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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    'The skies were darkening now, and as the train whistled its intention to begin the slow chug toward London, Holmes turned his thoughts to his long-suffering companion, who had trudged behind him with an uncharacteristic gloom for most of the case. He had sat himself opposite Holmes, and had practically crawled into the very corner of their compartment, flush against the window.'
    A successful case, a happy Holmes, and a rather grumpy Watson... What could happen when the two of them have a first class train carriage all to themselves?

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    07 Feb 2026

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Aziraphale held out on having a telephone installed in the bookshop until 1921, mostly because Crowley kept badgering her about it, and Aziraphale was still feeling miffed about the fact that Crowley had slept through the telephone’s invention and a great many other things, as well.

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    02 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    Aziraphale receives a message that contains an invitation to a Beltane festival by an unknown sender, and she begrudging travels to a remote village in Ireland to investigate.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Coming to each other's aid and staying out of the way wasn't the only agreement Crowley and Aziraphale had. It began in Rome, and carried on for centuries. A smutty, slow burn romp through the ages.

    Written for the Good Omens Big Bang 2019.

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    31 Jan 2026