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Successful real estate agent Nandor Sultani is a real Scrooge during the holidays. Luckily his personal assistant, Guillermo, is hell-bent on changing that.
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Nandor played absently with a ring on his finger, staring off into the distance. “And because I am such a caring and giving master, I have decided to grant my bodyguard a gift this season.” He puffed out his chest and gave the camera a stern look. His voice boomed with confidence and authority. “This year, we will be celebrating the ex-mass.” The camera zoomed in, catching Nandor’s uneasy expression as he briefly glanced away before adding, in a smaller voice, “For Guillermo.”
Or, Nandor decides to celebrate Christmas... to the best of his ability.
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“Guillermo?” A voice called from above, and his master jumped from the banister down to the ground floor. “Were you using the sarcasm just then?” He frowned, clearly trying to look intimidating but ending up just looking like a cute five-year-old who has just had a strop.
“Of course not, Master.”
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- Part 37 of Inktober52 2021
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Once the door was shut, Guillermo leaned his back against it, and took some deep breaths trying to calm his explosive heartbeat. It was beating so hard, Guillermo wouldn’t have been surprised if a fucking chest burster from the 1979 film Alien gorily ripped itself from his ribcage right about now. Of course, it wasn’t an alien doing this to his heart. It was just the adrenaline.
Even eleven years after becoming a vampire’s assistant (you know- a creature that embodies darkness, bloodlust and sexual liberation) , he couldn’t shake the chokehold that Catholic shame had on his nerves.
Yeah, that potion he ordered- it was not for rosacea. In fact Lazlo was right on the money about it being related to Guillermo’s “wand”.Guillermo is a trans man and he orders a potion from Lilith that will temporarily make his growth as big as a cis dude's dick (as well as improve his sexual satisfaction overall while under the influence of it.) , but Nandor is a nosy bitch. The vampire accidently gets doused in a shrinking potion, after secretly following Guillermo to the shop when the human goes to pick up his order. Weird horny hijinks ensue
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See, when you don’t get closure, you end up doing something stupid. Let’s say, for example, your friend Nadja gets one word of gossip about the person who you can’t stop thinking about. You know, just idle vampire murmurings: that Nandor’s depressed, that he’s about to do something embarrassing or hilarious or deadly or all of the above, depending on who you ask. That’s the type of thing that leads to reckless behavior.
nandermo reunion moment...
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Persistence Across the Oceans of Time by Gay_Is_Love_Gay_Is_Life
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
26 Nov 2021
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While cleaning up an abandoned storage room in the basement, the vampire gang + Guillermo find an old artifact that will reveal some unsaid truths and some old feelings that one vampire in particular thought he would never have to talk about again.
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Nandor the Relentless. Ruthless warrior, husband to 37 women. What happens when Nandor realizes the cost of loving?
A story of Nandor's previous lovers leading up to the moment where Nandor falls for Guillermo de la Cruz. -
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After 100 years of sleep, Nandor wakes up in a cold, dirty, and old house. Alone. So of course he searches for Guilermo, his familiar turned bodyguard turned something else?
Well, no he has no chance to explore these emotions with Guillermo, as the human is long dead. Nandor is left alone to understand his emotions, immortality, and need for connection and love. As well as why he pushed away the one person who really cared for him, until it was too late
Also Laszo, Nadja, and Colin Robinson are gone, Nandor is alone, and he might be alone forever now. -
[Missed Call - 8:42 pm] by ARadioHostNamedPidgeon
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Nov 2021
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(WWDITS Season 3 Finale spoilers)
A series of voicemails and phone calls made immediately post-season 3 of WWDITS.
This is probably a bit out of character and is written solely because I'm climbing up the walls and I need these two to talk to each other. -
Disney Movies make Vampires Emotional by AJ_SPontane
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
15 Nov 2021
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In which Guillermo and Nandor have a movie night after Nandor's rejection from Meg.
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Nadja and Guillermo bond while being shipped to England
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Guillermo awoke in a hospital bed with only three goals in mind:
1. Reunite with Nandor and maybe marry him, hopefully. Maybe. He wasn't 100% on that. At the very least he was going to be a vampire.
2. Never eat, touch, or smell a single Oreo again. Ever. No. No, thank you. The same could be said of Pedialyte.
3. Kill Laszlo.
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pumping sunlight for blood by devotional_doldrums
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
11 Nov 2021
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(Spoilers for season 3) Guillermo busts his butt going after Nandor, who has made it to Iran alone and promptly commenced a melodramatic pity party. Fix-it for directly post S3, because I cannot wait an entire year for resolution so homemade is fine…?!
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Guillermo needs time off to get top surgery! Nandor has no idea what that is but he will allow it just this once.
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Guillermo returns home to take care of his sick mother, and Nandor follows after.
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there's no feeling in my left arm (resonance is far away) by atouchofprocrastination
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Nov 2021
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Nandor attempts to Deal With Things, and Guillermo experiments with the ether.
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When Guillermo becomes bodyguard, he decides it's high time he should be allowed to indulge in one of his favourite hobbies, baking. Nandor gets kind of grumpy about it.
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Nandor sets up some excellent plans for Halloween activities and surprises Guillermo with them, are there any ulterior motives?
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what we did (in the shadows) by OnlineUnicorn for gatos
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
01 Nov 2021
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“Darling, what on Earth are you doing?”
“I’m setting up tricks!” An axe falls onto the front steps, slicing one of the decorative pumpkins cleanly in half.
“Laszlo! I spent ages on that!”
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it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry by Not_A_Valid_Opinion
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 Oct 2021
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Guillermo de la Cruz is a lot of things.
(And all of those things, perhaps, are devoted to Nandor).Set after s3 ep10