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    Hal intercepts an email meant for D and convinces Dirk to help him act on it. This isn't really quite legal, but hey, it's morally right!

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    Your name is JOHN SHEPPARD.

    You're about to do something either incredibly stupid or incredibly brave...

    No. You're pretty sure that you know exactly what kind of boneheaded move this is.

    "This Is Stupid!"

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    52/?
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    He wasn't going to care, Dave told himself. Not a single fuck would be given about the stoner clown. That was until said stoner clown took a fucking bite out of a shitty high school elite.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
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    215
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    25
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    “I’m simply saying that social groups can often form on the random, at the hands of fate or any odd similarities people may have.”
    Your name is Dave Strider, and you’ve just found yourself knotted up in a mess of kids with nothing in common, who seem to mean the world to each other. Weird.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and good god, do you hate this son of a bitch. What does he think he’s doing, getting involved in other people’s business?

    You are the reader. You are about to hear a story about that stupid emotion called “friendship”, unlikely love, family, and every other hurdle that these kids have to overcome in their freshman year of highschool.

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    4/?
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    8
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    11
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    1
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    Thomas Hope Strider-Vantas has a normal life. Somewhat normal family and a normal house. Everything was great. He was turning fourteen today but after a slight insult at his 14th birthday party and wandering into old attics he gets sent to another universe. Just how normal can you get?

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    11/?
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    A collection of most of my Homestuck & Hiveswap oneshots!

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    2/?
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    2
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    4
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    2
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    59
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    This might be, had you ever grazed a text about addiction, something that might be called a bottom. Maybe not rock bottom, but enough of a sacrifice to your general set of sensibilities and morals that a particularly sensitive person could begin to see a problem with their lifestyle. Enough of a shock to be a wakeup call for someone still invested in their own life. You might be aware of the concept if, freshly thrust into the world of double-digit ages, you watched your mother’s ability to care for you decline and began searching for ways to understand her. To care for her, potentially, if you had to see her decline beneath her own standards. If the “functioning” ever dropped off from before the rest of her descriptors. If you were wide-eyed, optimisitic and trusting enough to believe alcoholic adult men you’d never met to understand your mother better than you could.

    But, of course, none of that could be the case. You know yourself as someone who would never allow herself to be that vulnerable, so that couldn’t have happened.

    --

    Post-retcon Rosemary dealing with Rose's alcoholism.

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    13/?
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    10
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    The following fanfiction contains course language, and due to its content, should not be read by anyone.

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    20/?
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    2
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    Dirk Strider, handsome, talented, well liked, goes missing for a few days. When he shows up unexpectedly with his memory completely wiped. Everyone realizes that there is a much darker, deeper story than they are being told. Secrets so desperately needing to be uncovered will show it's true ugly form

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    1/?
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    Want to take my own jab for a fix it/rewrite Homestuck. There are certain parts I am not too fond of, mainly stuff after Act 5 Act 2 and onwards. Feel free to disagree if you thought the canon progress went well or not. This is somewhat to personally vent ideas talked among with friends about it. They could do it better than me once they have the time. As well as any others who would be interested to make their own spin.

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    1/?
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    2
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    This is an accessible version of the fan comic TLC stuck: Double Death of the Author on MS Paint Fan Adventures, which provides an alternate ending following the Game Over versions of the characters. Panels have been described, and text has been altered to make it more screen reader friendly.

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    66,238
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    323
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    Basicly like Only One Shot but with homestuck.

    -*Requests: OPEN*-

     

    Alternatively Titled: Let’s Fill Some Buckets

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    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    114
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    119
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    The first thing that Kanaya notices as she wakes up is that something is off. It's not the blue-tinted seed covering her body, nor is it the moans of her girlfriend being used by their roommate -- those are normal. Before she can figure out what's wrong, she has a morning routine to follow. Things sure have been weirder since Vriska moved in. Anonymous commission.

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    Karkat Vantas: college freshman, human disaster, Esperanto advocate. Karkat has a burning passion, and it is the language Esperanto. In the beginning of his freshman year, he decides to start a club for people interested in learning the language, but saying that his efforts pay off well would be a bit of an exaggeration. But not only is he struggling with his club, but another student keeps following him around the college campus, harassing him, making his life hell. And to be frank, Karkat does not know how much he can take before he snaps.

    You ever wanted to read an educational fanfic? Well, now's your chance. There will be a few short dialogues in Esperanto, but they will be easy to understand, will not be that important to the story, and I will provide translations in the Notes at the end of each chapter.

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    38,218
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    89
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    92
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    As expected, our protagonist, JAKE ENGLISH, woke up at nine, got dressed into his usual green t-shirt and jean shorts, then walked out into the kitchen to get something for breakfast, as he was starving from his lack of dinner last night.

    Everything was just how he expected it, except for the little surprise waiting for him on the kitchen counter.

    Sitting on the counter was a tall, lanky figure, who looked like a modernized prince. He bore a dark pink cape, held around his neck by a heart-shaped brooch that had the outline on one side, the other filled with the shiny gold material. He also wore a thin, but authentic crown, and earrings that were a slightly lighter color than his cape, shirt, and pants. His ginger hair was also spiked up in a way that shouldn’t be possible, nonetheless done in the era he appeared to be from. Settled on his right eyebrow was a silver ring, with two small distanced metal balls protruding a few centimeters below his bottom lip.

    The male looked up from the counter and smiled innocently. “There you are, I was wondering when you were going to wake up!”

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    13/?
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    Dave quickly turned back to Karkat, grabbing a wine glass and holding it loosely by his side. It was empty, and there didn't seem to be any drinks except for unopened bottles of wine.

    What kind of weird ass party was this?

    "Uh- do you need me here for anything else, because I gotta do some fuckin'-"

    "Yeah, I do, actually," Dave interrupted him quickly, nodding and shifting the position of his feet. "We're actually still missing one key part of the meal."

    "Oh- well, I can probably help with that sorta shit." Karkat nodded, tugging at his bowtie.

    A wide, strangely predatory grin spread across Dave's face. "Yeah, you sure can, darlin'."

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    Jade and Rose attempt to experiment with troll sex, and Aradia is more than willing to be their subject. The two humans quickly find themselves falling victim to one of the darker aspects of troll biology: their precum serves as an aphrodisiac for humans. Commission for Phos-Mos.

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    1/1
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    5
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    In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once.

    Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.

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    English
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    463,441
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    509
    Kudos:
    673
    Bookmarks:
    93
    Hits:
    7296
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    Karkat Vantas has just taken up a last-minute summer job as a nanny for his friends’ two sweet but rambunctious kids. When a heatwave strikes, Karkat’s forced to think of a way to entertain them that isn’t just taking them to the pool all day, and the library seems like a good air conditioned place to take two little kids.

    There, Karkat meets Dave Strider, the children’s librarian with a love for kids and a guitar. Karkat starts taking the kids there every time there’s a sing-a-long.

    Karkat sure doesn’t expect to fall for the hot librarian with a voice like honey. Dave has to learn to stop thinking about a stupidly handsome nanny while he’s trying to sing.

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    English
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    21,778
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2187
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    Basically a Voltron and Homestuck crossover, because I can

    Anyway, Rose, Dave, Karkat and the Mayor end up on Arus because of Terezi and Vriska messing with a transportalizer.

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    27,921
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    20
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    1289

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