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    “Quite frankly, I’m on Gizmo’s side,” Laszlo declares. “I hypnotized one of the crew to tell me what had happened and it was, in the parlance of our times, a dick move. I mean, leaving the man with blue balls without so much as a word of explanation?” He shakes his head mournfully. “A hangable offense, as far as I’m concerned. I mean, a sorry, old chap, I’m not actually in the mood, as it turns out? Perfectly acceptable. Consent is important, you know. But to leave a man high and dry and then pretend nothing ever happened? Unsportsmanlike, is what that is.”

    “Unless you are into that,” Nadja adds. “We don’t judge.”

    “Oh, naturally.”

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    Courting under the pretence of a Master-Familiar relationship, yet with no other way to define their dynamic, Laszlo and Nadja dance a flighty and flirtatious foxtrot around their feelings.
    Guillermo and Nandor are just glad their long-standing relationship is nowhere near as tumultuous. Right?

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    Guillermo was Guillermo. He was dependable. He was capable, and clever, and most importantly he was Nandor's familiar. No one knew Guillermo better than Nandor The Relentless, and no one cared to, and that was that.

    But then Guillermo had to go and impress everyone with his cleverness, and his reflexes, and his slaying.

    It was very rude of him, really, for Guillermo to show off how exceptional he could be. That was for Nandor, and Nandor alone.

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    Successful real estate agent Nandor Sultani is a real Scrooge during the holidays. Luckily his personal assistant, Guillermo, is hell-bent on changing that.

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    Nandor the Relentless. Merciless warrior. Husband to 37 women. The story of how Nandor fell in love, became a vampire and met the man who would end up breaking every notion of humanity left in him...in a good way.

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    They gave us a new life
    To live and learn
    Some time to touch old friends
    And still return

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    The intermediate off-camera happenings of our favorite vampires in the immediate aftermath of season 3, and how that will lead them their eventual season 4 headspace, featuring a few new faces here and there.

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    My idea how a reunion between Nadja and Laszlo could play out. Or a part of it, anyways.

    This turned into slightly sad smut, I think. Nandor/Guillermo mentions.

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    Where the members of the household were during or after the finale, and a brief insight into each of their thoughts

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    Takes place a year after the season three finale. Laszlo has been raising the new Colin, mostly on his own. Miraculously, everyone finds themselves back at the house on Staten Island, just in time to celebrate the new Colin's first birthday party. Nandor returns to find Guillermo with a boyfriend, Laszlo frets about making the party perfect, Nadja has a new little vampire lover, and Colin enjoys a feast of delicious energy.

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    Once the door was shut, Guillermo leaned his back against it, and took some deep breaths trying to calm his explosive heartbeat. It was beating so hard, Guillermo wouldn’t have been surprised if a fucking chest burster from the 1979 film Alien gorily ripped itself from his ribcage right about now. Of course, it wasn’t an alien doing this to his heart. It was just the adrenaline.
    Even eleven years after becoming a vampire’s assistant (you know- a creature that embodies darkness, bloodlust and sexual liberation) , he couldn’t shake the chokehold that Catholic shame had on his nerves.
    Yeah, that potion he ordered- it was not for rosacea. In fact Lazlo was right on the money about it being related to Guillermo’s “wand”.

     

    Guillermo is a trans man and he orders a potion from Lilith that will temporarily make his growth as big as a cis dude's dick (as well as improve his sexual satisfaction overall while under the influence of it.) , but Nandor is a nosy bitch. The vampire accidently gets doused in a shrinking potion, after secretly following Guillermo to the shop when the human goes to pick up his order. Weird horny hijinks ensue

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    Vampirism may be a curse to some, but to others it is a gift.

    Nadja-centric, Nadja/Laszlo in later chapters.

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    9/?
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    A shiver ran down his spine, and he felt the hairs in the back of his neck raise up. Heart racing, he spun on his heel. Someone was standing there, the light from the street outlining their large frame.
    This is how it ends, Guillermo found himself thinking, backing up further into the alleyway. He was really going to be murdered in an alley next to the Panera Bread he worked at.

     
    A collection of stories, telling the story of how Guillermo became a Familiar and the difficulties a life of servitude comes with. This is set partly in 2009, which is something I bring up only because I had to remind myself of this fact several times while planning this.

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    17/?
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    If you want the rewards of having all your lascivious sexual fantasies fulfilled, you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known as a vampirefucker.

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    I've been asked for a little crossover between the world of Juliet and the world of 600 and Pregnant. I took up the challenge and I hope it's not too bad.
    Ps: I think you can read without having read the other two works without too much trouble.

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    The vampires casually groom each other. Guillermo slowly becomes a part of that, but struggles with how it makes him feel.

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    While cleaning up an abandoned storage room in the basement, the vampire gang + Guillermo find an old artifact that will reveal some unsaid truths and some old feelings that one vampire in particular thought he would never have to talk about again.

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    Guillermo stumbles from Laszlo's coffin onto English soil, the closest to Hell he's ever been. Nandor is left bereft, listless, and on a plane headed to Spain, hoping to salvage whatever he can of his 'Eat, Prey, Love' journey. After being torn apart, the two of them will travel across the continent, encountering demons, vampires, bad decisions, wild parties, fake fangs, symphonies, poor customer service, and more, on paths that sometimes converge and sometimes drift apart, but always with the goal of returning, in one gleaming instant, to the only constant in their lives: each other.

    My take on season 4, focusing almost exclusively on Nandor and Guillermo, done purely for fun and to stave off the gnawing hunger for resolution that 3x10 left me with. Ten "episodes," each as long as they need to be, with accompanying soundtracks and sometimes illustrations, updated weekly (or at least as close to weekly as I can get them)! Tags will be updated as each "episode" is released. There will be blood, and yearning, and hopefully a whole lot of fun.

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    With the help of Nadja, Guillermo tries to find his way back to Nandor, embarking on a journey of reflection.

    (or a post s3 fic in which Guillermo and Nadja bond, and Guillermo literally travels across the world to be reunited with the love of his life)

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    We all know Nandor is very lonely, You all know Nandor is very lonely, the demon hound knows Nandor is very lonely.

    To combat this, he makes poor Guillermo download Tinder on his phone. What follows next is Nandor trying to hide the fact that he is indeed a vampire as he tries to romance you, the poor reader who thinks he's just a guy with funky teeth, through several non vampire friendly dates.

    Language:
    English
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    2,311
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    109

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