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Anthony Crowley has learned by now that anything that makes him happy will be temporary at best. His quietly desperate routine is challenged when he happens to strike up a conversation with a customer at work, and he starts realizing three things, in this order: 1. oh huh this Aziraphale guy is actually interesting; 2. he can't stop embarrassing himself by accidentally flirting with him; and 3. oh no this Aziraphale guy is actually extremely attractive what do I do.
Multi-chapter, updates Mondays and most Thursdays. Hacking through chapter 23 as of December 12, 2019. Currently estimating 25 chapters total.
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Non-Zero Something for Everyone by S_M_F (Autistic_Ace)
Fandoms: Young Wizards - Diane Duane, WWW Trilogy (Books) - Robert J. Sawyer
12 Dec 2019
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Some beginnings are quite hard to achieve - but once they have been, oh, the wonder that can result from such a fresh new start...!
(Future!fic for Young Wizards, set post-Games Wizards Play. For the WWW Trilogy, consider this a Young Wizards AU.)
(Next update will be Thursday, followed by a twice-a-week update schedule of Mondays and Thursdays. Thank you for staying tuned!
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Recreate His Worldly Glory by gremlinquisitor (suchanadorer)
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Comics)
12 Dec 2019
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After the explosion of the Chantry and the deaths of Anders, Meredith, and Orsino, staying in Kirkwall is no longer an option. Sebastian brings Hawke and the others to Starkhaven with plans to take back his family’s throne and offer his friends as safe a haven as he can create. Starkhaven, however, proves to have secrets and challenges of its own. Sebastian is confronted with uncovered remnants of his past that will change his life forever, threatening to disrupt the new and fragile chaste relationship he has with Padi Hawke. Starkhaven offers Sebastian a future he never imagined for himself, but he must decide where his priorities lie and who he wants to share that future with.
Starts at the end of Dragon Age 2 and goes through into Dragon Age: Inquisition. This fic is complete and will update once a week, hopefully on Thursdays as my schedule allows.
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Engines by gypsyweaver for makewavesandwar, Melibe
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Dec 2019
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Prince Beelzebub is no idiot, and figures out pretty quickly how the Ineffable Husbands managed to trick them. Forbidden from seeking revenge, they end up at Decadence in New Orleans. Eventually, Gabriel wants a meeting.
Gabriel is an idiot, still thinking that Heaven had a chance in the upcoming war. Well, that's a problem that the Lord of the Flies CAN solve.
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- English
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- 1,575
- Chapters:
- 1/4
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- 6
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Town of Sanses (that's just the current title, it's subject to change) by Maxils
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
12 Dec 2019
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Edge wants religion dead. He couldn't give fewer damns, and nobody is ever gonna get him into a church... until someone comes along and steals his heart.
Error is a technological genius who feels underappreciated, though that changes once he meets a talented young artist hiding a dark secret.
Geno is trying to escape from the memories of his past. To do this, he seeks the help of a death-obsessed graveyard manager.
Dream is a therapist who has exactly two clients: a depressed pun lord and a very odd but very hot writer.
Lust is a stripper at the local club. He has one particular favorite person, and that is the local butcher.
I am someone who will probably degrade all of this into nonsense.
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Dib in Wonderland by Spectra22
Fandoms: Invader Zim, Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Related Fandoms
12 Dec 2019
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When everyone's favorite 12 year-old paranormal investigator chases a certain bunny-suited Irken down a rabbit hole, he ends up in a world of madness even MORE insane than... y'know, the usual amount he deals with. And for Dib, that's saying quite a lot.
It's the Alice in Wonderland story you know and love... INVADED! With the cast of Invader ZIM taking over such famous roles as the Mad Hatter, the Queen of Hearts, and the Cheshire Cat!
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- 2,107
- Chapters:
- 2/12
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Wings of Light by NxnsxgnorsDxmon
Fandoms: American Horror Story: Asylum, American Horror Story
11 Dec 2019
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After Sister Mary Eunice’s death as her identity and the devil which once resided her body, the man of the cloth is more than determined to take in his hands the things in better direction. Jude’s committed as a patient to Briarcliff. After tough 9 months of sandstorm of drastic changes in the former nun through which she has never been ever in her life, Timothy keeps his promise and rescues 2 taintless, precious souls. Can they help to heal one another even redeem themselves? Or otherwise letting the trials’ gravity crush them by being trapped in eternal darkness of vices and holding grudges?
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- Part 1 of The Holy Trilogy
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- 238,279
- Chapters:
- 28/50
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[podfic] Not a Weapon, but a Strike Against the Heavens by ExMarks
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Dec 2019
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By vgersix
Crowley isn't usually interested in the newspaper, or current events that don't concern him directly. But something has caught his eye, and Aziraphale doesn't understand it at first. Once he does, he's more than happy to have gone along for the ride.
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When Angel Dust (known as Martin while alive) was eighteen, he was kicked out of his house by his father. He was forced to wander the streets alone, homeless. After a while, he met a man on a trip to his city, and the two made an agreement. Alastor would give him a place to stay and the money to support himself as long as Martin helped him out with murder.
Soon, the two grew close and began to rely on each other more and more. However, death quickly pulled them apart, and Hell was going to try its best to keep two souls away from each other apparently.
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It's Beginning To Look A Bit Ineffable, I Suppose (Advent 2019) by ineffablefool
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Dec 2019
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Some as-yet-unknown number, between 1 and 31, of winter-holiday-themed ficlets, based on drawlight@tumblr's prompt list. Everything will take place in ineffablefool's beloved Soft Zone(TM) which means it will be ridiculously romantic, completely asexual, and blatantly fat-positive.
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Still Scared of an Old Lady? by ChekhovsDormantSupervolcano
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
11 Dec 2019
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“If you’re here to seduce information out of me, Reilly, it’s not happening this time,” said Liv. She flashed a grin at May, but there was steel beneath it. “There's too much riding on this one.”
“I know,” said May. She didn’t match Liv’s smile. “I’m here with a message.”
“From the Amazing Spider-Man?” Liv asked with mock awe.
“No,” said May. “From me.”
“Ah.” Liv leaned against her counter, eyes sharp on May. “That’s a lot more interesting.”
May pulled her jacket off and tossed it over a chair near the tiny table. “Wine, please,” she suggested, sitting down.A long time ago, Dr May Reilly and Dr Olivia Octavius worked together on a project that got out of hand—at least, by May's definition. May walked away from their work and their romance, but May has been married and widowed since then, and the two are back in touch (in both senses of the word.) For years now they've had an unspoken agreement: May doesn't tell the world that Dr Octavius is the infamous Doc Ock, and Liv doesn't tell any other supervillains that May Parker is working with Spider-Man.
But there are things they don't tell each other. And there are things May won't forgive.
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- Chapters:
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As Is by RioRiley
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Dec 2019
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"Would you date me if I wasnt dying?" Peter asks.
"Id still date you as is." MJ says with a sad smile.
The one where Peter Parker, gets a brain tumor and shit hits the fan.
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Hand-Made Scarf by Depressedstressedlemonzest
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Dec 2019
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From the point of view of Crowley as he makes Aziraphale a scarf for Christmas. For some reason it rhymes.
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Merry Christmas and all the shit that goes with it by moonfairybear
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
10 Dec 2019
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"I think it pains me even more to know that maybe if I arrived earlier then I could’ve saved you”
He lets him cry in his arms until Yoongi is only hiccuping.
“You’re not responsible,please don’t hold yourself responsible for it Yoongs...”
“Maybe if I’d loved you better ?”
“No Yoongi... there was nothing you could’ve done to prevent it... it was just me and my mess of a mind...”
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He's a wandering ghost
He's someone who can see ghosts
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„and when the clock strikes midnight,
my time will be running out"═════ • ❀ • ═════
365 Tage. Solange hat er noch Zeit.
Denn Tag 365 wird der Anfang vom Ende sein.═════ • ❀ • ═════
Taehyung hat einen angeborenen Herzfehler und hat nur noch ein Jahr zu leben.
Da er seit seiner Geburt, aufgrund des zu großen Risikos, der Zutritt zu einer öffentlichen untersagt war, kennt er das normale Schulleben nicht.
Nie wird er alleine gelassen, zu groß das Risiko das sich sein Zustand drastisch verändern wird.
Doch nun hat sein letztes Jahr begonnen.
Zum ersten Mal wird er eine öffentliche Schule betreten können, Freunde kennenlernen und vielleicht sogar seine große Liebe finden.
Zum ersten und zum letzten Mal.
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Better Than Bad (JJBA Fanfic) by Mehoygerfunkl
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Dec 2019
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One universe reset was all it took to change the paths of twisted men. Twisted men who killed for pleasure, selfish gain, benefit, or simply for revenge. Men whose morals didn’t depend on societal standards, but depended on their own twisted desires. But these men all had their pasts stripped of them, and all were reborn anew, given another chance by fate to redeem themselves.
A priest, a former president, a schizophrenic, a dinosaur, a serial killer, a beetle enthusiast, an aztec god, and a vampire, all fated to meet each other because one had a change of heart.
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Stan has trouble coming to terms with the fact that Mike and Bill both like him
And that he likes them both back.
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“So, do I get a chance to call my lawyer or are you too eager to stick bamboo under my fingernails?” Violet da Costa sighed, mouth set as if she’d bitten into a persimmon.
“Must you?” I smiled, fractured jaw aching.
“I’m channeling the sass of a long-lost cousin.” Violet shoved a blade against my carotid artery. She curled her bottom lip slightly as she bit it. I’d made her bleed. ...By being annoying. But I’d take a win when I could.
“I’m going to ask you again. Where. Are. The others.”
“Dunno. But hopefully somewhere even I can’t track them.” I stared into her. Through her. Violet took a step back, unnerved by my gaze. I’d gotten a reputation. A good one.
“I don’t-” she muttered something to herself. “Who ARE you?” It was my turn to be surprised.
“Really?” I laughed. “They didn’t even give you a name?” She shook her head.
“Then I’ll tell you.” Violet leaned in slightly in anticipation. I reared up, ropes snapping where I’d worn them against the edge of the chair. My forehead connected with her nose and she was on the floor. I took a glance about the dusty warehouse, thankful that no alarm had been sounded.
“I’m Desmond Miles.”