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Dangerous by animatedpileofbones for partiallyobscure
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 Feb 2023
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"It wasn't until the night of the Nouveau Théâtre des Vampires, watching helplessly as his ‘harmless’ little familiar expertly destroyed every other vampire in the room in effective and alarming ways, that Nandor had to accept the truth: murderous and covered in blood, a walking danger to his very existence, Nandor had never been more attracted to Guillermo. It would be improper to hit on his newly appointed bodyguard, so the best course of action, though unspeakably disappointing, was to put it completely out of his mind.
This didn’t work for nearly as long as Nandor had hoped."
Takes place nebulously post-s4, but the events of s4 are not referenced at all and may well have happened differently, you choose!
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Black Pete and Lucius get a little silly.
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WWDITS exchange for @starryneitz on tumblr!
"Guillermo taking Nandor to a Haunted attraction" except it ended up the other way around... -
paint your hills and valley by animatedpileofbones
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Jan 2022
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kinkmeme fill: "In the Sassy Cat Club, Simon sees Guillermo before he runs out and decides he would rather have that than the cursed hat. "How do you resist?" indeed. Guillermo is unsure at first but pissed at Nandor for almost letting him get eaten so he goes for it. I would like full on rated Explicit Simon topping Guillermo."
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Fainting sucks, and vampires don't know shit about shit.
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Two times Guillermo ran himself literally into the ground - what happens next may surprise you!
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weather the coldest night by readandwritesilver for dykejaskiers
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Feb 2022
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“Sir! You really can’t- oh. It’s you.”
Nandor turns around. He wears a brightly coloured, shiny yellow-green vest over his stiff, all-black garments. He’s pointing a flashlight at Nandor, with a sticker on the side that says SECURITY, Greyborough Cemetery.
His name tag reads Guillermo . His eyes are molten pools of brown that Nandor would like nothing more than to drown in. So on, so forth.- Language:
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17 Feb 2022
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Upon Thy Native Soil by rallamajoop for eleanor_lavish
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
01 Jan 2022
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"And here we are, on Nandor's own native soil and..." Guillermo pauses a moment, eyes going wide as something hits him, "Shit, this is going to be my native soil too, now. It's where you die, not where you're born that counts. We'll have the same native soil. We could, like, share a coffin. Even Laszlo and Nadja can't do that. Whew." Guillermo gives a nervous laugh. "That's not what he's thinking, I'm sure it's not," he mutters quickly. "Still, it feels pretty big. That sounds big, right?"
The camera crew catches up with Nandor and Guillermo in southern Iran, just in time for slightly more excitement than either they or Guillermo counted on.
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Bookmarked by animatedpileofbones
25 Dec 2021
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From the WWDITS kink meme prompt:
Nandor/Guillermo – cock worship – E
After years as a repressed gay man, when they’re finally together Guillermo can finally express his inner slut and how much he appreciates and totally loves Nandor’s dick. I’d love to see an inexperienced Guillermo but with so much enthusiasm to suck his cock, learn its shape and size and smell that it doesn’t matter! Let him be insatiable and worship that vampire dick!-
Guillermo and Nandor finally get a moment to themselves.Bookmarked by animatedpileofbones
18 Dec 2021
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Five times Laszlo Cravensworth ran away (and dearly missed his wife), and one time he came back (and actually talked to his wife).
Bookmarked by animatedpileofbones
10 Dec 2021
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the closest we'll ever get to oranges in wisconsin by Macremae
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Dec 2021
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He lets Nadja out at night and they stand on the top deck of the watchtower, looking out at the sea. Nadja killed the guard a few weeks ago, and the frigid cold of the Atlantic has sort of preserved his body. Like a milkshake, she’d said delightedly, smile a little too bright. Guillermo, in what he supposes is the first real act of solidarity they’ve ever shared, brought her a curly straw from the mess hall the next night, and looks away pointedly whenever he sees her hunched quietly over the railing.
In which Guillermo plays and prays a Hail Mary, but that doesn't mean a fantasy or two can't come along for the ride.
Bookmarked by animatedpileofbones
09 Dec 2021