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    Nandor has been trying to flirt with Guillermo for a while and it isn't until Nadja intervenes that he learns that he's not so great at it.

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    Nandor has burned temples, slaughtered priests, and desecrated the scriptures of many a religion with no thought at all. But the idea of taking Guillermo, of ravishing him, relishing him, drives the fear of damnation into Nandor like nothing else ever has. Surely something so soft, so beautiful is holy. Would burn his hand to cinder should he dare try and touch. And yet he longs to. Yearns with an ache he hasn’t felt since he was a king, staring out at lands he had taken from lesser men

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    Of course Guillermo would wash his hair. That’s what familiars were for, after all. It was certainly one of the more pleasant jobs that Guillermo was tasked with, though he would never admit it to Nandor. Best to keep things purely professional, Guillermo told himself.

    Yeah, right: because everything about washing your Master’s thick, soft, beautiful - ahem - hair was professional. Just came with the job. No big deal, really.

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    Nandor meets Guillermo in a tailor Shop in the 1800's

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    Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor.

    Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.

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    Nandor wants to be let out of the cage. 

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    45
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    His friends want to help him, but the only problem is them. Friends don't lock friends into cages and offer only icky blood to eat. He is fine. Everything is alright!

    (Nandor is not alright.)

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    Post-reveal at the Nouveau Theatre. Nandor has some long-overdue realizations.

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    The subsequent programming (and deprogramming) of Nandor the Relentless

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    66
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    7
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    Colin Robinson realizes that Guillermo is no longer meowing when he says his name (which means the hypnosis did not work and he can do them harm), which causes the vampires to lock him in the dungeon with Nandor.

    Nandor and Guillermo talk things out. Sort of.

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    While Nandor and Nadja vie for dominance as supreme-leader, Guillermo and the Guide head to the library to search for a sought-after treatise. There, the Guide seizes upon their moment alone to reveal her not-so-secret attraction for the slayer. Nandor is struck by an unfamiliar, and unpleasant, feeling: jealousy.

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    1/2
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    42
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    4
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    Nandor’s had a rough week of it.

    First off, the paperwork - the sheer paperwork involved in being co-leader of the vampiric council - and then the bloody traffic these days, and then Guillermo getting attacked and badly injured by a feral vampire under Nandor’s watch… you know, the usual.

    As Guillermo battles a fever and his own wounds, Nandor is left to battle feelings of overwhelming guilt and also the sneaking suspicion that he might not be as emotionally detached from the situation as perhaps he would like to be. Also, how the fuck do you cook pot noodles?

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    3/3
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    66
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    262
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    When the Guide offers to turn Guillermo into a vampire, things don't go as planned.

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    “Guillermo.”
    “Yes, master?”
    “I need a hug.”
    Guillermo gets pulled into the coffin, RIP buddy

    Or: Nandor, during his depressed period, gets in need for some affection but is also stubborn and has to show his authority. Ofc in a stupid way

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    Guillermo de la Cruz has always wanted to be a vampire

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    Nandor is horny and he wants Guillermo. That's it.

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    The shuffle of feet in the hallway, the sound of Nadja's laughter or Laszlo's music: it's all wispy around the edges. Muffled, as though he's shoved cotton in his ears, and he might strain to hear better if he wanted to, if he were physically able to.

    He can handle these sounds around him. They are fleeting; they are a meaningless blip in the vast expanse of his slumber. They stir nothing within him.

    But then there's Guillermo.

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    We catch up with the gang sometime during the Soil Incident. Except after all that international travel Guillermo is definitely going to need a raise. And to have a talk with Nandor.

    A vampire bodyguard and his vampire continuing their painfully slow waltz towards romance.

    (in other words, these two are getting together whether the universe likes it or not)

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    35
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    Nandor kinda realising he feels most at home with Guillermo whilst they watch twilight together in the cage

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    5
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    103
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    6
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    514
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    Nandor the Relentless has been suppressing his feelings for his familiar for so long that he has almost forgotten they are there. Nandor's ghost, on the other hand, has no such problem...

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    1,440
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    6
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    185
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    5
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