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    “Isak and Even are kissing!” Magnus exclaims somewhere to Isak’s left.

    “Guess that means Isak is officially drunk,” Mahdi answers in that mellow, relaxed way of his. “He’s an affectionate drunk.”

     

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    Isak likes to kiss Even when he drinks, which would be fine if they were actually together. Magnus and Mahdi finally clue him in.

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    Written for the pint sized prompt challenge on r/fanfiction. Multiple shows involved. Multiple pairings/characters! NCIS, Emergency, Psych. Each chapter is a separate drabble. All can be read alone. Warning/Tags in each chapter. There will be 31 drabbles, one for each day of the month.

    Will be updating tags/relationships/characters/etc daily.

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    18/?
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    54
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    Namjoon's sister is getting married, and he needs a date so his family won't bug him about how he's still single. Cue his best friend stepping up to the part, and as the weekend goes on, Namjoon starts seeing Hoseok in a different light.

    " “But still, nagging family or not, I don’t think I’d be complaining about a beach vacation.”
    “You want to go in my place?” Namjoon asked with a laugh, but then his smile faded. “Wait a second—Seok, come with me.”
    Hoseok nearly spat up his drink. “Sorry?”
    “Be my date to the wedding.” "

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    A tipsy Molly calls Sherlock, wanting to try something new.

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    "Well... I-I suppose I could text him."

    Mason claps him on the back with a big smile, "That's the spirit, man!"

    The human moves around the room as he tries to look for something. He finally finds it and Liam can see his phone over his best friend's hands.

    "Okay. You just tell me what you want to say."

    "Okay." Liam takes another sip of his beer as he thinks what he should tell Theo. Maybe something simple and then tomorrow after his shift he will congratulate him in a better way. Yep, that's it. He clears his throat, "'Dear Theo.'"

    Mason snorts and starts typing, "'Dear Hottie.'"

    "'Congratulations on your recent job offer.'"

    "'I want to sex you up. Your love slave, Liam.'"

     

    Or, Liam should never be allowed to text and send voice notes to Theo while drunk.

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    After his former master is brutally murdered by Darth Maul, Anakin is sent to track down the evil Sith Lord. Instead, he finds a Sith with stunning looks. Anakin is absolutely fucked.

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    After being kicked out of her home, Fable Miller finds herself rooming with a close friend, Toshinori Yagi. After that night Fable wants to nothing more than to crawl in a hole and die.

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    Lora's used to coming face-to-face with death on a pretty regular basis. That's life when the Thalmor are hunting you down, and have been for years. She's definitely not used to Skyrim, or anything in it. That includes the Thieves Guild. She wouldn't have joined them if she'd had better options, but she needs money and she needs to get it somewhere the Thalmor won't be able to find her. It's not like this is her first time doing something she'd rather not to evade them, anyway.

    Unfortunately for her, joining the Thieves Guild when she knows next to nothing about thievery is an accident waiting to happen.

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    76/?
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    Hancock is having more impulse control issues than usual and decides he needs Nick's help.

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    Butters had an okay life away from South park, taking care of his kids, keeping busy with his job. However, when his parents call saying they want to see their grand babies faces. So Butters sucks it up and hopes to god that his twin boys don't meet their father, because they look an awful lot like their father than himself.

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    8/?
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    Jaime and Brienne have been best friends for as long as they can remember.
    After one drunken night, sparks fly, but when will they admit that they belong together.

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    7/?
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    BACK AT IT AGAIN LADIES AND GENTS.
    Welcome to the annual GAY PJO/HOO prompts.
    Each chapter is a stand-alone one-shot, each chapter is a different couple. If you would like me to write your prompt just leave it in the comments; just include what you want the story to be about and your preferred pairing! (it can be as obscure as you like as long as its gay)! xx
    Chapters:
    Will/Nico - 8, 12, 14, 26, 29, 34, 37, 41, 43, 51, 57, 61, 64, 69, 74 (15)
    Frank/Leo - 4, 15, 31, 35, 38, 50, 56, 62, 66, 70 (10)
    Jason/Percy - 3, 32, 44, 48, 59, 65 (6)
    Percy/Leo - 21, 33, 47, 54, 55, 63 (6)
    Jason/Leo - 22, 25, 45, 52, 58 (5)
    Nico/Leo - 5, 10, 16, 20, 68 (5)
    Jason/Nico - 11, 19, 39, 72 (4)
    Percy/Nico - 2, 24, 36, 53 (4)
    Luke/Ethan - 7, 17, 76 (3)
    Michael/Octavian - 23, 67 (2)
    Alabaster/Ethan - 13, 71 (2)
    Percy/Malcolm - 60, 73 (2)
    Luke/Percy - 27, 30 (2)
    Will/Percy - 9 (1)
    Will/Leo - 6 (1)
    Threesome/Foursome - 40, 46, 49 (3)
    Other - 18, 28, 42, 75 (4)

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    Beverly and Jean-Luc have been Best friends for two years at Starfleet Academy. It's time to change things.

    Follows Beverly and Jean-Luc through their final years at the Academy and beyond.

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    "If he could learn to love another, and earn their love in return before his time ran out, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a beast?"

    Otabek Altin is the cruel, unsympathetic captain of the international hockey team in Hasetsu. Yuri Plisetsky is a self-absorbed figure skater from Moscow. When fate brings these two together, can they save one another from themselves?

    ***Beauty and the Beast AU***

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    yoongi and hoseok celebrate 4/20.

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    “What colour do you want your birthday present,” Yuuri teases, “How about silver to match what I got you in Barcelona?”

    “I’m pretty sure you gave me a shiny golden engagement ring, love,” Viktor replies, and Yuuri knows that Viktor is looking at their ring. Yuuri finds himself doing the same.

    “Gold it is then. Just remember I gave you a choice, so you can’t exchange it if you realize you don’t like the colour.”

    “Oh, I’m sure I will love it.”

     

    Follow Yuuri and Viktor as they go through competitions, starting from Viktor's comeback to the end of the Olympic season.

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    After parting ways after middle school, Midoriya and Bakugo unexpectedly encounter each other once more on their first day of college, having both been accepted to the prestigious UA University, the most premier hero-training college in the country. This time, there are whole new dimensions of awkwardness and difficulty as they try to continue their childhood relationship.

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    5/?
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    In the beginning, there was Min Yoongi.

    Min Yoongi rented an affordable one bedroom apartment downtown in a conveniently vague, yet totally in his budget city somewhere. Said apartment is almost as quirky as Yoongi. Almost has a life of its own even. It never says anything, but keeps a loving and caring ecosystem for the man who lives in it.

    Or it did, until The Intruder came.

    (alternatively, the story of yoonseok's relationship as told by disgruntled objects in yoongi's apartment)

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    Chapters:
    4/13
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    Shameless one-shot shipping fodder. Suggestions can be left in the comments or submitted to thelonliestshipper on tumblr. No crossovers and no guarantees.

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    32/?
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    “Listen: The last guy I helped save the world was this sexless, fumbling twink that didn’t know what his dick was for and kept yelling at everything he couldn’t understand”, snipped Navi. “It took me one thousand years to sleep off the fucking migraine, so anywhere we go from there is an upgrade.”
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    Some plot bunnies should just be beaten to death with a shovel. I’m not that cruel, so they all end up frolicking in this crackfic, along with jokes so mediocre that you can feel your mind shutting down brain cells in self-defence. Come for Link’s internal ravings, Wolf-Link’s exasperation, Navi’s blunt sassiness, Sidon’s glorious ass, Bazz’s poorly repressed sexuality and a whole lot of soul-numbing crack. Stay for the cracking of my voice, begging you not to go as you try to escape through the window. Chapters are short and painful, like Navi.
    WILL TRY TAKING REQUESTS/PROMPTS FOR THIS FIC! Comment or send an ask to my Tumblr.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
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