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    In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once.

    Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.

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    Dave and Rose both want the same thing. Too bad they suck at communication. Little do they know, Jade and John are having the same conversation, a million miles away.

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    After defeating the ultimate final boss, an ending screen is seen across the sky. The world is torn apart, chunks of code and flesh mixing until the universe has been created anew. What now?

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    With only 4 hours before Rose's birthday party is a go, Vriska Serket has no cake ready and no present to give her human girlfriend. Thankfully, she has two more matesprits more than willing to step in and help- if she can manage to swallow her pride, that is!

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    one year in the lives of john and dave and rose and jade. told in milestones.

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    His whole life, Dave has been making mixtapes to banish his feelings - and ever since he's known him, those mixtapes have been about Karkat. But, with them being childhood friends, it's not meant to be, and Dave is content hiding away his music.

    Then, of course, Karkat stumbles across all of the tapes, and shit hits the fan.

    For my boyfriend.

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    They came to the most isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken little family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society where time doesn’t merely seem to have stopped, but majestically slid backwards a few hundred years. And then there’s that neighboring colony of aggressive aliens to deal with.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, the trolls agree to participate in a time-honored tradition among humans, both sides believing that they will have the upper hand. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose suddenly have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their positions.
    While balancing atop some very touchy political tension and trying to outpace their tangled mess of a past, adapting to their new lives - to their new spouses - doesn’t look like it’s going to be easy.

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    Derse princess Rose Lalonde is married off to the Prospitian prince John against her will. Steeling herself against the inevitability of politics, Rose does her best to make the best of the terrible situation. Her newly found friend Jade with her lowblood friends along with the pretty Alternian seamstress-in-training make life a little more bearable, but an unseen catastrophe tears her carefully constructed comfort zone apart.

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    You and your friends decided to play a game for your birthday. Now the game is lost, your timeline is doomed, and you don't know why.
    What do you do?

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    Karkat Vantas has just discovered he's a demigod. Now he must find a way to fit in at a camp he doesn't really feel like he belongs to. Then again, this may not be as bad as he thinks, there is that annoying but cute boy here...

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    A series of one-shots set in the same story
    like it's not a story because it doesn't have a plot
    but like
    gosh its hard to explain but if you're looking for an easy read this is the story for you

    But anyways
    They all grow into their respected aspects
    and although they won
    they just don't know what to expect

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    “Dave, I’m an ectobiologically conceived clone made for a highly specific purpose that my creators refuse to disclose to me, and tonight I’m going to associate with people outside of the only three people in the world who seem to understand the reality of that situation,” You say. “And worse, I’m a lesbian about to play dungeons and dragons with a pretty girl. Of course I’m nervous.”

    “Yeah, that sounds about right.” Dave says. “You wouldn’t be Rose Lalonde if you weren’t a fucking mess.”

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    In which the Kids and the Trolls go to the prestigious boarding school Skaia Academy, but none of them actually deserve being in the Academy. Hell, half of the squad cheated on the exams. Now that all of the kids have formed the official 'Diseased Bulge Fondler Squad' (at least, that's what Karkat called it) the fun times can really begin!

    Also, I added my OC (Megan Argentum) into this, but she doesn't really play that big of a part. This story is told from switching third person perspectives. Although this is meant to be comedic, this will have some more serious chapters.

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    Alt Title: Maybe I'd stop bugging you if you gave me what I want.

    Rose doesn't understand what it means to be a kismesis, and she sure as hell doesn't understand the feelings that Terezi is stoking. Terezi understands all of it fully, and intends to make short work of Lalonde's hesitations.

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    This is a story about stories, and about what happens to the characters caught between the pages when their story ends. There are a lot of places it could start. It can start with four children tumbling into worlds that aren’t their own. It could start with those four children finding their way back home and learning to pick up the pieces. It could start with an old woman with a bit of Nonsense left in her step restoring a large house in the country and painting elegant letters onto a sign. Or, it could start with a frightened girl running away and ending up in the place where all stories start.

    But for this telling, the story begins on a blustery April day, when Rose Lalonde dodged out of the way as three figures plummeted out of the sky and landed in a heap on the lawn of Jane Egbert’s Home for Wayward Children.

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    11/?
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    Karkat is starting his senior year of highschool and meets one of his soulmates, Dave Strider.

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    Eridan was just doing his job as the Orphaner. It was like every other night. Except now he has a small oliveblood grub in his hive. How in the world did it come to this? Well, it's a long, but actually really short, story.

    basically in which i do a thing ive been thinking about even though theres two other works for me to update.

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    “No one tells you it’s all about to change, to be taken away. There’s no proximity alert, no indication that you’re standing on the precipice. And maybe that’s what makes tragedy so tragic. Not just what happens, but how it happens: a sucker punch that comes at you out of nowhere, when you’re least expecting it. No time to flinch or brace.”
    ― Blake Crouch, Dark Matter

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    38/?
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