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    .oOo.

    Bucky Barnes has had 5 pregnancy scares in his life. 3 of which, the girls were actually pregnant. 1 of which had an abortion before he could ever have a chance to think about it. 2 of which, the kids were not his (yeah, he sure knows how to pick em') in which 1, he didn't find out till the kid was actually almost a year old (bitch) which made him more suspicious about the last one, but at least she was honest (they weren't committed, pretty open relationship). 6 in total, if you count the time he was worried about his sister Becca because of the prick she was dating then.

    None of which he might be the one who was pregnant.

    .oOo.

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    It looks like Jason, but not. It’s his body all right, but the carriage is all wrong. He’s walking in tiny, shuffling steps, all hunched over like an old man. Which, okay, Tim should’ve probably expected that based on everything he’s learned tonight. Still, it’s weird as hell seeing Jason Motherfucking Todd moving like that. To crown it all, he’s wearing tweed pants Tim didn’t even know Jason owned pulled up to his armpits, a plaid shirt, suspenders, and fluffy bunny house slippers with wool socks.

    “Oh my god,” Tim whispers.

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    Collection of oneshots written for the Jaytim Week 2018 tumblr prompts. I don't have a tumblr but the prompts looked like fun, so... :D

    1. Magic // Sugar Daddy; 2. Time Travel // Heist; 3. Viking // Bare Skin; 4. College // Vegas Wedding; 5. FREE PROMPT DAY (Accidental Baby Acquisition // Clones); 6. Mafia // Bodyswap; 7. Alpha/Beta/Omega // Nightmares & Hallucinations; 8. Urban Fantasy // Blood Oath

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    From the blistering sands, A Former Pirate known as "The Red Dragon" had left his homeland in the west to learn the art of magic and to offer trade his skills.. After being in Skyrim long enough, he now understands that the coldest thing in the land isn't the snow or ice, but the people themselves... As both Foreigner and apparent Dragonborn, you'd figure he'd regret his decision... That however isn't the case..

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    After the battle of Crate Kylo Ren is maybe even more alone than before, but now that he knows how is it like to have someone by his side he isn't ready to let go the thought of Rey, the Scavenger from Jakku who showed him the light he still had in him.
    His duty as the new Supreme Leader place him around someone new: Conciliator Vhera Arani, the Head of the Diplomacy of the First Order. She is all but extraordinary. She's not Force sensitive, she's not a fearless warrior, nor a legendary seductress. Her one, true merit is to be capable of making her voice heard. Vhera and Kylo will develop a weird and unexpected kind of friendship, supporting each other while they both face their demons, like her quite unhealthily relationship with Generl Hux and the fact that, out of nowhere, a woman who calls herself Leia, strong in the Force as only a Skywalker could be, has appeared from the future to warn them of a great danger.

     

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    Frisk, a typical fourteen year old girl, lives life comfortably in a small village populated by humans. Just beyond her home is a forest that not many are brave enough to venture. This is where a special monster friend of hers lives, a wise creature that's been around for hundreds of years and acts as a sort of father to her.

    One day, she encounters a strange being and becomes entangled in his web of mischief and unwanted affections... What events transpire between the two of them?

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    Lance gets an angry text message from a stranger thinking he is someone else.

    Lance won't take the strangers crap and texts him back.

    Thus begins the unconventional friendship

    But what happens when it turns to something more?

    Keith and lance are in love over text, but in real life, they would rather wish eachother dead.

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    In an effort to boost ratings, the nighttime talk show Hero Spotlight has released a new segment to their nightly shows; Sidekicks reacting to Mean Tweets written about them featuring the graduated class of U.A!


    "Twitter user 'flaminghotBEETOES' tweeted: todoroki looks like a 12 year olds cringy mary sue oc that was drawn by a very talented artist and then was given the most boring personality ever. he probably has a tiny dick too."

    "What's a mary sue?” Todoroki asks once he’s finished reading. A person working on the set sprints over to where the boy is sitting and, with her clipboard covering her face, quickly explains what a mary sue means. “Ah, thank you,” he mumbles to the worker who dashes offscreen. He turns back to face the camera. “Then that would mean my father is the cringy twelve-year-old.”

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    jungwoo thinks being put in 127 isn’t so bad because finally he is Employed. he doesn’t have to clean the toilets in the sm building for money anymore. but the first thing the 127 members tell him is

    “keep jaehyun away from cheese.”

    jungwoo never knew why, never knew the the ugly truth behind it.

    (obviously inspired by jaehyun’s /misheard/ line in regular eng ver)

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    What if the Washington's girls were triplets?

    What if you were too drunk out of your mind to know what was happening?

    Does Josh blame you for not saving the other two? Are you going to be included in his schemes?

    How much can you take until you snap?

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    ====> Robin: Realize.

    Your name is NICO ROBIN. It is your 6th birthday, and you have just discovered a timer.

    It will take you two years, many encounters with the unimaginable, and too high of a cost to find out that it’s counting down to the end of the world.

     

    ====> Luffy: Recruit a suitable team of your peers.

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    RWBY + JNPR sit around a campfire and talk about their misadventures, along with some embarrassing tales to spice up the night.

    This fan fiction is canon-compliant up to Beacon’s Fall -> canon divergent after Ruby gets to the tower. Pyrrha never died and the two huntresses in training defeated Cinder in a spectacular fight, through combat strategies made up on the fly, hard blows and a pinch of luck. Basically, the Academy slowly recovers and the two teams are newly sent on missions to complete their training.

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    Will had no idea what lay in store in the deserts outside of the cadet base. His dreams all drew him there, the same dreams that plagued him in his sleep for the past 18 years of his life, grew nothing but stronger as the days passed until suddenly, one day, he couldn't resist the draw after a comet from space crash lands several miles from where his dreams draw him. He had no idea that his dreams would take him beyond even the farthest stars he could imagine.
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    Honestly? This is pure self-indulgent self-insert fanfiction for Voltron. I don't expect anyone to read this because of it, it's honestly for my own personal enjoyment, but there is some stuff in here for actual team building and bonding that the show lacks. I'm not up for discourse or hate, again, I recognize, this is 100% self indulgent, so if you are going to read this just know that up front. If you do wanna read it, honestly, thank you? I hope you enjoy it, and I appreciate CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. (key word: constructive)

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    Maul escaped Lord Sidious. He has no idea what to do with his life now, beyond trying to scrape by on the lean, hard streets of the Galactic City.

    When he tries stealing from the wrong pirate, Maul is certain he'll wind up in the breeding pens of Nar Shadda. But, thankfully, Hondo sees something in the scarred, young Zabrak and decides to teach him a few things. Such as how to run the family business of killing people and stealing their stuff. After all, the dead guy doesn't need it anymore.

    And yet...when Maul steals an entire division of clone troopers (after killing their General, of course), no one is surprised. Least of all Hondo.

    He did train that boy well.

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    In which the Kids and the Trolls go to the prestigious boarding school Skaia Academy, but none of them actually deserve being in the Academy. Hell, half of the squad cheated on the exams. Now that all of the kids have formed the official 'Diseased Bulge Fondler Squad' (at least, that's what Karkat called it) the fun times can really begin!

    Also, I added my OC (Megan Argentum) into this, but she doesn't really play that big of a part. This story is told from switching third person perspectives. Although this is meant to be comedic, this will have some more serious chapters.

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    Looking at the unknown world, I can only say this with great conviction:

    I'm screwed.

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    The various jobs that Reborn took up as a hitman which lead him towards the odd characters he calls friends. (Yes, he had intended to kill everyone he now hangs out with.)

    [Now mutated into a drabble series about the Arcobaleno.]

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    WARNINGS!!
    SWEARING!!
    TYPOS!!
    SELF INDULGENCE!!
    BUBBLEWRAP!!

    Welcome to a wild ride adventure of Arwen, Kyoko, and Scarlett remastered with digital color and dolby digital surround sound.

    See the persceptive already on this account with the two others you have yet to see!
    SO MUCH BONUS CONTENT!!

    ENJOY!!!

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    Los estudiantes del instituto Sophos creen que todo en la vida es sencillo... o eso piensan hasta que la desgracia y el terror dan inicio, cuando el traficante de personas más cruel de la ciudad; junto a su amante; empiezan a reclutar nuevas víctimas sin que nadie sospeche de sus nefastas intenciones.

    Los estudiantes deberán sobrevivir a sus dramas, conflictos, conquistas, celos y amores no correspondidos, sin imaginar que entre ellos el peligro con promesa de muerte está disfrazado de amigo.

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    Los personajes son propiedad intelectual de Masami Kurumada.

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    A couple of short stories I thought up about The Young Ones some of which involve my oc Kelsie (the new "5th" roommate).

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    Grimmjow has a new hobby: bothering Ichigo in the class. But Ichigo isn't the only one who suffers because of that.

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