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you're insecure (don't know what for) by seaandsky, softinyourpalm
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2025
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“I’m not- I- I don’t want you to see me,” Guillermo gasped, panicked. He sounded on the verge of tears.
Nandor was even more confused now. “What, naked? You are my familiar. I have seen you naked many times!”
“I know, but…” Tears were pooling rapidly in Guillermo’s eyes, his voice cracking. “I- Why would you want to look at me? When you look like- like that?”
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A mystifying gleam had entered Nandor’s eyes. “Does it not worry you, the danger of looking into such tales?” he asked in a low, crooning voice. “Are you not afraid of what you may find lurking in the shadows?”
Guillermo lifted his chin as Nandor’s words kindled his pride. “I grew up in New York City and I live in London - two of the biggest cities in the world. I assure you, I can take care of myself.”
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Transylvania, 1887. Guillermo de la Cruz has traveled to Braşov for a research trip, and he’s excited to learn more about the folklore of the region. But once he meets the mysterious Nandor the Relentless, he’s pulled into a strange new world that forces him to question the very boundaries between myth and reality, thirst and love…and man and monster.
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Guillermo falls into the hands of Simon the Devious, who plans to take full advantage of the special properties of Guillermo's part-vampire body.
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Laszlo raised his eyebrows, whistling. “You’ve grown rather big for your britches, haven’t you, old chap?!” He stepped in even closer, and Guillermo fought the urge to step back. “Your tough act might have Nandor swooning, but it’s not gonna work on me.”
Huh?
Before Guillermo could make heads or tails of that statement, his legs were being swept out from under him. With a yelp, he was falling to the floor.
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Laszlo and Guillermo disagree on how to parent baby Colin. Their arguing turns physical.
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“What is amusing, peasant, is that you seem to have convinced yourself that I captured you because I believe you to possess some useful intelligence for my campaign.”
Guillermo struggled to keep his voice even. “Is there some other reason I’m missing?"
Nandor gave Guillermo a smile that could easily have been mistaken for sincere. Under different circumstances, the way his eyes crinkled might even have been endearing. But as it was, the smile chilled Guillermo to the bone. “Can you really think of no other use I might have for you?”
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When Guillermo hears that the Al-Qolnidarian army is coming to invade his home, he's ready to fight, even if it means certain death. Then he catches the eye of Nandor the Relentless - and neither of them is prepared for the consequences.
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Nandor gets cursed by the witches because he doesn't want to cum in a jar. Guillermo deals with the consequences.
“Master, please, this isn’t you. Let me go,” Guillermo wildly thinks that at least in this position, he doesn’t have to look at the monster his master has become. That small mercy is ripped away when Nandor turns him around and forces him to look into his eyes.
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‘Alright so you’re sleeping here then. On the couch in the library. It’s the only one big enough to lie down on.’
Nandor opened both eyes now to scowl at full capacity. He didn’t scowl at Guillermo who was still standing dutifully with one hand protectively on the coffin, instead he chose the ceiling as his target.
‘This is not a very nice thing that you are saying to me, Guillermo.’
Nandor's coffin has woodworm, and the only safe place to sleep seems to be in Guillermo's bed.
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08 Jul 2025
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Nandor insists on accompanying Guillermo lingerie shopping. Alone in the dressing room and down to the last ill-fitting bra, she suggests an unconventional method for ascertaining the proper fit.
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23 Nov 2024
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Guillermo de la Cruz, son of a wealthy merchant, is on his way to wed his betrothed when his ship is beset upon by the fearsome pirate ship, the Relentless, and he discovers the pleasures of the marriage bed are much different with Captain Nandor.
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Bookmarked by seaandsky
16 Sep 2024
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Slayer Guillermo de la Cruz takes a job to kill a coven of vampires, but when it all goes bad, he finds himself caught up in Nandor, Nadja and Laszlo's hastily hatched plan to take advantage of their prisoner. What they have in store for him may be a fate worse than death.
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16 Sep 2024