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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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    “Farewell, my old friend. Whatever comes, I and mine will not go like lambs to the slaughter — but like tigers!”

     

    Growing up isn’t easy. Even less so when adolescence brings on a whole new slew of issues, like, say... a venemous touch? Falling through floors? Wall climbing, zapping from one place to another. Dog Ears?

    Kanaya wants to be able to hold her girlfriend's hand. Roxy wants to make her teachers, friends and family proud. Nepeta just wants a place where she and her best friend can be safe.

    Is that too fucking much to ask?

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    4/?
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    John is bored with the quiet life as a stable hand at Gerudo Canyon Stable. But one day, he spots a Sheikah passed out in the desert. Bringing him back to the stable and saving his life in the process, John discovers that the Sheikah, Dave, has a very important message to deliver to Impa, the Sheikah elder.
    And so John begins a journey with the injured Dave to Kakariko Village so that Dave can deliver his secret information...

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    Sorry, none of this is Yaoi, incest, Yuri, or smut in general. It's all parental spankings.

    Eddsworld

    Homestuck

    Hetalia

    Yu-Gi-Oh

    Undertale

    Fullmetal Alchemist

    Legend of Zelda

    Supernatural

    FNaF

    Batman

    The Avengers

    Camp Camp

    Look inside for more fandoms. I'm too lazy to list them all right here.

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    25/?
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    "The Internet has become both a boon and a curse for teenagers."
    - J. K. Rowling

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    3/?
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    3
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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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    3/?
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    1
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    Rose obsesses, Kanaya worries, and friends have gone missing without explanation.

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    The zombie apocalypse has struck Earth - a planet filled with not only humans, but trolls; from Alternia, and carapacians; from Derse and Prospit. A group of twelve trolls, eight humans, and four carapacians fight for their lives as zombies flood each and every corner, and they must work to survive the hoards. Unlikely pairings spring from to and fro, and as despair shoots from every end of their valley and their last tendril of hope shrivels up to dust, they are shown a new path - one to ensure freedom and rest at last.

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    Anubis is at the front door in one Galaxy, and Lord English is waiting mysteriously to make his appearance in another.

    To add onto all of that, Alternia's Moons are in a decaying orbit, and there are insane clowns everywhere in both galaxies... some just refuse to wear makeup.

    The year will be 1999, and the Y2K bug is the least of anyone's concerns.

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    54/?
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    Kanaya Maryam has returned from a straight camp and is determined to show that she has changed, when she enters Alternia high and meets a young, pleasant yet snarky girl, everything changes for her.

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    6/?
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    Vriska wants revenge against Terezi for flaming her ZoSan fanfiction. Terezi seems to be completely unaware of Vriska's rage, or maybe she isn't? Whatever it is, Vriska is only getting angrier.

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    2/?
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    Dirk, the ghost living in Jake's house, is slowly growing more and more... well, ghostly. Jake goes on a wild goose chase to help him stay.

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    4/13
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    The kids have won the game. Lord English, as far as they can tell, is no more threat to them, if he still exists. They've been put into a world where humans, trolls and carapacians live together. Together, they're learning about the brave new world they've been thrust into, and about each other.

    This started as a shameless fluff series. There's still lots of that, but there seems to be a bit of a story starting to form here ...

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    28/?
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    8
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    The world is at peace. The trolls have ended up on Human Earth. When Sollux and Eridan bear twin grubs and Kanaya, Eridan's kismisis, destroys her own relationship with Rose Lalonde, what will the future bring the two grubs that everyone has known to love?

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    4/?
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    After dozing off in the land of the living, Karkat finds himself very briefly running into Nepeta in the dreamworld - The first time he'd seen her since her death. Their meeting awakens a myriad of different emotions in Karkat that he didn't even realize he was even feeling. The more they meet, the more detached Karkat becomes from the waking world, to Nepeta's chagrin.

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    Comments:
    6
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    just a bunch of sadstuck/not sadstuck stories, most of them are short af

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    yeah i just love these girls a lot lol

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    6
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    I've been waiting for someone
    To find me and become a part of me
    I've been waiting for you to come here
    And kill me and set me free
    I've been waiting for...

    Blood flavor is so metallic
    Its smell makes me go fanatic
    Texture that I find in you
    Is as thick as viscous glue

    My senses have become so keen
    With all I touch and all I see
    There's an iron smell
    Of blood in the air
    And now I see it everywhere
    _

    "What the hell are you?" You finally spoke, croaking out each syllable almost painfully with how dry your throat was.

    His grin only widened, slowly sitting up, hand still gripping your arm. "I might just have to eat you instead."

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    (COLLEGE HUMANSTUCK AU)

    SBURB was a dream.

    no trolls.
    no pesterchum.
    no god tiers.
    no evil.
    No lord English.
    No condescension.
    no prospit or derse.
    no buckets.

    it was all just a dream.

    but today is everyone's first year of college and it all feels like deja vu when they pass by each other in the hallways.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
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    7
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    1
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    94

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