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    Tell me where you’ve seen my life—
    you’ve been biting my hands and knocking me down
    down to the ground.
    Tell me where you’ve been my life—
    I see only what you see, face who you face,
    be who you want to be.

    Clashing lies and clashing thighs.
    Clashing chasing changing minds.
    Tell me what you’ve seen, tell me where you’ve gone,
    tell me where you’ve been.
    Tell me what you saw.

    — Blonde Redhead, ‘Spring and by Summer Fall

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    English
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    Chapters:
    16/21
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1329
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    you, dave strider, famous texan director, billionaire, and most eligible bachelor, have met the funniest fucking troll you've ever seen in your life in the stupidest circumstances.

    is it weird you kind of want to pay his bills since he got fired right in front of you? that's weird, right. holy shit you're a creep.

    wow, you're just like the assholes you hate. too bad you don't have the time to unpack that!

    (any explicit scenes will be clearly marked.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,074
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1126
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    Three years ago, Dave had a illness that resulted in him needing lung surgery, left him with chronic health problems for the rest of his probably-shortened life, and took away vast portions of his memories. To protect his defective heart, he avoids even the stress of knowing exactly what this illness involved.

    But now it's back, and Dave has to deal with the knowledge that he once loved his sister so much, so inappropriately that it nearly killed him. This time, there is no nearly about it. Dave dies at the end.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,261
    Chapters:
    1/7
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    13
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    It gets easier. It gets harder.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,373
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    26
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    12 year old Dirk is spirited away to a magical kingdom where he meets Jake, and they become friends. Magic has costs, though, and the payment is going to be steep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,045
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    198
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    *ON HIATUS FOR REWRITES*

    You get in his car, both of you slinging your bags into the backseat. You can feel Cal’s empty stare on the back of your neck. After an hour, you finally speak up.
    “So where are we going?”
    “Cali.”
    “Why?”
    “Because /someone/ was out of the house during school hours, shoplifting,” he says, and your heart sinks into your stomach. “Because /someone/ had a truancy officer start poking around. And /someone/ is fucking lucky I don’t just let them take you off to juvie or something.” His face is still calm and his voice icy but his hands have tightened enough on the steering wheel that you can see that his knuckles are turning white.
    He’s /really/ pissed.

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    English
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    9,619
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    274
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    After a betrayal by a friend, Terezi Pyrope just wants to trade memes, make allies, and survive the Scholomance. She's on her way to do that, until a rebel princess saves her life and old tensions flare. Between the hungry monsters of the school, romance in the air, and an evil sorceress with half the school in her pocket, Terezi may not survive the year...

    A Scholomance x Homestuck crossover. Please bear with me, I'll try to explain what I can.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    this is what happens when i listen to re-do by american baseball on repeat while mildly sick

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    English
    Words:
    585
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    7
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    Jade Harley has her heart in the palms of her hands, has sown the seeds of love that blossom into the poisonous Oleanders which seem to permanently reside at the edge of Nepeta’s throat.


    Nepeta Leijon, a sophomore in high school, contracts Hanahaki Disease. It all goes downhill from there.

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    English
    Words:
    615
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    11
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    Hal: Alright kiddos, gather 'round. Got some good news, some bad news and some sorta in between news.
    Hal: First off everyone owes Dave 50 bucks, turns out he's right about the theory of Jane busting out aliens and that's why everyone has lost their collective shit all over the place.
    TT: What.
    EB: what!
    GG: omg what!
    TG: what
    GT: Great scott!
    TG: nice one jake you totally ruined the family whatening that was going on
    TG: but seriously what

    Language:
    English
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    12,181
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    62
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    Karkat, an outlaw and gunslinger due to his mutated blood, has been on the run his entire life. He only wants to survive, but at what cost?

    After once more getting forced out of his old job and home, he found a small town in the middle of the desert. It seemed inconspicuous enough for him to lay low for a while, so he decided to stay and look for a job.

    It felt like the town accepted him and were happy to have a new face around, however the Strider ranchers, the only ones able to employ him, don't trust him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,180
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    295
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    AU. Jade Harley breaks up with her first boyfriend. It’s not the end of the world.

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    English
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    3,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    22
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    Read the tags, please I beg of you. It's meant for one person, I hope she loves it. Either way, if you do fucking read this, I'll know when you leave a kudos <3. That's all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,159
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    55
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    Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable VINYL ARMCHAIR, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,121
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2818
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    Karkat's moirail meets his matesprit. It goes alright. Nothing's exploding yet, anyway. Karkat just has to translate, and mediate, and fix Dave, and keep Gamzee in line, and not flip his shit. Fucking easy. It's all under control.
    --
    Gamzee's moirail introduces him to his little alien flushcrush. It goes alright. Just the human's freaking out, and then Karkat's freaking out, and then when Gamzee goes to fix it it gets worse for some reason. It's not like the little squishy motherfuckers count as quadrants. So who knows what the big motherfucking deal is.
    --
    Dave's boyfriend brings around his other boyfriend, and Dave has an educational experience on the subject of quadrants. It goes alright. Except the guy's a handsy dick who doesn't speak basically any English and wears clown makeup. And Karkat seems to be making some kind of romance power-move at him to prove a point. And Dave's dripping blood all over his favorite pair of sweatpants.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    424
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    A stranger is sitting casually on your couch, right in the middle—wearing old, scratched-up, ugly-ass aviators indoors, looking all cool and unruffled—like he has every right to be there. What the fuck.

    “What the fuck,” you growl, standing frozen on the threshold.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,529
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    752
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    Karkat, a shut in game tester, develops a routine of grabbing coffee at Starboons every morning. Which is funny because he doesn’t particularly enjoy coffee and he despises the pretentiousness of the barista that works there… or does he really?

    Meanwhile Eridan struggles to find love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    86,742
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    4550
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    Jane and her roommate Roxy have been living together for months, and a particularly stand out dream makes Jane question her feelings toward the girl.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,744
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    106
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    Jake's expectations of what BDSM clubs are cruelly dashed, but at least he meets a handsome sub to make up for it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,574
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    759
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    You just curl up and shiver once he’s gone, just imagining again how big and rough his hands are, what he could do to you, what he did do to you--with just a twitch of his hand he broke your bones, when you can barely get your own claws to pierce your own skin. He could hurt you, really hurt you, not just raise stinging purple welts on your skin and bite not quite hard enough to satisfy. Big as he is, he could crumple you up like a broken puppet and hurt you until you saw gods.

    He could ruin you.

    A kink meme fill for consensual sadomasochistic/BDSM Makaracest that grew massively out of hand. Now with plot, and xenosociology, and paler flavors of porn, and more clown church than you can shake a stick at. Complete unless I change my mind and post more!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    403,602
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    878
    Kudos:
    1112
    Bookmarks:
    224
    Hits:
    33309

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