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    It had all started with what Brienne thought was going to be an innocent, albeit emotional, sleep over. But instead, Margaery had taken her phone and written a note with a serious nod of her head. “I’m on this website. Check it out and explore it as little or as much as you want. If you meet someone you like you can always ask me if I know anything about them and if for some reason I don’t, I will find out everything I can. It’s good to be cautious, but you don’t need to be scared, Brienne.”

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    Alfred and Alice confess something during a rather -unorthodox- time.

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    “Michael, is that you?” You called to the source of the noise, met with a ringing silence. It persisted until you turned again to a noise just as loud and just as quick, but still within range to scare you. Whipping around to face it, you were met with that pale face you kept seeing around. “There you are. I’ve been calling you!”

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    In a parallel universe, Michael Myers never killed his sister and marries his childhood friend, you. Growing close over the loss of his sister and his eye in a horrific car crash, you were the only one to accept him. A few years into your domestic bliss, Dr. Loomis; a physicist and theorist finds a way to link with only one other parallel universe. He decides that he will pick one with the most significant change in his life. A universe where he studies psychology instead of science. Where he studies evil in sterile white hospital rooms. After seeing a glimpse into another reality, his mechanical invention he used to achieve the impossible shorts out and something has changed. Exactly what, escapes him and he reassures himself that nothing is wrong.

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    This is a completely self-indulgent work featuring a female reader. It will also contain violence so be careful!

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    5 times Hisoka flirted with Illumi and the one time he flirted back.

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    There are plenty of words in the English language that adequately describe General Nora Parker—clumsy, strange, fiery, comical, determined—and it is through her persistence that Elder Arthur Maxson gets to know her, soon discovering these words may be accurate, but they’re still not quite right.

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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    In this story, you will get to read about the sexual escapades and trials/tribulations between StormXros and his beautiful wife Sapphire as they go through many, many hardships together. Including but not limited to; Sapphires' sexual flare-ups, Magical mishaps, Kidnappings, Xros's job, but worst of all; getting up on some kind of time, truly the scariest threat of mankind! Numerous characters will be introduced to them in their day-to-day life and they may join in on the fun. We'll suck, fuck, bite, fight, laugh and cry during this crazy, noisy adventure of ours! Note: Some of the tags may solely be for the referencing purposes but I might include a character or two from a different franchise if you want me to/ if I feel like it. I am serious about having some other folks show up so just bear with me when I say those tags aren't entirely for show.

    Broke 4200 hits! Glad there are so many horny folks around these parts. Thx! On principle, I must say... Nice!
    Damn it I missed the double 69's!
    Sponsored by MILF, it does the body good!

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    Gooigi vibrates when Boos are close by. Let's bring that to the logical conclusion:

    A closet, King Boo right outside and Luigi who has to suffer though all of this.

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    Hawkmoth reads the negative emotions of everyone in Paris. To his horror, a lot of them are about really, REALLY bad sex.

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    When Rey ruins her only dress while at a bachelorette party in Canto Bight, she goes dress shopping, only to be accosted by a stranger.

    When the two discover kindred spirits as workaholics who have reached their breaking point, they bond over alcohol and listen to each other's struggles, eventually making a pact to cut loose for once and enjoy themselves with one another.

    And maybe along the way, they'll learn to open up and trust someone.

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    While preparing for a boring evening ball, Gladio stumbles onto a very interesting little secret hiding under Noctis' raiment. This discovery leads to a much more interesting night.

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    (Or how Clyde stopped doing a lot of stuff 'cause of love for Stensland)

    A clearer invitation to go poking around inside Mr Cheung's house was never made, so a minute later and sure enough Clyde found Stens in the bathroom making weird little frantic noises.

    Clyde knew those noises.

    They were 'trying desperately to get off because of awkwardly-timed stiffy' noises.

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    Endgame sucked so we're writing an AU. Everybody lives and decide to open up a strip club to deal with their trauma, working under the guise of doppelgangers. All except Peter, who is confused as to why Tony keeps disappearing for hours on end.

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    The Avengers stripper AU that no one asked for.

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    A collection prompted drabbles, 200-500 words for the Felannie discord server. Ratings, pairings, and tags will update as the chapters update.
    1. Dimitri & Sylvain (NSFW) 2. Edelgard & Linhardt 3. Caspar/Annette 4. Seteth/Manuela 5. Gilbert & Felix 6. Balthus/Hilda/Raphael (WWE AU) 7. Linhardt/Flayn

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    Kujo Jotaro is forced to fly to Naples to search for his possible great great uncle but things take a turn when he starts having dreams about a mysterious man with purple eyes.

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    Dick Grayson doesn't need Daddy's money anymore, but maybe there's something else he needs from the man that sort of raised him. When he heads back to the manor for Bruce's birthday some strange encounters lead him to wonder what they really want from each other. Is Bruce finally recognizing Dick as an omega and a potential mate or just trying to be the father he never was? If that's the case he has a weird way of going about it.

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    Eddie Kaspbrak's best friend Richie Tozier has an accident that sends their entire friendship into a totally unexpected direction, one filled with swapping spit and sweating in the heat and maybe something a little more than they were to jump to admit. It's the Summer that changes Eddie's life, the Summer he will never forget.

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    After years of searching for information on her parents, Rey finally connected with her Aunt and Uncle a few states away. When the couple denied her request to visit, again, Rey was given the push she needed from her foster mother, Maz.

    Rey packed her belongings and booked a flight to move states, ready to surprise her newly found family. It would be like the movies: they would welcome her with open arms, answer all her questions about her parents that abandoned her, and help her settle in the area. They would live happily ever after. She would finally have the family she was searching for. It would be beautiful.

    After all, the longing Rey was seeking was ahead of her. Not in the past.

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    23/?
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    When TV watching gets a little heated, Max decides to switch things up a little bit.

     

    edit: My apologies for the error near the end haha! It's been fixed! :)

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