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    this story is a (very late) secret santa gift.

    dave and karkat fight, it's in their nature. but one fight took things too far and now after suffering an accident, they have to build things from the ground up.

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    You’re in the kitchen, taking part in one of your absolutely favorite pastimes, sitting with your face pressed down onto the table. It’s totally cool and great for the skin and not just you sulking because you’re bored and nobody is around to bother at the moment.

    "Oh good, you're not doing anything. I need your help with something."

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    I wish you were real, that way I wouldn't have to get over everything that happened. Had you been real, I- no, we- would be normal. We wouldn't have to unpack it all with you standing next to us; idyllic versions of our parents. You never did anything wrong in this life. You're just stupid teenagers who didn't ask for all this. But now you have it; now you have us.

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    You’ve never been to the ocean before. You’ve never even been in a pool. There wasn’t one in the shitty apartment complex you grew up in, and Bro wasn’t really the type of guardian who took you on fun beach trips in the summer.

    This is exactly the type of guardian your mom is, though.

    [A.K.A. Dave spends the summer getting to know his family for the first time, and might meet someone else along the way :P]

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    Dave knows what men on Earth are supposed to act like, no matter how much he dislikes it, Bro made sure of that. Karkat has never had the time away from Alternia’s cultural context to consider defining himself outside of it.

    Neither of them would ever in a million years talk about this stuff with each other, of course. It’s not what men do, and they’re both men, right?

    Right?

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    It's winter break of Rose and Dave's freshman year of college. Bro and Mom are getting divorced.

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    "A light starts blinking in the corner of your eye, drawing your attention towards your idle monitor just before an incessant beeping starts up. The noise thankfully doesn’t begin to drive you out of your mind before a few clicks on your keyboard brings the screen to life. The beeping goes quiet but the light continues to flash and a shortcut on the home screen blinks at you. You navigate into the program that connects you to the observatory in New York and you look at the recorded anomaly - anomalies! - and a grin slowly stretches across your face. “Yes!” you cheer and throw your arms up, spinning away in your desk chair. “Finally!” When your foggy mind absorbs the rest of the relevant information, however, your stomach sinks like a stone in water.

    There were three meteors within a week of landing which is… Well, it’s certainly not expected and you can feel the headache coming on as you imagine trying to explain to the twenty-somethings that surprise! You’re gonna be parents after all. Yeah, that’ll be great."

    (Or, a Post-Scratch AU where Dirk and Roxy land at the same time as Jake and Jane. Oh, and some more familiar faces show up in the Alpha Session. Or, an AU just about as convoluted as Homestuck itself.)

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    your sister is so annoying, you don't get why she cares so much about your mental state.

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    i never got to finish the actual story of this, but i honestly loved this pesterlog too much and im very proud how it came out

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    In which Dave can’t sleep and has nothing better to do, so he texts his sister.

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    (Homestuck-Madoka Magica crossover) In an AU where the Striders end up in Mitakihara in winter, a combination of the magical girls remaining in Madoka’s new universe, a random selection of Christmas traditions and various abuses of cake mixes and mistletoe result in a very strange yet magical Christmas, especially for Dave Strider and Akemi Homura.

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    This is a self indulgent fic of how ds having an identity crisis and Dirk tries to help. Yeah it's short and unfinished and has an open ending but it's cute I think.
    kinda out of character ig? I'm not a good writer.

    he will get comfort eventually.

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    You are sixteen years old when, despite your best efforts, the world ends.

    It is a cold, rainy October, characterised by bitter winds and frequent storms. You have spent your days alternating between studying and sleeping, with the occasional venture out of the house to visit your sole friend on the other side of town. Those are the best days, where you can forget your responsibilities and simply relax.

    It is poetic then, in some cruel way, that it is on one of those days that you kill Rose Lalonde for the first time.

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    OR: Five Times Kanaya Kills The Apocalypse And One Time The Apocalypse Kills Her Back

    Written for Rosemary Month Day 21: Grimdark/Rainbow Drinker

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    The universe is young, the gods are younger, and the first signs of life are only just beginning to crawl out of the sea. For Dave, everything still feels tentative and new, and his friendship with Karkat all the more so. But, despite everything, the future is starting to look brighter.

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    “You’re hopeless,” she sighs, shaking her head.  She glances at your bag.  “How long are you staying?”

    You shrug, all casual-like and cool and definitely not at all nervous about the answer to that question.  “I dunno.  Long as you’ll put up with me?”

    “And where would you go, then?”

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    The Horrorterror invasion is over, the Empress is dead, and Dave and Karkat are living in the suburbs. Where are they supposed to go from here?

    Read VeritasExhausted's "If I Lose Everything In The Fire" first or you will understand nothing.

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    Dave and Rose are twins. They live with their single mom, who loves them and takes good care of them. Their 2 older siblings, Dirk and Roxy, have gone off to college. Everything seems normal.

    But one night, a man comes to the house to speak with Mom. Dave and Rose find out that he is their father (whom Mom had divorced before they could remember), and that he wants custody of one of the children. When Mom refuses, he abducts Dave and takes him back to Houston. Dave and Rose then grow up apart, Rose with Mom and Dave with his “father” (or Bro, as he makes Dave call him). Mom starts breaking down after Dave is taken, and she relapses into alcoholism. Though the twins grow up in different situations, neither is taken care of well; Dave is actively abused (physically and mentally) whereas Rose is treated with neglect.

    Even though specific memories fade over time, the twins grow up remembering each other, and from the moment they’re separated onwards, they have one goal in mind: to see each other again.

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    Dave Strider joins the school SBURB club at the request of his sister Rose. He creates a character and befriends the other players. Teen drama ensues.

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    Magic and witches, secrets and elves, expect the unexpected with prince Dave Strider of Derse Empire. Things seem bleak following the disappearance of his uncle, but after a chance encounter, Dave realizes that things may be more complicated than things seem at first. All he wanted to do was make it to his eighteenth birthday without more problems, but the gods have much more in store for him.

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    Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.

    The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.

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    20/?
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