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    Jennie never expected to get both emotional support and lap dance from a stripper, but hey, the night’s been weird enough.

    Or: Jennie agrees to be the sober DD for Jisoo's 21st birthday, and a miscommunication changes the whole night

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    Elsa couldn’t deny it, even in the wizarding world, she wasn’t normal. Not by a long shot.

    Now in her fourth year at Hogwarts, things are taking an interesting and unexpected turn when she starts hearing a strange voice calling to her. Finding help from an unexpected source, she sets off to navigate this new and uncharted territory. What will she find when she accepts her destiny and travels into the unknown?

    (Set 15 years after Harry Potter series ends)

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    "I like watching people." Alex's eyebrows rose up and she blushed at the bluntness. "Not like that!" The redhead laughed, nudging her. "I, uh, I like… acting, I guess. And I learn a lot by looking at people and trying to pick up their habits and tics. It also means I learn more about who they are as a person, y'know? And, uh, you looked like you needed someone to talk to. Like, a friend."

    "Just a friend?" Alex asked, eyebrows still suspended high on her forehead.

    "No flirting, I promise," Alice said, then winked at her. "I'll be good."

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    It’s very difficult to keep the line between the past and the present. At least that’s how Hecate feels ever since relics of her past started showing up on her doorstep. A trunk full of her mother’s long forgotten journals appear only days before Pippa is to arrive at Cackle’s to attend a workshop on elemental magic.

    Try as she might to distract herself with the event, Hecate just can’t resist the onslaught of memories that always come rushing back whenever Pippa rears her pretty head. As their tumultuous relationship plays out in the past and present, Ada watches with an aching of her own, one that she has long suppressed but has never been able to escape.

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    Josie has been in love with Hope ever since they first met. What happens when Lizzie also develops a crush on Hope. Will their sisterly love win out in the end or will competing for the same girl tear them apart.

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    Joining the Shepherds was the last thing he expected he’d do. Correction, joining the Shepherds was the one thing he had no plans to do. Joining the Shepherds was not what Marth wanted to do.

    So why did he walk with them towards the capital? An AU where Lucina joins the Shepherds early.

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    “You need to come with me. Now.”

         She has panic in her eyes and tries to struggle against me but my grip stays firm on her wrist. She looks behind me and sees the angry man still after me. I start to pull her away and she follows. I never let go of her wrist and the brief thought that she looks more beautiful in person flashes through my mind. 
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    “Who are you and what do you want from me?"
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    Alix is a top agent in the UTC and Mary is a homeless girl from the 60's. What happens when Mary stumbles upon something she's not supposed to.

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    Imagine, Sylvanas thinks, how merciful my death would've been had a Lich Queen been chosen over a King. Jaina Proudmoore has no need of a Banshee. I would have been slain cleanly, as would all of Azeroth. Efficiently. 

    "A marriage of state," says Jaina. "A mutual surrender for a mutual victory."

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    Yohane was interesting and outgoing. She was special; a beautiful angel who was tossed from the heavens.

    Yoshiko was… not all that special. Not good with people, not confident, not standout in any way.

    She hated her reflection.

    She hated that when she saw it, she didn’t see dark feathery wings or corrupted halos. She only saw distant magenta eyes, and the unimportant girl they were attached to.


    (Alternatively titled: Riko and Yoshiko get gay until Yoshiko gets self love)

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    Peridot hated Lapis for as long as she could remember but now that they're forced to dorm together, Peridot finds herself giving Lapis lingering stares (she can't help that Lapis is so beautiful).

    She should have known that if you stare at someone long enough that person was bound to notice...

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    Since seeing her hero, Shiny Chariot, play Magical Burst for the Luna Nova Witches, it's been Akko's dream to play for the same team. Despite failing to meet any of the requirements for the team, the stars align, and Akko is uniquely positioned to be a great asset to the team. Unfortunately for her, an invitation to the Luna Nova team house is just the beginning of her journey to become a talented Magical Burst player.

    An LWA AU about a dumb made up MOBA. The game is an awkward mishmash of League of Legends and Dota 2 concepts. The Witches, predictably, are very gay.

    More pairings to be added to the tags as I decide on them.

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    She asked her girlfriend for a bedtime story.

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    Penelope has a thing for Josie, especially when she is wearing skirts. When Raf breaks up with Josie for being pansexual, Penelope sees her chance. Finally, at a party they have alone time. Will Penelope make a move?

    Pretty much Josie is the star of Penelope's wet dreams, and Penelope tries to make her dreams reality.

    Used to be a one-shot but now is a whole story. It will center around the development of Penelope letting her walls down for Josie and becoming a complete softie.

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    After sixteen years of van life with her religious hippie parents, homeschooled Azi is enrolled in public school for the first time.

    Nobody asked for a Mean Girls AU, so here it is!

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    Betty Rizzo no longer paid any mind to fireflies when they buzzed past her at night. No, she no longer cared for the insects, nor the color green, or the taste of beer. She wore tight clothing that showed just a little too much skin, and drove a car the flashiest shade of pink she could manage to find on the market. Despite that, she still couldn't help noticing Sandy's glow. Rizzo/Sandy

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    She was a Suicidal Robot with problems regarding feelings
    And she was a Psychotic Alien with issues confrontating her ex
    Could I make it more obvious?

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    Cloudscape has rocketed to the top of the charts, gaining fans from near and far. Long gone are the days of six underfed boys crammed into a 2 bedroom apartment. Now it's schedules in China, Korea, Japan, even the far off land of Europe. Their dreams are coming true.

    Except for Wei Wuxian's.

    His dream always feels just out of reach.

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    Case #002

    Even just being assigned to this case alone is a blessing large enough to sky rocket someone's reputation. Required to accompany a private investigator on a mission that hits far too close to home, Jasper Zahri thinks its a nightmare.

    Moving in with each other, hiding secrets, spending nearly every single minute awake together as they tackle down the largest criminal empire in the country, they both believe absolutely nothing outside of business will ever come out of their time as a pair. There's just one important thing they're forgetting.

    They are both exactly each other's type.

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    What do you want? The lack of warmth is killing me
    Are you here to distract me so desire is in vain?
    Or are you the one right out there who is going to love me?
    Who knows deep down I'm not like women should be?

    Every day's a little harder, as my hidden feelings grow
    Don't you know that you're the one who makes me long
    Loving a woman?

    Or
    When Elsa learns how to deepen and fix her connection with Ahtohallan, but doesn't expect herself to fall in love and long for a certain woman's warmth.

    Enjoy! <3

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    Six years after the Fall of Silvermoon, Alyna and Sylvanas struggle to accept what they have become, and what they are to each other, as they seek revenge against Arthas for what he has done to them. Femslash. Dark Ranger Series #3.

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