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    Stede Bonnet knows the boat has been overrun by pirates, he's not an idiot, and yet, he can't bring himself to tell anyone and potentially ruin this new friendship.

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    A modern-day AU fanfic in which Edward Teach is a nineteen-year-old, animal-obsessed, soon-to-be veterinarian, queer man who falls for an employee at the local Lush Shop called Stede Bonnet.

    In other words: A very queer, slow-burn, and flirty story about them learning how to trust, love and feel comfortable with each other. [And in the process, ends up becoming the gang’s two dads.]

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    Fully plotted storyline. — Updating every other Friday. [Twice a month]

    [I put content warnings in the summary of every chapter - including kiss scenes]
    ↳ BUT if you feel like I've missed one, tell me about it, please. I want everyone to feel comfortable, okay?

    The Three Musketeers (aka Beta Readers) working on this fanfic are:
    - alis_propriis_volat
    - TheMagZ
    - chicken_in_black

    Thank you guys for doing this for me. You've saved my little dyslexic ass so many times.
    I'm forever grateful, and in your debt. - Check out their stories too! They're really good.

    And thank you for reading this whole thing. I hope you'll enjoy the story!

    Love, Samuel

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    “Make love to me, Ed.”

    The words lodge themselves in Ed’s belly, twanging like a just-thrown knife. No one’s ever asked him to do that before. Indeed, nothing in all his vast amounts of prior sexual experience could have possibly been termed “making love”. He panics.

    “I… don’t know how,” he tells Stede helplessly, his eyes pleading for Stede to understand.

    Stede cups the side of his face with a hand, impossibly kind and firm. “Yes, you do,” he tells Ed. “I know you do. Make love to me, Edward Teach.”

    He declares this the way he might recite the measurements of The Revenge or list their last ports of call. Not even confidently, but as facts no one would even think to dispute. Ed’s heart leaps into his throat, threatening to smother him. “How do you know?” he chokes out.

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    Stede Bonnet, modern day wealthy vice president of his father’s company, tires of his monotonous life of commuting from the hustle of the city to the cookie cutter suburbs and dreams of a peaceful life on a New Zealand sheep farm. However, because he has absolutely no idea what he is doing, he must hire a crew of unique and lovable farm hands.
    Things did not go as planned…

    Come yell at us on Twitter @weejanefeeney (individual posts on this account) and @bigjanefeeney the sister account

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    Edward Teach is a fashion model who has seen and tasted everything. Probably too many things.

    Stede Bonnet made a name for himself as one of the greatest therapist in LA.

    Stede knows how to help people. Edward stopped asking for help a long time ago.

     

    OFMD SMAU crossposted from twitter (@Braintrotmess), Updated max once a day here, but I'm more active on Twitter.

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    Stede Bonnet, recently divorced, returns to the town he once knew with a plan. He's got the house (older and more derelict than he remembers), he's got the bees (and the theoretical skill to keep them), and he's going to be(e) happy if it's the last thing he does. (Stede is, as it turns out, a bit miserable no matter how hard he tries.)
    Ed Teach has been keeping all of his various demos at bay more or less successfully for years now. He's known as THE beekeeper in town, always meticulous, always gentle, never too bothered with rules, expectations, or protective gear for that matter. (Ed is also, no matter how hard he tries, a bit bored at this point.)

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    This story takes place after episode 10. *Spoilers*
    It had been a little over a year since Ed’s heart died. The Kraken ruled the seas without mercy. Another pirate captain reaches out to Blackbeard with a potential business proposal. He's got some merchandise that's going to make everyone filthy rich, and he wants a partner.
    The merchandise turns out to be the very last thing Blackbeard expects.

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    Ed arranges a trip to show Stede something special

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    When the Kraken clipped Izzy's wings, he knew he was going to be alright. He just had to wait until new feathers grew in. Until then, he was just glad to have his Blackbeard back.

    And then he fell.

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    After a totally platonic not-date at the arcade, Stede's (very slowly) dawning realization of his attraction towards Ed leaves him flustered and second-guessing his every move. But he soon learns he has nothing to worry about. Quite the opposite.

    Alternate ending to a scene from faeeebaeee's incredible OFMD 1980's analog/SMAU "Piña Coladas".

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    Edward Teach is the increasingly dissatisfied co-owner of Blackbeard Antiques with his best friend Izzy. He loves the fine things they sell, but is sick of a life surrounded by obnoxious rich people. Then one day he encounters a pretty posh boy (well middle aged man) he can actually stomach and who might just change everything…

    Stede Bonnet has channelled his mid-life crisis into becoming an unconventional Saville Row tailor, making beautiful bespoke suits at Bonnet & Friends with a merry crew of misfits. The trouble is they don't have any paying clients and the business is on the brink of failure before it's even really begun. Then one day a gravelly voice calls out of the blue with a business opportunity that might help the struggling tailor find his feet personally and professionally…

    A modern AU set in England that no one asked for, but popped unbidden into my head out of nowhere anyway! Relatively long form, mostly fluff with some angst and a bit of smut down the line.

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    "Sabía que había lastimado a Ed, quién había pasado por tantas cosas y ahora era esto, un hombre dividido entre un ángel y un monstruo. Lo peor es que no sabía cómo ayudarlo, dejarlo de nuevo sería una catástrofe y lo llevaría a un destino incluso peor. Sólo esperaba que todo terminara rápido, que Ed regresara y le contara una historia para dormir, que besara sus cabellos y durmieran abrazados".

    *Créditos correspondientes al artista cuya imagen usamos como portada.

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    Surprising no one, Stede Bonnet absolutely loses his frigging mind when Edward Teach makes him a cake (because he’s hangry and dramatic and just wants his dinner).

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    Stede Bonnet is 46 before she realises she’s a woman.

    Now, two months divorced, and four months after coming out to her family and friends, she meets someone she never expected to meet.

    Another trans woman in their mid 40’s

    A story of how your life changes once you finally find yourself, a found family, and maybe falling in love along the way.

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    The son of a wealthy business man, Stede Bonnet always does what he is Supposed to do and buries himself in books and daydreams to keep the unhappiness at bay--that is, he did, right up until he realized he was gay. He left his wife, children, and Old Money lifestyle behind and fucked off to become a real-life Gentleman Thief.

    Ed is a seasoned and highly-skilled thief who's become famous for a job that he doesn't even like anymore. Izzy, his on-again/off-again partner, meanwhile, is the actual perpetrator of much of Blackbeard's famed violence.

    When Ed impetuously saves Stede and his crew from a robbery gone wrong, Ed and Izzy are jolted out of their accustomed binary orbit and forced to consider what they really want out of life and what they want from each other. At the same time, Stede is enthusiastically learning how to show off his own true colors, whether that be in the realm of crime or in the field of love.

    Izzy is certain that Stede is going to get them all killed. If he doesn't murder him, first.

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    “Gotta warn ya, mate,” Ed said in that same unusually-bright-given-the-circumstances tone from earlier, “rooms at these kinds of places are usually too small to fit two beds. We’ll probably have to share.” Ed punctuated the warning by whistling a few sing-songy notes as they arrived at their room and he fit the iron key into the lock.

    “I see,” Stede said, feeling that thrill again. Likely from the authenticity of sleeping in close quarters, like a real pirate. Really thrilling stuff, that. “I suppose we could get a second room, if–”

    “NO,” Ed interrupted loudly, startling them both. He cleared his throat and began again at a more location-appropriate volume. “No, the innkeeper said this was the only room left–” he turned the lock– “so we’ll have to make do with whatever’s here.”

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    A subversion of the Only One Bed Trope, and a love letter to OFMD fanfic everywhere.

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    When the notorious Charles Vane happens upon the Revenge, things are surprisingly smooth. Stede is happy for Ed that he reunited with an old friend, who is known for torture and brutality, but has more respect for the Revenge and her captain than two other particular people. However, a pirate's life is a short one. Realizing what he had until it's gone, Stede will do anything to get back to Edward, who is on a self-destructive path of bloodlust and death. Meanwhile, Vane plans to take over Nassau. Ending up at the wrong place and at the wrong time, Stede and Charles are both due for a hanging.

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    Stella Bonnet realizes the horrible mistake she made and her true feelings for her Co-Captain Edith Teach and must make things right.

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    The backstory to how Frenchie and Izzy ended up together in my "More Than Surviving" fic. Don't worry, reading that isn't crucial if you want to follow these two along - I promise they still end up together in the end.

    Frenchie is the only one left on the Revenge with any sympathy for Izzy Hands, in addition to being the only one with the sewing skills to fix a mangled foot. Wound tending isn't meant to be something intimate, but Frenchie learns to see Ed's first mate as something other than an angry curse amidst the bandage changes and angry pleas to be left alone.

    Izzy struggles with coming to terms with the mistakes he's made regarding his captain and finds himself falling for a bard that has somehow managed to remain on board and weasel his way into his heart.

    A fic with a bit of angst and a lot of love, considering the hopeless fools that find each other in the end.

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    There is nothing Izzy wouldn't do for his captain. Even if it means debasing himself and submitting to torture in Ed's place.

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