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    Rose and Dave try to one-up each other in who can get the other off without waking them up. cue dave sneaking up on his sis.

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    1/1
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    just me practicing writing pesterlogs. i accept prompts, and i'll write literally any pair imaginable. sure, i might not like it, but i'll like it. if i fuck up, please just assume my brain cells fled my head

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    538
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    27
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    Rose and Dave have never told the truth, ever.

    Language:
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    517
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    76
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    You thread his white-blond strands between your fingers, straw spun into gold - his hair is so fine, you want to make it into thread and knit it into an awful, hideous, embarrassing, utterly warm, comfortable sweater that you could put on and never have to take off. You run your nails across his scalp like he’s a troll and you’re reaching for his hot buttons.

    “I want to wear you like a sweater,” you slur into his face.

    It’s very possible that that sounded a lot more dramatic and passionate inside your fevered, still-half-dreaming head.

    Series
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    English
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    2,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    165
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    The kingdoms of Prospit and Derse had been blessed with two pairs of twins, one in each kingdom, boy and girl.
    Although this opened the possibility of a double arranged marriage to unite the two, the kings and queens were against this idea, due to the prejudice deep in every villager’s mind.
    Be it so that the Dersitians practiced the dark majjyks and were in contact with evil spirits or that the Prospitians were bright enough to sow the land and nothing else.
    Some had a bit a truth in them, to be fair.

    Or the story of four heirs that find themselves involved in a conflict due to matters of the heart.
    (And if you’re interested in an English version... You’re here. The Spanish version has been around for a while now)

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    English
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    1,875
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    108
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    DAVE: ok when
    DAVE: tonight?
    ROSE: I have plans tonight. How about tomorrow.
    DAVE: plans
    DAVE: what plans
    ROSE: Just some plans.
    DAVE: can i come

    Language:
    English
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    582
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    147
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    a drabble in dersecest

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    325
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    78
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    Staring up at the slowly breaking reality around her, Rose finds herself contemplating nothing and no one. Even with the now dull roar of eternal grimdark possession still enveloping her mind and form, there is somehow a sense of peace to finally seeing the End of her perceived reality.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,888
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    218
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    'To keep it interesting,' you had said, 'only I and the one with the toy will know when. And the one with the toy will have to keep it a secret for as long as possible.' You had given them a look that allowed you to leave the ‘or else’ unspoken.

    Rose has convinced her lovers to let her get them off secretly in front of each other.

    What they don't know is that all three of them will be wearing sex toys, with her holding the various remotes to see who will crack first.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,132
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1079
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    Rose is finally at college, living the dream -- except her dream is still nightmarish. Good thing Dave is there to keep her sane.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,335
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
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    Normally an evening alone on his balcony is uneventful, except this time Dave gets more than he bargained for when Rose and Kanaya start canoodling below. Listening to them fuck is hot enough, but nothing compared to when his paradox-sister-and-sometimes-lover relieves herself off of the balcony. Rose catches Dave watching, and she turns out to be happy to share her warm and wet fetish with him - or even better, happy to put herself in the middle and have some watersports fun and hot sex with both of her favorite partners at once.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,304
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2183
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    John, Rose, Jade, and Dave summon a demon "for the lols."
    It works.
    At least he's cute?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    812
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    413
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    unbeknownst to a great rapper turned director, a lone listener has been meticulously deconstructing his music. after a fan alerts him, he can't help but fall in deep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,122
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    38
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    Dave and Rose are not like other children. Growing up is hard, and lonely, and nobody (else) understands.

    A stand-alone prequel to my fill for Drone Season 2018.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,033
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    338
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    Life on Earth C has been peaceful and bland as usual. With Kanaya gone for the week visiting Karkat, Rose finds herself thinking of the most debauched things she could do, and Dave is stuck right in the middle of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,300
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    537
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    Dave has an anxiety disorder. Jade, one of his partners, is a scientific genius with a knowledge of plants, who very kindly has made him a variety of herb-based tea blends for when he wants a break from day-to-day anxiety but it's not bad enough for his actual prescription meds.

    One of the blends has a mild aphrodisiac in it. For when he wants a break from anxiety and also wants to get his brains fucked out for the night.

    Tonight is one of those nights, and despite the rigors of polyamorous scheduling, everyone is going to be there to help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,864
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    578
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    Dave would be more bothered about being woken up to an angry mother if she wasn't so hot. The sooner they can get their kids sorted out, the sooner they can ... flirt awkwardly and do nothing about it probably.
    (eventual smut I promise)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,025
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    192
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    The Striders steal all the cookies at the family reunion, in addition to another valuable. Gratuitous Derse foursome.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,755
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    397
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    Rose Lalonde has had far too many Hollywood directors contact her about adapting her book series. Also, damn, Dave Strider looks pretty good wielding a broken bottle. Figures the first meeting between such artistic giants would end in a bang.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,468
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    128
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    It never stopped being exhilarating to have a god tremble from a few simple touches. Just for her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,714
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    487

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