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    At the factory in Azzano, Bucky turns heads and his smart answers earn him no friends.

    That's not always a good thing, especially when he draws the attention of a dog handler who honestly reminds him of a healthier, angrier Steve with even worse impulse control. If that's even possible. Bucky has dealt with worse, though. The kid is too unsure of himself to do anything too stupid, like show off his new pet in front of the other guards... or ask his attack dogs to defend what's left of Bucky's honor.

    Impulse control. For someone who considers himself a German Shepherd to Bucky's coyote, he really needs to work on his impulse control.

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    33/?
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    In one sentence: A group of high school students are pitted against the forces of light and darkness in a battle to save the world, and learn the hard way that fear and ignorance create the most dangerous monsters of all.

    Longer version: A Yu-Gi-Oh! GX story rewriting their final year, the story begins just before Saiou and Juudai's final duel beneath the Obelisk Blue Dorms at the end of second season. Even with Saiou's death, Juudai is certain that this is not the end of the Light, and seeks comfort in the dark items won from the Seven Stars assassins and Amnael's Book. When they return from summer break they find the Morality Committee back in full military swing, the Fourth Dorm rebuilt, and Fubuki serving as the new chemistry teacher. None of this bodes well.

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    16/?
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    In late 2037, a traumatic brain injury received in a car accident causes a human to begin doubting what is real, and what is a false memory. As the evidence mounts in favor of her delusions having some basis in reality, the clock is ticking its way straight down to a massacre - a war between humans and androids.

    Haunted by ghosts from a world that shouldn’t exist, frightened to see that the most important figure in that world has gone AWOL, and armed only with deteriorating traces of foreknowledge, what can a lone organic do to save a synthetic species that doesn’t know it’s doomed?

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    61/?
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    After Bor's death, the entire family manage to make it into town for the will reading. It's only been a few months since Loki had a close call with a car accident he probably should not have survived, which only adds to the tension of having too many people in a house with not enough beds.

    But the funny thing about death is it has a way of unveiling all sorts of secrets, whether or not they have anything to do with the deceased. And for Loki and Sylvie, this has the potential to be catastrophic.

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    6/?
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    The loss of Petra hangs heavy in Levi’s heart through the years since her untimely death, and it is no less difficult for Petra residing in the World of the Paths. However, a miracle from the Paths brings new hope that will change the course of the final war to come--a war shaped by children, parents, love, revenge, and sacrifices, for which all must dedicate their hearts. And to earn the ending they most desire, Levi and Petra must learn from their pasts, and decide what to hang on to and what to let go of.

    Fix-it fic for both character development and plot, fulfillment of your (or at least my) sexiest, funniest, and angstiest Rivetra fantasies, and revisit of many secondary characters who get a second life in death via the Paths.

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    23/?
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    Ezra, a former inquisitor now working as a mercenary, falls for Jedi Master Luke Skywalker. It's nearly impossible to hide the fact that he used to track down Jedi... especially when Luke asks for his help to track down Jedi.

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    Posted for the 2022 Star Wars Big Bang!

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    67
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    After passionately hating each other for nearly a decade of their dysfunctional adulthoods, Sabrina and Leaf are forced to cooperate when Team Rocket exploits glitches to take over the world.

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    “Is that you, Aerith? This one believes the fire is almost ready for dinner.” No response, and that smell again, prickling his scales…then three Dark Elves stepped out of the woods, sneering down at Kharkhavi with weapons already in hand. He cast an eye over them; leather armor and swords mainly, though the one on the left already had an arrow nocked to his bow and the central figure carried a spear like he knew how to use it. The scent was clearer now; ash and iron, as familiar to him as his own scales. Bandits, probably.

    ...Or slavers. Perfect…

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    A short intro, in which dinner invites itself over.

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    65/?
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    Lee Walker is far from home when they pull a half-drowned Monkey D. Luffy out of the water and accept his offer to become his nakama (not First Mate, no matter what anyone says). It’s not a life meant for them, but Lee’s past caring - for as long as Luffy wants them, with the Straw Hats they will stay.

    But the Grand Line is full of dangers, and Lee has only their strangely powerful guns, memories of another world, and the dreams of a man who died long ago to see them through to the end.

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    You want to sit at the King's side? Prove you’re worthy of it. Of him. Can you? Will you?

     

    Yes. I can. I will.
    I have no choice.

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    6/100
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    Six years after the Promised Day, Edward Elric leads a quiet(er) life with his fiancée in Resembool. But when military scouts spot a Drachman flag flying over Fort Briggs, Ed and Winry both soon find themselves heading north. Between warmongering generals, foreign fugitives, and a nefarious scheme for human transmutation, nothing is quite so simple as it seems.

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    How far would you go in the name of freedom? How far would you go to get what should be yours?

    The truth of the world was only the beginning. Truth isn't clear-cut, black or white. And neither is war.
    After Nora and Levi went through living hell - again and again, as is the way of the Scouts - in the pursuit of freedom, finding each other in the process, they are about to face an enemy bigger and more complicated than they could have imagined. If they want to protect what matters most, if they want to live, they must face truths they'd rather not face, and they must decide whom to trust.
    Above all, they must fight.

    [Sequel to Once More, with Feeling. S4 AU. Can also be read standalone.]

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    Who should be waiting to meet Eve on the bank of the Thames, other than Carolyn. Fucking. Martens?!

    Or

    In which everybody dies.

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    Divorced sheriff of a small town, quiet new arrival.
    In the age of technology and connection, two souls feel as alone as ever - but maybe they can find some comfort in eachother when their paths happen to cross.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    17
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    a collection of the bizarre, tasteless and oddly-specific 40k jokes naturally produced through this author's life-cycle. Viewer beware

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    12
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    One day, you wake up and realise you don't really exist. But with some help from dubious sources, you hope to change that.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
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    125
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    29
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    3106
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    Rapunzel is too late to heal Eugene, and she finds her powers have a different effect on the dead. She still has a promise to keep to stay with Mother Gothel forever, but Gothel is much more supportive once she's deceased.

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    Hi, it's Tim. So yeah, I kinda dropped a bombshell at our last appearance (Jason, stop laughing, it's just an expression!) saying that Bruce is Batman. And nobody really seemed sure whether to believe me or not, so we're all gonna prove it to you!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    54
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    178
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    15
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    726
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    A collection of Jalim ficlets, written in response to miscellaneous drabble prompts. Some chapters will be drabble-length, most of them will be ficlets of varying lengths. Rating differs per chapter.

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    13,297
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    37
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    101
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    6
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    Gaston and LeFou have committed their first murder and must hide the body. Worse, it's Lent and Gaston can't eat any eggs.

    A dark musical comedy in the vein of "Little Shop of Horrors" and "Sweeney Todd" that tells the tale of how Gaston got to be the town's most beloved tall, dark, strong and handsome brute.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    12
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