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    Lestrade had half a mind to laugh while the other half was rewinding through their goose chase of a case and trying to remember if, at any circumstance, Sherlock had accidentally been doused and pumped full of nitric oxide.

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    8
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    Natsu and Lucy duke it out to see who can come up with the best pick-up line.

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    4/?
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    32
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    When the Universe assigns a person a soulmate, their eye color appears written on the inside of their soulmate's dominant wrist 7 days before they meet them. It's normally just the word of the color (brown, hazel, green, blue, or gray) shaded the exact color of their soulmate's eyes. But what happens when someone gets words instead of colors? Three boys are about to find out.

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    14/?
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    Michael's never been to a zoo before so Alex takes him in place of date night.

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    1/1
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    26
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    116
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    This is the story of the I time I sassed some guy in the woods, we ended up falling in love, and I became a direct factor in a tragedy that ensued.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    4
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    12
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    2
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    233
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    It was hard to ignore the sulfur.

    It was even harder to try to pretend he was okay with it.

    The world became covered in ash and vog. Volcanoes erupting killed millions all at once. Animals, insects, human. No one was truly safe when left out in the open.

    Once the initial explosion receeded, Shiro was never the same.

    He did the dirty work.

    To survive, of course.

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    Chapters:
    1/3
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    12
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    1
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    66
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    The student's in class Harmony are in a texting group chat.

    Things will not go well

    [CURRENT TIME-DECEMBER]

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    15/?
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    6
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    ...of the people who many ways wandered while running after a hot-headed redhead.

    AKA Belle's random prompt fill collection. Ratings, pairings and warnings if applicable will be stated at the top of each ficlet, as well as in the chapter title.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1802
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    Estinan, a bosmer werewolf, has lost the only real family she's ever had. She's left the wilds and comes back to the city despite her beast blood. She has a fateful encounter with Brynjolf. Thus, her life as a thief begins [Thieves Guild] OC x Brynjolf [Prequel: Howls of Whiterun][Wedneday/Thursday release]

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    3,476
    Chapters:
    2/20
    Kudos:
    2
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    27
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    Five times Sting tries to use a pick-up line on Rogue and failed, and one time it worked.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    29
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    1
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    After wasting his first semester of college being wasted, Lance decides to buckle down and hit the books and act like a goddamn adult. Join Lance on this strange hot mess of a self-discovery adventure of love, hate, and most importantly: growing the fuck up!

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    English
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    21,970
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
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    When Na Bi moves half way around the world to escape her past she never expected to fall in love, let alone with her neighbor.

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    Or when Lee Taemin moves in across the hall from one crazy foreigner he never expects to find her interesting at all. Not with her constant sexual eunendos and dry humor she loves so much. He's taken on the adventure of his life once he's able to break down the wall she's put up around herself.

    But, once her past catches up to her will he be able to keep his butterfly for himself or will she flit away from him for good?

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    Chapters:
    3/20
    Kudos:
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    1
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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    English
    Words:
    164,590
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    615
    Kudos:
    373
    Bookmarks:
    68
    Hits:
    7662
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    Keith wasn't expecting to witness Lance failing to pick-up a girl and most definitely wasn't expecting himself to manage to pick-up a girl. A contact was given and Lance decides to have a little fun with Keith. From there, careless confessions were made. All of which only brought trouble and probably made them realise what they mean to each other.

    Language:
    English
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    36,656
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    355
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    7889
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    When Keith crash lands in a desert, his only way back to civilisation is to follow the signals of a radio show.

    Lance's cheery ramblings fill the empty desert air, and Keith finds himself bonding with the shapeless voice. He begins looking forward to meeting Lance more than actually getting help, but maybe that's a good thing. Because you don't get the whole picture through sound. And when the two finally meet, there's a few surprises in store.

    A kind of cyberpunk fairy tale based on the MonthlyKlance March prompts~

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,107
    Chapters:
    17/18
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1848
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    “You smell like blue.” he let it slip, dumbly. When the other faced him with an expression of fun and confusion, he was sure that his face was in a scarlet tone. “T-thank you, I mean.”

    The teen giggled a little bit, and that sound looked to Keith as purple-yellowish.

    “Weird way to thank someone” he said, looking at him with curiosity. The korean lowered his eyes, embarrassed. “I liked it.”

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    752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    234
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    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    39
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    Keith did not know how he had ended up with twelve screeching kids - they were not his - at a McDonald's he had never been to before. All he knew was that the employee who was helping him tame the horde was making his poor gay heart swoon.
    Now here he was, trying to handle a horde of kids and his stupid crush at the same time for the next few weeks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,169
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    692
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    KW does her typical edgy, b movie horror, bullshit like she's some 80-90s slasher. This makes King Fran Petty sad.

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    1/1
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    Lance transfers schools across the country. He comes face to face (to floor) with the gorgeous Matt Holt and has a genius idea on how to woo the man. Playing Pokemon Go. The only problem? Lance doesn't know what Pokemon Go is. Or what he's in for once he starts playing.

    "Are you sure Pidge doesn't work for Niantic?"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,509
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    261

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