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    Wounded in the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin Oakenshield and his two nephews are brought to Rivendell. There, the three dwarves begin the long, arduous, and taxing road to recuperation and all Thorin wants is to be well enough to return to Erebor and his rightful place on that throne. Amara makes him want to punch something, but at the same time, with each day, his desire for her outweighs his aggravation with her.

    Amara of Rivendell has devoted her life to healing, but she never expected to meet someone like Thorin. The proud, stubborn dwarf challenges her to no end, and in return, she works him until he swears revenge. But along the way, she realizes there is more to the King Under the Mountain than meets the eye, and as they come to know one another, she becomes more determined to break down his walls and bring some happiness into his life.

    But, while Azog the Defiler is gone, another has taken his place and like his predecessor, has vowed to end the line of Durin for once and for all, and just might be successful in shattering the fragile peace Thorin and Amara find in each other's arms.

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    Arielle Farran has no business being a valet to anyone, let alone to Thorin Oakenshield, but she really has no choice. Her twin brother, Elen was actually supposed to take the position, only to have a serious injury throw a wrench into the works and lands them in serious financial straits. Either she pretends to be him, or they lose the only home they’ve ever known. Reluctantly, Arielle agrees and shows up at Erebor’s gates as Elen and from the moment she meets the King Under the Mountain, she knows she’s in trouble. It’s only a matter of time before she gets caught, she just knows it.

    Thorin doesn’t really want a valet, but his sister Dis has decided otherwise and since it’s easier to give in than fight with her, a valet will soon be his. But when he meets Elen Farran, he senses something isn’t quite as it should be where he’s concerned. But, since he can’t just outright accuse Elen of playing false without any proof, Thorin decides to play along until Elen comes clean of his own volition.

    However, neither one of them stopped to think that desire could possibly get the best of both of them…

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    After reaching 1k followers on tumblr, I organized this event for myself for a Bagginshield one-shot every day of the month of October. These are all single word prompts. I hope you all enjoy, and thank you for the support!

    ✨ Request // 💦 NSFW

    01. Sing
    02. Flowers
    03. Food
    04. Nightmare
    05. Courage ✨
    06. Boop
    07. Burglar 💦
    08. Ravenhill
    09. Gems ✨
    10. Birthday
    11. Coat
    12. Khuzdul ✨
    13. Dance
    14. Stonework 💦
    15. Afterlife ✨

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    “Do we embarrass you? Do our differing bodies hurt your little eyes?” That was definitely a sneer.

    “Why you-! I have no qualms with you Oakenshield, but do not begin to comprehend the ways in which I feel!” Bilbo’s fists clenched hard enough to whiten his knuckles. He hated the way his voice cracked towards the end, but this dwarf had no right. No right to say such things, when he had been nothing but polite and kind to these people!

    The dwarf gave a short pause before giving a great sigh and settling on the riverbank beside him.

    “It is not us that you are embarrassed by, is it Master Baggins?”

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    The grandson of a greedy king and his dwarvish companions fall under the curse of literal dragon sickness - at least for Thorin. Bestowed by Smaug the Terrible, an enchanter whose other form is also that of a dragon, the vilest of fire drakes from the north, is seeking riches at the end of a hard trial for the prince of Erebor. Doomed to live his life as a ‘not-quite-dwarf’ and ‘not-quite-dragon’, Thorin and his companions are forgotten by the world around them.

    The decades roll by and the curse shows no sign of lifting, for Thorin was tasked with proving that his heart was worth saving and that he would not be corrupted by gold lust like his grandfather. All seems bleak until the arrival of one quirky little hobbit of the Shire with his mother’s stubborn streak and his father’s gentility. Bilbo Baggins, a prisoner of this draconic beast, soon begins to show Thorin just what a heart worth saving feels like.

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    In the blue hours of morning,
    Would you stay with me?

    Until the sun rose high,
    and reflected in your hazel-brown eyes.

    Just stay with me please,
    So that I may see the blue hours with you.

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    When Bilbo Baggins is visited by the wandering wizard, Gandalf--he was not expected to have a horde of dwarves to appear at his doorstep, and nor did he ever expect to find Thorin Oakenshield in his bed, and refusing to leave it.

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    When Bilbo Baggins found an unconscious Katniss Everdeen by his doorstep, he did what any decent hobbit would have done: he took her in. When the Grey Wizard arrived to recruit our favourite burglar, he found out that the Valar had blessed Oakenshield's company by sending them a heroine from a distant future to aid the quest alongside Mr Baggins. How is everybody going to take the news? Is she going to accept the wizard's word for granted, or is she going to carry on believing that everything is nothing but another obscure plot from the capital to drive her insane? And how Thorin's company will deal with the olive skin brunette female warrior, that somehow manages to be more suspicious and suborn than any dwarrowdam they know.

    https://discord.gg/qXKUZNvENT

    Discord made by Nauze for all lotr fanfic fans, with a special focus on "Modern Girl in Middle Earth" and "crossovers" Writers and Readers are very much welcomed!

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    Auf ihrer Reise zum einsamen Berg muss Thorin sich mit vielem herumschlagen; er muss auf seine Neffen, welche das erste Mal bei einer so großen Mission dabei sind, und auf den Halbling aufpassen, welchen Gandalf so unbedingt mit auf diese Reise nehmen wollte. Als wäre es nicht sowieso schon genug, dass sie sich überlegen müssten, was sie taten, falls tatsächlich noch ein Drache in den Hallen des Erebors schlummerte, traf Thorin wieder auf seinen alten Feind Azog, von dem er dachte, dass er schon längst in das Loch zurückgekrochen war, aus welchem er einst kam. Und dann war da noch dieses seltsame Mädchen, welches sich seiner Gemeinschaft unbedingt anschließen wollte und seine Gefühle geraten komplett durcheinander...

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    This is a series of ONE SHOTS that will be bundled together here and be released in no particular order of the AU!Verse's timeline.

    Thorin Durinul has always dreamed making it to the big leagues in the music industry. After the untimely death of his father and younger brother, Thorin and his sister, Dis, have strived for success, while trying to raise Dis’ two young boys and financially keep their heads above water. Disowned by their grandfather who doesn’t approve of the “rocker” lifestyle, Thorin takes it upon himself to see that he and his band, Durin’s Desolation, make a name for themselves to prove to Thror that they can, and will, make it without him.

    Bilbo Baggins, an aspiring writer and all-around bookworm, has recently taken up ownership alongside his mother, Belladonna, of Bag End Books, lowkey chasing his dream to one day become a famous author. Settling into a new town was never easy, but a nice blank slate whereas Bilbo was seen odd from the rural town he and Belladonna moved from. Things are already looking bright...especially after receiving several visits from one of the locals.

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    Dahlia, taken in by the Bagginses as a lost child during the Fell Winter, has a gift to sense what is coming. With valuable knowledge and an open heart, she has a profound effect on the quest of Thorin and his Company.

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    Thorin doesn't realize how hard he pushes his oldest nephew, Fíli. Will he realize the error in his ways or will Fíli work himself to death before that happens? (Pre-Hobbit AU)

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    “This is not the end, Dis.” Similar words had been spoken to him upon the Sack of Erebor, spoken by Thrain.

    It would not be the end. Thorin would not see his people suffer any longer than he could allow. Already he’d labored long and hard with work, where he could find it, but staying in Ered Luin would not feed his sister or the two mouths of his nephews. Family meant everything to him. His people meant everything to him. If helping them meant stepping out of the picture and aiding from afar, then so be it. He would do whatever it took, by any means necessary, to see them thrive once more.

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    In the night before Bilbo's birthday, Thorin tries to bake a surprise cake for his husband.
    The bad thing: he has never made a cake before.
    The good thing: Frodo is happy to help.

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    This thing started 4 years ago as a crack fic to amuse myself because honestly, dwarves are just ridiculous. As I returned to it after a long pause and it took an entirely different spin, a summary rewrite is a necessity.

    Bilbo Baggins had been touched by black magic. Her idle life in the Shire without any need to use her dark powers was turned upside down when Gandalf appeared at her doorstep to drag her yet again into trouble. But who wouldn't want to see a dragon? And the crownless king of dwarves wasn't so bad himself too. In hindsight, she should have just told the wizard to sod off.

    Thorin was quite ready to despise the newly acquired Company burglar, he was. Instead, he fell head over heels for her. Courting on the way to Erebor proves to be rather tricky when you're a directionally challenged jealous idiot and pretty much everyone ends up smitten with your One while literally nothing goes as planned.

    Throw in some dragon sickness angst, One Ring troubles, unexpected friendships and a lot of elves. Chaos ensues.

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    Here they are! Any of my "too short to post by themselves" ficlets and requests from tumblr/discord. Not every ficlet will be Bagginshield centric, but will feature Thorin or Bilbo in some fashion (though most are Bagginshield based). I hope you enjoy!

    Ch1: “Okay so maybe I didn’t see that coming.” **
    Ch2: “I should write a book.” (Follow up to chapter 1)
    Ch3: “If we’re all the burglar, though, then who will be the dragon!?”
    Ch4: “I know you don’t feel great, so let’s stay in today, okay?” **
    Ch5: "Your smile is beautiful. I want to see it more often..." **
    Ch6: "An unexpected party." **
    Ch7: "You're not asleep?" **
    Ch8: Thorin consoles a young Frodo who’s just lost his parents.
    Ch9: "I’d happily go kick their arse, but I don’t think that would help you." **
    Ch10: It's time Frodo learns how to ride a pony. **
    Ch11: "I do believe our burglar has a type." **
    Ch12: "Let me bandage you up." **
    Ch13: “What have I married into?” **
    Ch14: The White Gems of Lasgalen **
    Ch15: "This is stunning." **
    Ch16: A smial full of birthdays

     
    ** indicates request prompt

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    Bilbo is irritated at Thorin for whatever reason and decided to express it the Hobbit way. Except the Hobbit was is subtle as hell, like overseasoning their food constantly addressing them formally, giving them gifts that are unsuited to them or sized wrong, the kind of stuff that can be really easily misinterpreted to people not aware of the implications
    So to Thorin, Bilbo's irritation comes off as courtship attempts
    Saw this on tumblr

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    Belladonna Baggins the Second is an Odd Hobbit, the Mad Baggins. She has always acted every inch of the Took her mother was, until her parents died that is. Left with her younger brother to care for, she has tried to make herself become every inch the Baggins she needs to be. She doesn't realize how badly that was going until a wizard shows up on her stoop. With nowhere else to go, Bella packs up both herself and Bilbo and joins the Company of one Thorin Oakenshield. The only problem is they think she's a male, and she's not sure how to tell them she isn't without meeting the business end of someone's axe. The lesson to be learned of all of this? Don't listen to Meddlesome Wizards.

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    After the Battle of the Five Armies, the newly crowned Thorin must finally face the reality of his burglar's inevitable departure and the emotions that come with it. It was much easier to ignore his feelings for the hobbit when they were in mortal danger, but now he's walking the halls of Erebor alone with his thoughts about Bilbo leaving the next day. Afraid of rejection and emotions in general, Thorin forces himself to speak with Bilbo and admit how he feels, knowing this may very well be his last chance. He just prays he doesn't mess it up.

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    In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
    Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
    In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.

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