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    TW: torture, character death, suicidal thoughts, dehumanization, vomiting

    Quackity seeks the power and he finds it with in the walls of Pandora's vault, he is certain he wants to keep this newly found entertainment a secret but everything goes down hill when he goes too far. Now everything on the Deam SMP seems to be changing, everything is suddenly more complicated than it used to be. Noone understand what's going on anymore except for young time traveler who has to now face the SMP and restore the peace it used to have but there is only one way to reassure that this will happen. They need to destroy the egg, containing it won't be enough.
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    Quackity kills Dream in the fit of rage and now his Ghost roams the SMP but it wasn't supposed to be that way, he wasn't ment to die like that. It wasn't his time yet...

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    8/?
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    Clay Bo has been in and out of foster homes for the past twelve years of his life, and is usually taken out before the one month mark. When he's brought to Camp Half Blood by a demigod in hiding, he thinks he's finally found his home. And he had.

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    PLAY STUPID GAMES WITH ME ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN AND YOU'LL WIN STUPID FUCKING PRIZES!

    Apologies for the crude language.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    2
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    When Beelzebub's promising Sith Apprentice runs off with a Padawan, ze joins forces with the Jedi Master Gabriel and a Nautolan bounty hunter with a dark secret. But the runaway students don't want to come back at all...

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    604
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    1
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    The beginning of a crossover series that will get really kinky soon.

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    1/1
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    'My hair is all one color. I'm a virgin that still drinks dairy milk. Shit, I really am boring.'

    Leah knows exactly who she would rather be like instead - and it's not the kids in the composting club - it's the only other girl in school who doesn't fit in, either.

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    Chapters:
    16/24
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    103
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    Zombies, a whole lot of them in a Modern Genshin AU. What could go wrong! (Spoilers: a lot.)

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    3/23
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    In a world where only women exist, Lee Chaeyoung, otherwise known as Chaein, finds herself in a sticky situation. She loves both Goeun and Ireh, and they both love her back, but she is unsure which she likes more. She continues to date them both secretly but things only get worse for her once she finds out she is expecting one of their daughters.

    DISCLAIMER: I don't condone SERIOUS shipping of idols. This fanfiction is just for fun and don't take shipping real people seriously! It can be weird! That is not my intention here. I am writing this simply for fun. I hope you enjoy!

    This fanfiction takes place in a universe where only women exist. Women have learned how to thrive on their own and women can now impregnate each other through "intercourse." The world is doing so much better and has adapted well without the presence of men.

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    12/?
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    Who's idea was it to put three insane jesters filled with unlimited power in a single house?
    I don't know, and I don't care.
    Let's just see how this goes.
    Rated T cuz swearing.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    A collection of short stories, that were lost in time. Some are based on true events, some based on nonsense, just a mixture of everything.

    (C) Author Arnold 2009-2021

    Original: 2009-2015
    Revised: 2010-2021

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    4/8
    Kudos:
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    A futanari who has no desire to work, soon becomes nothing more than a pet. She gets used accordingly due to the contract she had agreed to. While the contract is a year-long test trial, will she be broken enough to want to stay?

    Enduring each denial and silly enough to think it’s the last time, she can’t help but thrive off of the thought that maybe one day they’ll be kind enough to let her have one.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    25
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    It is the late twenty-fifth century, and mankind has already colonised its local stars under the flying banners of the United Nations. The economies thrive, technology rapidly advances, life has never been better... mostly.

    Nolan Kumar had just been sacked from his job on Earth, forcing him into the ranks of the few unemployed living on the whole planet. It wasn't until a man (or whatever the hell he was) called Ezek arrived at the pub, promising him a position on a scavenging ship called the Artemis.

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    3/?
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    A simple slip of tongue can result in acquisition of father figures when one combines savage friends and supportive homeroom teachers.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    Penelope Bunce has been living the dream for the past few years. She's settled down in Omaha with her loving boyfriend Shepard, and everything seems absolutely perfect. That is, until a positive pregnancy test flips their world upside down.

    The couple is doomed to lose their firstborn child, all thanks to a hair-brained deal that Shepard made years ago. Shepard and Penelope must both grapple with what it means to be a parent, while also having to prepare for the heart-wrenching ordeal of turning their child over to monsters.

    (This is a continuation of the Carry On series. It primarily follows Penelope and Shepard (as well as their kid(s?). But not to worry, Baz, and Simon are here too.)

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    7
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Somewhere, somehow, they knew everything would be okay. Their soul was purple, after all.

    AKA

    A 7 foot skeleton with a box of crayons and little to no knowledge of the outside world manages to stumble upon the skeleton crew.

    Series
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    11,713
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    41
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    Sometimes you meet someone.

    (Who changes your life.)

    Takes place between 1820 and 1828, though the main part of the action occurs between 1825 and 1828.

    Series
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Dingodile invites Crash over for a free meal at his diner, but Crash would later find out that a friendly celebration of their latest adventure wasn’t the true reason he wanted him to visit.

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    2
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    Tsunami's guardians have formed a warped bond with their sky and Reborn has decided it needs to be fixed. He would be damned before he let his fluffy student fall to such an abomination. Unfortunately, there was only one known way to fix it - an entirely new set of Guardians bonded even more deeply than the existing warped bonds. A marriage soul bonding with the new Guardians.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    42
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    205
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    74
    Hits:
    2827
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    Eren becomes infatuated with you

    Language:
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    322
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    217
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    Dazai creates a group chat to "bond" with the member of PM and ADA but chaos ensues. What could happen when a bunch of gay murderers text each other? Well a lot actually... There will be an actual plot.

    made it explicit bc it has a lot of cursing, updates every sunday :)

    TW: past abuse, eating disorders, depression, PTSD, anxiety, more to add.

    heavy themes of lgbtq+ (trans, gay, gender fluid, asexual, and more characters)

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    oh great another ginger - im still scarred from when gin tried to beat my ass

     

    mummy headass - gin scares me more than a drunk chibi (ノωヽ)

     

    “still growing” - OIIII

    “still growing” - SO I KICK YOU IN THE BALLS ONE TIME

     

    mummy headass - IT WASNT JUST ONE TIME

    Language:
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    32,846
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    173
    Kudos:
    431
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
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