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    Following the Battle of the Five Armies, a grievously wounded Thorin is brought back to the kingdom of Erebor, which is still mostly in ruins. Although he’s survived the wounds he received at the end of Azog’s blade, his recovery is far from complete.

    When she's asked to help the dwarves tend to their wounded, medical student Jasna Stoneham reluctantly agrees. Not only is she only just barely a qualified to even set foot in the infirmary, but she stutters when she gets nervous and nervous does not even begin to describe how she's feeling. To make matters worse, no one thought to warn her that she would be caring for the king himself, Thorin Oakenshield.

    Unfortunately, the road to recovery isn’t necessarily a smooth one, but if there’s one thing Thorin will learn, it’s that what Jasna lacks in experience and training, she makes up for in stubbornness, giving him a run for his money. And for every backwards step he takes, she is there to push him three steps forward. And Jasna will soon find out that there is a gentle, softer side to the dwarf king, one that very few people have ever seen and one he fights to keep hidden from her as well. But like his recovery, that is also easier said than done.

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    Everyone in Cranford Falls knows the Prescott family. Not only do they run Miss Fortune’s Crystal occult shop in town, but they’re also known for their psychic abilities. On occasion, they’re even called into service to assist the police on particularly difficult cases. All except Alex Prescott, that is. Unlike her three sisters, she’s inherited none of her family’s gifts. At least that was what she thought until the day the dead guy showed up in her bedroom asking for her help in solving a murder. His own.

    Six months after his brother Frerin’s death, Detective Thorin Durin is on a downward spiral of self-destruction until Frerin starts showing up in his apartment, claiming his death was not an unfortunate accident but was, in fact a murder. Trouble is, Frerin doesn’t know who did it, so he wants Thorin to reopen the case and solve it, with Alex’s help.

    As they work together to find out just exactly what happened to Frerin, Alex and Thorin grow closer. Neither one knows it, but Frerin isn’t just looking to solve his own murder, he’s trying to help his brother cope with his loss as well, and to find happiness with the Prescott sister who’s known as the quiet one…

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    Bilbo Baggins is an respectful, caring, omega dragon, but his heart was torn beyond help from his wizard friends, no he needed love to mend his heart, but he wanted none of that. But Gandalf says other wise.

    Thorin is lovestruck at first sight and wants to shelter this innocent little halfling. But little does he know Bilbo is a tough cookie.

    Everyone is a little slow expect Ori and Bilbo, maybe Kili and Fili if you squint.

    CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN

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    What if Thorin and Bilbo had met accidentally before the adventure and were too awkward to acknowledge it?
    Thorin gets lost in the shire and caught in a storm.
    Bilbo has an unexpected visitor.

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    Love is blind.
    I disagree.
    Hatred is blind.
    Love is all-seeing and accepting. Love is seeing all the flaws and accepting them. Love is accepting the bad habbits and mannerisms, and working around them. Love is recognizing all the fears and insecurities, and knowing your role is to comfort. Love is working through all the challenges and painful times. Love is strong and it strengthens because it is real.

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    The Dwarves told me their previous burglar didn’t work out. So they needed to hire a new one. Coincidentally, I needed money--a lot of it. But there's a part of me I kept hidden from the light of day, a part of me that not even the kindest of Dwarves will overlook. Yet every day I pressed my chances, because I would follow their King to the end of everything.

    The Hobbit AU, Thorin Oakenshield x Female OC, First Person POV

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    Thorin thought that he knew everything that there was to know about hobbits. Or rather, everything that was worth knowing that is. They were stuffy, rounded little things, who cared more about food and green things over practical matters, such as loyalty and honor. So to say that Thorin was displeased when Gandalf suggested that they take one of these halflings on the most important quest of Thorin’s (or any dwarf really) life, is the biggest understatement of Middle Earth. In fact, if pressed, Thorin would like to make his displeasure of his present circumstances known, preferably by shoving a sword or an ax through a certain wizard's head.

    Cue Mister Baggins, and his insufferable love of plants.

    Or, Thorin thinks Bilbo is weak, and then falls in love with him.

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    The Took family’s collective sense of uncanny rebellion, adventure, curiosity, and overall lack of respectability aren’t the only reasons the rest of the Shire deemed them menaces. The family was never banished from the area, as the other Hobbits knew they were no match for the freaks of nature.

    Every generation of Took children, regardless of their other parent, have been born with something different. Something that the other Hobbits whisper about behind their hands when the clan passes. Something that has gotten them rude insults, glares, and even physical attacks.

    The Took clan Hobbits all have wings. And Bilbo “Mad Hobbit” Took is no exception.

    AKA, Bilbo gives no fucks and is way more powerful than his travelling companions could ever imagine.

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    Sierra and Thorin are finally together, but with love triangles, drama and secrets, will their relationship last?

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    After a failed assassination attempt Harry finds himself in a strange new place and in the company of a bunch of dwarfs on a quest.

    Maybe he'll even find his happiness again.

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    I really just wanted Harry and Fili to be gay for each other and that is this so enjoy :)

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    After they are driven out of their home, Fíli, his brother, and their uncle find refuge in the unlikely home of two hobbits. Gandalf said they’d be safe there, but only Thorin can keep them safe.

    Thorin has already lost everything. All he has left are his nephews and even now he worries that they will be lost to him as well. He doesn’t trust the hobbits, especially the female one. She seems far too interested in his nephews for his liking.

    Kíli misses his amad. He knows he should be more cautious, but he likes the hobbits. He especially likes the lady one. She reminds him of his amad.

    Briar never fit in the Shire. She was always too different. But maybe, her place was always meant to be in the mountains instead of hills.

    Bilbo always knew his job was to protect his little sister. She was the only family he had left, after all. But family isn’t always defined by blood. Sometimes family is by choice.

    A REWRITE

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    After no contact for almost a decade, Thorin decides (is forced by Balin) to write to the Company’s hobbit and announce his trip to the Blue Mountains, which leads him through the Shire.
    Because of reasons, he doesn’t send the letter until the day of his departure from the Lonely Mountain and thus does not know if the Burglar wants to even see him again.
    But he has asked for a sign whether he is welcome in Bilbo’s home (and heart): for the hobbit to tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree atop his smial.
    And now he dreads what he will find when he finally crests that last hill between Hobbiton and Bag End…

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    Bilbo es un estudiante de psicología, tiene trabajos mediocres para pagar los estudios y su vida es monótona y aburrida. Recuerda con cariño un encuentro del pasado con Thorin, cuando era niño. En cambio Thorin ahora es un famoso cantante de un grupo gótico. Alguien irascible, sensual e inalcanzable, ¿o tal vez no?

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    But it was not your fault,
    But mine.

    And it was your heart on the line.

    I really fucked it up this time,
    Didn't I, my dear?

    Didn't I, my dear.
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    Bilbo has been traveling with Thorin and his company for months now. And despite their ups and downs during their adventure, he has now gained the love and respect of Thorin Oakenshield. But as they are attacked by the spiders and the company is taken in as prisoners by the elves of Mirkwood--Bilbo is left to be the one to save them once again. Yet as he enters the kingdom of the elves, he feels a great pain within him and falls before he can save them.

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    Thranduil finds a certain halfling bleeding out all over his palace floor with Tauriel holding the newborn Prince Under the Mountain.

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    (...) My house is very frail, very ancient, and very full of sorrow. No crown has graced the brow of the sons of Cardolan for two thousand years. So, yes, I know what it feels like, Thorin son of Thrain, to lack what is yours by right.

    It is too early for Cardolan, but it is a ripe time to reclaim your homeland. And by the Valar, I will do what is in my power to help you. (...)

     

    Celeriell of Cardolan has fought the forces of evil permanently looming over the ruins of her kingdom for over five decades. When the opportunity arises to help the company of Thorin Oakenshield to reclaim their homeland of Erebor, Celeriell cannot pass on the offer of an adventure.

    Or in which a lady of a fallen kingdom pledges her heart and sword to a king without a crown

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    In the land of Middle Earth and a time of war, the future of a great kingdom rests on the shoulders of the line of Durin.

    In Fenwyn, Thorin found an equal. Someone with whom he could be himself. Someone who he could love unconditionally. Through love and war, will they be parted?

    (Also explores the relationship between Thorin, Dis and Dwalin.)

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    Here you will find a collection of smaller oneshots/drabbles that I've written primarily revolving Bagginshield and/or Thorin and Bilbo individually in some fashion! I do hope you enjoy! These one-shots are not connected unless otherwise stated in the description!

    Find me on tumblr!

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    In which two Dwarrow share a One.

    Two halves of one soul make One, you may say. How would that work then, with these three?
    Well, Hobbits aren't known to have half of anything!

    Thorin realizes too late but does not act on it because he is just that honourable.
    Bofur feels guilty and will not let this stand.

    While Bilbo struggles to understand just how differently Dwarrow function in regards to love.

    Oh, and Nori's there too, of course.

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    Briar Baggins hadn't meant to become a Burglar, it just happened. She never took anything that would be missed or wasn't hers to begin with. She's not sure she's up to stealing an entire Mountain from a DRAGON! That is until she meets a face from her past when he waltzes into her smial with the rest of the Company.
    Nori draws her like a moth to the flame and every time they come together they swear it's the last. When the others catch on they swear it's purely physical nothing more.
    Will they figure out they've stolen each other hearts before it's too late?

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