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Misadventures of Creeper Socks and Tea Boy by envoyea
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
22 Jun 2026
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(206) 342-8631: fuck...i'm sorry..
(717) 550-1675: Who is this?
(206) 342-8631: shit wrong number. ignore me
(717) 550-1675: Too late. Already saw it. What’d you do?
OR Patrochilles texting AU
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The Case of Missing Flight 1A by envoyea
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Jun 2026
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"Great," Sero drawled from where he was draped over a piece of wreckage like a discarded jacket, his arm dangling limply toward the sand.
"So we've got a criminal, five certified nutjobs, whatever the hell just screamed in the jungle, the pilots are MIA, and we're all crash-landed in the middle of 'fucking nowhere'."
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Slow burn bkdk and togachako MHA modern AU where they're crashlanded in a plane.
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In which renowned Professor Achilles decides to finally listen to his husband and hire two interns: Briseis and Antilochus.
While they are consigned to doing tedious labwork (that Achilles couldn’t be bothered to do) and have to deal with his constant temper tantrums, the two interns discover there is a mysterious person that Professor Achilles keeps slinking off with during lunch.
But wait... didn't Achilles mention he had a wife... or not... well either way Briseis is determined to get to the bottom of this. She's dealt with too much trouble being Achille's intern to not expose him.
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Scream (beneath your blade) by envoyea
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), Scream (Movies)
31 Oct 2025
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No one understood Achilles better than Patroclus. And no one got under Patroclus' skin like Achilles.
So it only made sense that Achilles would ask Patroclus to go on a murdering spree with him.
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Scream AU where Achilles is Billy and Patroclus is Stu
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Achilles' eyes trailed down. To the sliver of olive skin just above his belt. Between the shirt that was untucked and had ridden up.
He wanted to ask– where were you? He wanted to tell him – I had been waiting. For you.
“Stop staring Achilles,” Patroclus whispered, eyes still closed. Though his voice was as gentle as ever, Achilles heard the undercurrent of warning.
Achilles didn't reply. He didn't stop staring.
Or Achilles and Patroclus broke up. And they are roommates.
Bookmarked by envoyea
21 Jun 2026
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Never Was, Never Will by thepoetaster
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Mar 2026
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Katsuki ran his hands up Izuku’s thighs… they were much thicker and firmer than he would’ve guessed under all those baggy clothes but—
He slowed the kiss, running his hands over Izuku’s thighs again.
And again.
He froze, then moved his hands up to grab Izuku’s ass. His eyes flew open. He'd recognize that ass anywhere.
“Spidey?!”
In which Izuku is Spider-Man and Katsuki is Deadpool, and they live down the hall from each other.
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- Part 1 of Bakudeku as Spideypool
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Bookmarked by envoyea
11 Apr 2026
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✧ WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS ✦ CATCH FIGS ✧ by bewitchywitch
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
27 Jun 2026
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Wait… Is that…?
The reform centre is the last place Achilles expects to see his first crush again. And some nobody is clinging to Patroclus.
Cold arrogance. Sharp jealousy. Achilles makes a colossal mistake.Patroclus would rather die than face that arrogant bastard ever. He hates him. He ruined his peace.
And yet… he can’t resist the pull.He must have lost his mind.
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- Part 1 of WE WERE HERE
Bookmarked by envoyea
04 Jan 2026
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Till Death Do Us Part by miss_nighteye (terryh) for AdoxographicGrim
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Dec 2022
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Izuku slams his palms on the counter. "I already told you, I'm not a visitor! I'm his–"
He pauses, unsure how to finish his sentence. The guard waits for him to continue with a bored lift of their eyebrows.
His nemesis? No, that wouldn't fly. Izuku doesn't think nemeses get preferential treatment in Tartarus. Hell, he doesn't think most regular heroes have one. He's just special that way.
His court-mandated stalker? Shigaraki Tomura's apprehension was, technically, tasked to him.
His brother in OFA? He briefly entertains sharing his headache with the guard through a complex explanation of the Shigaraki family tree, remembering that family does get unimpeded visitation rights–
Izuku straightens himself up. In the back of his mind, a plan forms.
This is a terrible idea. This is a terrible idea. This is a terrible idea.
"I'm his husband" he says, and watches the guard's blood drain.
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- Part 2 of Me & My Husband
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- English
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- 16,354
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Bookmarked by envoyea
18 Nov 2025
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barking and howling these songs by Sentient_Stove
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
11 Nov 2025
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“Where ya gonna stick him?”
“Fifth.”
The boy at the table regarded Frank again, one eyebrow raising. “Woof. I pity you then. Good luck newbie.”
His skin prickled with embarrassment and Frank crossed his arms, leaning forward. “What cohort are you in?”
Jason pushed between them a bit before they could get too much in each other’s space, but it didn’t feel invasive, more concerning than anything else. As if the praetor is attempting to protect them both at once. From each other.Hey, someone should tell Leo he's in the wrong pantheon lol. Not Frank though, he's still new to this whole demigod thing.
Bookmarked by envoyea
17 Nov 2025