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    You sigh and mark your page in the book. Maybe one day you'll finish it. Your hair is already sticking to your forehead, curling into your eyes. You note somewhat absently that you need a haircut as you start down the stairs. You're maybe halfway down when you hear something crash on the first floor, and you probably shouldn't go down there but part of you thinks this is necessary.

    Another crash resounds from the kitchen, so you carefully avoid it and dash through the living room and through the front door.

    You immediately notice that the outside feels nicer than the inside. You decide you're not going to go back, not for awhile. The social workers can find enough incriminating evidence without your help, as if your appearence weren't enought.

    You known they'll take you away, you are surprisingly ok with that.

    If your Mother wants you around, she can wake up and start being a parent again.

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    Rose Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived, receives her Hogwarts letter on her eleventh birthday, in 1991. Of course, Rose Potter also remembers being a different girl named Rose, one with the last name of Lalonde. The connections from her past life spill into her new one once she realizes that the adult Dirk Strider who raised Dave is currently young enough to go to the same school as her: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

    What does it mean to enter a society that might reject you? How much should you change yourself, and how much should you change society?

    (A fic inspired by reading too many Girl-Who-Lived fics where the girl was named Rose, but wasn't the Rose I hoped she was!)

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    11/?
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    95
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    128
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    36
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    DAVE: look its like im standing on a soapbox

    DAVE: and yall are hovering around me in the town square of some village with so much goddamn dirt on its cobblestones so you know its in both monetary and moral squalor

    DAVE: but not for long cause im about to impart godly knowledge on you

    DAVE: about troll romance

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    2/10
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    13
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    32
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    4
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    194
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    When you go into the kitchen, you expect a normal Dad Interaction. What you get are newfound siblings, missing friends, and a changed worldview.

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    3/?
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    9
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    28
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    7
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    370
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    Dave can definitely survive three years on this rock with no one but his sister and a pack of aliens. Even if those aliens don't have Alphas and Omegas and don't smell like anything at all. It's cool. Dave's cool. He can do this. It's only three years. He's sure he can get through a few heats alone.

    There might just be one little snag with that - y'see, he's still bonded to a dead man.

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    15/?
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    35
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    6072
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    Dave deals with the self-imposed pressure of trying to label himself while surrounded by beings that have zero concept of labels (and their implications)as a whole. Also, his sister, who is a lesbian. He should probably take advantage of that.

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    1/1
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    4
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    26
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    A king is crowned, a treaty is signed, and peace must be forged by all.

    Which apparently includes being carted around like a player on a chess board, destined only to play until your relevance is discarded.

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    2/?
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    6
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    15
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    Rose is just a normal girl, living somewhere in the cities of the new world. Everything is fine, and as it should be until she remembers.

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    1/1
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    2
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    8
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    Growing up on a flying meteor is hard work. You know this from experience.

    TG: dude what is this piece of shit you just sent me
    CG: TO PUT IT IN YOUR HUMAN TERMS:
    CG: IT’S A FUCKING LOVE STORY, DAVE.

    Well, it's a bit more than that.

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    TG: i had a dream
    TG: another one

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    Dave, Rose, and their respective partners live on the knife‘s edge of what ‘society‘ considers ‘acceptable‘. Sometimes the knife twitches, and all they can do is try to salvage the aftermath.

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    Not tagged with Graphic Violence because I subscribe to the letter of the law, and technically Dave spaces out. So for a given definition of ‘graphic‘, this still counts as Teen and willful ignorance of tag use on my behalf.

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    1/1
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    After Daves recent move to the suburbs, he opens his door at 2am to a guy bleeding out on his doorstep.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    68
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    149
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1331
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    Exactly what it says on the tin! @hsartkind on Twitter is running a daily promptfest for 04/13/20, and I... haven't exactly been keeping up, but I'm doing my best and having fun. All tags are subject to change. Also, if you think any of these ficlets are worth expanding/continuing, I have more ideas for all of them, so...please comment.

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    Chapters:
    7/30
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    Your name is KANAYA MARYAM. You’ve been on this meteor for less than three human weeks, and thus far you’ve been occupying yourself with
    1. Watching Rose trying to alchemise things and then getting superbly frustrated when she fails
    2. Listening to her apologies and explanations over lashing out when frustrated
    3. Watching her try to list the simplest concepts she knows of
    4. Clown hunting
    5. Avoiding Vriska

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    72
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    63
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    18
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    1110
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    Dave Strider is late to the orientation of his new 'College', Skaia. Not only that but apparently every human is getting a assigned troll this year. When did that happen, or more importantly Why? Well he doesn't fucking know but what he does know is who the troll he got assigned is and well...

    Karkat Vantas is your average discriminated against mutant blooded troll with the un-average attitude of pissed off cat on steroids. Wow what an amazing troll to partner up with our cool dude, Dave Strider.

    Well anyways here is the story of friendships and love. Wow how sweet! Oh and some angsty stuff! But who doesn't like a little angst on the side amirite?

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    2,613
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    7
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    1
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    John loves Dave. what is more romantic than going to study deciduous forests in the middle of June? yeah, a lot of things

    inspired by the douchestuck comic on instagram!!!

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    3,448
    Chapters:
    4/4
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    10
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    127
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    Dave Strider comes from a more than well-off family, so well off in fact that his older brother, Dirk, is sailing the seas with his own crew intent on conducting research on the elusive mermaid. Dave comes along for the journey into loosely charted waters, pessimistic about the endeavor, that is until he accidently courts a mermaid.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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    50
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    122
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    13
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    1718
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    Everything hurts. Your sliced bicep screams with every movement and your battered chest throbs sharply each time you take a breath. Your entire back burns fiercely. There’s a nasty bruise forming on your jaw, you can feel it.

    Bro is standing a good few feet away, coolly assessing you. It’s obvious that you’re not doing too hot and you wonder when this fight will end. The answer is not now, because he’s raising his sword and gearing up to swing.

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    Dave sees absolutely nothing wrong with his home life. His friends do.

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    2/?
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    10
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    50
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    10
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    397
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    You think, in your clearest moments, that maybe you’re trying to prove yourself to Bro.

    Well fuck him for dying, fuck him for hurting you, and fuck him for daring to let you miss him anyways.

    You wish you didn’t miss him anyways.

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    Coming to terms with abuse is harder than it sounded on paper. Frankly, if he weren't stuck on a meteor in the middle of nowhere, Dave might have just called it quits.

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    4,560
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    169
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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    320,037
    Chapters:
    73/?
    Comments:
    1386
    Kudos:
    1054
    Bookmarks:
    202
    Hits:
    21108

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