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    This is set after Girls like girls, like boys do. Nothing new! it could be close to the ending or a few months wway but! enjoy these lil gays!

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    Every time Elizabeth beams at Charlie, her heart flutters. It flutters when Elizabeth laughs. It's not her fault, Elizabeth is just too dang cute.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Elizabeth gets this weird feeling whenever charlie gives one of her snort laughs, or when she talks about how much she loves a certain thing. It's not her fault, Charlie is just too dang cute.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(A/N: yes i used halely kiyoko lyrics for the title its ultimate wlw hours)

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    When the ice melts, when the magic comes pouring back into the walls, breathing tremulous life into the castle, reversing the effects of the magical death of the grounds and its occupants, it meets the emptiness inside of her and she collapses.

    (Magic is an organic thing; it lives and breathes and grows at its own rate. It cannot be forced along, can only be nurtured or confined and repressed, and although it grows, although it regenerates, it cannot be manifested suddenly out of the aether. It’s fundamental magical theory, really.

    And it's for that reason Hecate lies, slack-jawed and frightfully pale, in the infirmary for five days before regaining even a whisper of consciousness.)

    Or, the magic at Cackle's takes some time to recover, and Hecate has some personal demons to battle in the meantime.

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    The Slipstream was more than tossing a dematerialized Lena around in time, it tore her into two. One was saved by Overwatch, but the other was kept unknown until recently.

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    Jello shot shenanigans. Nuff said.

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    International singing sensation Weiss Schnee has it all: fame, fortune, and a flawless appearance. That’s the problem; not all of her adoring fans have a healthy level of obsession with their idol. Her father and sister decide she needs a bodyguard: a woman who definitely won’t take advantage of Weiss. But the moment she sees Yang Xiao Long, she has doubts. Will this blonde with such incredible hair really be able to protect her?

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    17/?
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    After weeks away on business, Yuzu returns home to find out that she and Mei have a visitor. After accidentally waking, their guest, what follows is a series of conversations that have Yuzu and Mei reliving some of their most difficult moments as a couple while keeping their family grounded.

    This is a post story headcanon I came up with! Please enjoy.

    BEWARE SPOILERS INSIDE!

    Changing to an m rating so please bookmark, comment or what have you to keep you posted.

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    Vesta Laurits meets an angel in the town burger joint.

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    Angela starts working at a sex toy shop to make ends meet when she comes across a book that awakens a desire she never imagined laid dormant within her.

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    Ochako used to long for adventure. She also used to believe in Bigfoot. Those days are behind her, though, and she's given up on the prospect of getting out of her tiny town.
    Tsuyu used to feel safe. She also used to kiss her brother good morning whenever he woke up. Those days are behind her, but she wants them back.
    Together, they find adventure in the least expected way.

    in other news, a flesh woman and a fish woman fall in love

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    Seventeen years ago, Link and Zelda defeated Gannon and used the power of the Seven Sages to seal him away before traveling back through time to before his attack. Now a new evil rears its head and they must team with warriors from another world, including the stone cold bounty hunter Samus Aran. But even the Hunter has a gentler side, Zelda discovers.

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    Widowmaker believed herself to be an emotionless tool with no real reason for living, other than to carry out her missions for Talon, but after a mission to acquire a certain asset, she starts to feel human again, and is not sure how to proceed with her newfound emotions

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    *movie trailer voicover*
    In a world...
    where south park's best gays were born as girls, things are very different. Ok not really. Craig was born as Christine Tucker and Tweek was born as Tabitha Tweak, sadly the names don't stay changed for long, after a kindergarten teacher mistakes Christine for a boy, she earns the nickname Craig, and after Tabitha's parents are arrested for putting meth in their coffee, she only ever gets called that tweak that eventually it's become her permanent nickname, that she can't shake.
    The two were never close friends, but as they enter high school, things begin changing between them.

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    6/?
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    What if Sansa was chosen as Queen and decided to negotiate with Daenerys? My rendition of their first meeting.
    Daensa with hints of past Sansaery

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    meme queen: oh worm?

    toodles: perish

    meme queen: pewwish uwu

    sad thotty: how did this happen to me i’ve made my mistakes

    ben swolo: this is literally the worst

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    Kotori learns the hard way that you should never take advice from Honoka. But, if it lands her the most gorgeous woman she's ever met, can it really be counted as "bad" advice?

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    A Oneshot based off of my favorite moment from the ‘Zombie’ episode.
    While everyone else was freaking out about Chloe being a better person, Chloe’s mother, and Marinette almost being Akumatized, I was screaming ‘MY GAYBIES KISSED B L E S S’ into the sun and making the head cannon that they started making out like Ivan and Mylene. So yeah, this is a Oneshot based off of Rose kissing Juleka after being turned into a ‘Love Zombie’ in the bus. (Also am I the only one that got serious ‘The Joy’ from TAWOG vibes from this episode? No? Just me? Kaaaay)

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    Mira Lavellan has never had much luck in regards to, well, anything in her past, and is, subsequently, afraid of all things good. But when she sits on the tavern roof with Sera, she reminisces on her past, and thinks that, perhaps, good things don't always come with a price.

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    We've all noticed Kara likes to stare at Lena Luthor's chest. How much does she like her chest?

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    What if Glinda did get on Elphaba's broom? This story is a very long answer to a very short question. [Genfic mixed with fluff, Gelphie and more, T+, minor character death, novella]

    Language:
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    38,461
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    57
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    71
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    9
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