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    Karkat Vantas: college freshman, human disaster, Esperanto advocate. Karkat has a burning passion, and it is the language Esperanto. In the beginning of his freshman year, he decides to start a club for people interested in learning the language, but saying that his efforts pay off well would be a bit of an exaggeration. But not only is he struggling with his club, but another student keeps following him around the college campus, harassing him, making his life hell. And to be frank, Karkat does not know how much he can take before he snaps.

    You ever wanted to read an educational fanfic? Well, now's your chance. There will be a few short dialogues in Esperanto, but they will be easy to understand, will not be that important to the story, and I will provide translations in the Notes at the end of each chapter.

    Language:
    English
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    28,221
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    722
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    Your name is Dirk Strider. You are seven years old. Your mother and father are dead, your sister might be as well, and you are so painfully alone.

    Your name is Dirk Strider. You are sixteen years old. Your katana drips fuschia blood as your guardian stares disbelievingly at the blade protruding from her chest.

    Your name is Dirk Strider. This is your story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,460
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    285
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    When Karkat's mutation is discovered and he's forced to leave his ship he crash-lands on a strange alien planet that's supposed to be uninhabited. Luckily, not only is he saved by an alien living there, but said alien is also really cute *and* really into Karkat. Just in case Karkat didn't think his day was weird enough, then he starts learning about slime biology. And a little about some of the other inhabitants...

    I might have missed some tags, not sure.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    387
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    Derse princess Rose Lalonde is married off to the Prospitian prince John against her will. Steeling herself against the inevitability of politics, Rose does her best to make the best of the terrible situation. Her newly found friend Jade with her lowblood friends along with the pretty Alternian seamstress-in-training make life a little more bearable, but an unseen catastrophe tears her carefully constructed comfort zone apart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,256
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1220
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    Sometimes, you like to take a moment to yourself to just appreciate your boyfriend.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    456
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    123
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    From a young age, John's been able to read minds; well, hear nearby people's thoughts. CherryPepsiCola by popular demand (I took a poll and this won out by a long shot). The prose is going to be more purple than grape faygo. I'll update tags as I go.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    799
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    73
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    323
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    138
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    This is a story about stories, and about what happens to the characters caught between the pages when their story ends. There are a lot of places it could start. It can start with four children tumbling into worlds that aren’t their own. It could start with those four children finding their way back home and learning to pick up the pieces. It could start with an old woman with a bit of Nonsense left in her step restoring a large house in the country and painting elegant letters onto a sign. Or, it could start with a frightened girl running away and ending up in the place where all stories start.

    But for this telling, the story begins on a blustery April day, when Rose Lalonde dodged out of the way as three figures plummeted out of the sky and landed in a heap on the lawn of Jane Egbert’s Home for Wayward Children.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,467
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    160
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    Karkat is starting his senior year of highschool and meets one of his soulmates, Dave Strider.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,733
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    771
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    Eridan was just doing his job as the Orphaner. It was like every other night. Except now he has a small oliveblood grub in his hive. How in the world did it come to this? Well, it's a long, but actually really short, story.

    basically in which i do a thing ive been thinking about even though theres two other works for me to update.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,534
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    435
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    Karkat Vantas has been through hell and back, multiple times. When he was young-
    You know what, he doesn't have fucking time for this vague and confusing philosophical bullshit. Like seriously, is his inner realizations about how much his life might change important to anybody? He highly fucking doubts it!
    This shit is what someone who actually cared about fate would do, say something ultimately pointless and seem *mysterious*. Fucking bravo. But Karkat knows fate is almost as fake as magic, so he doesn't waste his time wondering if the cosmos will line up perfectly for something important to happen, or whatever it is someone who believes in fate would say.
    Screw waiting for fate or miracles, Karkat has a job to do and he can't waste any time on things like that.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,522
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    698
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    You're where you shouldn't be, you know. You can hear your lusus pacing and prowling and grumbling for you, but you keep crawling downward so that you can reach the sounds of whines and howls and chirps.
    You've done this before, brought food a few times but not this one, and your lusus has never liked it. But you like going down and playing with the other grubs, even if they're sometimes hurt and can't play very much.
    You think you'll bring a few of them back up with you this time to meet your lusus. Maybe your lusus will pick them, too!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,955
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    58
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    You don't like parties. You don't want to be at this party. You end up telling this to the host.

    In your defense, you didn't know it was him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,373
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    253
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    When Dave Strider was seven years old, he won his first fight against his older brother.

    (Please read author’s note for tws)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    881
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    Your lips are loose on the last night of your life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    201
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    Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? Updates every other week (roughly). Tags subject to change.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,301
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    708
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    the damp, cold ending of an otherwise excellent evening.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    42
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    And as his world ended, his journey started.
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    John Egbert. mission? kill your gran gran the condesce. Why? She killed your dad.

    But you can't possibly do this alone, that's why you'll need help (you need therapy my dude)

    But in the meantime, let's see what's cooking in the oven.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,234
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    99
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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,867
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    526
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    5414
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    Checking in with your charges is, officially, the last point of contact before you retire for the day. You’ve walked to and from the connecting blocks so much you swear your feet have made little dents in the palace’s immaculate floor. AA usually opts for a formal well-wishing, whereas you and ED just kind of snipe at each other until one of you passes out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,116
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    132

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