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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    “A Dear John letter!” Crowley was telling him, voice slurring. “Can you believe that? The nerve. Six-thoussssand years and that’s how it ends?”

    They’d moved to the sofa, Aziraphale’s pot tucked into the crook of Crowley’s arm as he sprawled across it with one leg up over the back cushions. Every so often a bit of good scotch splashed onto Aziraphale’s leaves. Not as enjoyable to drink as a plant, it turned out.

    [Another fill for the GO Kink Meme prompt: Aziraphale accidentally turns into a plant and Crowley adopts him.]

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    12 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    The world hasn't ended, and everything is fine. They're fine. It's terrifying. For once Aziraphale finds he's the one who can't leave well enough alone — who needs to talk about it.

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    12 Nov 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    Now in podfic form!

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    10 Nov 2019

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    Yes, angels were strong, but Crowley had never expected Aziraphale, guardian of the eastern gate and patron saint of good food and better wine, to be quite this strong.

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    05 Nov 2019

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    “Do you know what’s happening to me?” Aziraphale asked, his fingers gripping at his knees with the effort of not getting up off the stool and pressing the whole of his body against Crowley’s back. “Be truthful with me.”

    Crowley spun around. Ripping off his glasses, he threw them aside and set his hands to Aziraphale’s shoulders to look him straight in the eye. “You’re horny, angel. Straight up gagging for it, looking for a first-class ticket to pound town, horny.”

    “Well,” Aziraphale said slowly, and glanced down at his lap, “that explains the hard on.”

    tl;dr prophecy makes them do it

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    03 Nov 2019

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