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    Nandor’s been having nightmares almost every day since their trip to the casino. At this point, he just wants them to stop. He’s willing to try anything. (The fact that his nightmares are about Guillermo means absolutely nothing.)

    AKA: A study in the depths of Nandor’s denial, Guillermo getting what he wants and how sometimes miscommunication can actually be a good thing.

    (Set after 3x04 The Casino, Canon-Divergent after 3x06 The Escape)

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    After the events of Death or Enthrallment, Guillermo joins Nadja in London as her “enthralled” slayer bodyguard. Meanwhile, Nandor begins a new adventure: therapy. Laszlo navigates co-parenting with Guillermo despite the heartache they know is coming. But when an old enemy returns, the pod find themselves bankrupt! As they scramble to recover, the Guide realizes something is wrong with her. With her history revealed, Guillermo fears they could spark a scandal not seen in the vampire world since 1759.

    Set in the lost year between season 3 and season 4.

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    College AU baby

    Guillermo is a real sweetheart. Marwa gets the life she deserves. Nandor is a frat boy. Happy first day of school vampies!

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    The Earth is about to be destroyed and the only way to save it is to remove Guillermo from it.
    In the final 'Stakes And Angels' story, will Nandor and Guillermo find a way to stay together or will they be separated for eternity?

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    “Speak to me,” Nandor says, sounding portentous. God, he has a good profile. Just, Guillermo doesn’t know how someone can have a perfect forehead, but Nandor has a perfect forehead. A really good brow bone. “Remind me you are a rational creature.”

    “...I am speaking to you,” Guillermo says. “Actually, I spoke first.”

    ___

    A vampire and a really good baker are chained to a ballroom wall, and they're totally going to die tomorrow.

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    After Guillermo comes home with another vampire's bite on his neck, a poorly planned wish gets Nandor's dumb ass stuck in a time loop.

    And Nandor's never handled eternity well.

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    “Personally, I think this holiday is going to be very good for us,” said Nadja.

    Guillermo crossed his arms. “I guess.”

    “I guess, I guess,” Nadja repeated. “What is this morose and depressing tone you are using, Guillermo? If I am not getting orgasms from my husband, I would at least like to see a face in front of me that does not look like a slapped arse.”

    Or: Guillermo and Nadja’s adventures in London. Featuring: friendship, makeovers, pining, sex dreams, and British beef (colloquial).

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    Guillermo De La Cruz and Nandor “The Relentless” are two intense hobbyist bakers, facing off against each other and five other (not quite as) passionate and culinarily-inclined locals in a fierce competition (aired on local cable TV, no less). After a full week of baking challenges, they’ll see who among them can make the most crave-able confectioneries themed around the spookiest season.

    Will the heat of the kitchen prove too much for our competitors? Will affection bloom between bakers as they hash out rivalries in between rounds of baking cookies? Will our hosts manage to stop flirting long enough to interview even a single contender? All this and more, in The Big Bloody Bake Off!

    UPDATES ON FRIDAYS!

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    Nadja’s lost her club. Laszlo’s lost his son. Colin’s lost his father. And Nandor’s lost everyone he loves… or so he thinks.
    Because guess who’s just been found with a brand new pair of fangs?
    What happens in the aftermath of everything, and how does everyone adjust with a new vampire around?

    or: a speculative wwdits season 5 because the brainworms demand it
    will try to update on wednesdays and fridays !

    title from "bitter water" by the oh hellos

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    Nandor wants to feel the thrill of uncertainty, and is curious about the newfound strength of his bodyguard. Because they don't have any comfortably big enough beds in the house, they go back to the hotel where Nandor had met with Gail. This will have no repercussions whatsoever. 🙃

    Takes place mid-season 3, before the Wellness Center.

    Title comes from the song of the same name by Pulp.

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    AU where Guillermo kills Laszlo Cravensworth and has to face the consequences while the rest struggle with their grief

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    Laszlo Cravensworth, an up and coming film director, hires recent film school graduate Guillermo de la Cruz to shoot his next project, a documentary about a series of small town murders and the local vampire legend surrounding them. Joining them are Laszlo’s long time collaborators: his wife, Nadja Antipaxos, a stellar editor with a penchant for perfection, and his best friend, Nandor Jahan, a keen-eyed cinematographer with his own reasons for taking a back seat on this project. Rounding out their team is studio man Colin Robinson, in charge of keeping their budget balanced and ascertaining risk.

    As the investigation kicks into high gear, the crew finds themselves entangled in a dark mystery spanning the whole course of the town’s history, uncovering secrets about foul truths that lurk within the heart of Coventry, truths that may have been better left buried. And it’s not just the town that has skeletons; the crew members have their own secrets that could threaten their careers, their relationships, maybe even their very lives.

    One thing’s for certain: no one escapes Coventry unchanged. Whether for good or ill all depends on how far you’re willing to go to reveal the truth, and what - or who - you believe in.

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    Nadja has been a vampire for a few years now and has decided to take a walk around to explore Italy’s night life. There she meets a strange woman who will not remember LITERALLY any of it.

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    Looking into those shocked eyes, Nandor forgot about the two dead vampires. He didn’t care that he had just failed in his mission, didn’t feel the sting of the crucifix, didn’t give a second thought to the stake pointed at his heart. Crumpled on the floor, trapped, vulnerable, all he felt was safe.

    He took in a breath, trying to voice the feeling before reality could catch up to him. “You-”

    That unfroze the slayer. He pulled the stake back, sprang to his feet and disappeared through the doorway, and once again, Nandor was alone.

    ***

    Desperate for a distraction from his emptiness, Nandor agrees to help the Vampiric Council track down a slayer who’s been targeting esteemed council members. As the hunt goes on and Nandor comes face-to-face with his past, he has to decide where his loyalties lie - and how far he's willing to go to fight for them.

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    This fic came from my burning desire to hit our local sad-boy warrior over the head repeatedly with a blunt object. Post-Freddie, when everything's gone to shit.

    Nandor is kidnapped, and forced to watch as his worst nightmare plays out, and Guillermo is caught in the crossfire. He didn't deserve this. Guillermo didn't deserve any of this.

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    Nadja is born in fire and rubble.

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    Guillermo de la Cruz is dead.
    It was some sort of horrific accident right after he left the house, the vampires know that much. His death notice was in the paper, something that Nandor had discovered whilst reading one evening. Nandor had given up reading, after that.

    So, if the vampire asking him to dance seems to resemble Guillermo a little too closely, what's the harm in pretending, just for a night?

    Nandor knows, in this moment, that if there is a God, he has fallen so far from His grace that he is unseen, because nothing, no name that burns him to hear or utter, would ever grant him something as holy as this.

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    Repost because I have too much shame to write another back arching smut fic in front of my roommate

    Aka

    Nadja and Laszlo get a Guide dog

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    Nandor wishes to become human in an attempt to regain control over his life, but can he readjust to humanity after 700 years of vampirism?

    This fic will be heavy on Nandor's relationship to himself and others. Although there will be some romance, it will mostly be centered on self actualization.

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    The Guide unwinds after a long day.

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