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    Most people gasp when they see Taehyung’s soulmark, the words he’s destined to hear his soulmate say when they first meet:

    “Oh, fuck no.”

    The words have been printed on his skin since the day he was born.
    People tend to assume he waves them off because he's used to reading the words on his skin, immune in the way other people who have unfortunate soul marks are. But that isn't it.

    With a blinding smile, he laughs fondly at the words. "I'm sure it'll make sense when it happens. Who knows? Maybe I'll spill of coffee on them on the day of a really important interview they're running late for and this is what they'll say."

    He knows, in the end, it doesn't matter. If things go wrong in the beginning, they have all the time in the world to patch it up.

    He’s never had a reason to be nervous so he doesn’t think twice when following a dare by Jimin to use a cheesy pick up line on Jeon Jeongguk.

    He never worried about meeting his soulmate, but he also never thought his soulmate would reject him.

     

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    in which Taehyung is determined to win over his soulmate. But, in real life, it doesn't exactly work that way.

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    Darcy pursed her lips at whatever she was hearing on the phone. "You might do the big science, but you live on coffee, dude. Be nice to your barista, you don't function without their cooperation."

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    There was something building between them, they were already a team, partners, comrades of Akatsuki. Working towards a shared goal together, but it seemed to Kisame that it was more than that now. Their relationship was growing ever deeper. Kisame helplessly followed Itachi’s lead and obeyed his commands. The swordsman was uncertain that if Itachi decided to leave Akatsuki, would he remain loyal to the organisation? Or would he follow wherever the Uchiha led?

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    An AU story of the Orihara-kai, a small yakuza family in Ikebukuro, allied with the Awakusu-kai.
    This fiction is named after and inspired by this: https://varrix.tumblr.com/post/171417917846/we-are-the-dead-of-night

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    A collection of short Shieldshock prompts I've written.

    None of these are connected unless otherwise noted.

    I'll mark explicit prompts with an *.

    First chapter is the table of contents.

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    living in Soho has its advantages. a new shop opening nearby is the perfect opportunity for a couples shopping spree.

    Work in Progress.

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    Logan has a huge crush on Patton, but when Janus asks about it, he refuses to admit it. So, Janus flirts with Patton, just to mess with Logan.

    Logan does not appreciate this.

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    After their little pick-up disaster at the gym, Kuroo didn’t seem to have any intention on stopping his cheesiness.

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    Ritsu orders coffee and flirts with the cute but oblivious barista. That’s it, that’s the story.

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    A collection of various stories all taking place before, during, and after the events of Vento Aureo! You are a Stand User, wielding the Stand 「SCARLET RIBBONS」. A member of Bucciarati’s team for two years, joining just shortly after Fugo! Kinda a reverse harem, it’s implied everyone has a crush on Reader… though like an otome game, there’s an ending for Reader with each character.

    Each chapter will be marked as BVA (Before Vento Aureo), DVA (During Vento Aureo), and AVA (After Vento Aureo) depending on the setting of the story.

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    Lexa wants to impress Clarke and asks Raven and Octavia for help. OR. Lust, love, laughter, friends, sex, jealousy, awkwardness and Lexa using some very cheesy pick up lines.

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    Today had been particularly boring, but it was normal. It was 7 PM on a Sunday, nobody really ever came in around these times. It seemed weird, the outside was warm and the sun was shining through the windows with a soft yellow. The tables had been cleaned from earlier this morning, only few of them having napkins leftover on them. The wooden floor still being fairly clean.  It felt perfect.

     

    The scent of coffee fills Jo's lungs and he sighs happily, resting his head in his arms and closing his eyes. God, he loved it here. It was usually very peaceful and the smell of coffee beans and caramel filled him with all sorts of bubbly feelings. Even though he had to act professional in front of customers, he felt like he could be himself here, like nothing could get in his way.

     

    And then, of course. Something gets in his way.
    _____________________

    "I write a bad pick-up line on your cup every time you order."

    This is the second time I'm going to try to complete a fic :D

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    Alyson and Dee confess there love while they got a few peepers

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    Bucky is a vet, recently back home and finally healed from his injury. In an effort to blow off some steam and meet new people, he hits the club every weekend. It turns out that this particular nightclub is also a favorite hangout for some local superheroes.

    For the Bucky Barnes Bingo.

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    Prompt: It's turbulence. It's normal.

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    Mustering all the courage that he doesn’t exactly have, Akutagawa stands up from his chair and says, “Jinko. I need to talk to you.”

    His heart leaps into his throat when Atsushi’s eyebrows furrow so cutely and oh god, how is he going to do this?

    “You can call me by my name for once,” Atsushi grumbles. “But what do you want?”

    “Did you use the Stupefy spell or are you just a real stunner?”

    Five (disastrous) times Akutagawa hit on his oblivious rival, and the one time Atsushi caught on.

    [Featuring: Bad pick up lines, accidental Quidditch injuries, Dazai being an awful influence, and Chuuya being a babysitter.]

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    According to the Junior Woodchuck Guidebook, a Rivals-to-Lovers style courtship typically includes a long history of antagonism; unhealthy obsession with the other’s accomplishments; increasingly elaborate and petty displays of one-upmanship; and often, repressed homosexuality. Can Fenton and the Duck kids get the cold and critical Gyro Gearloose to admit his feelings for the petty and conceited Mark Beaks, or will their increasingly elaborate matchmaking schemes just add fuel to the feud?

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    Hahahaha I’m back yay

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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    Air traffic controller Tissaia meets adventurer aviator Yennefer.

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