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    If you want the rewards of having all your lascivious sexual fantasies fulfilled, you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known as a vampirefucker.

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    How Nandor (hired/met/seduced/rescued) Guillermo

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    Nandor couldn't fathom taking someone's life and then making them agree to an eternity together. That's what his familiars wanted when they begged to be killed. Nandor couldn't bear more than a decade of them. Centuries would be pushing it.

    The best quality in a familiar was someone who wasn't actually looking ahead to centuries of existence. Someone who treated human life as fragile and disposable.

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    "I was never really that into the whole vampire thing," Jenna confessed. Guillermo stared blankly at her, jealousy boiling inside him. The gift of immortality, such immense power, given to some mediocre girl who 'wasn't that into the whole vampire thing.' "Even when I was going through my Twilight phase, I was always Team Jacob," said Jenna with a sigh. "He was just so much cuter."

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    After Nandor and Nadja fall in love (which they seem to do every few decades, only for it to end in tears), Laszlo decides to travel to Pennsylvania, don his blue jeans, and become Jackie Daytona again! Only this time, he reluctantly takes a lovesick human dumpling and a mind-numbing energy vampire along for the ride. Once in Clairton, he sets up a new bar generously donated to him by some guy he drank, and revisits some old friends. Eventually he finds himself falling for Guillermo, oh no. Also Colin finds love. Drinks are on Jackie!

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    Guillermo is flung into a stormy sea. His thoughts buzz and spark; his body feels like it’s being both compressed and stretched. He’s hungry and sick and alive and dying. Bells ring against his eardrums, the thunderous sound resolving into a familiar tenor that sends fury flashing through his chest.
    Not you, Guillermo… Yeesh! That didn’t feel right… You kind of disobeyed me just now. And I’m noting it… You should take it…
    Fuck Nandor. Fuck Staten Island. Fuck eleven wasted years. Fuck fuck fuck everything. 

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    Overcome by rage and rejection, Guillermo takes matters into his own hands, turning himself into a vampire. He steps into the role of Manhattan Vampire King following the fall of Simon the Devious. His new position, along with a unique and vicious special power, make him very popular. Vampires from across New York fawn over their new monarch. Including a certain rapper...
    Vampire!Memo AU. Mapula (Memo/Rapula).

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    Guillermo appreciates Nandor's nude form while he's supposed to be washing clothes. Things go wrong and then right.
    Light fluff with some explicit description of Nandor's nakedness.

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    " Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.

    But then the human had done something outrageous.

    Then the human had smiled. "

    In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.

    In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.

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    Guillermo spent years on her greatest creation - a statue of the woman who haunted her dreams for years. If only her dreams were real.

    Inspired by the myth of Pygmalion

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    a combination of 3 mini stories about Stu being protective of Nick, since I realised in my other fics I mostly did it the other way, and there's actual canonical evidence for Stu being EXTREMELY protective of those he loves (see: Stu skewering Julian at the Unholy Masquerade for trying to kill Vlad).

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    "Guillermo! You'll catch your death walking around in wet clothes. You'll stain the floors dripping water everywhere."

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    Guillermo wasn't sleeping.

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    In the summer, Nandor felt it was even more important to hold onto Guillermo.

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