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    Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters or their original stories. This is only for fun. It's where my brain goes after the credits roll. No copyright intended. Better safe than sorry. ;)

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    In which Sebastian is just a little more aggressive in his pursuit of Blaine, Blaine is just a little more receptive to Sebastian's advances, and Kurt is just a little more insecure in his relationship. The events of S3 take a slightly different path.

    Five 100-word drabbles for Seblaintines 2018. Season 3 AU.

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    A collection of Femslash Steven Universe stories. Various pairings. Mix of SFW and NSFW.

     

    There is a pretense when Yellow Pearl suggests they stretch. Before her hands are on Blue, she knows what will happen. She welcomes it.

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    In which you usually make a fool of yourself.

    Line 1: Mr. Compress

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    On a raining day Keith lost his parents. Every time it rained he always found himself remembering and playing back on the event over and over. He grew hatred towards the rain. Not until he was walking on his way home through the parks fountain when he stumbled upon a boy. A boy with tanned skin and brown short hair dancing in the rain. The boy seemed to have control of the water droplets as they never touched his skin. The water formed swirls around him. Keith was found struck in awe as he saw the boy in the rain, smiling widely and laughing as if he didn't have a worry in the world.

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    Roman was racing through the mindscape, trying to escape his pursuer with a smile on his face. Roman made a sharp turn and barged into Virgil's room, making the anxious facet jump in surprise. The princely facet immediately ran to him and hid behind Virgil.

     

    "Why are you hiding behind me? What did you do?" Virgil questioned, staggering as Roman shifted the anxious trait between him and the door.

     

    "Only what I had to," Roman reasoned, trying to keep the giggle from his voice.

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    Tony's latest great idea for employee morale is to get a guy to dress up as Cupid and run around delivering love letters. Somehow, Bucky ends up being in charge of organising it.

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    “You make my heart melt, because you’re so hot~”
    Keith stared at the paper with lines under his eyes, a small, chocolate heart in his other hand.

    In which Keith continuously finds messages with weird pick up lines and chocolates popping up in front of his room and Lance denies having any connection to it. Meanwhile, Valentine's Day approaches.

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    Across realities, anything is possible.

     

    This is a collection of 5-sentence drabbles, one for each possible ship (including, eventually, poly ships) for the 8 characters I consider to be most "shippable." I've generated a list of the combinations, and I plan to work through it, posting a new ship every day.

    Every ship deserves good, clean, positive content.

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    When Dan starts to get notes in his locker in the form of terrible pick up lines, he doesn't know who it could be and he doesn't really care. All he cares about is his violin and his studies. He could care less about the nonchalant cellist who never seems to take anything seriously.

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    Each day a different pairing and prompt from a generator. One to Two fics posted a day until Valentine's Day where all remaining fics will be dumped here for a fluffy-smutty Valentine's Day binge! The stories range from sweet to bittersweet, almost every one stuffed full of enough sweet fluff to make you swear off chocolate once the big day arrives. Plan to make them more romantic as they go on, prompt permitting. Watch our boys blunder through love this Valentines day!
    *mature rating only applies for the last chapter (sugamon), the rest were rated teen and up*

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    Castiel was hot. So hot it hurt. Dean wanted him bad... but he knew better than to open up that door.

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    dogfather
    MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSES ARE VERY STRONG SHUT THE HELL UP
    I AM SWEATING LIKE A SINNER IN CHURCH ON SUNDAY MASS
    EXCEPT IM ACTUALLY A GAY IN A HIPSTER COFFEE SHOP AND ITS WEDNESDAY

    tfw u love ur bf
    terrible use of that analogy but sounds hot

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    Harry and Draco have some competitive fun

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    One fucked-up bastard walks into a bar on Valentine’s Day, looking for a little action. They say opposites attract? But sometimes they're wrong.

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    "Hey babe, do you know CPR?"

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    The paladins come together in stages

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    "So did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on yer face."

    Prompto doesn’t know who’s voice that is. Granted he doesn’t really give a damn at the moment because of the simple fact, that yes, Prompto did land on his face, but it wasn’t because he fell from heaven.

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    The team goes to the mall again with Coran while Shiro and Allura stayed behind to guard the spaceship. Keith wasn't expecting to witness Lance failing to pick-up a girl and most definitely wasn't expecting himself to manage to pick-up a girl. A contact was given and Lance decides to have a little fun with Keith. From there, careless confessions were made.

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    Or, 5 times Matt flirted with Shiro in front of someone and one time Shiro got with the program and flirted back.

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