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    Bilbo Baggins isn't sure about this. Not one bit.

    Frodo is definitely too young to enter into an arranged marriage with a dwarven king called Thorin Oakenshield. It's a good thing that Bilbo is there to chaperone him through their courtship.

    After all, there's no chance that a fussy hobbit bachelor would ever catch the eye of a king.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    They say that everything can be cured by saltwater - sweat, tears or the sea. Bilbo Baggins chooses the last option, taking his recently orphaned nephew and moving to the charming Oak Cottage, overlooking England’s grislier shores. The house charms him instantly, and though he knows nothing at all about the sea, or about making ends meet on his own so far from everything he’s known his whole life for that matter, he’s quite determined to stay, and see his nephew get better, odd sounds in the night be damned. He’s living in a modern world, after all, and the nonsense he’s been hearing about the house being haunted by its former owner, the mysterious Captain Durin, is just silly superstition… isn’t it?

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Finally giving into his growing waistline, Bilbo agrees to try exercising more regularly. He decides to start with yoga, to ease himself into an active lifestyle. Bilbo just did not take into account how attractive the instructor would be, and how Thorin makes yoga anything but easy.

    Pros: Actually getting relatively in shape and enjoying it.
    Cons: Being hopelessly enamored with the instructor who does the impossible and makes neon work.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    They thought, when they'd found love, they had everything.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Those romantically inclined would say that the soulmarks were perhaps Fate’s way to ensure that people meant to accomplish great things would enter this world at the right time, thus marking their parents so they wouldn’t miss each other in their youth.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Legolas blinks up into the sunlight. "It has been some time since we were strangers," he says, as thought he is only just realising this. "Just this morning you called me your friend."

    "I did, and I will not recant it unless given a good reason."

    "Good," Legolas says, with a startling fierceness. "Good. And— you are my friend, too."

    "Poor fool of an Elf, you've gone and done it," Gimli says, and it's light-hearted but he means it. "No getting rid of me now."

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Legolas knew Gimli’s body as well as his own, and he knew when it was subtly different. An immortal Elf never changes, and the workings of time upon his lover were a marvel to him. It fascinated him. It enchanted him. How could one person be made of such endless, enthralling variety?

    Now, he only had to convince Gimli of such.

    (Easier to convince the moon.)

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    16 Jun 2026

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    'Surely if ever there was a time to tell Gimli it was then, flush with an impossible victory.

    Except he had said nothing, for there was ever more to do and never time, never time to pull Gimli aside and taste the mouth hidden beneath the fall of his moustache, to fit his slim, Eleven hands into ones coarse with callouses from the handle of an axe, to tell Gimli that every song Legolas sang, every smile and laugh and every step forward he had taken since their path darkened was bolstered only by Gimli at his side, to speak to him of Elvish courting rituals and run his fingers through Gimli’s russet hair and ask if he would allow Legolas to twist an Elvish braid in it, something to mark to all the world, even if only his Elven eyes would understand, that Gimli was tied to him.

    To ask Gimli to teach him all the impossible ways their bodies might fit together.'

     

    The night before the Battle of the Black Gate, and several days after.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Wherein Bella goes on a trip, her first one since her mother's death, and meets Thorin. Who upon seeing her decides that a) his people really need trading contacts with hobbits and b) that maybe he should earn some money by filling the conveniently unoccupied slot of blacksmith in Hobbiton. Where Bella just so happens to live.
    Not that Bella is aware of that. All she knows is that she meets this really quite handsome dwarf who is looking for trading contacts for his people. Which, now that he mentions, Hobbiton really could use some new trade.

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    24 May 2026

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    "Thorin was the essence of so many Buckland oddities, distilled into one misfortunate young hobbit, much to his infinite embarrassment.

    Built like a stork, his father had said once, in an example of Thrain Brandybuck’s usual tactless humour. All beak and legs."

    Thorin Brandybuck, just recently come of age, still lives in his family’s smial in Buckland, with his parents and two younger siblings. Thorin is an odd duck amongst his relations and neighbours-- unsociable, grumpy, shy, and awkward. And beyond that, he looks rather strange even for a Bucklander, strongly favouring the thick, dark haired build of his Stoorish blood.

    It defies all sense and reason why Bilbo Baggins, an exemplar of all the respectable traits Thorin lacked, would ever desire a friendship with him.

    Bilbo, as Thorin discovers, is not always as sensible as he appears.

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    24 May 2026

  11. Rec *

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    Bilbo has heard fairytales of the lost prince of the dwarves, Thorin son of Thrain, who disappeared the day Smaug attacked the Lonely Mountain. But he does not believe in fairytales until he comes across the dwarf sleeping in the depths of Erebor, and kisses him back to life.

    Now Thorin - a hundred and fifty years out of his time - has to confront a world in which his city is empty, his people scattered, his baby brother Frerin is king, two nephews he's never met are missing in action, and a war is brewing right on his doorstep.

    And as if that wasn't complicated enough he's trapped in the body of an old man and falling stupidly in love with a gossipy, grudging little hobbit.

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    23 May 2026

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    Bilbo liked Summer the most out of the seasons because that was when the dwarves visited with their carts and crafts.

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    16 May 2026

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    Take a dragon and get rid of it, take a Kingdom under the Mountain and let it thrive under Thráin’s rule, take the King’s eldest son - as proud and arrogant as you can picture him - and then send him to the Shire in order to refine his diplomatic skills. Or, as his sister puts it: to grow them at last. Now, throw in the Master of Bag End playing host for the dwarf prince: you’ll get a clash of cultures, an ill-advised bet about educating a certain hobbit in the dwarf-lore, and all the pride and prejudice business you could hope for, plus Khuzdul.

    A retelling inspired by My Fair Lady.

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    13 May 2026

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    Billa never gives away the Arkenstone, instead she gives the men of Laketown her share of the treasure. Little did she know that according to dwarven custom her actions would make her the legal wife of Thorin. And after he is injured in the Battle of Five Armies she ends up ruling as Queen Under the Mountain on his behalf
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    10 May 2026

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    Epilogue Fic to A Smith and His Forge

    After years of being cut from the royal line, Thorin is finally given the chance to take the throne. But Erebor is in dire shape, and being a king is no easy feat.

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    06 May 2026

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    Bilbo's door gets jammed one day. Luckily, a company of dwarves just so happened to have set up shop in front of the old smithy.

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    06 May 2026

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    After hearing the last words of a fatally wounded Thorin Oakenshield, Belladonna Baggins flees Erebor before he's cold in his grave. Before he's even in his grave, really. Which, as it turns out, is a mistake, for he is neither dead nor dying, and does not appreciate having to go all the way back to the Shire to get her back.

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    04 May 2026

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    After a life dominated by a strange form of sickness, Thorin is sent to the Shire to seek a cure only Bilbo Baggins can offer.

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    02 May 2026

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    "Bilbo never bothers denying that he is a slight, little bit, probably infatuated with Thorin. It’s not something that bothers him. Really. He’s pretty sure that everyone very likely has a little flutter in their chest for the dwarf. He’s something grand and unattainable.

    And it’s really much safer if it stays that way."

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Clark Kent, a fresh MIT graduate and Gotham Racing's newest race engineer, thought the hardest part of his job would be the physics calculations and tire strategies. He was wrong. The hardest part is Bruce Wayne.

    When Bruce's shameless flirting over the radio comms leads to a night that changes everything, Clark discovers that some crashes happen off the track, too.

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    15,346

    24 Apr 2026

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