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    Two years ago, Manberg fell, and the jungle flourished in the wreckage.

    Quackity is forlorn. He’s been trying, he really has, but everyone he’s loved has left him; everything he’s built has fallen apart and for the millionth time, he’s alone. But when he goes to visit an old friend’s grave one last time with plans to put a bullet in his own head, he finds something… unexpected.

    Tommy has questions. After he was exiled from L’Manberg for a crime he didn’t commit, there’s been no contact whatsoever from the Badlands. Still, he doesn’t want to meddle, because he has it good at Philza’s anarchist commune and for once, his life is somewhat stable again. However, that all changes when he visits an old enemy, and gets a lot more than the answers he wanted.

    Tensions are rising, the jungle is changing, and once again, the fate of the world rests on the shoulders of a handful of uncooperative individuals with enough collective trauma to give your average therapist a breakdown. What could possibly go wrong?

    ———

    Or, the loose ends of Where Is Your Rider lead to chaos that only the wrath of gods can rival.

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    47,211
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2496
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    Listen this wasn’t planned, he just wanted his Pancakes not to get kidnapped by hybrid traffickers and held for ransom.

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    Or me being stuck with my other story and just writing a mafia/syndicate au

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    6,354
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2768
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    Wilbur Soot was the sole survivor of the Village Massacre of 2012, a random attack from Death Eaters to show power. Somehow, Wilbur survived. Even more impressive, he somehow killed the Dark Lord. What's more? He wasn’t even out of diapers.
    When Wilbur finds out he is a wizard, he has to do everything in his power to survive his new way of life.
    From making friends to navigating the new school to not dying, here's to staying alive and becoming the most famous wizard ever.
    Maybe it would've been easier to die.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    365
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    This is an unapologetic dark masturbatory fantasy, involving the characters from the Dream SMP, based on the question: "What if Schlatt offered Dream something much darker than the revive book, to get back on the server?" It's meant as a collection of naughty vignettes, with any part of the story not involving sex being mostly implied - yes, there's an actual plot that's loosely based on the lore, but...think about what you searched, to find it. You weren't looking for a wholesome bedtime story, and you know it. It's marked "Dead dove: do not eat." for a reason: it starts with drugged coercion, gaslighting and grooming, and rapidly devolves into a very noncon, no ships barred fuckfest - you have been warned. If you choose to read it even after this warning, your forfeit any right to act self righteously scandalized in the comments.

    As for the name:

    How does the bastard son of death's favorite angel
    And a smart fridge, dropped in the server of a survival game
    Enslave his own country by cherishing autonomy
    As leader, ending up a broken prisoner and breeder?

    Not sorry. >:)

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    63,222
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    4276
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    Tommy's death was a tragedy, but it hurt no one more than Sam, the warden who believed that he could have saved him – yet there's only so much he can do when the boy's murderer is already under lock and key. And Dream, far from fazed by the blood on his hands, continues to taunt the world outside his cell with the dark knowledge no one believes he possesses.

    Sam believes he may be telling the truth, for once, but bending to his prisoner's wishes is definitely not a path he's ready to go down.

    Not yet, at least.

    Through all of this, more trials and tribulations start to arise, involving the likes of Ranboo, a sweet but forgetful enderman hybrid with a memory book that might bring about more trouble than he thinks; Captain Puffy, a washed-up sea captain whose fight against a mess of demonic tendrils only leads to more conflicts; and a silent phantom who only wants one thing: peace.

     

    OR

     

    I didn't agree with the shortness of Tommy's final death in canon, here's a 1000+ page, self-indulgent fic I wrote in retaliation.

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    9,031
    Chapters:
    3/86
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    254
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    Zak and Halo are rivals on the workfloor. They always compete about who is the best to the point they're heavily toxic with one another. One day their boss pairs them up for the most important case that has hit Jacksonville in a while... There's a serial killer on the loose. Will Zak and Halo be able to work out their past rivalry and solve the case? Or will they crack under the pressure...?

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    7,805
    Chapters:
    10/15
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    940
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    When someone of importance is born, the fates know it right away. When Skeppy, the god of wealth and prosperity, was born, the fates were there proclaiming importance. Skeppy shrugged it off, focusing on what he wanted instead, taking after his father. Soon, he built his own throne upon the shoulders of desperate humans and the hopes of empires. His insouciance towards humans was soon interrupted by one particular cartographer, by the name of BadBoyHalo. With war on the horizon and prophecies sung like Christmas Carols, will a friendship be able to develop?

     

    - - - - - - -
    Inspired by Greek Mythology

    The stories and interpretations of the characters are my own. I do not own the characters. There will be aggression, violence, and major character death. Be warned!

    NO CHARACTER IS MEANT TO BE ‘EVIL’

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    25,404
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    787
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    On September 2nd, Lunar Imperial Year 598, Ace Codename Q of the royal guard was arrested on suspicions of murder. Somewhere in another part of L'Manberg, a single dice was rolled.

    The game was only starting.

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    English
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    105,778
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    263
    Kudos:
    436
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    13781
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    I’m scared of what inside my head
    What’s inside my soul
    I feel like I’m running but getting nowhere
    Fear is suffocating me
    I can’t breath
    I feel like I’m drowning
    I’m sinking deeper
    White light fades to red
    As I enter the city of the dead

    Things were supposed to be good. Quackity was king. The kingdom was healing from the pain the last eleven years caused. But something is wrong, someone or something is planting bombs across the kingdom and friends are disappearing fast.
    And hey! What’s with this red shit growing everywhere?
    .....

    THIS IS BOOK TWO IN MY ANTARCTIC EMPIRE AU GO READ THE FIRST BOOK BEFORE THIS ONE :)

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    English
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    56,493
    Chapters:
    26/40
    Comments:
    605
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3986
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    Every birthday and birthday party of the Craft house.

    For Ms. WritersHeir, for her fic Home Again Home Again which is absolutely amazing <3
    started writing 5/20/2022

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    2,151
    Chapters:
    1/40
    Comments:
    1
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    32
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    Dawn lives the simple, eventful, and sleepless life of a doctor. She always thought that the only form of attention she would ever get is from her many patients -definitely not that of Quackity and his many viewers'.

    Twenty million subscribers, eight years, and one sleep-deprivation induced courage later, she signs herself up for Love or Host to meet the guy she admired from afar, for so long.

    Being the honest, medically-inclined shut-in she is, involving herself in a famous streamer's life was a huge 180 from the one she used to know. I guess that's what you get for sending him a Friendship Application, right?

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    English
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    62,988
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    710
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    Part Two of the Home Again, Home Again series. Highly recommend reading Part One for any of this to make sense.

    Preface:

    Phil's children have been hurt. They know this about each other, and will do anything to prevent any of their siblings from getting hurt again.

    But something is coming, and none of them, not even their father, is prepared.

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    English
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    130,332
    Chapters:
    62/?
    Comments:
    512
    Kudos:
    545
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    17971
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    Well, it’s over.

    Confronting Sapnap—who’s pretty pissed about Quackity never being around anymore—and Karl—whose memory is fading—about Kinoko Kingdom while covered in blood from torturing Dream definitely wasn’t a good idea. Quackity blames everyone, including himself. Love, or at least what he thought was love, had blinded him, and Dream can read people like a book. In other words, his marital troubles gave that green fuck the perfect tinder to start a bonfire.

    He’s so drunk that he can barely move when Phil finds him in the ashes of El Rapids with the rings in his pocket, waiting for the end. He’s sick of this shit. Sick of making the same mistake over and over.

    Sick of living.

    But the universe isn’t done with Quackity yet. Strange things start to happen to him after the shitshow that was the Red Banquet, and the seas are... well, angry. You have untapped potential, sugar pumpkin, Glatt tells him. Your bloodline gives you the power to bring entire nations to their knees. Use it.

    ———

    Or, Quackity’s been blind for a long time, and in more ways than one. But now that he’s finally pulled the wool off his eyes?

    Part of him is starting to wish he didn’t.

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    English
    Words:
    91,507
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    226
    Kudos:
    975
    Bookmarks:
    144
    Hits:
    22581
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    Skeptical is one of the highest ranking jewels of his kind. A diamond cut to perfection and balancing his responsibilities so perfectly he's more machine than man. He has dedicated his life to his family, their business, their wants, and their governments rules. Skeppy is pristine. And then he makes one, stupid, ugly, irreversible mistake... and his entire life changes.

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    English
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    98,833
    Chapters:
    20/24
    Comments:
    410
    Kudos:
    339
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    8205
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    The title says it all (my fingers hurt from typing)

    (Feel free to request legit whatever as long as it’s not a ship)

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    English
    Words:
    624
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    161
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    Note: It says there might be adult content for some reason??? There's not like at all so that's fun

    Karl Jacobs is going into his senior year of high school and is ready to take it on with a smile and plenty of monster. When he has a cute guy he somehow doesn't know sitting in front of him in not one, but most of his classes he thinks it's gotten even better. Until the guy turns out to be so far in the closet he's basically in Narnia.

    But will Karl manage to get him to see him? Will George talk to his jock? Will Quackity ever stop pissing off his home ec teacher? And will they ever figure out if the real high school was the friends we made along the way?

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    English
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    16,696
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    4374
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    Anthony frost, a smart, young, kind boy with a wealthy farther. With a few mental issues sprinkled into his story.

    His farther John frost. A kind, wealthy man who owns a huge tech business.

    schlatt, a lovable man, whitty and smart with three sons- dream, velvet and tubbo.

    Dream was the oldest: smart, kind when others are kind to him

    Velvet was the middle child: charming, more nice than dream, funny

    Tubbo the youngest: funny. Hyperactive, kind.

    This group would have never known the change that they would make in the future.

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    English
    Words:
    211
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    36
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    What if… all the drama, all the major events, all the betrayal, and death… was just everyone fucking high off their asses with drugs or sleep deprivation?

    Well, you’ve come to the right place then! Cause everyone is getting fucking high in this literal crack fic.

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    English
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    17,713
    Chapters:
    37/37
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    342
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    5837
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    A bunch of shorter stories written for the Dream SMP, every day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    226,332
    Chapters:
    366/366
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    4379
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    Ponk's heart has always been to big to love just one person, so they claim when People ask why they barely have a love life. Besides, There's no one, much less two or more, people who fit his definition of 'dream person', despite his long-time friend Puffy trying to set him up with various suitors.

    But how come it's always the 'normal days' when suddenly not one, but two, men of Ponk's dreams enter his life. And how tf could he choose.

    Where Ponk has a thing for hot monster looking DILF's, Sam is a struggling single father of four who fell head over heels for a cute farmer, and definitely has a thing that's definitely hatred for a shark god, and Foolish suddenly and rapidly believes in destiny, despite his sister's teasing.

    (Based off basically all of Bunni.Bott's FoolSamPonk, FoolSam, AweSamPonk, and Lapis Duo tiktok's, along with one inspiration from their others)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,304
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    169

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