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    Oneshots of female!Usopp being paired with various male characters.

     
    Chapter 24: (Drake) Beastars inspired: As much as Usopp liked her warm-blooded friends, it was nice to finally talk to a fellow reptile

    Chapter 23: (Hawkins) Usopp’s shot is what defeats Kaido, but it doesn’t feel like a victory when there’s something afoot

    Chapter 22: (Tesoro) Zoro isn’t the only one held hostage by the Casino King

    Chapter 21: (Niji) It was love at first sight (or something like that)

    Chapter 20: (Sanji) Usopp’s admiration for her father is just a façade

    Chapter 19: (Luffy) Usopp started wearing long-sleeved shirts under her overalls for a good reason

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    200
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    "Hi, I'm Spider-Man," the costumed figure says, standing in a bright studio with a white backdrop and holding a cell phone in his right hand, "And I'm here to help my new friend Kelly find true love."

    The video cuts to a title screen, 'tinder takeover | Spider-Man' before cutting to an embarrassed young woman with beautiful red hair and wearing a navy blouse, laughing and covering her blushing cheeks as she groans.

    "I will be taking over her Tinder for a little bit. Kelly," he addresses her, "Do you trust me?"

    Kelly gives him a scrutinizing look and laughing nervously, gives him a skeptical "Mmhmm."

    Spider-Man looks into the camera and deadpans, "The confidence is overwhelming. Careful now, Kelly. I now hold the power of your romantic future in the palm of my hands. Wouldn't want to offend me. Hey, is this how my villain origin story begins?"

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    It's just one shots tbh, something to give me a break in between writing for my other fics.

    Request are fine! You can do so here or on my tumblr (the same name)! I'm open to whatever too, as long as its not something super unethical that I'm writing about.

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    14,520
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2018
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    A collection of short Shieldshock prompts I've written.

    None of these are connected unless otherwise noted.

    I'll mark explicit prompts with an *.

    First chapter is the table of contents.

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    34,617
    Chapters:
    175/175
    Collections:
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    1271
    Kudos:
    622
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    21088
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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    78/?
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    Sam volunteers to be a model for a college art class. He’s just removed his robe and takes a seat in the center of the room, cheeks prickling with rosy heat when all of a sudden a student at the back of the class screeches at the top of his lungs, “hOLY MOTHER-!” And proceeds to fall out of his chair.

    And that’s how Sam met Gabriel.

    And then, shit took a turn for the worst when Sam finds out what Gabe is like off his medication. The friends with benefits aren’t supposed to be lovers.

    Language:
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    73,320
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    959
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    Collection of my smutty DMC fics that don't deserve their own work.

    Pairings and ratings will vary per chapter, but they will all be sexy, smutty and very nsfw.

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    5,343
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2150
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    A series of one-shots involving unique female/female pairings and kinks for each chapter.

    (Summary of tags included for each chapter)

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    113,456
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    96191
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    It's his time to start over .

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    4
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2083
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    An AU story of the Orihara-kai, a small yakuza family in Ikebukuro, allied with the Awakusu-kai.
    This fiction is named after and inspired by this: https://varrix.tumblr.com/post/171417917846/we-are-the-dead-of-night

    Language:
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    154,310
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
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    268
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    The gang are pilling up as many shenanigans as they can. Pranks,games,jokes you name it, they got it. Life can be dull without a bit of fun in the mix.

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    80,449
    Chapters:
    33/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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    Lan Xichen would do anything if it meant his brother was happy, which is what lead him to eavesdropping on the Jiang brothers as they discussed their requirements for a partner.

    Or; Lan Wangji attempts to woo an already infatuated Wei Ying using bad pickup lines, and a few more things.

    Language:
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    41,689
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    347
    Kudos:
    1372
    Bookmarks:
    296
    Hits:
    14052
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    "Intimacy cannot be labelled, it's just truth between two people." – James (PJ) Ransone

    After the death of his mother and a failed engagement, Eddie moves to New York to start fresh and break free from the shadow of his past. His friends help him on the road to recovery, but as Eddie’s thirtieth birthday approaches, he starts to worry about all the things he missed out on. That’s when Eddie meets Richie Tozier, a wild card who seems to be everything that Eddie isn’t.

    Language:
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    Words:
    14,983
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    283
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    The boss of the Port Mafia is merciless against those who oppose him.

    Well he was, until he resigned himself to the fate of the notorious dating app known as Tinder.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    443
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    Jokes are made, kisses are had, and the bed is ignored in favor of a couch.

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    330
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    "Then...bye?"

    "Bye", there was the dimple. Again.

    Jimin turned around to head back in. 

    He paused. 

    And turned around.

    Namjoon was still standing there, watching him.

    "Will I see you again?"

    Language:
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    Words:
    18,765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
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    Vanessa gets caught up in a slight predicament and Brooke comes to her rescue.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
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    A series of One Shots that will revolve around the story of FFXIV Shadowbringers and the relationship between the Crystal Exarch and the Warrior of Light and Darkness. Other than being female, the WoLD is being left free to interpretation. Some One Shots will be connected to each other, others will be stand alone. Some will contain sexual content, while others will not. Chapters with explicit content will be marked as such if that is not your cup of tea.

    Chapter 4 Summary: A Wedding, but not THE wedding. The Crystal Exarch and the Warrior of Light and Darkness become the targets of an unusal wedding tradition on the First. Some sexual content but not explicit. Above the clothes grinding only.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,883
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1641
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    Chris needs to shake an overly enthusiastic admirer, Leon is there to help him.

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    1,314
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    461
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    Richie Tozier, a 18 almost 19 year old boy, has had a crush on one of his lifelong childhood friends Eddie Kaspbrak. The age of consent is just around the corner and he was willing to tell Eddie just how he really felt. He wasn't sure the obstacles he would have to go through to get there though.
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,770
    Chapters:
    2/24
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    99

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