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    USER REQUEST: rose lalonde lipstick marking

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    English
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    353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    46
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    Sometimes, a first time is shared with someone you tolerate. In this case, Dave and Rose took it upon themselves to keep that tradition going. Or: it's all fun and games until Rose's is hung.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    336
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    130
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    And it is easy when you're older to figure out
    The things that do and do not work

     

     

    Miss Lalonde, the English teacher; a hopeless romantic that missed her shot for young love.
    Dave Strider, the English student; honestly, would settle for anything that wasn't boring.

    Written for a Drone Season prompt.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,350
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    114
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    “So, uh. Pretty fucking gay, huh?” you manage. 

    “Majorly. Fucking, homoerotic as shit,” he says, and leans closer.

    “Good kiss, though?”
     
    “Dude, it's us. We only do shit bad on purpose,”

     

    Dave asks Dave for a favor before he has to go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    251
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    Old habits die hard, and old attractions will only take you down with them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,072
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    364
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    Dave and Rose move to the west coast to get away from their problems and find some monsters. What they find instead are John and Jade.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,452
    Chapters:
    11/31
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    276
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3415
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    Dave and Rose are vampires who pick up Karkat one night and take him to an alley for a snack and sexy times. Non-con tag there because they don't tell him they're going to bite him and then hypnotise him into getting up and running.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,605
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    544
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    Facts about Mars:

    The atmosphere is primarily Carbon Dioxide, which is deadly!
    The temperature settles around -81 degrees Fahrenheit, also very deadly!
    Current population: 1 Botanist.

    This is the story of Jade Harley and how she survived on Mars.

    -----
    The Martian AU where Jade is trapped on Mars.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,771
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    300
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    A Dersite captain, turned mercenary and smuggler.
    A Dersite princess, sole survivor of a violent coup that took the Dersite throne.
    A former Prospitan duke's son, lost and presumed dead (but clearly isn't).
    A Prospitan mechanical genius, half-feral, and literally raised by wolves.

    A group of misfits, who find family with each other aboard a rickety old ship while traversing the stars and dodging bounty hunters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    272
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    If you can't beat your enemies in a way that's satisfying, you should absolutely bend space and time to imprison them as your horny little alien pets instead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,616
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    321
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    A gift to baffle your kismesis

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,087
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    78
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    Los reinos de Prospit y Derse habían sido bendecidos con dos pares de mellizos. Un varón y una dama para cada reino.
    A pesar de que esto abría la posibilidad de dos matrimonios concertados que cerrarían finalmente las brechas entre ambos reinos, los dirigentes no estaban interesados, pues habían persistirían los diversos prejuicios contra el reino vecino.
    Que si los Dersitanos hacían magia negra y se ponían en contacto con entidades del vacío, que si los Prospitanos eran unos paletos más bastos que un arao…
    Algunos tenían un poquito de verdad, para ser justos.

    O la historia de cuatro herederos que se ven envueltos en un lío por motivos del corazón
    (And if you're interested in an English version, hit me up with a comment!)

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    12,970
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    300
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    Dave Strider is jealous of his sister's cat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    319
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    When Dave decides he wants to buy a dick, he Rose and John head to the local sex shop to make a selection. The hard part is choosing his new toy. The easy part is the stress testing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,526
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    471
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    They might be planning to kill you or something, but you're so tired you don't care. You get in the car with them. It might just be your weakness for creepy death fangirls talking, but the goth chick is kinda cute.

     

    Sollux encounters manic pixie dream twins and has an evening of debauchery with them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    184
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    "I only want the best for him, you understand, to protect him and nurture him to his highest potential."

    Rose's belief in the greater good allows her to do anything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    339
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    The kingdoms of Prospit and Derse had been blessed with two pairs of twins, one in each kingdom, boy and girl.
    Although this opened the possibility of a double arranged marriage to unite the two, the kings and queens were against this idea, due to the prejudice deep in every villager’s mind.
    Be it so that the Dersitians practiced the dark majjyks and were in contact with evil spirits or that the Prospitians were bright enough to sow the land and nothing else.
    Some had a bit a truth in them, to be fair.

    Or the story of four heirs that find themselves involved in a conflict due to matters of the heart.
    (And if you’re interested in an English version... You’re here. The Spanish version has been around for a while now)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,011
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    371
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    Getting Dave Strider to top Rose Lalonde is an inherently ridiculous and unlikely scenario. Bringing it about requires an equally ridiculous and unlikely solution.

    Rose, of course, is equal to the challenge, and her plan is flawlessly conceived.

    In the execution, though, she misplaces one little detail of semantic linguistics - but, really, who can even keep these things straight when you and all your friends consist of multiple consciousnesses asleep and awake in various realms at different times? Anyone could be forgiven for forgetting precisely what the word 'awake' means at any given moment, right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,508
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    529
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    When Jade and Rose decide to combine a scientifically engineered rose specimen with the best of black magics to see what would happen, they wind up with more than they bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,564
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    932
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    TG: 
    TG: i cant believe this
    TG: i need a lighter 
    TG: nerd supreme just came with the reckoning

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,214
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    614

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