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    Stan knew how to lie; he had learned from the best, after all, his whole childhood spent listening to his mother fabricate untruths to the dupes that called for her “psychic advice.” He lied to the people he sold his shit to, he lied to police, he lied to the assholes that were stupid enough to lend him money.

    Lying to himself should have been easy, lord knew he had enough practice in the art of deception. (Practice didn’t always equal success, mind you, but he sure as hell practiced.)

    But when it came to the whirlwind known as Rick Sanchez, lying got a hell of a lot harder.

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    Just before her eleventh birthday, Violet Potter disappeared from the wizarding world's watchful gaze. When she was eighteen they found her again, but not the hero they were hoping for. Having spent most of her teen years in the streets, she now enjoyed the simple pleasures in life. Why save the world if you could chill and toke?

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    42,546
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    74
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    234
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    62
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    The year is 1977 and the Marauders are sixth-years at Hogwarts. Remus and Sirius are a recently established couple, blissful in the honeymoon stage. But when a bit of hormonally-motivated irresponsibility winds up with Sirius being bitten and infected by Remus, the fallout threatens to be too much for the Marauders. Chainsmoking, self-loathing, and poor communication abound, all set to a soundtrack of contemporary 1970s music.

    [pre-written and updated weekly]

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    13/18
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    83
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    21
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    An unknown disease has spread among the humans, turning them into a mindless bloodthirsty living dead and apparently magic can't help in this case. The worst fact is that the disease not only spread among humans but also to Fairies, Anti Fairies and the Pixies.

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    18,376
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    1
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    Harry and Draco need each other to survive just another day with demons that haunt them constantly. So, when a stoic Harry walks into Draco's Azkaban cell and gives him two choices and one minute to decide, Draco knows what to choose.
    Just another long fic which started out as a oneshot but turned out to be humungous.
    Fic is complete in my documents folder but I will be posting parts of it every two days.

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    32,199
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    300
    Bookmarks:
    46
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    5437
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    They've been broken up for a year when Poe sees Rey at a party, but it's like no time has passed. So when she suggests going back to his place, Poe can't say no. Once there, he gets a lot more than he bargained for.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Sequel to 'You saved me (A Dreadwing Tale)

    We left our hero's at a major loss. Shelby's home destroyed. Her father a traitor. But she does have Dreadwing by her side. Now Shelby has a lot she needs to over come. Only 5 months later and she is still struggling. Though Dreadwing is also struggling along with her. He wants her back. She made a promise, but will she stick to that promise? Megatron is still after them, waiting for them to slip up. They have many challenges to overcome. Will they be able to pull it all together?

    Warning-Graphic content.

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    4/?
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    Another year, another round of Mystrade shorts. One shots, short multi-chapters, AUs, character studies, fluff, and whatever else may pop into my head.

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    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    It's that time of year again - Kinktober! Chapters are unrelated, warnings will be put as needed.

    1. Equius/Karkat
    2. Aradia/Sollux
    3. Damara/Kankri
    4. Karkat/Kankri
    5. Cronus/Grand Highblood
    6. Jade/Karkat
    7. Caliborn/Dirk/Jane
    8. Rose/Kanaya ft. Dave
    9. Bro/Equius
    10. Porrim/Cronus (Warning: consensual body mod, needles)
    11. Eridan/Sollux (Warning: helmsplay, suicidal ideation)
    12. Bro/Dad Egbert
    13. Damara/Cronus (Warning: soft vore, miniaturisation)
    14. Dualscar/Her Imperious Condescension's voice
    15. Darkleer/Grand Highblood
    16. Spades Slick/Diamond Droog
    17. Cronus/Feferi/Meenah

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    17/31
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1305
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    Were this story to have a happy ending, it would be a fairy tale.

    Were this story to have a happy ending, it would mean that there would be more to prove Bangtan Sonyeondan ever existed than a mountainside house, filled with polaroids, albums, paintings, and broken hearts.

    But it doesn't, does it?

    (Jimin, Taehyung, and the end of the world a second time)

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    37,600
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    576
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    Instead of taking Jesse to rehab for his heroin problem, Walt takes him back home. He's torn between wanting Jesse to be happy and wanting rough sex on IV drugs. They work towards a balance.

    CONTENT NOTE: Starts hard, finishes softer. Both the hurt and comfort are coming from the same source. Warnings in tags.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1339
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    Hawks is supposed to be on top of the world, so why does he still feel like there's something missing?

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    163
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2578
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    Since young, Akaashi Keiji has been confused with his sexuality. He always had feelings for guys for the longest time but he suppressed his feelings because it wasn't "normal" to have feelings for the same gender. It remained like this until he met Bokuto Koutarou when he first entered the Fukurodani volleyball team. Bokuto Koutarou was a second-year volleyball player in the school team. He was a bubbly and cheerful boy that has the tendency to have severe mood swings when things don't go his way. This special boy change Akaashi's perspective on everything and he felt something, for once.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    621
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    Zen will NOT do the cat food commercial.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    Y/n worked hard to be able to do what she wants, when she wants. Which happens to be everything she's not supposed to. So her and her friends do a damn good job of living everyday to the fullest behind a haze of smoke, booze, and bad decisions. And it's fucking fun!
    But things like that have a habit of getting out of hand quick, and when they meet the mysterious Min Yoongi, the childhood gang might soon find out, they're in for more fun than they can handle.

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    56,296
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    1282
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    Grand-daughter of final girl Nancy Thompson arrives on elm street after the death of her devoted grandmother only to find herself in a web of evil that was spun long before she was born. Who is the burned monster that is hunting her in her dreams and killing off her new friends? and why does he seem so familiar? (Basically a slow-burn OC with lots of murder, smut and a confusing but fun plot)

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    28,989
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    28
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    5
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    358
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    Draco is 30, he lives with Harry and their cat in an oddly-shaped, rent-stabilized Brooklyn apartment. His relationship is tumultuous, his life is a bit of a mess, his career is time-consumingly stressful. He chain smokes his way through it.

    This spans over years of Draco and Harry intertwining together.

    Draco Malfoy is heading home, incredibly intoxicated. He’s standing, more like swaying, on the edge of the curb attempting to hail a cab, cigarette hanging out of his mouth, the too big ash clinging on despite the strong wind. His coworkers are laughing beside him at something that had happened earlier, talking about another bar or getting some falafel from the halal cart on the corner.

    “Bloody prats, you’re pissed out of your minds, it’s 2:30 in the morning.” Draco slurs, stumbling forward off the curb as he unsteadily steps one foot onto the road.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1271
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    It's autumn, and the annual DPD halloween office party is coming up soon! What will happen when Hank and Gavin are left with free reins?

    In which Gavin is an asshole and Hank tries to be patient.

    Okay, so, I know this ship isn't all that popular, but if you like Detroit and you like these characters, give it a chance! I promise it'll be rewarding. :)

    I hope you enjoy! Happy spooptober everybody!

    Language:
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    4,073
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    1
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    67
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    Making art for a living isn’t easy, but what happens if Kylo finds a new muse in his new neighbor? And what if his new muse is someone from his past...

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2883
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    Working as a hitman never bothered you.
    Until Kageyama Tobio shows up and ruins everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,540
    Chapters:
    17/18
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2839

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