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    An attempt at the 'What We Create in October' WWDITS challenge that's floating around. Each chapter will correspond with a prompt taken from the list.

    Chapter 27: Fangs - Guillermo tries out a pair of custom fangs.

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    A look behind the scenes at the erotic cinematic classic Vampire Tricked in Steam Room, as told from the perspective of director A.J. Crowley and supplemented with journal entries from lead actor Laszlo Cravensworth.

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    Spooky Month comes around and I completely lose my damn mind. Written for Trickey-Boo! 2020, but the blame lies squarely on me.

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    " Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.

    But then the human had done something outrageous.

    Then the human had smiled. "

    In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.

    In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.

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    After Nandor and Nadja fall in love (which they seem to do every few decades, only for it to end in tears), Laszlo decides to travel to Pennsylvania, don his blue jeans, and become Jackie Daytona again! Only this time, he reluctantly takes a lovesick human dumpling and a mind-numbing energy vampire along for the ride. Once in Clairton, he sets up a new bar generously donated to him by some guy he drank, and revisits some old friends. Eventually he finds himself falling for Guillermo, oh no. Also Colin finds love. Drinks are on Jackie!

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    Killing a vampiric assassin who rung the doorbell just before dawn was easy enough.  Vampires were very stupid as a whole.  Guillermo's master was no exception, but Guillermo loved her despite it.  For it.  Nandor's short-sightedness made it easier for Guillermo to protect her

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    1/1
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    Laszlo is resurrecting his porno career, and he needs a couple of leads. Not you, Colin Robinson.

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    Now there is peace to the quiet surrounding this person whose body has always sung to him. No gust of breath, no tide of blood, no sweet sure rhythm of the heart he has counted on every second of every night for the last short eternity.

    Sickfic gone wrong gone right.

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    Being an unpaid familiar, Guillermo's in a lot of debt. How does he pay the bills? Nandor accidentally finds out.

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    11 years. That's how long his hands have been lugging around corpses, arduously lifting furniture and boxes, scrubbing floors, polishing swords, and other familiar duties. There was a time, before, in the years where his eyes were brighter and his face youthful, where those hands were once soft. Nandor never noticed the difference. He never really payed attention. When has he ever? Not until after the theatre, where he seemed to be paying attention to his human more than ever, did he notice the rough etches of his ex familiar's skin, the callouses that lined the pads of his fingers, a sign of the dedication and the years he had given to him. He was always giving. Maybe it was time he gave something back.

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    Karen gets everything she ever wanted.

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    The vampires (+human and werewolf) are forced to work with unlikely allies to save each other.

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    6/?
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    Diana is Nadja's new familiar but Nandor can't seem to keep himself away from her.

     

    Experimental writing style.

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    8/?
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    Weeks after helping Guillermo through his nightmare, Nandor hears him call out again.

    Sequel to "I'll Scare Your Bad Dreams Away"

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    Guillermo has one day off a week now, and he would love to spend it catching up on sleep, but it's almost like he doesn't remember how to do that anymore. After the 3rd week in a row of staring up at the ceiling for hours, he finds a solution.

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    They have nothing else to do, so Guillermo takes Nandor out for the night.

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    '...Now, Guillermo has his human so well trained that his praise is reward enough. Nandor craves it like a drug. He begs for it, degrades himself for it. And Guillermo, heartless as ever, takes pleasure in watching the pathetic human mewl for his attention. For his love. 

    Love. He’s fully aware of Nandor’s little human feelings for him. He’s heard him crying out through the ether in his sleep. Master, master! I love you I love you I love you. How stupid to fall in love with someone like Guillermo. How inevitable.'

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    Guillermo is a vampire and Nandor is his human familiar.

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    15/?
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    You’re Guillermo's younger sister, Dulce, who stepped in reluctantly to fill in his spot as he goes away on vacation for two weeks. You never believed in vampires or anything of the sort and only thought that the people your brother works for are the delusional elderly Boy are you way off.

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    5/?
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    30
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    3
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    Guillermo has been the personal assistant to Nandor Al Quolanudari, the MVP of the WNBA New York Beasts, for three years now, during which she has fallen hopelessly in love with her. Unbeknownst to Guillermo, Nandor returns these feelings, but so far both have been unsuccessful in taking their relationship to the next level. Besides, it would be unprofessional for a sexy basketball goddess to date her gorgeous personal assistant. Right?

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    1/?
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    There was so much Guillermo wanted to do, but it's against the protocols.

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    When a vampire assassin nearly ends Guillermo's life, Laszlo makes a decision he never thought he'd have to.

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