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    "Sheesh. You let your bodyguard stick his dick into a vampire one time and all of a sudden he starts acting like he owns the place."

    Nandor is a brat. Guillermo likes it.

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    15/?
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    “Quite frankly, I’m on Gizmo’s side,” Laszlo declares. “I hypnotized one of the crew to tell me what had happened and it was, in the parlance of our times, a dick move. I mean, leaving the man with blue balls without so much as a word of explanation?” He shakes his head mournfully. “A hangable offense, as far as I’m concerned. I mean, a sorry, old chap, I’m not actually in the mood, as it turns out? Perfectly acceptable. Consent is important, you know. But to leave a man high and dry and then pretend nothing ever happened? Unsportsmanlike, is what that is.”

    “Unless you are into that,” Nadja adds. “We don’t judge.”

    “Oh, naturally.”

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    12,094
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    6/8
    Comments:
    55
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    225
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1936
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    Courting under the pretence of a Master-Familiar relationship, yet with no other way to define their dynamic, Laszlo and Nadja dance a flighty and flirtatious foxtrot around their feelings.
    Guillermo and Nandor are just glad their long-standing relationship is nowhere near as tumultuous. Right?

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    10,498
    Chapters:
    6/10
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    47
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    143
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1511
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    Nadja:
    "We have to remember that Nandor is almost 800 years old and older than both of us combined, so it would be best to stick to the text.”

    Laszlo:
    “Yes, yes. It will be very taxing. VERY time-consuming!”

    Guillermo:
    (O.S.)
    “I’ll do it.”

    Laszlo and Nadja:
    “YEAH, WE KNOW!”

     

    ...

    No one stuck to the deprogramming book.

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    13
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    2
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    Guillermo was Guillermo. He was dependable. He was capable, and clever, and most importantly he was Nandor's familiar. No one knew Guillermo better than Nandor The Relentless, and no one cared to, and that was that.

    But then Guillermo had to go and impress everyone with his cleverness, and his reflexes, and his slaying.

    It was very rude of him, really, for Guillermo to show off how exceptional he could be. That was for Nandor, and Nandor alone.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    18
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    199
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    17
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    1020
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    After a rather eventful birthday, Guillermo learns some hard truths.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    67
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    371
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    Successful real estate agent Nandor Sultani is a real Scrooge during the holidays. Luckily his personal assistant, Guillermo, is hell-bent on changing that.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    291
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    Nandor the Relentless. Merciless warrior. Husband to 37 women. The story of how Nandor fell in love, became a vampire and met the man who would end up breaking every notion of humanity left in him...in a good way.

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    26,893
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    28
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    86
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1021
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    “And you seriously intend to make good on that?” Nandor asked, in disbelief. “If we just — ghoul them —”

    “Ghost,” Guillermo interjected, exasperated, “It’s ghost them, Master —”

    “Oh, whatever! It’s not like they can kidnap me twice!”

    “They know where we all live,” Guillermo said, leveling his master with a baleful look, “and last time you got gotten by a goat.”

    OR: Nandor can't make good on his end of the deal with the witches. Guillermo helps.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    400
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    After the s03e10 fight scene, Nandor needs some help that, once again, only Guillermo can provide. Plus, a pre-canon flashback to how they got here.

    Chapter titles are from Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen, a very Nandermo song imho.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    569
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    They gave us a new life
    To live and learn
    Some time to touch old friends
    And still return

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    The intermediate off-camera happenings of our favorite vampires in the immediate aftermath of season 3, and how that will lead them their eventual season 4 headspace, featuring a few new faces here and there.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    26
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    569
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    My idea how a reunion between Nadja and Laszlo could play out. Or a part of it, anyways.

    This turned into slightly sad smut, I think. Nandor/Guillermo mentions.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    17
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    99
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    The gang goes on a very brief trip to Walmart and Nandor watches more videos with a shocking (for him) revelation.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    693
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    Guillermo does Nandor the honor of accompanying him around the world, hoping that Nandor will see being a vampire in a new light.

    Nandor hopes taking Guillermo on this journey will make him appreciate his humanity.

    They both want what the other already has, not realizing that what they really need is each other.

    aka Nandor and Guillermo’s Excellent Adventure

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    30
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    267
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2679
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    I know I'm just a fool who's willing
    To sit around and wait for you
    But baby, can't you see there's nothing else for me to do?

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    4,074
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    128
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    Where the members of the household were during or after the finale, and a brief insight into each of their thoughts

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    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    27
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    3
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    167
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    Here is the best night Nandor’s had since coming home to Staten Island.

    Not to mention that, impermanent as everything feels sometimes, even the bad nights are a step up from, you know, all the torture. It helps to not be alone.

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    11,353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    397
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    Language:
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    646
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    87
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    Colin Robinson binge watches Supernatural and finds the SPN Tumblr community. He then drains Nadja, Nandor, Laszlo, and Guillermo by obsessively talking about SPN. Crack fic with a dash of actual emotion. Lots of references to SPN tumblr.

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    English
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    2,183
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    90
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    Takes place a year after the season three finale. Laszlo has been raising the new Colin, mostly on his own. Miraculously, everyone finds themselves back at the house on Staten Island, just in time to celebrate the new Colin's first birthday party. Nandor returns to find Guillermo with a boyfriend, Laszlo frets about making the party perfect, Nadja has a new little vampire lover, and Colin enjoys a feast of delicious energy.

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    Language:
    English
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    3,765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    38
    Hits:
    326

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