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    At the end of the Mask, hot outlaw Dorian Tyrell is unaccounted for-- we know he is flushed beneath the Coco Bongo by The Mask, but we are never shown what this Underworld looks like. At the end of the Austin Powers trilogy, he is fully cemented as a mere figment of popular culture: transitive, liminal, purposeless. And though Jim Carrey does get his own "mojo" by the end of the Mask, I don't buy it. How can a loser like that, who can't even talk to Cameron Diaz like a human being, get mojo from turning into the Horny Wolf of old cartoons?
    Since I have to do all the goddamn heavy lifting around here, Baby, I'm going to be the man to answer these loose ends. Well come, traveler. Well come.

    "If you listen to this whilst eating a hot dog you will be happy." - The Local Hamburger Guy

    "Baba?" - My friend's kid

    "You should pursue a PhD program." - My TA, but not about this.

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    In an alternate universe where there are two genders (male/female) and three designations (alpha/beta/omega) life could be better for an om. Federal and state laws are restrictive, making life for an unmated omega all but impossible to navigate.

    Sam Campbell and Dean Winchester meet when Dean is enrolled with his younger brother, Adam, in a boarding school that trains alphas to be hunters. Adam and Dean's father, John, is a transient hunter while Sam's grandfather is a powerful official with the Federal Department of Hunters, but despite their differences the three young boys become friends. When Dean presents unexpectedly as an omega and is expelled, his friendship with Sam is fundamentally changed. Dean goes on to be a hunter and Sam goes off to college, returning to the life after a few years.

    Now all grown up and active hunters themselves, Sam and Dean hate each other. Or do they...? One night, a hotel room, and a Lord of the Rings drinking game are about to change everything.

    Please read the tags. This is (mostly) not domestic or fluffy.

    tldr: My love letter to Sam and Dean Winchester (who are not related in this fic), complete with the happy ending the show will never give them.

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    Part two of my weird Themyscira AU story

    Clarke and Lexa face the repercussions of the events in the past months of their lives. Be it a consequence or a solution, they must journey through it together, and try not to fall apart.

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    After spilling something while at Lucinda's, aphmau is turned into a boy!

    Aarons not quite ready for his new 'boyfriend '. Or the thoughts that came with it. Why did he keep having such thoughts about him??

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    Aziraphale travels to Hell and meets Hades, who has Crowley’s soul.

    This is my Crowley/Aziraphale Orpheus and Eurydice myth.

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    Cardboard isn’t very insulating, nore does it provide good cover from thunder storms, Ruby knows this now which is why she walks with an umbrella, with a collar gilded with gold and silver, manicured claws and a butler to her beck and call you wouldn’t recognise her as a scrawny stray that was picked off the street less then five years ago. But that’s life isn’t it?
    (It’s already dark, you know what your in for)

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    For Toby, sex is complicated. Not actually porn.

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    Calla fell asleep on her couch. She woke up strapped to a steel table. While she has made her fair share of enemies in her life, this person is not one of them. That detail doesn't seem to matter much in the end. Calla might well survive this, but it will not be without scars. It quickly becomes obvious though that the real question is not will Calla survive this, but rather will she still be Calla at all once this is over.

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    ~~A hand fell to his shoulder, slightly squeezing it. “I am aware of your frustration, young Tomura but you must not be angry about it. The time you have been given has only started recently. You still have a life in front of you full of other business and troubles.” The voice was kinder now and Tomura looked up. He couldn’t stay mad at the Deity Lord. He had taken him in when he was all alone and on the verge of dying. He knew perfectly well why has wasn’t allowed to go outside. It had to do with the reason why the Deity Lord had taken him in in the first place.~~

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    This is a story I came up with when I found a fanart of Tomura and Dabi wearing yukata on instagram. It's basicly about a young fox god looking for his mate and a mortal human named Dabi who will join him in his search for said mate.
    This particular fic is dedicated to my best friend. Both of us talked about how we wanted to cosplay both characters in yukata and it inspired me to write this fluff story :3 so I hope y'all enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it!

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    Two very drunk celestial and occult beings in the aftermath of what could have been the end of the world.

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    It has been two years since the most romantic moment in human history, the marriage between Junkrat and Mei, and the supposed death of the beloved robot Bastion. Two years of searching, on the part of the tenacious but mentally unsound Emily, as well as two years of history within the rest of Overwatch, has brought an odd start to our tale.

    It begins with the creation of an odd portal, one that would prove to be a gateway between worlds, and that would bring people from across the world to one nexus at Watchpoint: Gibraltar to manage it. This portal would prove to be quite the troublesome thing, and while it would bring Emily and the rest of Overwatch closer and closer to closing in on the unfound Bastion, it would also bring them closer to the enemies of good in a dimension that was no longer sound, as well as old enemies that are about as dead as Bastion himself.

    This be a world of gods, that of magic and technology in a war for the universe, where all things hang in the balance. And it's up to the good agents of Overwatch to not only rescue Bastion, but to defeat the agents of evil and save the universe itself.

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    Katsuki glanced over to the obnoxiously loud man beside him. He stared back with ruby red eyes, round in concern Katsuki didn’t want. Mountain of weird red hair pulled back in a bandana, and an ugly black band t-shirt tight to his chest. The man smiled almost as if encouraging Katsuki to confide in him.

    Katsuki took a swig of the vodka. Halfway to his desired drunk destination, impulse control gone with his sanity. He pushed the empty glass away. “The love of my life got married today, and I was the best man.”

    The guy placed a hand on his shoulder, wincing dramatically. Katsuki was offended to even think it was sincere sympathy. “Damn that’s rough shit. How about another round on me? Bartender, some shots!”

    Katsuki didn’t fight it. He let the energetic man push five shots of who knows what to him. Katsuki took the first and toasted in thanks, then threw the alcohol back. Feeling his mind slip away.

    “I’m Kirishima by the way.” The man smiled brightly. Outshining the sun. His sharp teeth on display.

    Katsuki frowned. Downing another shot to forget how familiar it was. “Bakugou.”

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    A cute, fluff-stuff story about Sniper/Spy.

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    Rated : Free/G.
    Couple : Aizawa x Tsuyu.
    Warnings: Teach/student romance.
    Summary : "Nothing will change my love for you. You must know by now how much i love you. One thing you can be sure of:
    I will never ask for more than your love. "
    Songfic based on the song Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You by George Benson. Aitsuyu fanfic.

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    The day after the bologna incident didn’t feel real. Too much had happened too quickly for anything that’s happened today to truly be real. Hell, yesterday didn’t feel real. It felt like a bad dream that I just woke up from, and I can barely convince myself that it wasn’t. To make it even more complicated, Travis is dealing with his demons, demons that I quite frankly forgot existed until a couple seconds ago.

    Can I somehow deal with Travis and my own problems, and still make it out alive? What on Earth is going on in Addison Apartments? Will Larry actually murder Travis if I let him?

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    Nicole and Waverly attend Purgatory Pride. Chrissy wants them to be part of a television special since they are now reality tv stars thanks to Waverly's stint on The Bachelorette that brought them together. Waverly tries to get Nicole in assless chaps.

    One Shot Sequel to "Why'd You Come In Here (Lookin' Like That)".

    There is, and I cannot emphasize this enough, a lot of fluff.

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    It's Lex's birthday. But Griff seems unaware of the date. Or is he?

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    "Crecerá en un ambiente cálido y seguro, en el seno de una familia donde aprenderá lo bueno de la vida, nunca sufrirá lo que él pasó porque estará ahí, resuelto y dedicado en alejar las amenazas potenciales."

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    You closed off your heart to protect it long ago. Now that a certain redhead has his eye on you, he's determined to let your light shine again-- bright enough for the both of you.

     

    Please enjoy this warm, fluffy, comforting piece.
    There are no Kingdom Hearts III spoilers in this fanfiction.

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    Cat and Rimmer are scared after watching one of Lister's B-movies. T-rating is for mild horror discussion and a few swears.

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