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    “What’s that?” Kit eyed the notebook suspiciously.

    “It’s a diary,” Ty replied. “For your Shadowhunter studies. You can put a new entry each day, describing what you learned.”

    And so, Kit began.

    Entry 1: TIL how to stand in a fighting stance.
    Entry 15: TIL that Ty’s favorite musical instrument is the piano.
    Entry 59: TIL how to draw an Iratze.
    Entry 74: TIL that Ty smells like the ocean.
    Entry 95: TIL how to throw a dagger.
    Entry 217: TIL that Ty’s favorite tea is Lady Gray.

    Yes, many of his entries are about Ty. So what? It’s normal. Ty is his best friend.

    While Kit loves to drink, party, and have one-night stands, Ty prefers reading quietly or go on long rides alone on his motorcycle. While they are seemingly opposites, they have the best friendship and everything is great. That is, until Ty meets Sam Firedork - sorry, Sam Firedart - and everything goes to hell.

    Meanwhile, three years into their marriage, Julian and Emma are still acting like newlyweds; Perfect Diego came back to LA and no one knows why; Mark embarrasses himself every time Kieran comes over; and Jaime came back to be with his brother and it has nothing to do with Dru of course.

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    Brothers Sam and Dean Winchester just accidentally came out to one another as bisexual. Worried about their father's reaction, they take off, ending up in Sioux Falls, SD where they used to live six years ago. One night, they head out to the local gay bar because Dean is determined to get his brother laid.
    Gabriel Novak thinks his younger brother Cas needs to get some action, and drags him out to the same bar.
    When the Winchesters meet the Novak siblings, sparks fly. As the months pass, what started out as a simple bar pick-up becomes something much more meaningful for both couples.

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    [transgedi - to travel across, to go to the other side]
    An Outlier finds themselves in the world of One Piece, determined. To write the greatest of adventures. To prevent tragedy occurring to their captain. To stop a corrupt government. To be free.

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    13/?
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    142
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    I have never done anything like this before, but this ship needs more appreciation and can actually manage this ~

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    5/7
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    50
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    3
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    Dennis really, really wants to pick up the hot guy who keeps coming into the bar every weekend. Somehow the words keep getting fumbled on the way out of his mouth. He's trying, he swears.

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    75
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    It's his time to start over .

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    19/?
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    The past few weeks had been quite stressful for Yuta. And Sicheng wants to help him calm down a little...And spend a lot of time with his boyfriend in the process.

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    45
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    Cracky Drabbles. That's it.

    Chp 1: The atmosphere is strained when Shiro enters the bridge.
    Chp 2: “Do you wanna know why my name is Lance?”

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    8
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    Jimin sets up his best friend Yoongi on blind dates but unknown to Jimin, Yoongi is in love with him. But he couldn't tell Jimin about it, fearing that their friendship will be ruined. So, he goes on many failed blind dates.

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    You think it’s funny to use terrible pickup lines on Steve. Lucky for you, he’s already a sure thing.

    For my #Happy Steve Bingo card. The Prompt was ‘Bad Flirting’. Thanks to everyone who sent me the terrible pickup lines.

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    Kuroba Kaito made a new conversation
    Kuroba Kaito changed「New Conversation」to「Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad」
    Kuroba Kaito added Kudou Shinichi to「Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad」
    Kuroba Kaito added Hattori Heiji to「Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad」
    Kuroba Kaito changed Kuroba Kaito to Magic Lupin
    Kuroba Kaito changed Kudou Shinichi to Mama Holmes
    Kuroba Kaito changed Hattori Heiji to Kendo Kid

    Kendo Kid opened「Tasteless Fedora Busters Squad」

    Kendo Kid: what the hell

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    Keith Kogane is a hot new model blowing up social media, and Latte boy Lance has fallen head over heels. He's not sure if he can get through Keith's walls but he can sure as hell try.

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    3/?
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    4
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    16
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    1
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    When the Universe assigns a person a soulmate, their eye color appears written on the inside of their soulmate's dominant wrist 7 days before they meet them. It's normally just the word of the color (brown, hazel, green, blue, or gray) shaded the exact color of their soulmate's eyes. But what happens when someone gets words instead of colors? Three boys are about to find out.

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    12/?
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    After six beeps, someone picks up, “Hello?” The man’s voice is deep, nothing compared to his own, but deep nonetheless.

    “Uh hi?” Taehyung slowly says, “I think I found your dog.”


    writing prompt:

    You're currently on a road trip driving to a place all the way across the country. You've been hearing some weird noises in your trunk ever since you stopped at an inn a day ago, but you've chalked it up to the car being its old crusty self. All of the sudden, one of your car's ties pops and you stop on the side of the road to change it. Upon opening the trunk you discover three little dogs snoring. When you go to pick one of them up, however, you realize it's actually one dog with three heads. You inspect the collar around the middle head and it says:


    CERBERUS
    ONE HECK OF A BIG BOI
    IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO THE UNDERWORLD
    (666)-666-666

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    It’s lonely away from Blackwatch, and Jesse’s already had his fill of it. Usually he can forget how long his bed’s been empty when he at least has Genji or Angela around or work to keep him busy, but this watch-dog mission is wearing him ragged. He goes out, watches, then goes back to an empty apartment, day after day . . . until a new guy comes to town, and he’s everything that would haunt the cowboy’s fantasies; muscled like its his job to be both beautiful and deadly, with the kind of dry wit and smoldering looks that leave Jesse thirsty for more, and just too damn hot not to invite home . . . besides, what his boss doesn’t know, won’t hurt him, right?

    But what he thought was just going to be a one-night-stand keeps going one night more, until Jesse finds that coming home to someone is what he’d been craving down to his bones. Just having someone who laughs at his bad jokes, there to talk with him as he cooks dinner, someone who is the last voice he hears whispering goodnight and the first sleepy good morning. Jesse doesn’t know how long he can keep pretending . . . it’s all fun and games, till you fall for real.

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    One day, I sat with my friend and we began to talk about Cas. What started out as a casual conversation about Castiel's badassery soon turned into a shit talk. I cried from laughing too hard. We met again. And again.
    This is what happened.

    Sometimes serious, sometimes trashy - a collection of short drabbles and one-shots mainly revolving around Castiel trying to get along in the human world, featuring the Winchesters, horrible pick-up lines, Castiel's trenchcoat and frowns. A lot of frowns.

    Updated irregularly.

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    3/?
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    It's the first game of the season and Yuta has been buzzing with excitement all week. Of course they are coming to support him.

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    1/1
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    70
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    5
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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

    Language:
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    281,165
    Chapters:
    68/?
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    215
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    Based on a request I got on Tumblr!!! Already posted there already, just felt I should post again ~~

    "Do you write for Dabi? If you do, can you please write a short fic of Dabi and his s/o stargazing? And in the end, he tells her some cheesy pick-up line."

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