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    When Gandalf had told them Bilbo Baggins had been killed by an Orc in the Battle of the Five Armies, twelve hearts broke and one shattered entirely.

    Months later and hundreds of miles away, entirely unaware of any of this, Bilbo Baggins was trying to pick up the pieces of her life and rebuild after being labelled a traitor and exiled from the Lonely Mountain by the Dwarf she loved.

    Nothings stays buried forever, and when Kili and Nori find Bilbo living in Rivendell, only one thing matters; bringing her home.

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    Thorin has a near death experience (again) and Bilbo takes care of him, while not being particularly happy with him.

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    For a long time now, life in the Shire hasn't been enough for Brianna Took-Baggins. She is longing for something more, something to satisfy the Took inside of her, and so when Gandalf appears and asks her to come along on an adventure, she doesn't hesitate. Little does she know that a stubborn dwarven king will be the least of her problems…

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    “She is Númenórean Gandalf, how can I be expected to trust her?” Thorin snarled, hands thrown up in frustration. “And she has no swordsman skills at all because she’s been raised by Men? She will be a burden to the quest Gandalf, and I cannot allow it. I cannot forsake my people!”

    Thorin gets an additional healer in addition to Bilbo. At the beginning, he despises you, thinking of you as unworthy.

    Not any more.

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    Wattpad rating:
    #1 in Bagginshield 6/7/18
    #2 in Bagginshield 5/10/18

    Bella Baggins is a perfectly normal, respectable Hobbit living alone in Hobbiton.
    That is, until Gandalf the Gray arrives at her house looking for someone to share in an adventure.
    When thirteen dwarves show up at her doorstep, she stupidly agrees to go with them to reclaim their homeland.
    Thorin Oakenshield, the moody and brooding Dwarven king, has managed to capture the unwanted affections of the Company's burglar.
    But one thing nobody knows is that their burglar is hiding a secret from them all that may destroy everything or change the way dwarves think for a very long time.

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    When the dragon fell from the sky, destroying Bilbo's crops, he didn't get angry. He carefully maneuvered its talons before taking care of its wounds and wings. From the soft scales and bright blue eyes, it was young, not even able to breathe magic. So Bilbo led it to his barn where it could heal before it left. Too bad its father decided to show up.

    (( Updates Mondays and Thursdays, if the week permits it ))

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    “Everest is as unpredictable as the wind. She can be a tornado of dedication and wrath, but she may also be as gentle and caring as the spring wind. I cannot predict her decision, but I know for one that she needs our constant support; well support from those she trusts. This may help her move forward with us to the mountain. Do you understand?”
    Gandalf stares the dwarf down, watching his stormy eyes flicker between his face and space behind him. He nodded after a moment of silence.
    “Good.”

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    Asha Baggins has several problems. One, she is an elf living in Hobbiton; two, her brother has been hired as a burglar; three, she is having dreams about an elf she has never met. Then to add to her problems she discovers that she will meet her mysterious elf on the quest that her brother pulled her into.

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    “You are impossible, Thorin Durin!”

    “Maybe if you listened to me for one bloody moment we wouldn’t be in this mess!”

    “Or, perhaps, if you could control that raging temper of yours I would be more obliged to listen!”

    Fili turned to his brother and sighed heavily. “I do believe this will take more work than we thought.”
    _~_

    Held captive in an enchanted castle where clocks and candlesticks come to life, a brave young man clashes with a beastly but good-hearted young king. Friendships are built in unlikely places, along with a blossoming love that may just save the enchanted king and his family.

    No Beta Reader! All mistakes are mine. If you see any please point them out! :D

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    Random oneshots in which you the reader are paired with many dwarfs, and a hobbit on occasion. Some will be fluffy, others will be steamy. But a good time will be had by all!

    *Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters or you*

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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    A collection of one-shots of the journey to Erebor. Each chapter is its own story. Each story is set somewhere along the journey.

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    Bilbo is rescued from the sea by a fishing crew, who drop him off at the nearest harbor. He remembers nothing of his life before being fished from the sea other than his name, Bilbo Baggins and the knowledge that he has to stay on the move. He grows up never staying in one place, jumping from ship to ship, town to town, and finding work wherever he can. He keeps his name secret, always using aliases and changing his appearance. But that is not the only thing he is keeping secret.

    After his ship was stolen from him, Thorin spent years living as a blacksmith, settled down in one town with his pirate life behind him. He and his family and friends have made a life for themselves as honest people, finding work that suits them. But Thorin never forgot where he came from and the love of the sea never left him. Finally, after two decades, he can't stand it any longer and he sets out to reclaim his ship. He sets out by himself to get a ship.

    And that is how these two meet.

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    Bilbo Baggins is an respectful, caring, omega dragon, but his heart was torn beyond help from his wizard friends, no he needed love to mend his heart, but he wanted none of that. But Gandalf says other wise.

    Thorin is lovestruck at first sight and wants to shelter this innocent little halfling. But little does he know Bilbo is a tough cookie.

    Everyone is a little slow expect Ori and Bilbo; aka my little cookies.

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    During an ambush, Bilbo gets seriously injured but hides them from the company, fearing they would taunt him for it, especially Thorin. However after a while, it gets harder and harder to hide the wounds. The Company is not happy when it finally comes to alight that something is most definitely wrong with their Burglar.
    The life of Bilbo Baggins is ticking away and the dwarves are cracking under the pressure. Levels of trust are tested and stretched to the limit. Gandalf had always been right.
    Bilbo will certainly never be the same Hobbit he once was.

     

    (This fic will be a Multi-Chapter Ending consisting of several different suggested ships, one with simply bromance and one with Major Character Death. Just a warning, there's going to be a whole lot of feels. The ships in the Multi-Chapter ending have been added.)

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    Atina is NOT a fan of the hobbit franchise. She hated every second she spent suffering through it. As far as she's concerned, the entire world can be swallowed up in a giant fiery dragon burp. So WHY is she the one tasked with going on this 'adventure'? She sure as day doesn't want to be here and no one else wants her here either but HERE she is.. with no intention to fix a thing.

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    Bilbo Baggins reaches Ravenhill in time to save the lives of two brothers and their uncle, unfortunately at the expense of his own safety. Thorin Oakenshield feels guilty and indebted, so he swallows his pride and sacrifices his principles in order to stop the Hobbit from succumbing to his wounds.

    Their unacknowledged, mutual need to protect each other may or may not have something to do with the fact that they are each other’s One. As their frail friendship is left in an uncertain place in the aftermath of the Battle, both of them feel more confused than ever once they start figuring that out for themselves.

    A tale involving a comatose Hobbit, political intrigues, gratuitous side pairings, and ridiculous amounts of angst and pining.

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    The Oak shall burn unyieldingly

    The ancient and regal tree, its branches, thicker than some trunks, stretched way into the opened sky. So great was it awesome, the history it held was vaster than most history books. Despair, it was burning! Lighting the world so bright. A torch forever.

    The Oak shall nare fall to weapon

    The oak burned and sparked, slashes and gashes appeared on the base. But no matter how hard or deep they were, the tree held.

    Serpents seek the demise of the Sun Daughter

    The Oak gives defense to the Daughter

    A light burst from behind the ancient oak, bright and brilliant, but soft and unblinding. A snake appeared at the foot of the Oak, twisting and choking the massive roots.

    Change nips at the heels of time

    They shall come as the Champions

    Fear not their prowess

    Stand firm Sun Daughter and Oak

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    When 24 year old Aria flees from a cannibal killer she is transported to Middle Earth. Waking up to partying Hobbits, she meets a young Bilbo Baggins and discovers that sometimes life and fate turn the tables. When she is given the chance to save the line of Durin, Aria pledges to protect them with her life. Traveling w/13 dwarves, a hobbit, and a Wizard has never been more fun!

    All rights to J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson
    OCs are my babies

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    Very private creatures, these Hobbits, not ones to venture out of their comfort zone. Everything had structure and appearances were of the utmost importance. And they most certainly did not go on adventures. The only ones who had… well let us just say Hobbits are rather gossipy creatures and anything outside of normal was fair game. This however is a story about the respectable Blossom Baggins.

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