9 Works by ProperPirate
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Edward Teach, NYC restauranteur, is going out on a date for the first time in years.
It goes better than planned.
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The cravat wasn’t the only article of clothing Ed had nabbed from Stede.
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After Captain Bonnet finishes their bedtime story and turns in for the evening, the crew make up some of their own.
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Fan fiction within fan fiction, benches!
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“Your first kiss was the same day you left him?”
“Yes.”
“Huh.”
“That’s awful, isn’t it?”
“It’s not great.” -
Our Flag Meets Ragnarok by ProperPirate
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Thor (Movies)
15 Jul 2022
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The one where Thor saves them from the British, because that makes sense.
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“What else can I do, Lucius?” Stede asked, voiced strained with desperation.
“Have you tried sucking his cock? I find that’s an extremely efficient method of communication.”
“Lucius! I’ve never –”
“Exactly! You have never and will never if you don’t do something more direct.”
“More direct? What’s more direct than a treasure hunt?”
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It was the closest thing to a siren song Izzy had ever heard on land. Who was this kindred soul? He looked for the owner of the voice and saw a striking figure in a red dress and matching eyepatch sitting at the bar alone. For the first time, Izzy Hands felt compelled to approach a woman in a bar.
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Blackbeard, scourge of the seas, legendary plunderer, epic maimer, and committer of patricide, was in a meadow picking flowers for the boy he had a crush on.
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Stede can't keep it down.