mortydazzler
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- Rick and Morty (20)
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Jerry really loves his wife, but… he has a secret he's keeping from her.
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"Hold on, are you - are you into this?"
“I’m into getting compensated for my work, Rick,” Morty said, voice clipped.
“You are,” Rick breathed, fascinated. Morty fought the urge to fidget, knowing Rick would pull at this loose thread until the whole damn tapestry lay unraveled at his feet. “You can’t lie for shit, Morty. Not to me.”
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Rick, fresh from a sexual encounter with an alien, makes an offer that he won't let Morty refuse.
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"Show me what you got," prompted Rick, who was sitting criss-cross applesauce in front of him. Morty went through his stack of books, watching his grandfather's expression carefully. Rick liked when he picked science books, and Morty liked it when Rick smiled at him, told him he was special, just like Grandpa.
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A young Morty goes to the library with his grandpa.
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- Part 15 of r&m twitter threads
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"Rick,” he says weakly. It's about all he has the strength for, and Rick turns. His gaze isn't as intense, now, but Morty thinks he sees something flickering beneath the surface, a match quickly stubbed out before the flame can burn for real.
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Morty struggles to accept the realities of a life spent with Rick Sanchez. Rick tries to help, in his own fucked-up ways.
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"Well?" Rick said, sounding bored. "What'll I have to forgive you for this time, Morty, other than boring me to sleep and being the dumbest version of yourself on the central finite curve?"
Morty didn't know yet. He swiped his thumb back and forth across Rick's chest, then trailed it down to the hem of his shirt. He dipped his thumb under the thin material, scraping his nail lightly against the skin of Rick's abdomen. Rick shivered but said nothing. Morty was fascinated.
He was just so small.
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Morty accidentally shrinks Rick... and then has a bit of fun messing around with him.
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- Part 14 of r&m twitter threads
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Short oneshots that I originally wrote on Twitter.
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Top 3 Things to Not Do at Work by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
16 Jun 2026
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1. Do not abuse substances on the clock.
2. Do not jerk off in the restroom.
3. Do not jerk off in the hallway while watching your coworker jerk off in the restroom.
Pomni and Ragatha are really shitty employees.
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17 Jun 2026
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Your Rick snorts. “You wish. He’s—h-h-he’s a fucking Morty, not a trophy wife.”
But his cheeks are flushed. This time when Miami Rick smiles you could swear his teeth are just a little sharper than before. “Y por qué no los dos?”
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13 Jun 2026
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A week of fluffy Rick and Morty ficlets written for a prompt challenge. Ratings will vary by ficlet, going up to explicit.
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- English
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21 Sep 2025
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Rose has everything under control. All he needs to do is whatever she tells him.
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Bookmarked by mortydazzler
10 Feb 2025
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"WHAT IF DIRK/JAKE D/S WHERE JAKE TIES DIRK UP AND JUST TELLS HIM HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIM BECAUSE IT MAKES DIRK FLUSTERED AND THAT’S HOW HE DOMS HIM HE MAKES DIRK FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH FEELINGS I’M GOING TO FUCKING PASS OUT" - t34lbloods and sxiz, actual enablers
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- Part 1 of adoring, adored
Bookmarked by mortydazzler
09 Feb 2025