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    Its another long dull day in the meteor and Kanaya and Rose just want to hang out with their friends the scourge sisters, despite what hormonal havoc the broken matriorb has done to their bodies and minds. But when Rose sees just how the new season has affected her fellow Seer, Rose starts to have very different ideas on how the 4 can have a good time.

    Made with ask-cocknaya.

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    The world keeps turning despite what you might think.

    Family is what you make it. Whether you're a Strider, a Lalonde, an Egbert, or an English. The best thing about being Dave is that your family is always there when you need them, even if that extended and found family does include all your friends.

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    Following her mother’s death, Rose returns to her childhood home. She is alone on her roof one evening watching a meteor shower, when something made of metal crashes in to the forest behind her house.

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    A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, Sunday October 25th, has been on this boy’s mind since he got a pesterchum message on Monday asking him to dinner with friends. His friend’s brother recently got into the restaurant business and both of them asked him and two young ladies to hang out tonight. This young man is none other than John Egbert, currently stretching a blue knitted sweater over his recently combed hair.

    Basically a joke I took way too far.

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    PLOT SUMMARY:

    War never changes. The Year is A.S. 0038, and war has come to the Medium System once again. Now, only the prototype Mobile Suits known as Gundams serve as the only hope to keep this local conflict from exploding into neighboring solar systems.

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    META SUMMARY:

    In which the cast of Homestuck make their own Gundam fan series.

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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    19/?
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    Jaspers was generally not the kind of animal that abhorred the rain.

    298/365

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    Vriska got a little vrisky with a shitty oc i made when I was eleven, and now the edgiest horrible dragontroll hybrid is out and about with an obnoxiously colored troll and a gaggle of canon characters who don’t want to be there fight against gamers in their accidentally created society. A (superior, because I made it and I am totally a god among men) alternative to the Epilogues and Homestuck^2

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    It's a long journey to a reality that holds all that matters, and Vriska Serket is starting to grow tired of marinating in total narrative irrelevance.

    Post-Candy. A story about how a regime falls, how a hostile narrative is survived, and how the existentially unimportant may be the most valuable of all.

    Act 2 of the Omelette Route. Can be read as a standalone.

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    Karkat Vantas' firm rule of forbidding trolls and humans from getting rather too comfortable with each other stays unswerved on the meteor, and Rose and Kanaya never realized just how bothering it was to them.

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    Feferi was bored, and it was close to the summer holidays. So she did what any daughter of a multimillionaire would do. She invited all of her 11 friends to her beach house to spend the holidays there!

    Shenanigans, swimming, romance, oh my! What wacky antics are going to take place?
    Find out more inside!

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.

    You are the proud owner of a small but quaint local children’s bookstore called Bookbound, which you have run your entire life. But across and down the street, threatening to put you out of business for good, is the construction site for another installment in a long chain of super bookstores owned by the enigmatic Strider brothers and co. You are adamantly convinced you hate the people behind the Strider’s Puppets and Pages bookstore, whoever these assholes are.

    Your name is carcinoGeneticist, and you have a mysterious internet penpal, who you have spoken with everyday since you met him in a chatroom almost two weeks ago. He goes by turntechGodhead, and despite not knowing his name or face, you can’t help but eagerly look forward to talking to him. The two of you share rules: no personal information, no business talk, no names. But you think the anonymity adds a certain charm to it all. Sure, you don’t know who he is, but you know he’s funny and charming, and incredibly kind. You’re convinced you’re in love with him, whoever he is.

    And then one day he suggests the two of you should finally meet.

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    kiss women

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    Rose stared at the crackling fire with an inimitable degree of spite burning in her chest.

    296/365

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.
    Basically it's a rambling, never ending DaveKat roller coaster in which I pretend there's some real plot behind it all. It's a story where two boys fall in love and they just keep on living and loving together. That's it. That's the whole fic.

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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military industrial complex or the prison industrial complex? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and this is not your first apocalypse, but you can't say that you are pleased to see Earth C fall apart. You are even less pleased to find that you are, somehow, now on Alternia.

    Your world is gone. Your friends are gone. Your husband is gone.

    But you have your sister, and a bunch of cool swords. You are going to fix this.

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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    You are beginning to suspect your closest online friend might be that little shithead that hates your guts, Karkat Vantas. And you have no fucking idea how to even begin to process that.

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