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    jungkook:
    Anyways I forgot to say I'm also sorry for telling you to go fuck yourself
    I formally apologize

    taehyung:
    it's okay
    happens all the time actually

    ✰ ✰ ✰

    Or; Taehyung might (will) kill Jimin for giving the man he danced with at the club his number as a prank, but it turns out that some (most) things are dictated by a fate mapped by the gods.

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    1/?
    Comments:
    6
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Uhhh heres a porn star AU

    Keith wasn't very wealthy, he had trouble paying for bills and food. Tuition for college was hell to come by. He started off doing cam shows and eventually rose to the top.

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    15/?
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    26
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    268
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    42
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    5492
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    ...of the people who many ways wandered while running after a hot-headed redhead.

    AKA Belle's random prompt fill collection. Ratings, pairings and warnings if applicable will be stated at the top of each ficlet, as well as in the chapter title.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    835
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    Where Hanamaru discovers and learns about pick up lines and decides to use them on Yoshiko.

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    28,342
    Chapters:
    15/16
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    90
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    7
    Hits:
    1375
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    After wasting his first semester of college being wasted, Lance decides to buckle down and hit the books and act like a goddamn adult. Join Lance on this strange hot mess of a self-discovery adventure of love, hate, and most importantly: growing the fuck up!

    Language:
    English
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    14,042
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    37
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    6
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    715
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    A bunch of (mostly) unrelated drabbles celebrating the rare pairs of miraculous ladybug!! :D

    Every chapter title will be the rating of the drabble and the ship it focuses on. Enjoy!~

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    31
    Kudos:
    32
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    2
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    537
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    Yusaku has two problems: SOL finally patched VRAINS, and Ai has discovered the most beautiful poetry--pick up lines.

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    English
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    1,118
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
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    97
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    Min yoongi is tired of his existence in this world (not really), Taehyung gave him a trauma (he is overreacting), and he stopped sleeping.

    It’s been six months, he needs a solution, so his friend sends him to a magic shop.

    Normally he would laugh at this, he is, but he is desperate, so why not? he will tell you a lot of reasons why not, but he enters the shop anyway.

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    37,859
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    246
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    A freshly brewed pot of coffee jokes and a latte of puns.
    Or Jungwoo is a cute barista and Yukhei hates coffee.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    268
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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    138,894
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    514
    Kudos:
    326
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    6540
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    Jungkook and Taehyung are best friends forever and nothing more, until Jungkook gets a text from an unknown number asking for Taehyung and he's not very sure why he's jealous.

    Language:
    English
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    29,443
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2149
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    "Yes." Sven said breathlessly. "I had to see you. I had to tell you." He continued on recklessly. The possibility grew in Lance's throat like a dangerous hope that choked him as Sven continued. "So I searched endlessly for a way to find you. A way to bring my heart back to you."

    "Back to me." Lance repeated breathlessly. He felt almost dizzy with it. His ears thrummed to the relentless rhythm of his heart. "You came back to me."

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    “My students think we should date.” She told River, plopping down on the sofa next to her and smiling when she bounced. The other woman looked amused, although she wasn’t sure if it was because of her bouncing on the couch or the idea that her students had.

    “But we're married.” her wife pointed out.

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    3,236
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1259
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    A collection of stand-alone Merlin drabbles, written for Camelot Drabble community prompts.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    900
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Written for this prompt over on tumblr for Polyamuary 2019

    In which everyone enjoys trying to get Steve flustered except Steve.

    Or

    Pick up lines. Very cheesy and bad ones. No one is sorry.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,137
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    526
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    Cuando el primer amor de Stiles regresa a la vida de Stiles, se siente como el destino. Luego descubre que los hombres lobo son reales y Derek Hale es uno de ellos. Realmente, eso solo hace que su enamoramiento por Derek sea mucho peor.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    3,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    293
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    Kami has some shitty ass pick up lines

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    English
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    6,191
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    147
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    Mo Xuanyu goes to work for two things, money, and looking at hot guys that come in. Until a certain hot guy fried his brain and the best thing he can come up with is
    'Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?'


    He needs help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,851
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    320
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    ^What the title says. Open to prompts!

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    14
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    1
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    “Mind keeping it down? I’m supposed to be incognito.”

     

    “Your dye job is terrible and your wings are bright red. I don’t think it’s possible for you to go incognito.”

    Language:
    English
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    3,855
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    587

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