1 - 20 of 1894 Works in Guillermo de la Cruz

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    " Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.

    But then the human had done something outrageous.

    Then the human had smiled. "

    In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.

    In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    132,439
    Chapters:
    67/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2763
    Kudos:
    2460
    Bookmarks:
    503
    Hits:
    60306
  2. Tags
    Summary

    “Am I boring?”

    Laszlo drops the boy immediately, making him rub his head as he runs off, still giggling, his sketchers squeaking on the polished floors. He’s a lot.

    “Who the fuck put that idea in your head?”

    “The Guide! We’re all buddy-buddy during work hours, and then as soon as we’re off the clock she can’t wait to get out of my eyeline!”

    “Well, fuck her. They don't know what they’re missing, because you’re wonderful.”

    She rolls her eyes fondly, “Yes, I know I’m amazing. I just…”

    “You just what?”

    “I want her to like me, as disgusting as that sounds.”

    He squints, moving some of her documents to sit on the desk in front of her, “My dear, do you have a crush?”

     

    Nadja has a crush on the Guide and wants to be closer to them. She fails at every attempt. Also, Colin Robinson watches Falsettos.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,019
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    53
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Nadja holds a girls night at The Staten Island Vampire Residence and the Djinn joins in the Fun.
    Soon enough, however Marwa starts to say some strange things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,907
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Hits:
    284
  4. Tags
    Summary

    'hey'

    That’s all it took- a single word, not even spoken- to drown out Nandor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    206
  5. Tags
    Summary

    What happens when the wedding’s over and Guillermo, ya know, actually has to go home?

     

    Takes place after 4x06 “The Wedding.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,322
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    262
  6. Tags
    Summary

    When Laszlo promised to turn Guillermo, he did not intend for half measures. Because when Laszlo Cravensworth does something, he does it with style.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,582
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    270
  7. Tags
    Summary

    While Guillermo is struggle to survive in the coffin on his forced transatlantic journey, a Reaper waits for him to die.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,993
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    141
  8. Tags
    Summary

    A very desperate Nandor turns to the one person he can't get out of his head to help him with that little issue with his new dick, but goes entirely the wrong way about it. A whole lot of angst that leads to even more smut and some well overdue confessions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,510
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2624
  9. Tags
    Summary

    It seems Guillermo and Nandor have quite a bit to talk about after their fight at the Night Market.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,946
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1600
  10. Tags
    Summary

    90 Year Fiancé followed supernatural couples in long-term relationships who avoided that final commitment stage, often to the detriment of at least one partner or their surrounding families. After 15 years of Nandor and Guillermo bringing the vibe down in the house, it's time for an intervention.

    Guillermo isn't getting any younger (but Nandor could fix that). Nandor wants it all, just without making any permanent, life-ending decisions, okay? Somehow, through the magic of reality television, they make it work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,149
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    429
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Laszlo has been living in a hell of his own creation for about 6 months when a world-weary Nandor reenters the house on Staten Island and inadvertently rescues him from himself as they both rebound hard into semi-delusional queer domestic bliss with a demon baby.

    Meanwhile in London, Nadja and Guillermo, fueled by mutual heartbreak, rage, bureaucracy, and the power of friendship, decide to make good on fulfilling their individual girl-bossification villain arcs and start to bond through the experience in powerful, slutty, scary, and irreparable ways… Enjoy!

    ---

    Post-Season 3 AU :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,187
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    495
  12. Tags
    Summary

    It’s 2014. Edward Teach is 334 years old and he’s still searching for himself, searching for meaning in his vampiric life, searching for some friends that aren’t ass holes. Most of all, he’s searching for a way to get over the love of his life, who seems to get reincarnated for the sole purpose of breaking his heart.

    Anton, on the other hand, just wants to keep his pack together, keep his growing crush on a certain vampire a secret, and get a full night’s sleep for once. He doesn’t have the time or energy for a life-changing existential crisis.

     

    The Our Flag Means Death/What We Do in the Shadows crossover that no one asked for. It's Nearly completed. will be updated at least once per week.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,699
    Chapters:
    5/14
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    408
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Marwa and the Djinn convince Nandor to use his last wish to remember his real favorite wife. He shouldn't be surprised by the result.

    Spoilers through 4x06.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    860
  14. Tags
    Summary

    (What a Title)

    There's a new family living in Staten Island.

    So of course they have to investigate.

    And they might end up more invested than they wanted to be.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    895
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    40
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Nandor gets his ass cursed, Guillermo meets his future self, shenanigans ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,911
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    488
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Guillermo spent a year and four months taking care of a kid version of his dead housemate, Colin Robinson, trying to suppress his feelings toward his ex-master and dealing with the aftermath of one of the most traumatic things he ever experienced. So, nothing was fine, but Guillermo was determined to pretend that he could deal with everything on his own. It would be easy if the last tender place in his heart would shut the fuck up and leave Guillermo with the numbness he craved. But it was always taunting him, always reminding him that he wasn't empty and still had feelings.

    Then, Nandor returned, and controlling his last tender place became harder and harder, especially after Guillermo started to notice that, during their time apart, Nandor had changed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,212
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    138
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Guillermo is many things: a college student, a gay trans man, 19, inclined toward goth fashion. He is also a male escort. That’s the official word at least. His friend Jeremy worries, his mother is unaware, and he gets decent enough grades for a college freshmen with two jobs.

    Honestly Guillermo is handling all of this surprisingly well. Then there’s a particularly odd client that requests his time and services: Nandor the relentless.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,906
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    219
  18. Tags
    Summary

    “You have failed in fulfilling my wish and now my own wife is no longer interested in me. You are fired. I will leave you a bad Kelp review.”

    “It’s Yelp,” Guillermo corrected him on automatic.

    The Djinn had raised an eyebrow and peered through the glasses perched low on his nose. “I do not get the wishes wrong. I made her like what you like. It isn’t my fault that that includes Guillermo.”

    “I do not like Guillermo!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,181
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1079
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Marwa only takes 13 minutes to succeed at what Guillermo and Nandor couldn't figure out in 13 years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,030
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    574
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Nadja is tired of her long, mundane afterlife as a vampire. When she was alive, she had a passion for baking, so she decides to open a bakery. She never expected she would find love ever again, until a certain overweight British man becomes a bakery regular. After falling head over heels for Lazlo and his ever growing waistline (courtesy of her baked goods), she must deal with the fact that he is a mortal and that she will have to make the choice of letting him die as a human or turning him into a beast of the night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,397
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    222

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation