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    Summary

    I will attempt to upload every day throughout October with a short one shot based on a list!

    Language:
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    3,525
    Chapters:
    7/32
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    681
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    I’m actually kinda nervous, this is my first fic, but I thought, why the heck not? So here I am, I’m gonna try to post everyday, we’ll see.

    Language:
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    1,952
    Chapters:
    6/31
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    258
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    Summary

    Branzy follows in all his dances, but he cannot for the life of him follow what they're talking about.

    Clown and Branzy hold a ball to try and get the server to trust them again.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    228
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    Summary

    his name is subz.

    your name is vitalasy.

    you are allies.

    you are best friends.

    you are brothers in all but blood.

     

    -----------------

     

    season 3 purple duo beloved's :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    286
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    55
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    In a world full of superpowered people and heroes for hire, ClownPierce is the ultimate villain. He is at the top, ranked the Most Deadly for several years in a row; there’s almost nothing he can’t do or kill. But, just as the criminal life is starting to bore him, he is approached by someone. Someone powerless.

    Branzy is the unseen mastermind behind the vast criminal underworld Clown thought he ruled. Known as the Back Biter, Branzy has a grudge and a score to settle against a particular hero. The legendary top ranked villain ClownPierce might just be the partner he needs to exact bloody vengeance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,349
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    360
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    Subz is captured. Vitalisy is desperate to get him back alive.

    Whumptober no. 6 "I've got a pulse"

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    1,230
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    62
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    Summary

    There was then, and there is now.

    (or: the past and the present have a funny way of overlapping.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    798
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    67
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    Summary

    Mapicc is a good fighter, but not good enough to end this fight before he drowns.

    Whumptober no. 5 Running out of air

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    613
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    65
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    Stage fear was going to be the death of Branzy. Also his terrible impulsiveness, that too. How does he expect to be a world class piano player, if he can’t even perform in front of his parents?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,436
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    424
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    Summary

    there's a sword at your throat.
    it doesn't take a genius to figure out what will happen next.

    or,

    the fists that break your ribs also want you to live.

     
    lifestealtober day 5 : friends

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    782
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    49
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    Hi my name is Clown Pierce Jester Penetrate Minecraft and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and obsidian eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like George Not Found (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to him but I wish I was because he's a major hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

    or

    what if i were an evil gothic emo murderer scene kid clown... and you were an also emo gothic scene kid branzycraft... and we both went to hogwarts.... and we kissed omg😳

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    20/44
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    853
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    What if Lifesteal Seasons 2 and 3 had gone differently? What if Mid had left M.O.B after a fight with Clown? What if she had left P.O.G in Season 3, too? What if it was Leowook that had died in the Cleansing instead of Mid? What if Zam had killed him off for good?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
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    His grin hurts his cheek, giddy, and he lifts an arm to access his inventory.

    Searing pain shoots through his entire right side.

    OR: the one in which parrot literally just has a shit time for 2k words (whumptober, day 4: hidden injury)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,998
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    97
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    ( A read out loud version of " Bethroned " by AnonymousCrab )

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    128
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    Spoke knows that Parrot will always be there for him when he needs him. He just needs to get there first.

    whumptober no. 4 Can't pass out

    Series
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    1,328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    77
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    “Are you Branzy?”

    “Depends on who’s asking.” Branzy responded cheerfully.

    “Clownpierce. I was told by Lady Ivory that you’re good with redstone and enchantments.” The man, Clownpierce, the Clownpierce, is standing in front of him.

    “Uh- Yep, I’m Branzy! I can—“

    Clown cut him off. “Great, come to my casino tomorrow morning.”

    or: the funhouse arc with a little spin

    Series
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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    210
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    Rekrap headed towards the mountain meeting spot, easily navigating over the snowy terrain. He hummed a tune under his breath.

    He had been lonely without a group- hopefully joining the No Pants People Party would help that. Even if it had a ridiculous name and an even more ridiculous goal.

    The creature adjusted his Steve mask, thumb swiping over the patch of dried blood that refused to wash out. Ever since his murder spree a few weeks ago, he had been on edge. He was terrified that Branzy would return, an army behind him and cold steel in his eyes, taking his final life as he spat out one last word: “monster.”

    He didn’t know what he would do if he was alone again.

    He didn’t want to know what he would do if he was alone again.

    -

    rekrap is willing to do anything to join a group. even kill.

    title from immortal by MARINA

    Series
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    Words:
    4,036
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    95
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    Summary

    Clown gets caught in a pitfall. He's not supposed to die like this.

    whumptober no 3. Impaled

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    756
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    81
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    Summary

    Branzy and Clownpierce's evening < 3

    ( a what - if )

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    112
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    164
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    Summary

    .... or SMP Fandom as history and archaeology.

    ( Personal Ramblings Mainly )

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    672
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    60

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