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Fragapanophobia by Anony_mousie
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
24 May 2026
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“I didn’t mean to say that one out loud.”
“That’s somehow worse.”
“I KNOW.” Avery dragged both hands down his face dramatically. “Please forget I exist.”
“Unfortunately,” D3r said carefully, climbing off the motorcycle, “I flew across the country specifically because you exist.”
Avery froze.
D3r had not meant for that to sound as devastatingly sincere as it did but judging by Avery’s expression, it absolutely had.
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- Part 6 of Philophobia
- Part 2 of Apeirophobia
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17 Jul 2026
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Just a silly ol' fic about Cafe Worker Branzy and Fencer Clownpierce.
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11 Jul 2026
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Clown isn’t scared of the other life members, why would he be? After all they all got themselves trapped in this demonic immortality game, meanwhile he was quite literally in charge of it, and there for his own entertainment.
Also he couldn’t help but feel like the others were a bit lacking in the intelligence department. He wasn’t telling people who he was but he certainly wasn’t hiding it. His own servants hadn’t figured out they were attempting to play death games with their master.
But new victims had just been brought into the game, maybe they would be more interesting.
Aka: Clown falls on his face for Branzy and takes comically long to realize.
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- Part 1 of Stealing life and love
- Part 1 of Clownzy fics by an idot
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25 Jun 2026
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Branzy made a horrible mistake, and now he’s staring down a murderer and a dead body. Though, maybe it’s the best decision he’s ever made in his life.
Aka: Clownzy mafia AU.
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- Part 3 of Stealing life and love
- Part 2 of Clownzy fics by an idot
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24 Jun 2026
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Branzy plays a prank on his best friend since 1st grade and is running from the consequences when he bumps into said friend’s teammate, who takes a liking to his shoes.
Or; Clownzy highschool AU
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- Part 3 of Clownzy fics by an idot
- Part 4 of Stealing life and love
- Part 1 of Highschool AU
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24 Jun 2026
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ˈzaɪtɡaɪst
noun
the defining spirit or mood of a particular period of history as shown by the ideas and beliefs of the time.
from German Zeitgeist, Zeit ‘time’ + Geist ‘spirit’.Branzy is your average unhinged university student, living alone until a fatefull Halloween, when he aquires a new, unusual roommate.
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- Part 22 of Pine's Clownzy
- Part 10 of certified pine fics (tm)
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23 Jun 2026
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Techno has been raiding the end stronghold and finds...a player? Coming out of the end. It admires him and wants to be just like him!
Techno mentors him (raises him) until something (or someone) causes chaos
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techno mentoring wemmbu AU because my heart guys🥹Bookmarked by paisley_pattern
16 Jun 2026
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Journey of the Heart ~ Clownzy by RageXxKit
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Mar 2026
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Notes, arrows and an assassination plot: It is a day like any other on the Lifesteal SMP, the usual, bloodshed and mayhem. An attempt on Clown Pierce's life leads him and his friend Branzy Craft spiralling down a dangerous path. Little did they know that one thing would lead to another and eventually result in something they both could never have predicted. Emotions are high and so are the risks at stake. Will they discover who the assassin is? Or will something destroy their friendship first?
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15 Jun 2026
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Flowers for D3rlord3 by 1314K (ThirtyFourK), ThirtyFourK
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
07 May 2026
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“Flowers for Algernon” was referenced in the first book Avery found in the library. Avery finds D3rlor— no, Derek, a few weeks later in the middle of a busy street. How is Avery sure that’s Derek? Because he’s rasping Avery’s full name, student ID, and telling strangers how “Left” is a horrible direction.
A.K.A: He’s alive, but not well. The boys learn what proper communication is as they journey through the stages of brain damage recovery (and the first step of that is acceptance, contrarily).
(Smut in Ch.8, Ch.10 only)
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13 Jun 2026
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Branzy is about to move to a new town a few hours away from his old one. Not that he had any, close, close, friends in his old school anyways though. Soon right before he goes to bed a mystery number texts him.
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- Part 1 of Eternal's free time
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11 Jun 2026
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4 times Branzy fails to make Clown love him, 1 time he doesn't.
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06 Jun 2026
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06 Jun 2026
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Clown is a mage sent beyond the lands of Essempee to save the Watcher-infested territory. Branzy is a dragon who seems to be down on his luck or else hated by the universe.
When they meet, life gets a little more... interesting.
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- Part 1 of LifeSteal Guild
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06 Jun 2026
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Branzy is a travelling merchant. During his stay in the Fools' kingdom, a certain figure has popped up everywhere he went. It didn't help that he was a rather charasmatic one either.
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Clown has been stuck in his house, suffocating under the mind numbing pressure that is being next in line for the throne. Finally getting the taste of freedom from a simple political meeting in another kingdom, he meets a silver-haired figure in a pitstop who was everything he was not."Your a noble? Aren't you supposed to have some... protective services? Like a guard or an attendant?" Branzy asked... perhaps too much for small talk.
"I guess you could say that, these clothes are hand-me-downs from... distant relatives."
"And in perfect shape? Must've been real neatfreaks then," Branzy chuckled, he was more laid back when it came to talking with Fools.
"Oh, now that you mention it," Clown started excitedly, you could almost see stars in his eyes.
Their conversation was cut short when some people approached Clown and guided him out.
Branzy shrugged. It wasn't like he was gonna see him anytime soon anyway. At least he was right about the protective services though.
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03 Jun 2026
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instead of feeding of fear alike his cousin ReGect feeds on something else.
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29 May 2026
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This New Year’s celebration was about to be so, so fucking lonely. So Clown goes for a walk to the city centre and meets someone who might just cheer him up because somehow, they get along instantly.
(Previous name - Watching the snow fall, just like we are falling for each other on this New Year's night)
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25 May 2026
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A fear of clowns, a circus performance and a cup of coffee by Froggy_in_the_foggy
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jan 2026
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Branzy had been deathly afraid of clowns since he was five. In all of his wit, he goes to a circus. Hopefully, that will go well for him!
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24 May 2026
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A Little Harmless Fun by RealityDespisingGremlin
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 May 2026
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Clown calls Branzy for help with a job and asks Branzy for a favor, which confuses Branzy because when has that ever happened? This favor leads to something Branzy never expected from Clownpierce.
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- Part 1 of Clownzy adventures
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23 May 2026
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You and me at the end of the World by justaboulder
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
27 Apr 2026
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This was the true curse of knowing things that shouldn't be known. Out of the millions and millions of people throughout all of time and space, he fell in love with one close enough to see, to hear, but just out of reach. The true curse was knowing every possible way that their lives could have played out, but living in the one where they never got to touch.
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or, D3rLord3 lives and Avery tracks him down and they heal together
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13 May 2026
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Slimeknight college Au 🌹🌹🌹 by KipWick
Fandom Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
30 Apr 2026
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This is basically a bunch of college au short little oneshots, they can be connected but work separate if you squint
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06 May 2026