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What if I Told You That None of it Was Accidental by 221blackandwhitestripes
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 Jan 2023
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Nandor tells the story of how he and Guillermo first met
Guillermo, however, recalls it a little differently...
(Aka how Guillermo manipulated his way into being a vampire's familiar) (While also being as cringe-fail as possible)
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When Guillermo and Nandor run into some amateur vampire hunters during something that is definitely not a romantic evening stroll, it sort of accidentally gets revealed that Nandor is partial to hair pulling. Whatever line is left between them, Guillermo can't stop poking at it.
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The Big Bloody Bake-Off by IKeepForgettingMyLines for hmjorts, returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 Jan 2023
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Guillermo De La Cruz and Nandor “The Relentless” are two intense hobbyist bakers, facing off against each other and five other (not quite as) passionate and culinarily-inclined locals in a fierce competition (aired on local cable TV, no less). After a full week of baking challenges, they’ll see who among them can make the most crave-able confectioneries themed around the spookiest season.
Will the heat of the kitchen prove too much for our competitors? Will affection bloom between bakers as they hash out rivalries in between rounds of baking cookies? Will our hosts manage to stop flirting long enough to interview even a single contender? All this and more, in The Big Bloody Bake Off!
COMPLETE!
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Nandor has finally taken some time to reflect on his romantic life. Oh boy, he did come to conclusions alright. But since he's never been one to relent - or reason much for that matter - he decides to rush into things head first. Guillermo's sanity is hanging by a thread.
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“Holding his gaze, Guillermo seized Nandor’s shoulders. To keep his balance, of course. And maybe to keep the other from running away. The vampire gulped.
Guillermo inhaled the moment’s aroma and slowly blinked. ‘May I?’” -
You Don't Know What I'd Do For You by DeviousBoogie
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 Dec 2022
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And there lay his problem.
Nandor could accept the loneliness he had been damned to, or he could finally give Guillermo what he had promised; cursing him to suffer the same perpetual existance. It was a choice he was forced to make, a choice he could only put off for so long.
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- Part 1 of Song Inspired
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Pós-SF4
♫ Toda a minha vida, eu me senti fora de lugar
Toda a minha vida, eu tenho livrado a cara
Bem, todos esses pequenos sentimentos
Estão me derrubando (me derrubando) ♫ -
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Guillermo has FINALLY turn
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Some things should have happened a long time ago, and Guillermo doesn’t just mean him being turned into a vampire. It’s time to face facts, and feelings. And it’s clearly time for Nandor to get fucked.
Set sometime after the events of 4x09 but before the end of 4x10.
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О том, как правильно делать заготовки на зиму. И немного о подушках.
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Нандор всё ещё ищет. И падает гроб.
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Гильермо и Нандор охуеть как влюблены друг в друга.
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- Part 3 of Они тоже в порядке
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- Русский
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- 692
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 13
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Guillermo de la Cruz didn't ask to inherit his grandfather's ranch. He didn't ask to suddenly be responsible for ten horses and ten acres. And he certainly didn't ask for a kind stranger to show up on his porch one morning, looking for work.
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What We Do in the Library, or, A Librarian's Loyalty by notkazbrekker
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Nov 2022
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Guillermo works as a librarian at a local library, when a mysterious man decides to check out a book for the first time.
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After Guillermo confides in Nandor that he’s been turned, Nandor acts rashly and runs to the Djinn. His wish doesn’t go as planned, however, and now Nandor has to deal with the aftermath.
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You really have to wonder what you’re doing with your life when you spend the night chasing after your vampiric master who’s acting a lot more childish than usual. (And that’s saying something.)
…Guillermo doesn’t actually mind, though.
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Guillermo stumbles into an Iranian bakery and finds out that he isn’t the only occasional visitor. Nandor’s olfactory memory is extremely good, sometimes to his detriment – happily, only sometimes. (Completed!)
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Nandor has met Guillermo before.
A very, very long time ago.
(Mostly this is an elaborate excuse to write about traditional Turkish oil wrestling and Nandermo.)
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“They say that light has been here longer than this theater has.”
Guillermo is an actor, yanked back into the spotlight after a long absence. Nadja and Laszlo are getting divorced, and no one knows why. There is a shy ghost named Nandor that rattles chains and bleeds everywhere he walks.This is a story about what happens under the glow of a ghost light.
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dhampirs (and what that means for you!) by backyardgraves
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Nov 2022
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When a one-time fling with Nandor results in Guillermo getting pregnant, the rare taboo of a half-vampire quickly attracts the attention of outside forces with the worst in mind.
(Also Colin’s death and most of Season 4 aren’t real and can’t hurt you.) -
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A magical artifact causes Guillermo and Nandor to switch bodies…Chaos ensues