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    Rey hated this walk. It was fucking cold... her toes felt like they’d frozen off. She held the quilt tight, thankful it could be fixed. It was a treasure to her, all she had left of her mother. In her head, Rey calculated how short she was on funds to pay her bills. Her sandwich bag clutched tight, she was so damn hungry. Her budget was ridiculous. Her meager tips tonight were definitely because of the shitty weather. With Christmas coming she hoped she’d get more. Generosity and joy of the season...? She hasn’t seen much. Blocks later she almost tripped over a lump on the edge of an alley near Maz’s Bar. The lump groaned, but nothing else. Rey knelt down. The man was filthy and smelled like a brewery. His cheeks sweaty and red, hands cold. His nice clothes looked torn, dirty, he had a bloodied nose. Goodwill specials maybe. But no coat? Rey sighed. He was worse off than her. She tucked her tip money in his pocket and her sandwich bag at his hands. The quilt laid over him. She smiled. Crackers and mustard for dinner it was. “Merry Christmas...” she whispered.

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    Un día a día de los chicos en el AU escolar. ( Diferencias de edades, primeras fiestas y diversas problemáticas adolescentes)

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
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    20
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    Literally a BNHA x Seme Male Reader where you get to top the fuck out of characters.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    3
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    ... doesn't keep the Bat away.
    You like to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to wind down after work and drink some apple cider. Batman likes to sit on your rooftop because it's the perfect spot to do some routine surveillance facing Miagani Island.
    What happens when you, a slightly drunk (varying levels depending on the day) reader, encounter the Bat? And how long before the "chance" encounters aren't by chance anymore and he actually looks forward to his visits?

    Series of one-shot(ish) type chapters. Partially self-inserted (the work thing, humour and my love for apple cider) but generally applicable to a neutral reader. Enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    47
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    3
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    Being friends for six thousand years teaches one things.

    Like the fact that one friend cannot stand for the other to call him nice, or even think it.

    It teaches you that nothing is truly evil or truly good, at least, not in this world. We are all muddling through, doing - and faring - worse or better.

    And it's hard to see the truth sometimes, even when it's staring you directly in the face.

    Maybe it's the sunglasses.

    (Or, a series of scenes where Crowley and Aziraphale recognise they are important to one another, and a time one of them actually attempts to articulate something about it.)

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    1/1
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    De Sardet is a Noble. All Nobles act the same, they care only about themselves, so why is this De Sardet different? What is it about this charming man that sent Vasco reeling and questioning all the things he thought he knew? Why did they have to be aboard a vessel together for months on end and why on earth was he so damned adorable.

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    58/?
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    20
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    Inktober/Fictober 2019 Day 26: Bait
    Fandom: The Goldfinch (Donna Tartt) (2019)

    Boris has a question. Theo has an answer. But was he even asking him?

    Oneshot/drabble

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    2000s AU. Galina Reznikov has a PR crisis in her hands. Her client, renowned rock star Alex Vause, has pushed her reckless behaviour to the limit. And this time, it's going to take a rather unusual proposition to salvage her reputation... WARNING: G!P, mental illness and heavy substance abuse. Full warnings inside.

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    Chapters:
    9/42
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    A collection of some of my works on Tumblr: dudeandduchess.

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    1/?
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    Samantha is a normal girl who pays a visit to London.
    There in a park, she meets a certain angel and demon which will change her life as she knows it, by getting dragged into a world of angels, demons, powers and change, a hope for her to change the world.

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    Kudos:
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    3
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    Ganondorf Dragmire is the head of the most feared family of crime in Hyrule.

    Aeris Shepherd is a paramedic who was in the wrong place at the right time.

    The two were never suppose to meet.

    But they did...

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    You were done being his standby, but not before one (hopefully not last) good fuck.

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    1/1
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    When Komaeda wakes up from his comatose state, his memories and feelings are completely jumbled. He can't complete basic tasks due to only having one usable hand, making him feel useless. Hinata helps him sort through his memories and do every day tasks like eating, dressing, and showering.

    WARNING: This is an emotional hurt/comfort/smut fanfic.

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    6,785
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    904
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    The Egos have had quite a few interesting conversations that no one else has been party to. Here, their wittiest quips, drunken shenanigans, and heartfelt moments are going to be exposed.

    (Alternative title: I felt like creating a collection of my Incorrect Egos Quotes; there's angst, fluff, humor, and everything in between. Maybe you'll crack a smile at them ^^)

    Language:
    English
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    4,263
    Chapters:
    84/?
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    305
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    Mob Boss Jazz wants Barricade... for less friendly reasons than the young enforcer might think.

    Rating, Tags and Characters will be added as they come...

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    20,505
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    242
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Bobby Singer kept his daughter in hiding for a reason. A hunters life is never easy and the more things... people you love, means more that can be ripped away. Losing one son and a two wives was already hard enough on him. Ellie Singer was raised not sure of who she was and what she was meant for, hiding away in a remote mountain town since she was 17 years old. But the past come knocking when her father shows up with two hunters who are gravely injured. Putting her at risk of exposure in order to save ones life. But he's been gone, barely knows his daughter. He's faced with the woman she's become, realizing the dark destiny he has tried to hide her from might be closer than he ever thought.

    (Sounds like it's about Bobby but meh its a Reader/Dean story)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    22
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    2
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    DISCLAIMER: I have absolutely no rights to any of the Noelle characters (Disney) or the Seth Meyers character (NBC) or stories created by these companies. Just having fun.

    Where was Nick Kringle during his first two months he was in Phoenix, Arizona? How did he end up teaching yoga? Did he meet a sweet, adorable yoga instructor with the nicest smile Nick's ever seen? And what happens when his sister, Ellie, finds him and wants him to leave Phoenix and the sweet yoga instructor to go back to the North Pole?

    Not sure if this counts as a Noelle (2019)/Weekend Update crossover or Weekend Update Noelle (2019) AU, take your pick. I just saw Noelle (for Bill Hader) and I've been watching a lot of Stefon recently, and loving all of the nervous gay energy.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Literally all of my Smosh one-shots that I came up with all by myself because I deleted them all to combine. Yeah.

    !!UPDATE!!
    Now with dialogue-only Shaymien confession!

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    1: It was embarrassing, really, how easily he could be swayed by a little human kindness.

    (Alternatively: Dimitri is shockingly uninhibited while drunk).

    2:It's been two weeks, and Dimitri is getting impatient.

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    2,910
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Just me trying to do NaNoWriMo (National Novel/November Writing Month) but with Dark Crystal drabbles. Most of these will be random. Most will include my many OCs. I include the Henson Creature Shop challenge skeks and the abandoned/retconned manga skeks as canon. All Lachs are valid and will be specified in notes as to which one is being used.

    So follow me on this dumb Skeksis and urRu adventure this month! And maybe beyond. We'll see.

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    Words:
    18,994
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    730

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