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    They had did it, they had won... so why don't the other's remember? Why are they back on earth with their powers? What the hell is going on?

    John, Dave, Jake, Roxy and Karkat are the only ones who remember the game. That and their powers are still with them and they seem to be in another goddamn universe, so many things are different. They have families now that don't know anything about the game, Dave having to deal with two brothers at the same time now and John dealing having his dad back things are hard for the 5 of them and watch them try to live a somewhat normal life.

    However it seems that their fighting days aren't over as the Condesce keeps sending drones and imps keep appearing! So they form a secret group that will try their hardest to keep Earth safe!

    But the Condesce is coming and their friends and family become more and more suspicious, oh how their lives are soo complicated!

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    Your name is JOHN SHEPPARD.

    You're about to do something either incredibly stupid or incredibly brave...

    No. You're pretty sure that you know exactly what kind of boneheaded move this is.

    "This Is Stupid!"

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    "I said, fine. Fucking fine. You get me. You get to have me for one week, and you can spend that time with me however you fucking want, as long as you don't actively try to overtake my power or pull a fucking fast one on me, dickhead."

    You thought it over for a moment. A whole week with this guy. Whatever you wanted. Of course, the first things that flashed through your head were a variety of cheesy sexual fantasies.
    But then again, did you really want that?

    Honestly, you really didn't want just one week.

    "Fine.

    "But-" His smile was put on hold. "- if you decide you like me, you have to stay with me."

    He seemed so fucking skeptical, but generally pleased with this arrangement. Yeah, getting the Devil himself to like you in a week might be a suicide mission, but you felt something here. For a man.

    You can totally make Satan fall ass over horns in a week.

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    This might be, had you ever grazed a text about addiction, something that might be called a bottom. Maybe not rock bottom, but enough of a sacrifice to your general set of sensibilities and morals that a particularly sensitive person could begin to see a problem with their lifestyle. Enough of a shock to be a wakeup call for someone still invested in their own life. You might be aware of the concept if, freshly thrust into the world of double-digit ages, you watched your mother’s ability to care for you decline and began searching for ways to understand her. To care for her, potentially, if you had to see her decline beneath her own standards. If the “functioning” ever dropped off from before the rest of her descriptors. If you were wide-eyed, optimisitic and trusting enough to believe alcoholic adult men you’d never met to understand your mother better than you could.

    But, of course, none of that could be the case. You know yourself as someone who would never allow herself to be that vulnerable, so that couldn’t have happened.

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    Post-retcon Rosemary dealing with Rose's alcoholism.

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    "Believe it or not, you don't have everything figured out. I've been up to my ass in your philosophical duality schtick long enough to know that it's bs. There’s way, way more gray to the game than the chess dudes make it out to be.

    ... What I'm saying is it doesn't have to be black or white. Do you want more ironic metaphors to get the gears turning? 'Cause-"

    "No; they're turning. It just sits worse than a sugar-coated steak."

    "Hey, no one said you *had* to eat that shit."

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    Adapted from a Cherubplay RP with Nobody's Daveorite/Dripstone.

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    "I've just spent a lot of time in my own head. Maybe absolute self-absorption is the inevitable outcome, when the self is all you've ever known. When you're drowning in it." Dirk says with a soft, almost belligerent sigh. The sunlight in the distance casts its hues, orange light filtered through a purple daydream in the distance, through the slitted curtains of his studio, an array of parts scattered about a workbench. The room looks like a tornado had hit it several times, consecutively, scattered swords, most of which are sheathed, various blu-rays, anime figurines, and manga tossed about. Nearby, two robots engage in a quiet, non-relevant rap battle.

    "I know there's plenty of things that suck about me. No point feigning humility about the things that don't."

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    "She be usin’ you guys in a way you ain't designed for is what I'm sayin, especially shower days. Twice every week, if ya catch my drift."

    "....It really depends on who they're gonna fuck with. In a literal sense. Y'all are her sex toys."

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    John Egbert got back up.

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    A Gamzee-centered series of drabbles based around the 255 "highs" listed in The Book of Highs by Edward Rosenfeld.

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    Dave Strider is a vampire, and he also happens to be the subject of a crush by a certain Karkat Vantas. When the first man flees the scene of infatuation, the second enlists the help of his best friend to track down this mysterious creature of the night. Considering that Dave lives with his sister, and that Karkat's dear friend is very, very much in love with women, it's obvious that this entire affair will obviously go off without a hitch. Right? Totally right.

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    On the REAL Earth C, Rose Lalonde has given herself a new task! A new, greater challenge than she's ever undertaken before!
    She's going to be Caliborn's therapist. While he's in a garbage robot body to prevent murders. And he may possibly have written the Epilogue thing that somehow ended up on the main website of some kind of outeruniversal fictionalization of the lives of those who played SBURB.
    Oops.

    But, hey, most therapy has a rocky start! Probably.
    She's never actually therapized anything that isn't a cat before. Therapied? Whatever.

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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    dork gets punched in the face

    thats really all there is to say on the matter
    (spoiper: character death is also dirk)

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    One may think that being a God would mean you have an image to uphold.
    If that image is being a cryptic bunch of emotionally damaged assholes who end up having tumblr blogs dedicated to weird sightings of them (essentially every sighting), then the Gods of Earth C are doing something right.

    In which the kids are still just kids trying to cope and they're still not entirely enamoured with being worshipped, but are fucking memes all the same.

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    Rose Lalonde has been receiving anonymous gifts and donations for three years from a sender who dubs himself 'Doc Scratch', and after deleting another cheque, she finally gets a message.

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    Rose Lalonde has come to Kanaya Maryam's doorstep far too many times, wet, in tears, and always with one common theme: Men are awful, and she hates having to date them. Of course, she doesn't have to, but she doesn't realize that yet. Kanaya, horribly in love with Rose, is too scared to do anything but watch as Rose continues on this self destructive spiral.

    Until one night, Rose decides that maybe love isn't for her.

    They then make a mistake.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? They're filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    Updated: Irregularly

    Rewritten by: Miracle_Novelist and DragonCakie

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    Jake English is a maid at the Imperial Palace of Emperor Caliborn. Dirk Strider is a prized concubine of Caliborn. Will their liking for one another create difficulty for one another?

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    Karkat is a humble rancher who lives on the edge of a kingdom town. One day, during his daily routine, he meets a Knight.

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medieval AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships.
    UPDATES EVERY OTHER WEEKEND BUT PLEASE IGNORE THE TYPOS AND MISTAKES :p

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