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    Elijah is a man with to much time on his hands so he invents time travel and test it out.

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    A non-chronological order of events of how your relationship started with Bucky and continues to grow.

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    Is Denki flirting? Is he not? The world may never know.

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    Yoongi goes to a shitty local club to drink. He's paralyzed by a beautiful and devilish stranger, suddenly he wants to be nowhere but in the club with the fox like man, Jimin. Oh, was he in for a surprise.

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    A collection of stand-alone Merlin drabbles, written for Camelot Drabble community prompts.

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    8/?
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    a realist college student ends up stuck in a future where superpowers are the norm, and heroes walk the street. She struggles to get accustomed to a world farther in time than her own as she begins to make a new life. Though things would be easier if that blonde boy with the bland face would just leave her be.

    remember when people used to constantly write those "normal girl ends up in the Naruto world" fanfics. well, this is my take on it, but more based on time travel than dimension hopping. An idea for a Mirio x reader ive had for a long time.

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    Magnus decides to win over the new bartender. One horrible pick-up line at a time.

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    Or: A self-indulgent Lance character study, couched in a meme-filled AU, based on some things noted in seasons 1-6. And now mostly based off stuff I wish I hadn't seen in s7. *loud sigh*

    Or: How Lance McClain Grew Up, Got Over Himself and Became Earth's Hero (before someone landed four lions on his parade).

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    Sehun is incessant. Joonmyun is weak for food and pathetically single. One pick-up line to a stranger won't turn out so bad, right?

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    How Flower Boy slash Mathematical Genius Oh Sehun meets Biker slash not very Bad Boy Kim Jongdae, and their story told through seven days of the week, or "Boy my love for you goes on like the number pi"

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    When the Universe assigns a person a soulmate, their eye color appears written on the inside of their soulmate's dominant wrist 7 days before they meet them. It's normally just the word of the color (brown, hazel, green, blue, or gray) shaded the exact color of their soulmate's eyes. But what happens when someone gets words instead of colors? Three boys are about to find out.

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    Sicheng felt the urge to kiss Yuta ever since they met for the first time.

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    Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. As most would agree, they were incompatible. Their first meeting is....well, to call it "awkward" would most likely be a huge understatement.

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    The student's in class v3 are in a texting group chat.

    Things will not go well

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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

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    "I know this is really weird and you're probably freaking out but," he took Jongdae's hands "believe me, I'm serious. I'll protect you and spoil you and... and... I love you" he looked at Jongdae, calm and serious. "Say yes now and I'll court you forever."

    ---
    'I don't particularly hate you' side story but can be read separately.

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    Rey wants rid of her V card, and she's got a good idea of who she wants to give it to. Her friend Rose has some bad seduction advice.

    Ben Solo has a crush on the cute mechanic from his dad's garage. She clearly hates him, since she can't even bear to look at him.

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    And so it began, everyday Katya would come to Trixie with a different pick-up line in the hopes of hearing her laugh. It was so much better than making Joslyn blush. Trixie loved it too, sometimes she would answer with an even cheesier line or weird pun. It was a welcomed distraction and it made her day better. It was their little game.

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    After being hit by a villain's quirk, class 1-A's powers and personalities are all scrambled. You, being out sick that day, were appointed the 'wonderful' job of babysitting the chaotic crew. Having personalities swapped, Bakugou is actually nice, and Yaoyorozu is alarmingly explosive (yes QUEEN). Using this opportunity to get to know your classmates better, you get to go of amazing casual adventures, like the movies, the mall (coughcoughHotTopic), and more!
    However, will these dysfunctional teens be more that you can handle?

    This is a fic inspired by Horikoshi's quirk swap sketch. Momolookssogood!!!

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    soft jinmin for the jinmin starved souls

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