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    Moments from times which Guillermo had to deal with bleeding in front of Nandor the consequences of it, and the one time that maybe he bled a little bit on purpose.

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    !!S3Ep9 SPOILERS!!
    I was sad about the most recent episode so I started writing this immediately after I finished watching it. Enjoy some distraught Laszlo.

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    They had kissed once. Once exactly three weeks and three days ago— Guillermo was keeping track. Three weeks and three days ago, Nandor pulled him close, entirely too caught up in the moment to consider the possible ramifications of kissing his familiar turned bodyguard.

    (Spoiler free for everything after s3ep01! Framed so it can take place any time after that!)

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    After Nandor and Nadja fall in love (which they seem to do every few decades, only for it to end in tears), Laszlo decides to travel to Pennsylvania, don his blue jeans, and become Jackie Daytona again! Only this time, he reluctantly takes a lovesick human dumpling and a mind-numbing energy vampire along for the ride. Once in Clairton, he sets up a new bar generously donated to him by some guy he drank, and revisits some old friends. Eventually he finds himself falling for Guillermo, oh no. Also Colin finds love. Drinks are on Jackie!

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    Of course Guillermo jumped to Nandor’s defense at the wellness center, and later to the defense of Nandor’s penis (it IS impressive, no matter what anyone else says). Guillermo always jumps to his defense. But now that Nandor’s greatest enemy is himself, Guillermo has to try something new.

    post-episodes s03e08: The Wellness Center & 03e09: A Farewell

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    Nandor knows he isn’t hearing himself making those lewd noises coming from his room.

    Nevermind the fact that it’s his own body sprawled across his open coffin with a hand down his pants, and whoever it actually is doesn’t know he’s watching.

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    Some nsfw WWDITS fanart 🦇

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    Nandor and Guillermo fight. Based on the preview for S3 E10.

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    “I-It’s just a b-bit cold, ‘s all,” Guillermo chattered.
    “Is it?” Laszlo asked, looking around as if to search for a sign. “I hadn’t noticed.”
    “Yeah, w-well, that’s ‘cause you’re a v-vampire,” Guillermo testily replied.
    Laszlo raised his eyebrows as if to say ‘you’re not wrong’. Then he seemed to realize something, and his eyebrows knit together in confusion.
    “Well, if you knew you were going to be cold, why didn’t you fetch a coat before we left?”
    “Because you wouldn’t let me,” Guillermo exclaimed, at his wits end.

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    Three times Nadja tried to stay warm, and one time she embraced the cold

    Series
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    of fights and finding love.

    based off the season 3 finale promo!

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    Nandor finds out Guillermo loves him and his whole world comes together. Everything is fine now, right?! Wrong. Guillermo rejects him, and Nandor is left crestfallen. Until he realizes, he will just have to show Guillermo how much he loves and appreciates him! Cue Nandor doing everything he can think of to romance Guillermo.

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    “Okay, yeah, I can draw you a bath.” Guillermo reached for the tap. He paused. “Wait. You don’t mean we should take a bath together, do you?”

     

    “Of course that is what I mean, Guillermo. This bathing pool is far too large for one person! It would be a waste of water if you filled it up and then just dumped it out.”

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    Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor.

    Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.

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    I've been asked for a little crossover between the world of Juliet and the world of 600 and Pregnant. I took up the challenge and I hope it's not too bad.
    Ps: I think you can read without having read the other two works without too much trouble.

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    spoilers for s3ep9 and written with the teaser for s3ep10 in mind

     

    Guillermo didn't think that Nandor would leave, but here they were.

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    After Guillermo brings Nandor home and he is still brainwashed by Jan, Colin Robinson comes up with the great idea that they should watch some vampire-themed media together to get Nandor to enjoy vampirism again! This quickly devolves into Guillermo and Nandor having some solo Twilight watch sessions.

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    The Guide stared directly into the camera, arms crossed, outside Nandor's crypt. Just within, Nadja and Nandor were having a very loud and vaguely private argument.

    Nadja threw Nandor at (not through) one of the walls, appearing before him to cage him in.

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    Vampires can't produce heat, that's a well known fact. But they can still suffer the great agony of a heatwave that has been suddenly striking Staten Island.

    Alternative summary: The author just watched Only Lovers Left Alive and wanted to write them eating popsicles.

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    Guillermo shifts his ground a few times.

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