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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    Rose finds a big empty book in a chest. She intends to share her experiences of the game for future players to use as a guide, but it dissolves into gay ramblings, psychoanalysis of everyone she lives with, and oversharing shockingly quickly as she tries to cope with the huge messy list of things that happened on John’s birthday.

    Kanaya is mourning the loss of the Matriorb and her friends, and has no idea where to go from here. She’s got weekly Stitch ’n Bitch meetings, a newfound thirst for blood, and a mouth that won’t stop Saying Words against her better judgement. Hopefully she can make it through this in one piece.

    Dave’s trying to get it together. Karkat’s confused. Vriska’s got the irons. Terezi’s got the fire. Gamzee’s… Gamzee.

    It’s going to be a long three years.

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    A pair of royal siblings and their consort journey to liberate a realm from the wicked King Noir. No one said it was going to be easy.

    Based on the unfinished Paradox Space comic of the same name.

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    Dave and Karkat have a pretty gorgeous rivalry going and everyone knows it except them.

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    15/?
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    working at the comic book shop is bad enough, but terezi's pretty sure two ghost siblings haunting the building make all of their jobs even harder than they have to be

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    A collection of standalone Homestuck ficlets and one-shots that didn't warrant being published individually.

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    4/?
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    It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.

    It's not like one night is going to change anything.

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    319. "Where did that cat come from?"

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    The camping trip didn't go as planned; Dirk's missing and Dave Strider keeps seeing things that by all his accounts and blogs, shouldn't exist. What was the girl in the woods who wore his face? Why are the woods filled with so many things that nobody will explain?

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    31/?
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    After hearing about a Mysterious Creature at school, Dave and Rose team up with classmates John and Jade to search for excitement in the woods. From there, the town's mysteries seem to appear out of nowhere.

    A story of bonding between four surprisingly lonely kids and the hi-jinks they get up to in the name of scientific discovery and friendship.

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    CS: imagine making a group chat with your friends.

    TG: wait

    TG: oh sweet troll jegus thats amazing

    TG: bro your an ironic genius

    CS: now youre getting it.

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    3/?
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    As it turns out, saving the world takes some trial and error.

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    As it turns out, taking too many off brand painkillers can lead towards a whole string of events that no one expects, which is exactly what Dave Strider learns one Saturday night.

    Not to say said events are bad. Actually, they're the opposite, for a vast number of reasons.

    a small (but not really) fic written by two moirails who have Way too much time on their hands <>

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    4/?
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    “Hello, Dave,” You say, tiredly. You attempt to stand, then give it up as a bad idea. “How have you been?”

     

    “Uh,” He says, again. “Like. Shitty, I guess?"

    or

    Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider on the precipice of understanding each other and beginning to heal (and also dismantling compulsive heterosexuality and the concept of hyper-masculinity as beneficial to young people).

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    “I’m starting to think that all this bullshit I’ve been throwing around isn’t doing a thing to protect me from the worst parts of myself,”

    or

    Dave on a meteor surrounded by aliens and one human, a week after a suicide mission that didn't take, learning more about himself than he ever could've otherwise.

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    1/1
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    Everyone had expected for them to win.

    No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.

    It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?

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    Relationships are hard when your species wasn't meant to have any.

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    10
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    Rose never really did have a strong survival instinct.

    In which I completely go crazy over character interactions and use this pathetic story as an excuse for my horrible actions.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    “Rose.” Dirk’s tone was calm but strict. “Your mother had a bright future ahead of her. And I’m proud of her for, for managing to make such a life for herself after being a teen pregnancy. She’s not another statistic, she’s…”

    To anyone else, Rose might look annoyed, but Dirk could read the sadness reflecting off her eyes. The way she played with her hair, the way she pulled at a thread on her old pajamas.

    “She’s your mother, Rose.” Dirk sighed. “Just how I’m your father, no matter what you call me.”

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    Dirk Strider, father to twin children at 15 years old, has to deal with the return of their mother and her newfound family.

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    1,390
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    1/?
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    2
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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    304
    Kudos:
    731
    Bookmarks:
    163
    Hits:
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