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Long story short, Dave did not expect his day to go in this direction.
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title from chocolate by the 1975
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30 May 2026
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“Dave,” he starts slowly, voice thick and stuffy. “You are doing such a remarkably poor job of comforting me that I’ve been genuinely stunned out of being upset for a second."
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30 May 2026
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“Uh,” the guy says. “Oh god, dude. People are staring. Look, look, just-”
He reaches out a hand. You take it, and then you squeeze as hard as humanly possible because if you have to fall back on self-obsessed, weedy-redditor pathetic alpha male styles of aggression to continue to assert your dominance in this pathetic situation you’ve tumbled head over fucking dumbass into, well then fuck you over and insert a reddit joke here because you don’t know enough about it to finish this particular inner monologue. The world is cold and cruel, and your social media of choice is (unfortunately) twitter.
Or: in which Dave throws a football (with his hands), Karkat catches a football (with his head), and the author’s apparent vendetta against bio labs makes sense in larger context. Promise.
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29 May 2026
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Dave and Karkat pretend to have a crush on each other to get Kanaya and Rose to agree on a double date so they can finally stop dancing around each other.
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29 May 2026
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Your name is Dave Strider and you’ve been watching Karkat Vantas for more human years than you’d like to count.
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29 May 2026
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dave unknowingly pining for karkat for so freaking long ughhhrkfjdb