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    "Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee." (Thank you for your wisdom, J.R Ward.)

    Harley has every reason to be jealous, what with her smoking hot girlfriend that all of Gotham would kill to be with. But Pammy just doesn't seem to get it. She plans to flip the tables on their little script, just to show Pammy what she's missing out on, but no one ever said navigating a romantic relationship was easy.

    And when the relationship consists of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, well, things just get a whole lot more complicated.

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    Thoma becomes drunk and decides to seek out the young lord

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    Hutch is upset because Starsky is too drunk to drive.

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    texting fic about my favorite dead gay wizards where everyone is alive and wizards are not real
    - i do not support jkr, fuck her
    - my twitter acc is @70swizard, feel free to follow and interact
    - rated maturity due to suggestive comments and swearing

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    The drunk scene again. With a different continuation this time, Shu Yi POV.

    Shu Yi is watching a car crash in slow motion.
    His overwhelmed mind tries and tricks him into the detached safety of a spectator, still he is utterly unable to leave, something beyond his conscious anchoring him inside here.

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    Your name is Vespa Barrett - formerly Amelia Barrett. Having followed your impulse, you escaped the clutches of your overbearing father and returned to your roots in the city of Ebott. You are doing your very best to stand on your own two feet, with mixed results.

    Money is tight, your career prospects are a mess, and you have the worst luck of anyone you know, but you're free, single, and reckless. Nothing's going to bring you down.

    ...Not even your noisy neighbours.

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    If you're a returning reader, you might notice some updates to this fic. I wasn't happy with some parts of it - no major changes, but don't worry if things are a bit different than you remember. I hope you like the updates!

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    Percy's life hasn't been the greatest so far although it gets interesting after a night on the Bed...

    |Or the Percabeth Mortal AU no asked for|

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    This is going to be 18+ for sexual themes, strong language and violence... And maybe sensitive traumatic experiences.

    This is me messing up timelines, recasting dead characters, and abusing the HP world for my own uses to make an AU. Set 1 year after the books.
    - Severus is not dead, but he will have trauma from nearly dying, knowing that most of his secrets came out.
    - Dumbledore is also not dead, but he is not in great health now either. He is also your great great uncle, but I am just going to use uncle to simplify writing flow.
    - Snape's love interest is a Student Teacher from N. America, Canada. She is around 30 years old.
    - Lupin will be coming in to share Snape's love interest.
    - Story is just going out of it's way to be a smutty fuck fest.

    I play a lot of D&D and my fav class is the Artificer, so that is pretty much what the reader is.

    I make mistakes, please inform me of any I have made, either grammatically or lore incorrect.

    I do not own Harry Potter or any characters related aside from my OC/reader character or any characters that obviously were not in the series.

    I do not own Dungeons and Dragons or anything pulled from it to add to this story.

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    Eula and Rosaria were both good at what they did: protecting Mondstadt. Perhaps it was only a matter of time before their dedication to their duty towards the City of Bards led them to cast suspicion over one another.

    In their quest to clear their doubts, the two Cryo wielders found something quite different than what they were expecting.

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    "What's your name, again?" He can hear the rasp in his own voice when he pulls back a bit. "Your first name, I mean. I'm not calling you Irving while we fuck."

    The penny takes a second to drop. Not quick on the uptake, these posh lads.

    "Oh, right. J-John. I'm John." It suits him. Sol could do without the dithering slowing everything down, but he has to admit that the stuttering is sort of cute, in a 'lamb to the slaughter' kind of way. It turns his smile wolfish at the corners.

    "Great," he reverses their positions before Irving can react, resting his own back against the door and grinning up at his shocked partner with what he knows is a wicked look in his eye. "G'wed and suck me off then, John."

    [Ch6: in which John and Sol deal with the fallout from That Comment, and John's been thinking about things differently.]

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    You must've done something truly awful in a past life...

    A collection of one-shots/drabbles about the misadventures in babysitting Earth's Mightiest Heroes

    Swear words, casual violence, and petty backstabbing abound

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    "You never got the rip fixed properly."

    "I would offer some sappy explanation of appreciating your kindness and keeping your stitching as a nostalgic memory, but in all honesty, I probably just forgot to take it to a tailor."

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    Jason and Dick's relationship has been falling apart for a while now; Jason is always with Roy, drinking, and Dick is always alone in their home, hunted by his past. Dick never really liked talking about the depressive events that happened to him, but when Jason finds out one of them - told in a very wrong way - their relationship becomes even more unsteady.

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    Title from the song 'Miss Jackson' by P!ATD

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    31 days in July, 31 rarepairs being written about! From unsung canon relationships to purely random combinations!

    Entirely oneshots and summer prompts, may feature AUs and may listen to requests/suggestions.

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    Kara was headed on a holiday of a lifetime thanks to her sister and J'onn. She will spend two weeks in Costa Rica having adventures and enjoying life. Until someone from her past makes an appearance. Tensions run high, but they mask a lot of what Kara is feeling inside. Will Costa Rica put things into perspective, or will it become a fling of the past?

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    Nick Lightbearer is fighting his inner demons with the help of a mysterious friend who promises him to redeem his reputation. When he finds himself fascinated by a downer who could end his career for good he denies that he has to make a choice, with all the consequences.

    Arthur Hastings is living the ruthless life of a downer in Wellington Wells, hiding from everyone in order to survive. But when he meets Nick Lightbearer he starts to think about the good sides in a Wellie.

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    AU: The love story that nobody asked for
    Puppy love

    "A… Amenadiel.. I'm sick." Lucifer says in anguish, moving his hands from one side to the other.
    Linda puts her palm to the child's forehead, feeling his temperature.
    "I'm very sick," he says again. "My stomach is upset, my heart beats very hard and my face feels very hot."
    "Do you want to tell us, what happened? Before these symptoms started?"
    "Chloe took my hand, so I wouldn’t be afraid"... His cheeks heated to a much redder tone. "And she kissed me."
    Linda sighs. "I totally know what you have, honey."
    Lucifer's eyes open wide. "What is it?"
    Her mouth opens and with all the seriousness that she possesses at age fourteen, she declares. "You have the ‘L’ disease… the disease of love!"
    His face is full of terror, and his lip trembles. He asks resignedly. "Am I going to heal?"
    Linda bites her lip, looking at him seriously. "If you're very lucky..." She pauses dramatically. "No."
    The boy's face falls, but he asks again.
    "Is it contagious?"
    "I'll tell you the truth, honey. You probably infected Chloe."

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    After a big and long fight with Fyodor... It's finely over... The Armed Detective agency and along with the port mafia kick back... And have a get-together party. Some drinks were drunk, and so was lots of dancing.

    ( Note: This is a FukuRanpo Fanfict )

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    Kara Danvers lived a life of hardship but she always remained the Sunny Danvers That everyone knew and loved. But there were two things that finally broke her; Lena and Crisis.

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    a marauders texting fic <3
    they're all in uni

     

    in which university students compete head to head to see who's lemonade stand will be more successful

     

     

    face of sleekeazy: i’m so glad u asked jamesie
    face of sleekeazy: it was a lemonade stand

    sleekeazy’s ambassador: A LEMONADE STAND

    face of sleekeazy: a lemonade stand

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