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"Don't Worry...It Can't Get Any Worse" by Major_Platypus
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 May 2021
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Set during the Clone Wars, the disaster trio Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka set out on a mission where there's more than meets the eye. Sounds like a usual mission.
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The Force brings master and apprentice together as they create a lightsaber.
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He knows why Crowley — who had not so much as picked up a book since the invention of the printing press — had done all that, and done it to save the fragile, insignificant human items that Aziraphale reveried with such vital importance, without even having to be asked. He knows, with a feeling of exhilaration like a live wire throughout his body, why Crowley had always saved him, had always thought of him, and had always treated him with such kindness, the likes of which Aziraphale had never received from anyone else, and never would, or had thought to extend even to himself.
Season three opens on London, 1941, and the end of a long night.
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27 May 2026
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wanna be with you everywhere by aglaophonos, moonyinpisces, p_lumbum
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Nov 2025
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“…So.” Crowley glances fleetingly at Aziraphale, then double-takes at his imploring expression in alarm. “Sorry, what—what was the question? Again?”
“A couple,” says Aziraphale. “We’re a couple. You know that, I know that, you said your whole ‘the group of the two of us’ bit. And even God…” He trails off uncomfortably. No use getting into all of that now, months after the whole Second-Not-Coming nonsense. He asks, “But are we a… ‘Valentine’s Day’ sort of couple?”
“I don’t even know what that means,” Crowley protests desperately.
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It’s their first Valentine's Day as that sort of couple, and Aziraphale and Crowley are determined to do as humans do. Five times London finds a way to ruin their perfect night, and the one time a perfect night finds them.
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27 May 2026
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from eden ('till armageddon) by ikarakie
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Jun 2023
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the british museum needs to take their nose out of crowley's damn business.
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a 200 year old journal full of crowley's pining and confessions ends up on display.
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21 May 2026
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“Oh,” says the bird, tilting its large, ivory-bone head curiously. The world sways with his giant skull, the sand shifts around them. His voice feels like it comes from the sky itself, fallen down to the earth line a thick sheet of rain, but Jake’s hair stays dry. “My name is Khonshu, God of the Night Sky, and I like you much better than the other two.”
OR: The ways in which Jake Lockley was doomed from the start.
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21 May 2026
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Crowley takes one of those teen magazine quizzes about love. What harm could it do? It only ever asked questions.
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19 May 2026