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    Prince Beelzebub is no idiot, and figures out pretty quickly how the Ineffable Husbands managed to trick them. Forbidden from seeking revenge, they end up at Decadence in New Orleans. Eventually, Gabriel wants a meeting.

    Gabriel is an idiot, still thinking that Heaven had a chance in the upcoming war. Well, that's a problem that the Lord of the Flies CAN solve.

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    It all starts with a little comment on a post in a hero appreciation group.

    Oc centered fanfic; Present Mic has a stalker.

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    Giving in is so hard for Mycroft

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    Althea is a biology student who in her last year of classes has to take a history course. Raiden finds that an out of place science student is actually becoming one of his favorites since her interest in his class is genuine. Or perhaps there is something all too familiar about her?

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    When a tamed fox appears on the Hogwarts grounds, the professors are charmed. Despite his protests, the fox adopts Severus. Nobody is really surprised when there's more than meets the eye.

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    Literally all of my Smosh one-shots that I came up with all by myself because I deleted them all to combine. Yeah.

    !!UPDATE!!
    Now with Tumblr-inspired Shaymien proposal!

    !!UPDATED UPDATE!!
    OMG OVER 1000 HITS?! THAT'S CRAZY! TYSM!

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    He's a wandering ghost
    He's someone who can see ghosts
    Together who know's what they can achieve

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    Why did it have to be someone he, against his better judgement, against all odds, would willingly trust with his life if they’d ask him to? Someone who he sometimes felt like they cared for him? Someone who...

    Fuck.

    Why did it have to be the man he had those goddamn feelings for?

    Why, off all people, did it have to be Slade Wilson?

     
    Dick is being held captive by human traffickers. They want to break him, turn him into a sex slave. The situation is bad. Really bad. And it gets even worse when Deathstroke shows up. At least... that’s what Dick believes. Because there is no way that Slade would help him, right?

     

    This is basically If he were a lesser Man but from Dick’s POV.

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    Anthony Crowley has learned by now that anything that makes him happy will be temporary at best. His quietly desperate routine is challenged when he happens to strike up a conversation with a customer at work, and he starts realizing three things, in this order: 1. oh huh this Aziraphale guy is actually interesting; 2. he can't stop embarrassing himself by accidentally flirting with him; and 3. oh no this Aziraphale guy is actually extremely attractive what do I do.

    Multi-chapter, updates Mondays and most Thursdays. Hacking through chapter 23 as of December 12, 2019. Currently estimating 25 chapters total.

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    Some beginnings are quite hard to achieve - but once they have been, oh, the wonder that can result from such a fresh new start...!

    (Future!fic for Young Wizards, set post-Games Wizards Play. For the WWW Trilogy, consider this a Young Wizards AU.)

    (Next update will be Thursday, followed by a twice-a-week update schedule of Mondays and Thursdays. Thank you for staying tuned!

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    After the explosion of the Chantry and the deaths of Anders, Meredith, and Orsino, staying in Kirkwall is no longer an option. Sebastian brings Hawke and the others to Starkhaven with plans to take back his family’s throne and offer his friends as safe a haven as he can create. Starkhaven, however, proves to have secrets and challenges of its own. Sebastian is confronted with uncovered remnants of his past that will change his life forever, threatening to disrupt the new and fragile chaste relationship he has with Padi Hawke. Starkhaven offers Sebastian a future he never imagined for himself, but he must decide where his priorities lie and who he wants to share that future with.

    Starts at the end of Dragon Age 2 and goes through into Dragon Age: Inquisition. This fic is complete and will update once a week, hopefully on Thursdays as my schedule allows.

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    Edge wants religion dead. He couldn't give fewer damns, and nobody is ever gonna get him into a church... until someone comes along and steals his heart.

    Error is a technological genius who feels underappreciated, though that changes once he meets a talented young artist hiding a dark secret.

    Geno is trying to escape from the memories of his past. To do this, he seeks the help of a death-obsessed graveyard manager.

    Dream is a therapist who has exactly two clients: a depressed pun lord and a very odd but very hot writer.

    Lust is a stripper at the local club. He has one particular favorite person, and that is the local butcher.

    I am someone who will probably degrade all of this into nonsense.

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    'It was interesting, really, watching the way the two interacted. Always touching, never too far apart - as if they were connected by a rope, wrapping around them and binding them together, pulling them closer, closer, closer. As if there was an unseen force pulling them together.'

    AKA Oliver doesn't like people in his personal space and yet is always very close to Felicity. Diggle is so done with their obliviousness.

    AKA, a 500 word fic my sister challenged me to do

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    When everyone's favorite 12 year-old paranormal investigator chases a certain bunny-suited Irken down a rabbit hole, he ends up in a world of madness even MORE insane than... y'know, the usual amount he deals with. And for Dib, that's saying quite a lot.

    The Alice in Wonderland story you know and love has been INVADED! Come witness the madness as the cast of Invader ZIM takes over the famous roles of the Mad Hatter, the Queen of Hearts, the Cheshire Cat, and the rest of Wonderland's deranged denizens!

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    After Sister Mary Eunice’s death as her identity and the devil which once resided her body, the man of the cloth is more than determined to take in his hands the things in better direction. Jude’s committed as a patient to Briarcliff. After tough 9 months of sandstorm of drastic changes in the former nun through which she has never been ever in her life, Timothy keeps his promise and rescues 2 taintless, precious souls. Can they help to heal one another even redeem themselves? Or otherwise letting the trials’ gravity crush them by being trapped in eternal darkness of vices and holding grudges?

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    By vgersix

    Crowley isn't usually interested in the newspaper, or current events that don't concern him directly. But something has caught his eye, and Aziraphale doesn't understand it at first. Once he does, he's more than happy to have gone along for the ride.

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    When Angel Dust (known as Martin while alive) was eighteen, he was kicked out of his house by his father. He was forced to wander the streets alone, homeless. After a while, he met a man on a trip to his city, and the two made an agreement. Alastor would give him a place to stay and the money to support himself as long as Martin helped him out with murder.

    Soon, the two grew close and began to rely on each other more and more. However, death quickly pulled them apart, and Hell was going to try its best to keep two souls away from each other apparently.

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    Some as-yet-unknown number, between 1 and 31, of winter-holiday-themed ficlets, based on drawlight@tumblr's prompt list. Everything will take place in ineffablefool's beloved Soft Zone(TM) which means it will be ridiculously romantic, completely asexual, and blatantly fat-positive.

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    11/?
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    “If you’re here to seduce information out of me, Reilly, it’s not happening this time,” said Liv. She flashed a grin at May, but there was steel beneath it. “There's too much riding on this one.”
    “I know,” said May. She didn’t match Liv’s smile. “I’m here with a message.”
    “From the Amazing Spider-Man?” Liv asked with mock awe.
    “No,” said May. “From me.”
    “Ah.” Liv leaned against her counter, eyes sharp on May. “That’s a lot more interesting.”
    May pulled her jacket off and tossed it over a chair near the tiny table. “Wine, please,” she suggested, sitting down.

     

    A long time ago, Dr May Reilly and Dr Olivia Octavius worked together on a project that got out of hand—at least, by May's definition. May walked away from their work and their romance, but May has been married and widowed since then, and the two are back in touch (in both senses of the word.) For years now they've had an unspoken agreement: May doesn't tell the world that Dr Octavius is the infamous Doc Ock, and Liv doesn't tell any other supervillains that May Parker is working with Spider-Man.

    But there are things they don't tell each other. And there are things May won't forgive.

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