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    “Quite frankly, I’m on Gizmo’s side,” Laszlo declares. “I hypnotized one of the crew to tell me what had happened and it was, in the parlance of our times, a dick move. I mean, leaving the man with blue balls without so much as a word of explanation?” He shakes his head mournfully. “A hangable offense, as far as I’m concerned. I mean, a sorry, old chap, I’m not actually in the mood, as it turns out? Perfectly acceptable. Consent is important, you know. But to leave a man high and dry and then pretend nothing ever happened? Unsportsmanlike, is what that is.”

    “Unless you are into that,” Nadja adds. “We don’t judge.”

    “Oh, naturally.”

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    6/8
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    222
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    Courting under the pretence of a Master-Familiar relationship, yet with no other way to define their dynamic, Laszlo and Nadja dance a flighty and flirtatious foxtrot around their feelings.
    Guillermo and Nandor are just glad their long-standing relationship is nowhere near as tumultuous. Right?

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    Chapters:
    6/10
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    46
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    143
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    19
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    Nadja:
    "We have to remember that Nandor is almost 800 years old and older than both of us combined, so it would be best to stick to the text.”

    Laszlo:
    “Yes, yes. It will be very taxing. VERY time-consuming!”

    Guillermo:
    (O.S.)
    “I’ll do it.”

    Laszlo and Nadja:
    “YEAH, WE KNOW!”

     

    ...

    No one stuck to the deprogramming book.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    2
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    13
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    2
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    133
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    After a rather eventful birthday, Guillermo learns some hard truths.

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    2/2
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    66
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    8
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    358
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    Successful real estate agent Nandor Sultani is a real Scrooge during the holidays. Luckily his personal assistant, Guillermo, is hell-bent on changing that.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    4
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    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    291
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    Nandor the Relentless. Merciless warrior. Husband to 37 women. The story of how Nandor fell in love, became a vampire and met the man who would end up breaking every notion of humanity left in him...in a good way.

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    26,893
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    28
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1021
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    After the s03e10 fight scene, Nandor needs some help that, once again, only Guillermo can provide. Plus, a pre-canon flashback to how they got here.

    Chapter titles are from Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen, a very Nandermo song imho.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    569
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    They gave us a new life
    To live and learn
    Some time to touch old friends
    And still return

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    The intermediate off-camera happenings of our favorite vampires in the immediate aftermath of season 3, and how that will lead them their eventual season 4 headspace, featuring a few new faces here and there.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    58
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    10
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    The gang goes on a very brief trip to Walmart and Nandor watches more videos with a shocking (for him) revelation.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    20
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    112
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    689
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    Guillermo does Nandor the honor of accompanying him around the world, hoping that Nandor will see being a vampire in a new light.

    Nandor hopes taking Guillermo on this journey will make him appreciate his humanity.

    They both want what the other already has, not realizing that what they really need is each other.

    aka Nandor and Guillermo’s Excellent Adventure

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    5/?
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    267
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    34
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    I know I'm just a fool who's willing
    To sit around and wait for you
    But baby, can't you see there's nothing else for me to do?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Here is the best night Nandor’s had since coming home to Staten Island.

    Not to mention that, impermanent as everything feels sometimes, even the bad nights are a step up from, you know, all the torture. It helps to not be alone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    396
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    Colin Robinson binge watches Supernatural and finds the SPN Tumblr community. He then drains Nadja, Nandor, Laszlo, and Guillermo by obsessively talking about SPN. Crack fic with a dash of actual emotion. Lots of references to SPN tumblr.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    88
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    Takes place a year after the season three finale. Laszlo has been raising the new Colin, mostly on his own. Miraculously, everyone finds themselves back at the house on Staten Island, just in time to celebrate the new Colin's first birthday party. Nandor returns to find Guillermo with a boyfriend, Laszlo frets about making the party perfect, Nadja has a new little vampire lover, and Colin enjoys a feast of delicious energy.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    38
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    Once the door was shut, Guillermo leaned his back against it, and took some deep breaths trying to calm his explosive heartbeat. It was beating so hard, Guillermo wouldn’t have been surprised if a fucking chest burster from the 1979 film Alien gorily ripped itself from his ribcage right about now. Of course, it wasn’t an alien doing this to his heart. It was just the adrenaline.
    Even eleven years after becoming a vampire’s assistant (you know- a creature that embodies darkness, bloodlust and sexual liberation) , he couldn’t shake the chokehold that Catholic shame had on his nerves.
    Yeah, that potion he ordered- it was not for rosacea. In fact Lazlo was right on the money about it being related to Guillermo’s “wand”.

     

    Guillermo is a trans man and he orders a potion from Lilith that will temporarily make his growth as big as a cis dude's dick (as well as improve his sexual satisfaction overall while under the influence of it.) , but Nandor is a nosy bitch. The vampire accidently gets doused in a shrinking potion, after secretly following Guillermo to the shop when the human goes to pick up his order. Weird horny hijinks ensue

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    1,762
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    284
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    Vampirism may be a curse to some, but to others it is a gift.

    Nadja-centric, Nadja/Laszlo in later chapters.

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    21,778
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    982
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    A shiver ran down his spine, and he felt the hairs in the back of his neck raise up. Heart racing, he spun on his heel. Someone was standing there, the light from the street outlining their large frame.
    This is how it ends, Guillermo found himself thinking, backing up further into the alleyway. He was really going to be murdered in an alley next to the Panera Bread he worked at.

     
    A collection of stories, telling the story of how Guillermo became a Familiar and the difficulties a life of servitude comes with. This is set partly in 2009, which is something I bring up only because I had to remind myself of this fact several times while planning this.

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    English
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    46,213
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    37
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    56
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    9
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    1357
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    I've been asked for a little crossover between the world of Juliet and the world of 600 and Pregnant. I took up the challenge and I hope it's not too bad.
    Ps: I think you can read without having read the other two works without too much trouble.

    Language:
    English
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    11,876
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    143
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    While cleaning up an abandoned storage room in the basement, the vampire gang + Guillermo find an old artifact that will reveal some unsaid truths and some old feelings that one vampire in particular thought he would never have to talk about again.

    Language:
    English
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    6,785
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    612
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    Guillermo is jealous and gets drunk, which leads to an interesting career choice in the future.

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    English
    Words:
    2,599
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1311

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