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    200 word drabble. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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    187
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    Xuxi models in kilt. Mark comes to watch.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    332
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    It's his time to start over .

    Language:
    English
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    73,781
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1000
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    Just a bunch of Hamilton drabbles. Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,062
    Chapters:
    132/200
    Comments:
    539
    Kudos:
    781
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    20104
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    Take a moment and imagine what would happen if you, just as you are right this second, woke up in a fictional world. It's impossible, it's crazy, and it's exactly what I did. This cannon-ish story is the result...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,886
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    146
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2717
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    Bucky Barnes, the prince of the Sunflower kingdom and the next heir to the throne, just got back from the war against a rival kingdom a week ago. Now, he is bored to death and he needs something surpass his boredom. And that's when the circus comes in the picture.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,997
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    156
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    A collection of drabbles for any pairing, any kpop group, and any prompt.
    Most likely won't be updated often.

    (aka, a place where i dump whatever drabble comes to mind to get my creative juices flowing while i struggle over my other fics and wips)

    recent ch: taegi+ tpain

    Language:
    English
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    6,211
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1821
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    Finally, Raphael opens his mouth.

    “You’re right,” he agrees, and his voice is a little rough and fuck, that is doing things to Simon’s brain. “You don’t look too bad in it, but that shirt is a difficult match - although I can probably pull it off,” he adds as an afterthought, surveying Simon up and down again.

    “Oh my god, please do,” Simon mutters before he even realizes what he’s saying.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    387
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    "Did it hurt?"
    "Let me guess. When I fell from Heaven?"
    "No. When you fell for me."

    Language:
    English
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    633
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    172
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    "Let it be known that Koutarou has a to-do list. It’s nothing like those fancy planners he’s seem some old classmates use – you know the ones; colour coordinated, finished activities neatly crossed out – but it’s a to-do list non the less. No one can say he isn’t at least trying to be organized! Forget the fact that it is scribbled in a bright pink gel pen on the back of an envelope, that is not the problem here. The problem is that it has been taped to the front door of his tiny apartment for the past two weeks."

    Koutarou tries to get his shit together, Kuroo tries to flirt with his cute co-worker and they both try to be adults about it all.

    Language:
    English
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    5,939
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    315
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    The first thing Maura Isles notices this evening beyond the sour tannins present in her wine, the din of random conversation and the clinking of glassware on tabletops is the new face that walks into the Dirty Robber.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    119,686
    Chapters:
    14/16
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2766
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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    240,758
    Chapters:
    60/?
    Comments:
    163
    Kudos:
    179
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    7132
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    Sam is sick of the sexual tension and conspires to hit Dean and Cas with every tropey set up to finally get them to declare their love.

    Language:
    English
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    4,756
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    284
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    Laura is bad at flirting.

    Language:
    English
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    188
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
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    When the Universe assigns a person a soulmate, their eye color appears written on the inside of their soulmate's dominant wrist 7 days before they meet them. It's normally just the word of the color (brown, hazel, green, blue, or gray) shaded the exact color of their soulmate's eyes. But what happens when someone gets words instead of colors? Three boys are about to find out.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,141
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    600
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    What do the Paladins do, when there is nothing to do?

    Basically just a bunch of short one-shots featuring the Paladins of Voltron doing stuff when not fighting the Galra. Some may be connected, some may not.

    Language:
    English
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    1,933
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    33
    Hits:
    516
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    Shirabuttstuff: So, what's the point of this groupchat anyways? You guys don't seem to be actually talking about setting. Ever.
    Sugarmama: The point is to talk about our feelings
    Sugarmama: They're bitter, nasty and salty feelings but we sure do talk about them anyways ( ゚ヮ゚)
    KageyamaTobio09: The point for me is to learn more from Sugawara-san and Oikawa-san
    KageyamaTobio09: Also, so Hinata will shut the fuck up when I tell him I have other friends and he doesn't believe me
    Yahababe: The point is to get blackmail material on everyone else.
    Oikawaii: what the hell Yahaba-chan
    Oikawaii: you dont get anything good if you tell them that!!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    68,480
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    460
    Kudos:
    1148
    Bookmarks:
    182
    Hits:
    15068
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    This prompt came from facebook's DWP Mirandy Page. I have been trying to coax my muse out from her winter hibernation by feeding her a particular nutty chocolate bar. Anyways the prompt I was given is as follows; Andy catches Miranda having a snickers and almost dies of shock.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    431
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    14050
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    Hunk sighed, ‘Listen, we’re not questioning how cute you are,'
    Lance beamed. Hunk was truly an angel sent down from heaven to cut out society’s negativity.
    ‘I’m just questioning the sanity of your plan.’
    Scrap that, Hunk was just like all the others, a tollbooth on the highway to love and Lance was broke.
    ‘Y’know what,’ he announced, glaring at the rest of the table before taking a swig of his drink, ‘imma do it anyway.’
    Watching Allura present the table ahead of them with their food he pulled himself up to full height in his chair. As soon as she turned toward him, he threw a hand to his head in a swoon and leaned hard to the left, falling dramatically to the floor.
    ‘Oh no!’ He cried, back of his hand resting on his forehead and eyes shut like a damsel in distress, ‘I think I’ve fallen for you!’

    -In which Lance tries to impress Allura with a terrible, terrible, pick-up line and ends up causing Keith to fall over (for) him!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,578
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    178
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    Frank is one dick pic short of being a grade A fuckboy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    243
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    197

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