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    Person A & B Prompts that I thought fit into Levi and Hange's relationship

    Updating daily till I run out of ideas lol

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    2,144
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    16
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    68
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    Day 3: BAMFs

    The mission was relatively easy, and with that said, Dream thought he could do this blindfolded. But with the distracting voice in his in-ear piece and the continuous onslaught of pick-up lines flowing unapologetically, the assassin doubted he'd get this bullet through his target's skull before he disintegrated into the ground.

    "Can you shut the fuck up?" Dream asked in fury.

    Really, the grin could be heard even from across the line. "Depends. Are you gonna make me?" 

    So, Dream has a problem. The new guy talking in his earpiece won’t stop flirting with him.
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    179
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    Few things in life were capable of annoying me to no end. One of them was Suna Rintarou.

     

    Miya [Y/n] and Suna Rintarou always found joy in tormenting each other, but in their third year of high school, during a party, things take a nice turn and everything starts to change.

    Spotify playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2E0VFaPYTU4Y5cUMN93oBB?si=dSYhseo3QlSODd8E8Izp-w

    Language:
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    Words:
    50,135
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    7916
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    At 19, Wing Beifong doesn't know much about sex. When his partner dumps him for being inexperienced, he decides to take matters into his own hands and is quickly in over his head.

    Written for the 2021 Avatar Pro-Shipping Rarepair Kinktober.

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    English
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    22,952
    Chapters:
    24/30
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    17
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    1
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    1003
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    Hitting the intended target was the job, simple. But for this Cupid, hitting the wrong member of Team Free Will wasn't planned. Can he, with the help of a resurrected Archangel, be able to get the Winchester's the love they deserve?

    *Author has not given permission to Fanfic Pocket Archive Library (Unofficial) to share her work.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    660
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    A continuation of prompts and requests from tumblr @f1-disaster-bi and from here

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    53,736
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Comments:
    123
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    587
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    32218
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    🐺/🐰 - Zombie Apocalypse | Pick-Up Lines | Just Friends

    — skittlez tags bot 🧭 (@5kztags) October 7, 2021

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    1/1
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    Kudos:
    8
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    1
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    31
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    ion know read it if you want! Lmao

    Language:
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    483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    130
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    I want to write more. So I decided to participate in this year's fictober event (and post them here)!

    NOTE: Prompt 10 can be found in my other fic - A Not Surprising Surprise Party. Please make sure to check it out!

    Language:
    English
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    5,737
    Chapters:
    16/31
    Kudos:
    1
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    17
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    Kirari thinks she has a great sense humor. Sayaka disagrees.

    Language:
    English
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    2,951
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    188
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1327
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    Jisung doesn't indulge Minho in his (not so) subtle ways of asking him to be his boyfriend because apparently 'he's too old for that shit.'

    ~

    Two best friends in a room but it's not a room. It's a basketball court.

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    Comments:
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    72
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    3
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    MattyPatty: SO HE HAD TO STRIP AGAIN TO CHANGE

    MattyPatty: HE DIDNT WARN ME THIS TIME AND OH MY GOD HOW DID I THINK I WAS EVER A HETEROSEXUAL LIKE MEN JUST HHHHHHH M E N

    Sharpshooter: me when I saw PoA Tom Felton

    DadWrangler: mine was Harrison Ford

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    10,229
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    The Prophecy says that the Five Dragon Warriors would be the greatest Kung Fu Masters,

    For Years, Everyone thinks that it's the Furious Five, China's greatest Warriors

    But when the day comes for them to be chosen, it ends up being completely different.

    Po and Rei, Hina, Maki and Sakura must learn of their abilities and the nature of Kung Fu, in order to save everything and everyone they love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,608
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    572
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    The nurse sure gets Stiles’ blood pumping, but after getting rejected at the entrance, Stiles would like to think he learned his lesson.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    754
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    Venti has added 14 people to the conversation
    Venti has changed the conversation title to people that fuck kids or smt lol idk
    Venti: your english essay or ur life
    Diluc: my life
    Diluc: release me from this prison we call living
    Jean: do...you need to talk?
    Kaeya: don’t worry, he’s being edgy
    Venti: please guys im actually gonna fail

     

    Or: Its another Modern AU Chatfic, but everyone hates each other.
    (Usually updates on Sunday/Monday, or whenever I feel like it.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    60,063
    Chapters:
    40/200
    Collections:
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    600
    Hits:
    184948
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    “It’s a pity we’re not alone… I’d love for you to turn my mouth into a daycare.”
    TK was gone before Carlos had even fully comprehended his words. He was left alone in the kitchen, staring to where TK was a few seconds ago.

    or, just TK and Carlos using a lot of (bad) pick up lines on each other and flirting

    (rated mature for very suggestive content)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,792
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    978
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    “Good day mister,” he says while tipping an imaginary hat forward, “I am the dashing Richard Tozier I’m sure you've already heard quite a lot about.” Wow, so modest, he's definitely a keeper. “And you are?” he asks, raising an eyebrow, devouring Eddie with his wide-eyed, intrigued stare.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,918
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86
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    Sansa's first meeting with her girlfriend Yara's brothers could have gone better.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    92
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    Inktober Day 17: Collide

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    88
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    Kuboyasu frowned at him. “Don't think I’m into you or anything.”

    “Don’t kid yourself”, Saiko responded. “We banter like a married couple, and you even have a cute nickname for me.”

    Kuboyasu's frown deepened.

    “In what universe is rich bastard cute?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,579
    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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