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    bakugou asks izuku to marry him and its cute

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    Where Hanamaru discovers and learns about pick up lines and decides to use them on Yoshiko.

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    A serial killer roaming the busy streets of Las Vegas soon finds that each kill brings an unexpected surprise; a sophisticated, easily-annoyed reaper. With each life they take, the reaper leaves them with more questions than answers, but the two soon find their lives connected in a very strange way.

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    The paladins come together in stages

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    Chiaki Nanami gets caught in a storm, and decides to take refuge in a café

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    Lance loves to flirt. He flirts to tease and to have fun and make people happy... but now that he actually likes someone? He has no clue how he should act. And while Lance awkwardly pines for Keith, Keith had already realized his own attraction for Lance.
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    Keith overthinks every encounter he has with Lance and comes up with weird compliments and pick up lines in an attempt to flirt but Lance thinks Keith is just messing with him.

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    Friday, 6:33pm.

    VernonChwe has created a groupchat

    VernonChwe has named the groupchat just guys being dudes

    VernonChwe added ChoiSeungcheol, JoshuaHong, YoonJeonghan, LeeJihoon, WenJunhui, XuMinghao, LeeSeokmin, JeonWonwoo and 5 others to the chat.

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    “I was just wondering if it hurt?”

    “If what hurt?”

    “When you fell from heaven?”

    The boy sends him an entirely unamused expression. “Did you just call me Satan?”

    Or: for a Hei Briskeby video, Even tries using cheesy pick-up lines on strangers. It goes better and worse than he expects.

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    "If I flip a coin, what you would reckon are my chances of getting head?"

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    Idol Jungkook falls in love with cutie pastel boy Namjoon.

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    September Redmond's an up-and-coming detective with fearless determination and no respect for the rules. When phantom thief Monday Blue drops a dream case into his lap, Redmond must decide whether the dirty criminal could ever be more than a friend — or if throwing in his lot with this vanishing, grinning rascal would be biting off way more than he can chew.

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    Original work, collab between Kurenix and Kuill!! :>

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    25/?
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    [transgedi - to travel across, to go to the other side]
    An Outlier finds themselves in the world of One Piece, determined. To write the greatest of adventures. To prevent tragedy occurring to their captain. To stop a corrupt government. To be free.

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    9/?
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    In which you usually make a fool of yourself.

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    Piemon, one of the dark masters is the most feared digimon in the digital world until a certain vampire digimon goes and steals that title from him. He decided to fight him in order to kill him to regain his title, but instead gained a new feeling inside his chest.

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    Just a place to put all my one-shot SnK fics from tumblr. Genres range from drama to angst to romance. No explicit stuff (sorry), but there's a lot of embarrassing/stammering confessions, f-bombs every five seconds and some actual prose here and there. Will keep updating as I publish more, so keep watching out for new tags if and when they appear!

    Pairings now mentioned in chapter titles so you can read per your preferences. :)

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    So when life hands you lemons, you make a sandcastle out of poop... a poopcastle. And you sculpt a big one, with turrets and drawbridges, the whole nineteen thousand yards, until you can't even see the sky anymore. Because Life, Fate, the Maker, or whatever I should call the motivating factor behind this trainwreck of my story is a sadistic SOB. If I ever get the opportunity to meet whomever is pulling the twisted strings, I will absolutely shove a handful of my special castle-sand right in their face.

    How you like THOSE lemons, huh?!?

    I sound a little angry don't I? A bit prickly pear with the threats and all? Maybe you're just thinking I'm unhinged.

    Trust me, you would be too if all this was happening to you... What, you don't believe me? You're still unsure? If more convincing is what you need, then read on...

    I'll make a believer out of you yet.

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    Reader inserts, for Juni Taisen. Feel free to make requests.

    Rules:
    -Please specify what pronouns you want to be used otherwise I'll use They/them
    -And also please specify what kind of relationship it is
    -NSFW's okay, but must be kept PG13 with Nezumi
    -Absolutely no pedo shit
    -No incest either
    -No vore stuff, that shits just nasty...

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    “It’s just getting worse, isn’t it?” Connor asked with a long-suffering sigh while leaning his hip against the counter, his heart totally not skipping a beat at the innocent grin he received in return.

    “Maybe you should let me take you out on a date before that happens, how about it?”

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    2/2
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    Dean likes Cas. Dean loses a bet to Charlie. His punishment? Use the shittiest pick-up line in existence to ask Cas out. Good thing he likes crappy rom coms so much because his life just became one.

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    If there was any reason for you to hate your job as a barista at a cat and dog cafe, it was because of what happened at 3 o’clock, or rather who turned up, rain or shine.

    Park Jimin.

    He had a reputation at school for being a total trouble maker, blowing around town on his motorcycle, and flirting with anything that moved, including the pets in your care!

    Carefree and annoyingly handsome, you put up with Jimin, even though the sight of him made you cringe. No matter how mean you were he'd still show up the next day, stupid grin in tow, to bother you some more.

    Why don't you understand that the most dazzling smiles can hide the saddest lies?

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    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
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    34
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