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    When walking through the woods, it's generally best to ignore the call of faeries and the stench of burning fur. Doppio didn't quite get the memo.

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    Phil Lester is just your typical 15 year old boy. Who is training to help the Slayer fight vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness. Then he starts having dreams of strange symbols and a (totally not attractive) vampire. Explosions and ghosts and creepy guys in cloaks show up and ruin multiple days.

    Aka: If Phan existed in the Buffyverse and Dan was a vampire.

    *Prior knowledge of Buffy or Phandom is NOT REQUIRED to understand and enjoy this fic. (But you should def watch Buffy and here's why<3

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    Jaskier is not just burnt out if he continues with his toxic lifestyle like this he wont make it to thirty. Finally willing to change things and better himself he seeks help and takes a long overdue time out on Eskels farm.

    Will update Mondays

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    Dicen que el hechicero Pitch atraviesa la tierra en su castillo andante, buscando corazones para robar y devorar. Simon está demasiado ocupado para preocuparse por esas cosas - tiene una granja que dirigir, queso que vender, e incontables caras de cabras flojas que tejer en bolsas. Sería una maldita pesadilla si algo llegara e interrumpiera su regimentada vida de queso, comer, cabra, dormir, repetir... Digamos, por ejemplo, un espectro que se comporta mucho como un desdeñoso vampiro, un valeroso aprendiz, un demonio fuego, una descuidada guerra, o una maldición inquebrantable. Sí, sería tan solo terrible si eso pasara. (Pero si no lo hiciera, no habría trama, así que. Perdón, Simon.)

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    A young man escapes into the night, guided only by visions he doesn't understand and the wisdom imparted to him long ago by a kindly gardener and a goth nanny.

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    Sokka's finally decided to join his school's budding agriculture program, after lots of pressure from both Suki and Katara. However, he wasn't expecting to get thrown back into science fair, or to be the assigned partner of the Self-nominated Class Emo, Zuko. Maybe he shouldn't have signed up for this after all.

    Then again, baby ducks and baby goats might make everything worth it. And so might a new boyfriend.

    (Or; Zuko and Sokka meet in FFA and the rest is history.)

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    1,220
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    5
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    但丁召唤出一只半人羊恶魔维吉尔,并且上了他。

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    中文
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    1/1
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    6
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    It was summer again and that meant the annual inter-holiday picnic for everyone involved with the International Alliance of Holiday Associated Creatures. Attendance was mandatory, and that meant everyone. Including Mistress K, a winter spirit of punishment and Lapine, a spring spirit of fertility. The two women being in the same place was always a volatile situation, and this year was going to be no different.

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    During a Barbecue Paula and Hestia are trying to make the Goats a more comfortable Sleeping Place.

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    1/1
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    Стив Роджерс заблудился в лесу во время снежной бури. Баки Барнс берет его к себе.
    или
    Эпоха пионеров, Стаки, злые курицы и деревянная хижина в лесу.

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    Pairing: It's friendship ya'll. The goat's the star. (Okay, Lambert tried to steal the show, but when doesn't he?)

    Dialogue Prompt: "I feel like an idiot."

    Word count: 2,689

    For: Artemis

    Crack treated Seriously

    Li'l Bleater disappears while Eskel's on a hunt, but when he tries to find her, he thinks the worst.

    Jaskier saves a goat that looks so much like Li'l Bleater he just has to take her to Kaer Morhen so they can be friends.

    Lambert wants to bash his head into a wall. Geralt tries to understand. Coën's bad at reassurance.

    Jaskier shows up in Kaer Morhen expecting witcher and goat snuggles, instead well-

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    I promised you happy and now, Bucky is happy (and yes they Skype a LOT).
    Bucky also upgraded his drawing skills to digital level and started experimenting with peaceful landscapes.

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    1/1
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    12
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    Bucky helps Peter after Far From Home. (Or: things said and unsaid.)

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    600
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    1/1
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    16
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    3
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    Bucky wasn't sure about the visit until the thing with the goat.

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    1/1
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    12
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    Moments of peace and an unexpected first meeting.

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    1/1
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    10
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    Sometimes a family is a man-shaped bundle of #BadDecisions, the owner of the very last Blockbuster on Earth, their adopted(?) libertarian mall ninja son(??), a longsuffering EMT, a Southern belle, a chainsmoking goth, a Catholic nightclub bouncer, an omnidirectionally-flirtatious lounge singer, the vengeful ghost that haunts his cursed harmonica, and an angel and a demon watching from the bushes trying to figure out just what the fuck is going on.

    Or: Aziraphale and Crowley spy on some fake Satanists and answer their ironic prayers.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    Jaskier should really stop flirting with the daughters of vindictive mages...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    132
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    There are…animals roaming about, standing on their hind legs like they shouldn’t, calls of voices on repeat, all of which are coming from the forest. Both share something in common; they’re both a bit…off. Something isn’t right.

    Mason, otherwise known as Dipper, isn’t quite certain how to feel about this new guy. He talks fancy and his mannerisms are…weird, quirky at best. And why does he own a goat? Then again Mable does own a pig…

    (Y/N) claims to be looking for a missing friend, but something is just amidst.

    Language:
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    20,485
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    10
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    90
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    3
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    Shen spends his adult life living alone in the forest. A cold, dark night, he finds a baby at his doorstep.
    And his life changes.

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    English
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    8,518
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    33
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    68
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    3
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    After a space mission failure, Shiro loses his arm and his career. Two years later he's settled into a quiet and simple new life on his farm, but when a beautiful alien crashes in his field, he discovers the answers to his questions—and possibly the keys to his future—will come from the stars.

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    English
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    74,480
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    923
    Kudos:
    575
    Bookmarks:
    168
    Hits:
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