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    Asha Baggins has several problems. One, she is an elf living in Hobbiton; two, her brother has been hired as a burglar; three, she is having dreams about an elf she has never met. Then to add to her problems she discovers that she will meet her mysterious elf on the quest that her brother pulled her into.

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    “Everest is as unpredictable as the wind. She can be a tornado of dedication and wrath, but she may also be as gentle and caring as the spring wind. I cannot predict her decision, but I know for one that she needs our constant support; well support from those she trusts. This may help her move forward with us to the mountain. Do you understand?”
    Gandalf stares the dwarf down, watching his stormy eyes flicker between his face and space behind him. He nodded after a moment of silence.
    “Good.”

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    When Gandalf had told them Bilbo Baggins had been killed by an Orc in the Battle of the Five Armies, twelve hearts broke and one shattered entirely.

    Months later and hundreds of miles away, entirely unaware of any of this, Bilbo Baggins was trying to pick up the pieces of her life and rebuild after being labelled a traitor and exiled from the Lonely Mountain by the Dwarf she loved.

    Nothings stays buried forever, and when Kili and Nori find Bilbo living in Rivendell, only one thing matters; bringing her home.

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    Bilbo Baggins is an respectful, caring, omega dragon, but his heart was torn beyond help from his wizard friends, no he needed love to mend his heart, but he wanted none of that. But Gandalf says other wise.

    Thorin is lovestruck at first sight and wants to shelter this innocent little halfling. But little does he know Bilbo is a tough cookie.

    Everyone is a little slow expect Ori and Bilbo; aka my little cookies.

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    During an ambush, Bilbo gets seriously injured but hides them from the company, fearing they would taunt him for it, especially Thorin. However after a while, it gets harder and harder to hide the wounds. The Company is not happy when it finally comes to alight that something is most definitely wrong with their Burglar.
    The life of Bilbo Baggins is ticking away and the dwarves are cracking under the pressure. Levels of trust are tested and stretched to the limit. Gandalf had always been right.
    Bilbo will certainly never be the same Hobbit he once was.

     

    (This fic will be a Multi-Chapter Ending consisting of several different suggested ships, one with simply bromance and one with Major Character Death. Just a warning, there's going to be a whole lot of feels. The ships in the Multi-Chapter ending have been added.)

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    Atina is NOT a fan of the hobbit franchise. She hated every second she spent suffering through it. As far as she's concerned, the entire world can be swallowed up in a giant fiery dragon burp. So WHY is she the one tasked with going on this 'adventure'? She sure as day doesn't want to be here and no one else wants her here either but HERE she is.. with no intention to fix a thing.

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    Bilbo Baggins reaches Ravenhill in time to save the lives of two brothers and their uncle, unfortunately at the expense of his own safety. Thorin Oakenshield feels guilty and indebted, so he swallows his pride and sacrifices his principles in order to stop the Hobbit from succumbing to his wounds.

    Their unacknowledged, mutual need to protect each other may or may not have something to do with the fact that they are each other’s One. As their frail friendship is left in an uncertain place in the aftermath of the Battle, both of them feel more confused than ever once they start figuring that out for themselves.

    A tale involving a comatose Hobbit, political intrigues, gratuitous side pairings, and ridiculous amounts of angst and pining.

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    The Oak shall burn unyieldingly

    The ancient and regal tree, its branches, thicker than some trunks, stretched way into the opened sky. So great was it awesome, the history it held was vaster than most history books. Despair, it was burning! Lighting the world so bright. A torch forever.

    The Oak shall nare fall to weapon

    The oak burned and sparked, slashes and gashes appeared on the base. But no matter how hard or deep they were, the tree held.

    Serpents seek the demise of the Sun Daughter

    The Oak gives defense to the Daughter

    A light burst from behind the ancient oak, bright and brilliant, but soft and unblinding. A snake appeared at the foot of the Oak, twisting and choking the massive roots.

    Change nips at the heels of time

    They shall come as the Champions

    Fear not their prowess

    Stand firm Sun Daughter and Oak

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    “You are impossible, Thorin Durin!”

    “Maybe if you listened to me for one bloody moment we wouldn’t be in this mess!”

    “Or, perhaps, if you could control that raging temper of yours I would be more obliged to listen!”

    Fili turned to his brother and sighed heavily. “I do believe this will take more work than we thought.”
    _~_

    Held captive in an enchanted castle where clocks and candlesticks come to life, a brave young man clashes with a beastly but good-hearted young king. Friendships are built in unlikely places, along with a blossoming love that may just save the enchanted king and his family.

    No Beta Reader! All mistakes are mine. If you see any please point them out! :D

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    When 24 year old Aria flees from a cannibal killer she is transported to Middle Earth. Waking up to partying Hobbits, she meets a young Bilbo Baggins and discovers that sometimes life and fate turn the tables. When she is given the chance to save the line of Durin, Aria pledges to protect them with her life. Traveling w/13 dwarves, a hobbit, and a Wizard has never been more fun!

    All rights to J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson
    OCs are my babies

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    Very private creatures, these Hobbits, not ones to venture out of their comfort zone. Everything had structure and appearances were of the utmost importance. And they most certainly did not go on adventures. The only ones who had… well let us just say Hobbits are rather gossipy creatures and anything outside of normal was fair game. This however is a story about the respectable Blossom Baggins.

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    Briar Baggins hadn't meant to become a Burglar, it just happened. She never took anything that would be missed or wasn't hers to begin with. She's not sure she's up to stealing an entire Mountain from a DRAGON! That is until she meets a face from her past when he waltzes into her smial with the rest of the Company.
    Nori draws her like a moth to the flame and every time they come together they swear it's the last. When the others catch on they swear it's purely physical nothing more.
    Will they figure out they've stolen each other hearts before it's too late?

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    A half-breed joins Thorin's company, leaving her isolation behind. However, her secrets may prove to be her downfall when she falls in love with Fili. Can she prove herself? Or will Thorin be too much of an ass?

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    Bilbo was born as Hobbits were in days forgotten and was treated as a monster because of it. He had come to peace with living out his days in an empty smial, hated by his family and ignored by his friends when an old friend drops a pile of loud, infuriating, personal space invading dwarrows into his lap. With them not knowing his secret, Bilbo hopes to get back what he has been missing for so long.

    If only it was that easy.

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    After the Battle of Five Armies Thorin and Company have a new task: rebuilding their reclaimed home. Suddenly Bilbo finds himself up to his ears in responsibility and he surprises himself with how well he can navigate negotiations with elf dignitaries, farmers in Dale, and a dwarf king who has patience for neither.

    But as Spring approaches a caravan from the Blue mountains brings something everyone had nearly forgotten: the dwarf woman Thorin promised his hand to many years ago.

    Which is fine. It's all fine. It wasn't like Bilbo was falling in love with the king or anything.

    That would be tragic.

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    Rosie, Frankie and Cece have successfully helped reclaim Erebor, and with the quest to Mordor 60 years away, it's safe to say that they have some time to kill. They're staying in the lonely mountain, helping the Durins as they once more bring life to it's cold walls, they're enjoying a life in middle earth that is stationary, calm and without threat, but as the people from the Blue Mountains arrive, the three women of Durin realise that they are as far from safety as ever.

    Maybe the greatest threat isn't that of a dragon or a pale orc, but that of people changing and relationships ending.

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    It´s a dwarf custom to claim a partner through the bite, a bite that leaves marks of teeth and unconsciously the reader bites Thorin in a fight and accidentally becomes married to him.

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    Corvus Daughter of Corvin is the eldest daughter of the house of Corvin a family of status migrating from Iron Hills to her mother's place of birth, Erebor. As part the upper class dams, Corvus has been chosen as Prince Thorin's betrothed. Courting was a dream for her, will her marriage to him be the same?

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    Bilbo Baggins is highly regarded as a respectable hobbit of Bag End, and has resigned himself to living as a bachelor. Now Bilbo isn't ugly, in fact Bilbo is considered one of the most handsome hobbits in the Shire, but he simply refuses any courting gestures. His mother, Belladonna Took-Baggins is viewed as very queer to her fellow hobbits, as hobbits don't tend to leave their Shire. Belladonna does not have a care for that, as she loves to leave the Shire, and explore. Belladonna often gets involved in her son's life by attempting to get Bilbo to accept a courting gesture, which of tens leads to Bilbo declining the offer afterward. Although Bilbo never thought it would be himself to initiate courting first! With a king!

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    Things are said, reckless things are done, and in the end everyone has to pay the price.

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