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    Two months after breaking into the Life Foundation, Eddie is starting to pick up the pieces of his life. He's still living in his shitty apartment, but at least he's not all by himself anymore and he has a shiny new job at a statewide paper to help make a dent in his bills. He's assigned to report on a grisly murder that's set to launch his career as a print journalist.

    Only problem?

    It's a murder he helped to commit.

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    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    7
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    101
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    14
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    All his life, Park Jimin was unloveable. So he decides to end it all. Unfortunately, an angel has a different idea. He's brought back with a promise of finding love with a curse, or a blessing. Jimin just has to look a person in the eye and they'll fall in love.

    Seems easy, right? Wrong.

    Jimin has 30 days to fall in love, or he's dead for good.

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    1,873
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    1
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    Stannis hires Sansa to be Shireen's tutor.

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    20/32
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    376
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    27
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    Reluctant werewolf Steve Rogers finds a new sense of self when the Commander of the North American Werewolves sends the Soldier to town to quell unrest in the Chicago pack—and inspires a power in Steve he’s never felt before.

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    24,816
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    107
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    189
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    37
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    2384
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    You were the new guy on Whose Line is it Anyway, and all you and Greg could do was play cat and mouse. Who will catch who first?

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    2,386
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    5
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    112
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    It’s winter break of 6th year and Sirius insists he can drive a muggle car, Remus is not jealous, and there is only one room at the inn.

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    1/1
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    27
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    42
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    3
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    “It’s a private property.”

    Those are his first words to Stiles who stands with wide eyes and jaw hanging low. He should say something. Like simple sorry, for example. He truly had no idea this part of the forest belongs to someone. So yeah, it is appropriate to apologize for trespassing. But guess what? Stiles' brain to mouth filter isn’t having it so instead of apology, what comes out is:

    “Oh my god, your eyes are beautiful.”
    _

    Or,
    the one where Stiles meets Derek in the forest. Somehow, they become friends, boyfriends, lovers, family.

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    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    452
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    2022
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    483
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    The White Rabbit is a celebrated author of fanfiction online, but in real life, he is simply Jungkook: an introverted young man working as a barista in a book cafe where every day the girl of his dreams drops by. But what would a girl like her, beautiful and cool, want with a nerd like him?

    However, a fortunate conversation might bring the two closer than expected, though it gives the author at first cause for disbelief that can only be taken away by one person: The Cheshire Cat, his long-time reader who has been present since the beginning of 'Down the rabbit hole'.

    Nevertheless, the crazy sense of Cheshire being closer related to the whole affair with the girl instils a madness that is not easily shaken off.

    As a famous purple cat once said: ''You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.''

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    English
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    31,126
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Four years in, and the Curse Breaking gang finds out that their beloved friend, Trin Betiz, has never once left Hogwarts for the holiday breaks. Baffled, Bill and Charlie, with Barnaby's help, invite them back to the Weasley home for Christmas break for some well needed relaxation.

    Agreeing to come along, the three, minus Bill, realize the mistakes they've made. Not even one night in, when they're dealing with their unknown, mutual feelings for each other; and the raging hormones all 15 year olds experience. Up to their neck with wrestling their feelings into control, and having to control near anxiety attacks, Trin feels they won't survive the week. Barnaby just wants to relax, have a fun time with his best friends, and get closer to the same two people who have his heart. As for poor Charlie, he just wants not get embarrassed every 5 seconds by his family in front of the two he's recently developed feelings for.

    Bill is watching this near train wreck unfold, and can't help sit back and let it continue. Christmas is going to be hectic this year at The Burrow!

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    The title says it all but the rating is explicit because I honestly have no clue what will happen so you have been warned.

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    54/?
    Comments:
    13
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    22
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    1
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    Everyone has a preferred type, be it according to their own volition or instinctual drives. If Will Graham’s reactions at crime scenes are any indication, serial killers might be his own. Retelling of the first season inspired by a bad joke about Will’s specific way of thinking and seeing.
    Written for the Murder Husbands Big Bang 2018, partnered with TCBook

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    5,347
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    6
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    41
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    4
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    463
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    JJ was disappointed that he didn't get a gold medal, it was only natural! He'd promised Isabella and his fans gold and he'd let them down... Still, while he may have won a bronze medal, he had his beautiful fiancée, Isabella, to support him to win first place at the next Grand Prix Final! Right..?
    Less than a week later, JJ finds himself single with his life spiralling out of control, not even having the energy to get out of bed most days and ignoring any messages from his friends and family, especially the ones from his agent begging him to be interviewed. It hadn't even been a day and Isabella had already moved on, dating JJ's rinkmate and putting out statements about their breakup, clearly not caring just how much she was hurting JJ.
    After months of hiding, not even leaving the house in fear of being hounded by the press, JJ decides it's finally time to come out of hibernation and show his face at the Nikiforov-Katsuki wedding, holding his head up high and ignoring any reporters trying to talk to him. Of course, everyone is ecstatic to see that JJ is okay. But it isn't until the hero of Kazakhstan himself finds JJ, a drunken mess at the bar, that he realises that everything isn't as okay as it seems.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    21
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    5
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    “Yoh! I forgot my baseball…” the grin on the lead guitarist’s face quickly faded as he stared at the sight he came upon—well, I would also probably look like I’ve seen a ghost if I saw our positions—

    Taka is on all fours, with teary eyes and flushed cheeks while Toru is behind him, holding Taka’s waist—with his hips firmly planted on the vocalist’s…ass. Clothed ass.

    Both of the teen’s eyes widened at the awkward, tensed silence that enveloped them—especially Taka who is ready to kick the bucket right there and then because—

    Getting man-handled by Toru-san is embarrassing enough.

    Getting man-handled and forced into a rather compromising position by Toru-san in front of Alex is fucking mortifying that he can already feel his ancestors face-palming on his horrible, horrible luck.

    “…cap…” the words died down on Alex’s lips as he openly gawked at his band mates—then his eyes almost popped out of his sockets in sheer, utter shock, “What the hell?!”

     

    OR

     

    How Toru and Taka deals with raging teenage hormones, unnecessary boners, angst, band pressure, dreams about the future and their developing feelings towards each other.

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    249,301
    Chapters:
    68/?
    Comments:
    715
    Kudos:
    462
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    7573
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    Jared Padalecki has just booked the part of Sam Winchester on the new WB show Supernatural. He's taken on the new show for a change of pace, a new life, and maybe a first love?

    or

    Jared has a massive cock and moves to Vancouver for the Supernatural pilot hoping to find someone willing to take his dick.

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    3/12
    Comments:
    41
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    87
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    12
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    Tyler is tired of being single, so he creates an account on a dating website and starts texting with a pretty hot dude - Josh Dun, 31 years old, handsome and Daddy material.

    Unfortunately, Tyler never expected to meet him in real life.

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    English
    Words:
    36,668
    Chapters:
    20/24
    Comments:
    288
    Kudos:
    319
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    6151
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    After finishing college and finding herself down on her luck, Belle French moved to Storybrooke to stay with her father, and took on the only job she could get - helping out at the hospital. Her instant and seemingly unrequited attraction to one of the doctors was the last thing she needed. Dr!Gold and Candy Striper!Belle

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    English
    Words:
    33,995
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    355
    Kudos:
    191
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    “Dude, it’s okay,” Stiles rolls onto his back and turns his head to face Derek, “Happens, y’know?”

    “Suppose,” Derek’s voice is low and gravelly, making another rush of excitement flow through him, “N’Stop callin’ me dude.”

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    English
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    635
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    91
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    4
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    Stiles never meant for his obsession to take over his life so completely. He had always had a tendency to over-analyse and overtly examine insignificant things with his overly active brain, but this was getting out of hand. And as usual, the subject of his obsessive nature was the one and only, his godly werewolfiness, Scott McCall. Or rather, Scott McCall’s body.

    Language:
    English
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    4,053
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    984
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    Merlin wants to punch Arthur in the stomach for taking his dragon eggs.

    But he also kind of wants to do things to him.

    Pornalot 2018 Week 3 Challenge: Kink Link

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    English
    Words:
    1,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
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    77
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1227
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    Mirio has a problem, and damn it, Tamaki’s house is the last place in the world he wants to try and deal with something like this. Tamaki’s low-rise boxer briefs and apparent neediness doesn’t help matters, either. Mirio’s thinking this just might not be his day.

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    English
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    3,488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    715

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