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    Vampirism may be a curse to some, but to others it is a gift.

    Nadja-centric, Nadja/Laszlo in later chapters.

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    A shiver ran down his spine, and he felt the hairs in the back of his neck raise up. Heart racing, he spun on his heel. Someone was standing there, the light from the street outlining their large frame.
    This is how it ends, Guillermo found himself thinking, backing up further into the alleyway. He was really going to be murdered in an alley next to the Panera Bread he worked at.

     
    A collection of stories, telling the story of how Guillermo became a Familiar and the difficulties a life of servitude comes with. This is set partly in 2009, which is something I bring up only because I had to remind myself of this fact several times while planning this.

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    17/?
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    Guillermo does Nandor the honor of accompanying him around the world, hoping that Nandor will see being a vampire in a new light.

    Nandor hopes taking Guillermo on this journey will make him appreciate his humanity.

    They both want what the other already has, not realizing that what they really need is each other.

    aka Nandor and Guillermo’s Excellent Adventure

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    4/?
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    21
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    233
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    24
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    They gave us a new life
    To live and learn
    Some time to touch old friends
    And still return

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    The intermediate off-camera happenings of our favorite vampires in the immediate aftermath of season 3, and how that will lead them their eventual season 4 headspace, featuring a few new faces here and there.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    14
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    34
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    7
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    I've been asked for a little crossover between the world of Juliet and the world of 600 and Pregnant. I took up the challenge and I hope it's not too bad.
    Ps: I think you can read without having read the other two works without too much trouble.

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    4/5
    Comments:
    7
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    While cleaning up an abandoned storage room in the basement, the vampire gang + Guillermo find an old artifact that will reveal some unsaid truths and some old feelings that one vampire in particular thought he would never have to talk about again.

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    1/1
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    “Quite frankly, I’m on Gizmo’s side,” Laszlo declares. “I hypnotized one of the crew to tell me what had happened and it was, in the parlance of our times, a dick move. I mean, leaving the man with blue balls without so much as a word of explanation?” He shakes his head mournfully. “A hangable offense, as far as I’m concerned. I mean, a sorry, old chap, I’m not actually in the mood, as it turns out? Perfectly acceptable. Consent is important, you know. But to leave a man high and dry and then pretend nothing ever happened? Unsportsmanlike, is what that is.”

    “Unless you are into that,” Nadja adds. “We don’t judge.”

    “Oh, naturally.”

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    2/?
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    134
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    6
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    646
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    Nandor the Relentless. Ruthless warrior, husband to 37 women. What happens when Nandor realizes the cost of loving?
    A story of Nandor's previous lovers leading up to the moment where Nandor falls for Guillermo de la Cruz.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    8
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    Courting under the pretence of a Master-Familiar relationship, yet with no other way to define their dynamic, Laszlo and Nadja dance a flighty and flirtatious foxtrot around their feelings.
    Guillermo and Nandor are just glad their long-standing relationship is nowhere near as tumultuous. Right?

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    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
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    Guillermo is jealous and gets drunk, which leads to an interesting career choice in the future.

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    14
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    6
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    991
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    We all know Nandor is very lonely, You all know Nandor is very lonely, the demon hound knows Nandor is very lonely.

    To combat this, he makes poor Guillermo download Tinder on his phone. What follows next is Nandor trying to hide the fact that he is indeed a vampire as he tries to romance you, the poor reader who thinks he's just a guy with funky teeth, through several non vampire friendly dates.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    Nadja knows she is a woman, despite not always being one. Or… She has always been one but not in the way most women are? It is all very confusing. Guillermo is the same, simply in the other direction. Laszlo and Colin… They are much more confusing. Laszlo changes, he thinks. They said how they feel changes, or sometimes she simply does not care what others think he is. And Colin… Xe loves to make the explanation of his gender overly complicated, Nandor simply doesn’t understand.

    The others, they know what they are because the other options felt wrong to them.

    But how does Nandor know he is a man?

    OR

    Nandor has a gender crisis, and gets some help from the others so he can figure things out.

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    “No, I know nothing of building or painting,” Nandor says confidently. “I had people to do that for me. My twelfth wife was very handy with a saw, a fact that almost became tragic when she caught me in bed with my thirteenth, fourteenth, fifteenth, and sixteenth wives. But it cannot be hard! You pick up the paintbrush, you splatter the paint like you would a victim’s blood out of their still warm cuh-cass, you call it a day! No, I am not concerned.”

     

    “I will be serving in an overseeing capacity,” Nadja tells them, hands folded in her lap. “It seems like mostly grunt work and I do not care to be grunted at, even in the bedroom.”

    “That’s true, she favors a growl, but never a grunt. Hm? Oh, Gizmo forbade me from painting any tits or cocks on the walls, so I really couldn’t give any less of a shit, I’m just going to stand there and tell everybody what they’re doing wrong.”

     

    “Five course fucking dinner,” Colin Robinson says.

     

    Guillermo smiles tightly. “Yeah. It’ll be fun. We’ll see how it goes.”

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    67
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    284
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    27
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    (yeah dumb title I know)
    Yellowdribble is here to provide you with vampires and piss:

    "The night was calm and beautiful, and it was actually kind of nice to get out the house for a bit. Hearing Nandor’s child-like excitement seeing the stars made the familiar’s heart flutter in his chest, and Colin Robinson wasn’t being too annoying at the moment. Honestly the task wouldn’t be too bad if those black teas weren’t weighing heavily on his bladder. Guillermo internally cursed at himself for forgetting to use the toilet back at the house. The urge wasn’t pressing yet, but the sound of the oars hitting the water wasn’t helping one bit."

    The results of Guillermo being unable to find a suitable toilet at the Sassy Cat Club.
    Guillermo is a Trans man in this work and he mentions some instances of transphobia he has experienced, but it is vague. There are no details given other than that
    (If you’d prefer- Skip to chapter 3 to get straight into the awkward steamy action)
    Enjoy perverts!

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    1
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    Guillermo tries to hide his new part-time job from the vampires and Nandor is very confused by technology.

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    2,670
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    184
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1345
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    Nandor the Relentless had 37 wives. He really loved 35 of them. This is the story of his relationship with just one of those wives.

    Andrakis is a semi-canonical wife of Nandor. She's mentioned in an FX promo video. We know that she had a really big . . . smile.

    **Chapter 22 Summary**
    More revelations are in store for Nandor and Andrakis as they spend another evening relaxing in the hot tub. This time, they are joined by Laszlo and Nadja, who can't help but let their opinions on everything be known. Things come to a head when Lilith drops a bomb on the newly reunited couple.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    46
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    53
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    6
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    The Vampiric Council is getting antsy having a known Vampire Slayer walking around in their midst all the time. Nandor insists it's fine. (It's really not.)

     

    Set some time after The Cloak of Duplication but before The Wellness Centre!

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    1/3
    Comments:
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    43
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    Guillermo gets a little bloody and has an idea.
    Then he gets a lot bloody and has a huge fucking problem.

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    1/1
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    201
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    13
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    860
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    Guillermo is locked in a coffin. Nandor thinks he's been abandoned. Laszlo has taken on responsibility that means he is no longer fucking or sucking. And of course, Nadja is not pleased with any of it.

    We hate to see them in pain, but the documentary crew has to admit: it makes for good TV. Even better, they've found their soundtrack for next season, courtesy of the iPod left behind in Guillermo's suitcase.

    A season 4/hiatus fic, where every chapter is based on a song/lyrics by The Mountain Goats. Chapters will be small, and post twice a week in serial format.

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    7,403
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    33
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    121
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1430
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    Nandor wants to go to another con. He's really thrown himself into the Breyer horse community. Guillermo is more than happy to go along for the ride.

    a.k.a. How many toy convention weekends does it take for Guillermo to get the hint?

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    English
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    9,384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    494

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