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    Nadja and Nandor are taking their roles as joint heads of the Vampiric Council very seriously, so they organise a vast supernatural conference on Staten Island. The delegates from New Zealand, gay divorcee (emphasis on gay) Viago and his just-a-friend Anton arrive with more baggage than they declared at customs. Guillermo has something to prove and a plan is hatched which might just get everyone what they want.

    Or it might blow up in their faces.
    (Read notes for setting/timing of this fic)

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    It's impossible to live for as long as Nadja has and not experience love.

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    Guillermo realizes after a long decade that his servitude probably doesn't mean much at all. A book and years of avoidance confirm his suspicion that a promise on which he has hung his dreams is only that: a dream.

    It's hard to leave someone who you've built your entire life around, but he can do it. Maybe this isn't his happiness. Maybe it could be somewhere else. Guillermo wants to find out, because hell, it hurts too much to stay here.

    Here's the thing: Nandor does not relent. This can be a good thing...sometimes.

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    Guillermo de la Cruz didn't ask to inherit his grandfather's ranch. He didn't ask to suddenly be responsible for ten horses and ten acres. And he certainly didn't ask for a kind stranger to show up on his porch one morning, looking for work.

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    After Guillermo comes home with another vampire's bite on his neck, a poorly planned wish gets Nandor's dumb ass stuck in a time loop.

    And Nandor's never handled eternity well.

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    After the events of Death or Enthrallment, Guillermo joins Nadja in London as her “enthralled” slayer bodyguard. Meanwhile, Nandor begins a new adventure: therapy. Laszlo navigates co-parenting with Guillermo despite the heartache they know is coming. But when an old enemy returns, the pod find themselves bankrupt! As they scramble to recover, the Guide realizes something is wrong with her. With her history revealed, Guillermo fears they could spark a scandal not seen in the vampire world since 1759.

    Set in the lost year between season 3 and season 4.

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    Looking into those shocked eyes, Nandor forgot about the two dead vampires. He didn’t care that he had just failed in his mission, didn’t feel the sting of the crucifix, didn’t give a second thought to the stake pointed at his heart. Crumpled on the floor, trapped, vulnerable, all he felt was safe.

    He took in a breath, trying to voice the feeling before reality could catch up to him. “You-”

    That unfroze the slayer. He pulled the stake back, sprang to his feet and disappeared through the doorway, and once again, Nandor was alone.

    ***

    Desperate for a distraction from his emptiness, Nandor agrees to help the Vampiric Council track down a slayer who’s been targeting esteemed council members. As the hunt goes on and Nandor comes face-to-face with his past, he has to decide where his loyalties lie - and how far he's willing to go to fight for them.

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    College AU baby

    Guillermo is a real sweetheart. Marwa gets the life she deserves. Nandor is a frat boy. Happy first day of school vampies!

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    Nandor and Guillermo go to a carnival, it ends with smooches, cuddles, and love confessions.

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    Nadja spent her life trying to live up to the expectations of her family, her community, and the church. In death, she finally found freedom. That is, until Guillermo finds something in the attic that makes her past catch up with her. No – she wasn’t free. She’s been running. Now, there’s nowhere to hide. But, maybe she doesn’t have to do it alone this time. Maybe there is forgiveness for a creature like her...

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    Shane and Ryan have a new location to cover on Ghost Files

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    “you will remember nothing of the past twelve years. You will have no recollection of me, Nandor the Relentless, Nadja of Antipaxos, Laszlo Cravensworth, and Colin Robinson.. you will have no memory along with the rest of vampire society.. you will simply go back to your normal, human life with your mother, with your family. Maybe.. go find a job at another shitty bread place, maybe a library..” he pauses for a moment, fingers still waving in front of Guillermo’s face. He inhales, then takes a shaky breath. “You will be happy.. promise me you will be happy, Guillermo..”

    ~

    or in which Nandor wipes the memory of his bodyguard in hopes for a better life. For the both of them.

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    An expansion of thought from a scene in Season 4 Episode 10. Nandor tries and fails to read an ancient Mesopotamian epic.

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    Nandor’s been having nightmares almost every day since their trip to the casino. At this point, he just wants them to stop. He’s willing to try anything. (The fact that his nightmares are about Guillermo means absolutely nothing.)

    AKA: A study in the depths of Nandor’s denial, Guillermo getting what he wants and how sometimes miscommunication can actually be a good thing.

    (Set after 3x04 The Casino, Canon-Divergent after 3x06 The Escape)

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    The Earth is about to be destroyed and the only way to save it is to remove Guillermo from it.
    In the final 'Stakes And Angels' story, will Nandor and Guillermo find a way to stay together or will they be separated for eternity?

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    “Speak to me,” Nandor says, sounding portentous. God, he has a good profile. Just, Guillermo doesn’t know how someone can have a perfect forehead, but Nandor has a perfect forehead. A really good brow bone. “Remind me you are a rational creature.”

    “...I am speaking to you,” Guillermo says. “Actually, I spoke first.”

    ___

    A vampire and a really good baker are chained to a ballroom wall, and they're totally going to die tomorrow.

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    “Personally, I think this holiday is going to be very good for us,” said Nadja.

    Guillermo crossed his arms. “I guess.”

    “I guess, I guess,” Nadja repeated. “What is this morose and depressing tone you are using, Guillermo? If I am not getting orgasms from my husband, I would at least like to see a face in front of me that does not look like a slapped arse.”

    Or: Guillermo and Nadja’s adventures in London. Featuring: friendship, makeovers, pining, sex dreams, and British beef (colloquial).

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    Guillermo De La Cruz and Nandor “The Relentless” are two intense hobbyist bakers, facing off against each other and five other (not quite as) passionate and culinarily-inclined locals in a fierce competition (aired on local cable TV, no less). After a full week of baking challenges, they’ll see who among them can make the most crave-able confectioneries themed around the spookiest season.

    Will the heat of the kitchen prove too much for our competitors? Will affection bloom between bakers as they hash out rivalries in between rounds of baking cookies? Will our hosts manage to stop flirting long enough to interview even a single contender? All this and more, in The Big Bloody Bake Off!

    UPDATES ON FRIDAYS!

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    Nadja’s lost her club. Laszlo’s lost his son. Colin’s lost his father. And Nandor’s lost everyone he loves… or so he thinks.
    Because guess who’s just been found with a brand new pair of fangs?
    What happens in the aftermath of everything, and how does everyone adjust with a new vampire around?

    or: a speculative wwdits season 5 because the brainworms demand it
    will try to update on wednesdays and fridays !

    title from "bitter water" by the oh hellos

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    Nandor wants to feel the thrill of uncertainty, and is curious about the newfound strength of his bodyguard. Because they don't have any comfortably big enough beds in the house, they go back to the hotel where Nandor had met with Gail. This will have no repercussions whatsoever. 🙃

    Takes place mid-season 3, before the Wellness Center.

    Title comes from the song of the same name by Pulp.

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