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Karter Vantas loses his bus pass and gets a couple of quarters from some random guy, who turns out to be mind-blowingly annoying. To cope with his fiery rage, Karter posts a long-winded, colorful rant on the Missed Connections section of craigslist, and then puts it out of his mind.
What ends up happening is the very last thing he ever could have expected: he gets a response.
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now you're beside me (and look how far we've come) by howtoquityou
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
23 Jan 2012
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It takes Irene a trip through the continent to accept that, while she may be the only woman to have beaten Sherlock Holmes, he is still the only man to have ever made her beg. But maybe this isn't such a bad thing.
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Out of a Curve by mrasaki for SailAweigh
Fandoms: Star Trek (2009), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
29 Jan 2012
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It settles into something not quite like friends with benefits, because they're not friends, not exactly.
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When dreams become reality.
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Being zombies hadn't really changed them too much. Tony was still amazingly brilliant, if not less morally guided, and Steve was still loyal to a fault, even if that loyalty was now centered on one person rather then the entire USA.
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- Part 1 of Zombie!Verse
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A Lovely Little Backstory: Ivory Maryam and "Spinny" Spinneret Mindfang by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Apr 2012
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A little 4/13 awkward for everyone!
Love, Robyn! (The Babbystuck Beta)
(Guys, this is Robyn's first try at fanfiction, let's see how this goes XD)
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- Part 3 of Babbystuck
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If you ask you this scenario is involving entirely too much pants and not nearly enough sex.
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'If John will insist on leaving his laptop on his desk with a mere system of three passwords, two anti-spambot filters and another two passwords, then really, he’s asking for me to have a bit of fun, isn’t he?'
Or, in which John hasn't learnt his lesson that no laptop is Sherlock-proof, but does learn never to rely on Mycroft and Lestrade as the cavalry.
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- Part 6 of John Watson's Blog
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Love in the Time of a Thousand Needles by colonelborkmundus for Vrazdova
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VI
25 May 2012
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Locke passes through a Cactuar-infested desert on his way to find the Phoenix Cave and gets more than he bargained for.
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John can't let Sherlock go, which is exactly the problem.
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It’s not that Phil is actually comparing his agents to cats. He’d never hear the end of it. But... well.
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So Stiles is walking through the woods because he's awesome and they're awesome and his best friend has abandoned him in favour of sucking face with some girl - and there's this dog. Creepy stalker dog. Creepy ass stalker dog that follows him home. And then eats his food. God damn.
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Welcome to 221b Baker Street here there be adventure, bulletholes, two grouchy men and a skull. Oh and there's also the occasional housekeeper & landlady and sometimes the British Government comes a'calling. Enjoy your stay.
Series of ficlets that I wrote like, forever ago.
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Heroes Do Exist by someonelsesheart
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (2011)
30 Jun 2012
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And that’s the story of his life, really, isn’t it? Tony is obsessed with fixing things, making things better, improving them, and yet he doesn’t even know where to start with fixing himself.
Tony learns that becoming a hero doesn't always mean saving the world. Sometimes it just means saving one person.
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Bolin has time to think, and to dream, and to desire. It just so happens that the timing may even be right, this time.
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Out in the black of space, where the only creatures whose company you can always count on are violence and death, making a living is a wager. Erik’s crew of mismatched social misfits scrapes by, toeing the line between law and crime. Normally, they prefer to stay out of the Alliance’s way, but when it comes to defending the very freedom they fought for a decade ago, they only follow one principle: when someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back.
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Angry Birds Is Not Meant To Be Taken Literally by someonelsesheart
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), The Avengers (2012)
01 Aug 2012
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Derek gets that he and Stiles are kind of on a Need To Know basis, he really does, he just thinks that Stiles’ godfather being in the freaking Avengers counts as pretty Need To Know.
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- Part 1 of The Wolfvengers (Are Not A '90s Boyband)
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“You need something other than this in your life, Owen,” Ianto murmurs.
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A bit of crack and purposefully bad porn for the lovely Mystradedoodles. And that's really all it is. Bad, awkward, Mystrade porn that sounds like it was written by an 11 year old girl on crack. This is what happens during hiatus.
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Tim needs to test a theory, and Dick is the unknowing target of the experiment.
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Ten Reasons Why Harry Potter Should Not Be Allowed Around Magical Artifacts, Or Any Manner Of Magical Mishaps That Can Happen To A Potter When Left Unattended by legal_kidnapping
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jan 2024
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When chasing down an artifact thief, Harry Potter finds himself in the middle of a magical accident which results in him being slung into another dimension.
There, the war never happened, and Voldemort doesn't exist beyond a whisper in the darkest of shadows. But Tom Riddle does exist, and he seems all too interested in Harry...
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Tony is the only one who can defend Steve's virtue. Tony hates his life.
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“She has replaced some or all of her memories with fake ones. Any attempt to convince her that her memories are wrong will lead her magic to fight against it. This has the very real potential to cause brain damage, or worse, death."
Emma attempts to cast a spell on herself that backfires, now she believes that she has been in a relationship with Regina for a year and if anyone tells her the truth, her magic could cause her serious harm.
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The Ishvalan Accords by missyskywalker
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
27 Jul 2016
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Ishvalan AU It’s a year after the Promised Day, and Fuhrer Grumman, with General Mustang and his crew’s assistance, wants to restore Ishval to its previous glory. When negotiations between Amestris and Ishval convene, why does a certain golden-eyed former alchemist seem so interested? Just what has he been hiding for so many years?
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Bookmarked by klixxy
04 Sep 2023
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“There were a lot of young kids in my family, so everyone tried really hard to act normal. But even if we were young, we knew that something was wrong even if we didn’t understand what it was. There’s one particular night I remember. The whole family gathered together in my grandparent’s home, and… and…”
Edward squeezed his eyes shut.
“And they were almost too nice to us, you know? Like, they let us do anything we wanted. One of my cousins, Sakshi, had her birthday in two weeks, and… they let her open her presents early.” Edward took another deep breath, his eyes still closed.
“We also ate these sweet cookies called Khalirim. They’re made with dried pistachios, which were really hard to get during the War, but my grandmother had one more tin stashed away for a special occasion, so she baked those up and all of my cousins ate them happily. It felt like such a lucky day, because we got to eat Khalirim, and not only that, they let us each as many as we wanted. No one made us go to sleep early or yelled at us for jumping on the expensive furniture or forced us to eat our vegetables. It felt like we all really lucked out. I mean, how could I have understood what was really happening? That it would be the last time I saw any of them again.”
At his words, Mustang looked physically pained and Riza’s eyes were glassy, like they could overflow with tears at any moment (but Winry knew they wouldn’t). Fuhrer Grumman listened carefully beside Riza, but he didn’t have the same emotional investment that everyone else here did.
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greener on the other side by aryelee
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
07 Nov 2023
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Danny makes a habit out of hopping into portals and exploring the places he ends up. It just so happens that this time, he ends up in Gotham right as the Signal begins his patrol.
Duke meets the strangest, funniest, cutest guy on the roof of the Gotham City Public Library. He knows Batman would not approve of literally anything he's doing, but sue him, he wants a meta friend and this guy seems to be up for it.
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OR: how Duke and Danny get together despite having secret identities and living in different dimensions.
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Bookmarked by youngandblonde
04 Sep 2023
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I’m so in love with this single chapter I cannot even express it.
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Full Moon's Bane by dark_flan (cream_pudding)
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
29 Jan 2024
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Being an in-heat omega isn’t Cloud’s idea of having a good time. Far from it. He travels to the one place he will be left alone to ride out and endure his terrible burden. What he doesn't realize is that a restless alpha stalks the wilderness by the light of the moon in search of companionship.
Together, they will learn more about themselves, and about acceptance, than they ever could alone.
Completed 🥳🌚
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Bookmarked by wonwonpelopelo (kinksessed)
26 Jul 2023
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The fluff started to get overwhelming, so I stopped at 22. But currently 26.
Already bookmarked but Axel made it perfect. My god does OP write him well.
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where your loyalties lie by writingfromtheshadows
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Sep 2018
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Loyalty is the foundation of the yakuza code, something that was drilled into Chuuya at an early age. However, his lessons did not cover how to manage a political marriage with his organization's oldest rival.
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- Part 1 of Yakuza Verse
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Bookmarked by ithastobeyou
15 Apr 2023
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There aren't words to thank the author enough for creating this piece. Simply put, it is one of the best things I've ever scanned with my retinas, in all my years of reading. Top fucking shelf.
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Danny had ended up trespassing in Jason's haunt. He didn't mean to. Total accident, he swears. (He blames Johnny.) So he bought the other halfa a basket of bathbombs and chocolate as a 'sorry, please don't disembowel me' gift. It was the proper thing to do, alright?
Everything was going to be just fine.
Then things got a little out of hand.
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Larcenist (noun): One who commits larceny; a thief.
That's what Kaveh had become because of a certain stupid alpha. The Scribe obsessively denied bonding to him by always wearing condoms when they had sex, avoiding his heats, and never leaving his mark upon his neck.
Alhaitham treated Kaveh like he didn't even want to knock him up at all despite their lengthy time together! Even when he was in rut! Kaveh was sick of it! His pride as an omega was on the line.
It was all Alhaitham's fault. He had pushed Kaveh to this by making his heart pound hard with so many irritating feelings in the time they had lived together. It was wrong, but with the influence of his heat, Kaveh just couldn't help himself. He would just knock himself up with Alhaitham's child if need be. Luckily, Alhaitham didn't even need to be involved...
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Puffmalion by androgenius for potchysab
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
06 Jan 2023
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Felix is a cream puff, and Dimitri's finest creation as a patissier.
So fine, in fact, that he becomes sentient enough to desire his creator's "piping bag."
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Shinobi leave hidden villages in two ways.Through death or by defecting.Sasuke has already done the latter, so he chooses the former as a last resort.
Bookmarked by CatBurglar (PearlBear)
30 Dec 2022
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Words lack, this IS canon.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22320661
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the sky is falling (but you’re with me so there’s nowhere i’d rather be) by Anonymous
Fandoms: One Piece
02 Jul 2023
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Luffy gathered Law into his arms, held him close to his chest. He looked up at the battle around him, at the thing that killed his Law, and he screamed.
The world would forget about this place, the island that would be called the Great Kingdom. They would forget about the people, the accomplishments, and they would forget that the Sun God Nika destroyed everything in his path in his grief.
Or: Luffy is the Sun God and fell in love with the human Law. Even death will not do them part.
This should be on Ao3 only
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- Part 1 of shooting stars and falling hearts
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Bookmarked by woeisgojo
29 Nov 2022
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i just want them to reunite and kith and be happy and hold hands
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surrendering to the possession of two ghosts by witch_of_the_sea
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
31 Oct 2022
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on all hallows' eve, when the veil between life and death is thinnest, the two ghosts living in your apartment—bucky barnes and steve rogers—make their presence known, and show you how pleasurable life with them could be if only you'd give yourself over to them
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Bookmarked by JustineTime
01 Nov 2022
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This is the final one-parter in the author's Halloween 2022 series, and holy cow is it good. It's so mesmerizing that as soon as I finished the story, I immediately scrolled up and reread it to make sure I hadn't missed a single combustible moment. Although it's perfect just exactly as it is, this is definitely one of those stories that leaves me begging for more, please!
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What if the writers actually followed through on the character arcs they set up? What if Dean got to grip Cas tight and raise him from perdition like he was meant to? What if Sam actually did something with his life? What if Eileen was not blurry wife? What if we all pretend this is the real leaked script?
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"Jean isn't your sister," Rodney said, speaking to John as if he was a small child. "Jean is my sister."
John's whole face changed. "What?"
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“I’ve come to put an end to this,” Aether says after Albedo stays silent.
“As you should,” Albedo mutters before he throws his arm wide, sending a rush of vines straight at Aether.
Aether dodges them with ease, but the attack only confirms his worst fears. Paimon materialises above him and lets out an indignant squeak. “Why are you attacking us?!”
Albedo tilts his head. “I explained everything in my final note.”
The paper in Jean’s hands. “I didn’t have time to read it.”
“Unsurprising. You are the type of person to rush head-first into things.”
That should have been an insult, but there’s an underlying fondness in Albedo’s tone that throws Aether off.Albedo rifles through Aether’s belongings and reads something he shouldn’t have. A truth better left undiscovered, equal parts revelation and a death sentence.
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Chief Arnook never assigns Sokka to protect Princess Yue, so he goes to fight the Fire Nation with the other men. When the moon dies, and the ocean spirit takes its revenge, Sokka is caught standing on the deck of a Fire Nation ship. Sokka should have drowned… and he would have drowned, if not for a certain Fire Nation raft fleeing the North Pole.
[An enemies-to-lovers season 2 rewrite, where Sokka is separated from the gaang during the Siege of the North, and travels the Earth Kingdom with Zuko instead].
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He'd only wanted perfection.
The studio was their safe space. All of them had spent the night inside the 4 mirrored walls at some point; it was practically a second home. But when Jimin is attacked by an unknown man during one of his late-night dance practices, the world starts to crumble around him.
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Tim: @notTHATtim
Are you parisians all right??? #onlyinParisNathaniel Kurtzberg: @nathanielkart
Replying to @notTHATtimhahaha no.
In which Nathaniel only wanted to pass some information but shenanigans issues and he ends up starting a twitter war.
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The author just wants to play around with some favorite fandom cliches and this fic is not to be taken seriously.
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- Part 1 of Paris vs Gotham
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Harry Potter disappears when he is four years old and the wizarding world believes him dead. But when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry returns in a storm of lightning; a grown man raised in a world of violence, more powerful than anyone could imagine, and the worst thing of all? He doesn't care two knuts about the wizarding world.
Naturally, Voldemort is intrigued by this new and improved adversary.
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Bookmarked by Virtual_persona
29 Nov 2021
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Jfjdkakdjfjsbas ok just create a whole new magical universe I guess?? Kind of amazing, basically a novel in and of itself, rly good. Gotta keep updated or else