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    Ranboo sighed slightly as he entered the café, bored out of his mind and craving human interaction, while at the same time hoping no one would talk to them. Brains were weird things, weren’t they? They had a habit of being confusing and conflicting.

    Just couple pounds of fat and water that somehow created electricity, while also piloting a meat-suit with skin-armour.

    That was such a cursed meme. Interesting, but cursed.

    A lot of things were like that. Interesting in a morbidly curious way.

    The guy sitting in the corner looked kinda like that; slumped over the table as if they were trying to sleep. They looked half dead.

    Mood.

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    Ron has a thing for pick up lines.

    So when he finds a book on a run he uses them on Carl whenever he can.

    Based on a tumblr prompt but with a twist

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    Ghost, as a result of a childhood of neglect and an adulthood of pulling away from people, can't tell when he actively being flirted with. Soap spends a night trying his damnedest to overcome that obstacle.

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    Lily Evans loves working at Hogwarts Inc! She doesn’t happen to love being constantly outperformed by James Potter or his endless stream of pickup lines, though.

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    Volition– He is indeed an extremely handsome man– but there is more than that to him. He has been endlessly patient with you. Forgiving. Even if he wasn’t dealing with you as an amnesiac recovering alcoholic, you would still think he was a saint. You’ve only worked with him for four days, and you already feel something for him that you have not felt in a good, long while.

    Electrochemistry– So we’re all in agreement, then. You want to jump his bones.

    ---

    Right what it says on the tin.

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    One thing Eddie didn’t expect was to station himself in a sweet land of suburbia, three miles outside of Hawkins. A place where wind kisses cheeks and the neighbor’s peonies duck their heads to gossip, a place where the sky turns to marmalade and chalk decorates the asphalt driveways.

    With his boyfriend, Steve Harrington.

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    Venti has added 14 people to the conversation
    Venti has changed the conversation title to people that fuck kids or smt lol idk
    Venti: your english essay or ur life
    Diluc: my life
    Diluc: release me from this prison we call living
    Jean: do...you need to talk?
    Kaeya: don’t worry, he’s being edgy
    Venti: please guys im actually gonna fail

     

    Or: Its another Modern AU Chatfic, but everyone hates each other.
    Most random update schedule you haven't seen. This is 100% chatfic, despite the wordcount I'm sane I promise

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    Beth swore she would keep running her mouth so long as it meant Seer would shut her up with a kiss. But why did she have to use pick-up lines to do it?

    AKA: 4 Times Beth used a terrible pick-up line + 1 Time Seer got her back

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    “You’re a long way from home, sweetheart.”

    “And you’re a long way from a prison cell in the firey pits of hell but you don’t hear me saying shit.”

    Robin raised a brow, like he was impressed; Finney wanted to put his head through a wall and his gun to Robin’s throat and hear him scream.

     

    Or, Special Agent!Finney and his partners, Special Agent!Bruce and Mortician/Forensic Chemist!Griffin try to catch three very annoying criminals. It goes about as well as expected.

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    'I came to this reunion to make your high-school ex jealous, but this hot guy started flirting with me and now people are going to think I'm cheating on you.'

    A short, smutty romcom.

    Language:
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    Stromae has created a group chat
    Stromae has added Bigflo and Oli, Peggy Carter, Ron Weasley, Gerard Way, Anakin Skywalker, Dio Brando, Kaeya Alberich, and several others
    Stromae has named the group chat “calculus sucks :(”

    --ONGOING--

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    20/?
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    Red gets sick, in some sense of the word. Sans helps figure out what's wrong, and how to fix it.

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    There's a yes behind every no. Don't ask Stephen for details.

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    Enid can't flirt and she forgot that doing things ironically leads to you doing them unironically.

    or

    Four times Enid messes up her pick up line + one time she nails it.

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    Quick and crunchy lil cornball of a fic…come and get it! 6 chapters, posted daily.

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    3/6
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    "Magnus, darling... Truth or Dare?"

    "Camille. Dare."

    "I dare you to kiss the person in the room that you find the most attractive."

    Magnus was standing in front of him, smiling softly, and Alec couldn't fucking breathe.

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    Few things in life were capable of annoying me to no end. One of them was Suna Rintarou.

     

    Miya [Y/n] and Suna Rintarou always found joy in tormenting each other, but in their third year of high school, during a party, things take a nice turn and everything starts to change.

    Spotify playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2E0VFaPYTU4Y5cUMN93oBB?si=dSYhseo3QlSODd8E8Izp-w

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    45/?
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    One night, Steve follows Cesare down the endless stairs to where he lives...

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    Person A & B Prompts that I thought fit into Levi and Hange's relationship

    Some of these are canon era, modern or up to the reader

    Updating till I run out of ideas 😂

    November 2022: I'm back bishes

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    Chapters:
    120/?
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    kyojuro lands herself in the hospital and meets her soulmate, akaza, who also happens to be her nurse.

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    prompt: soulmates | akaren week 2022

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