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    Angel calls Willow to help get Connor back, and she calls Tara as she isn't using magic actively. Dawn accompanies them too due to the weird atmosphere at Sunnydale, and the hotspot to open a rip through the Universe is in Faith's prison. But things go wrong, and the five of them end up in the land of Middle-earth, where they join a quest to reclaim a treasure.

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    The grandson of a greedy king and his dwarvish companions fall under the curse of literal dragon sickness - at least for Thorin. Bestowed by Smaug the Terrible, an enchanter whose other form is also that of a dragon, the vilest of fire drakes from the north, is seeking riches at the end of a hard trial for the prince of Erebor. Doomed to live his life as a ‘not-quite-dwarf’ and ‘not-quite-dragon’, Thorin and his companions are forgotten by the world around them.

    The decades roll by and the curse shows no sign of lifting, for Thorin was tasked with proving that his heart was worth saving and that he would not be corrupted by gold lust like his grandfather. All seems bleak until the arrival of one quirky little hobbit of the Shire with his mother’s stubborn streak and his father’s gentility. Bilbo Baggins, a prisoner of this draconic beast, soon begins to show Thorin just what a heart worth saving feels like.

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    IMPORTANT : this story is NOT complete i am posting it so that it is not deleted while I'm working on it. But comment on what you think of my dumb ideas.

    What if Odin didn't catch his sons as they fell?

    What if Loki realized earlier that he'd gone to far.

    And what if Thor refused to let him go any further alone.

    Loki holds his brother in the gentlest of strong embraces as the last of his heat escapes him. In his final moments he would hold onto the still form of his brother as they entered their destined afterlife.

    Opening his eyes disoriented, warm and alone in a horribly lit room, is not the Hel he excepted.

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    Finding an unconscious Bilbo in the thick of battle, Legolas takes him to the elf encampment to have the hobbit healed. Through that gesture began a series of events that leads to the revelation of Bilbo's pregnancy and an advise that urges Thranduil to keep Bilbo's survival a secret until the hobbit says he is ready. Of course, his best course of action for that was not to name Bilbo as Elf-Friend but Elf-Kin.

    Unfortunately, he did not take determined Dwarven Kings, Princes and the like into account.

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    Guilty of the way he had treated his One, Thorin casts his pride aside to ask for the Woodland Realm's help in finding the Company's burglar in order to make amends at the very least. Not believing Bilbo could forgive him, Thorin wishes to earn the hobbit's trust and love once more even if it means casting tradition aside and courting his One in the ways of the hobbits

    Unfortunately, Bilbo may be willing to forgive the Company and Thorin in words, his mind and heart is not yet ready to let go of the trauma and harm inflicted upon him.

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    Inspired by Of Dwobbits and Elves by NerdKenz2001

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    The coming of a dragon is like a great roar of thunder, and a tempest of fire and their wings are like steel. Long ago, it came, killing and stealing, driving the Dwarves far away with naught but the clothes on their backs. Great halls and riches for the Dwarves no more, only misery and treachery.
    Far to the West, they went. Thorin, the heir to the lost throne of Erebor, lost everything when the dragon came. Everything except the one thing he will find out he cannot live without. His One. A great love develops between them — a love to surpass war and hunger and grief. But a love which is forbidden.

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    Bilbo could honestly never even try to explain how he got in this situation. One moment he was living in a shitty apartment and working to pay of the debts of his ex-boyfriend who fled the country. The next he's living in a luxurious mansion pretending to be the mommy of the son of the family head.

    But is there more to it then just that?

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    “This is not the end, Dis.” Similar words had been spoken to him upon the Sack of Erebor, spoken by Thrain.

    It would not be the end. Thorin would not see his people suffer any longer than he could allow. Already he’d labored long and hard with work, where he could find it, but staying in Ered Luin would not feed his sister or the two mouths of his nephews. Family meant everything to him. His people meant everything to him. If helping them meant stepping out of the picture and aiding from afar, then so be it. He would do whatever it took, by any means necessary, to see them thrive once more.

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    When Bilbo Baggins found an unconscious Katniss Everdeen by his doorstep, he did what any decent hobbit would have done: he took her in. When the Grey Wizard arrived to recruit our favourite burglar, he found out that the Valar had blessed Oakenshield's company by sending them a heroine from a distant future to aid the quest alongside Mr Baggins. How is everybody going to take the news? Is she going to accept the wizard's word for granted, or is she going to carry on believing that everything is nothing but another obscure plot from the capital to drive her insane? And how Thorin's company will deal with the olive skin brunette female warrior, that somehow manages to be more suspicious and suborn than any dwarrowdam they know.

    https://discord.gg/qXKUZNvENT

    Discord made by Nauze for all lotr fanfic fans, with a special focus on "Modern Girl in Middle Earth" and "crossovers" Writers and Readers are very much welcomed!

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    This thing started 4 years ago as a crack fic to amuse myself because honestly, dwarves are just ridiculous. As I returned to it after a long pause and it took an entirely different spin, a summary rewrite is a necessity.

    Bilbo Baggins had been touched by black magic. Her idle life in the Shire without any need to use her dark powers was turned upside down when Gandalf appeared at her doorstep to drag her yet again into trouble. But who wouldn't want to see a dragon? And the crownless king of dwarves wasn't so bad himself too. In hindsight, she should have just told the wizard to sod off.

    Thorin was quite ready to despise the newly acquired Company burglar, he was. Instead, he fell head over heels for her. Courting on the way to Erebor proves to be rather tricky when you're a directionally challenged jealous idiot and pretty much everyone ends up smitten with your One while literally nothing goes as planned.

    Throw in some dragon sickness angst, One Ring troubles, unexpected friendships and a lot of elves. Chaos ensues.

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    Ginny Weasley struggled after the Battle of Hogwarts, unable to figure out how to grieve properly. She thought it would be a relief to be dragged away on some adventure far from her lamenting relatives and her monotone yet depressing schedule. However when she is whisked away to another world full of dwarves, hobbits, elves and other perils it was decidedly not what she wanted, especially when it's her that carries a prophecy of defeating some darkness. Whatever that means.

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    Briar Baggins hadn't meant to become a Burglar, it just happened. She never took anything that would be missed or wasn't hers to begin with. She's not sure she's up to stealing an entire Mountain from a DRAGON! That is until she meets a face from her past when he waltzes into her smial with the rest of the Company.
    Nori draws her like a moth to the flame and every time they come together they swear it's the last. When the others catch on they swear it's purely physical nothing more.
    Will they figure out they've stolen each other hearts before it's too late?

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    Here they are! Any of my "too short to post by themselves" ficlets and requests from tumblr/discord. This is all based around Thorin Oakenshield and/or Bagginshield. I hope you enjoy!

    Chapter 1: “Okay so maybe I didn’t see that coming.” **
    Chapter 2: “I should write a book.” (Follow up to chapter 1)
    Chapter 3: “If we’re all the burglar, though, then who will be the dragon!?”
    Chapter 4: “I know you don’t feel great, so let’s stay in today, okay?” **

    ** indicates request prompt

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    Five times Bilbo knew Thorin was his soulmate and the one time Thorin finally caught up to that fact.

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    In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
    Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
    In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.

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    It's not the money you put in one's gift, but the time and love. And if they cannot appreciate your gift, do they really decerve your time and happiness?

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    Bilbo Baggins, Hobbit and burglar extraordinaire has some very bad coping mechanisms.

    Or: Bilbo runs away from Erebor after the Battle Of Five Armies to avoid Thorin's possible rejection, only to get hunted down by a bunch of angry dwarves.

    (Please heed the tags!!!)

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    One would think with the communication device in everyone's hands, life would be easier. Words would be more easily said. But no. Nothing is ever simple.

    The one where Bilbo is a tired teaching fellow and a part-time worker in a bookshop, his best friend is his student Ori who is in love with Fili and a lot of them are friends with Bofur who joined college late. Thorin, Fili's Uncle, is a grump and (apparently) the only sane member in his family. Balin is done with this lot. Dis is having too much fun. Frerin is just at the right place at the right time (or maybe it's the wrong place at the wrong time- it depends on the perspective). Dwalin and Nori are fucking. Balin and Dori are too. FIli and Ori are pining over each other and making Bofur and Bilbo's life hell.

    Even with these communication devices in their hand, these people, in teh best way possible, are a clusterfuck.

    Modern AU, Texting AU

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    Belladonna Baggins the Second is an Odd Hobbit, the Mad Baggins. She has always acted every inch of the Took her mother was, until her parents died that is. Left with her younger brother to care for, she has tried to make herself become every inch the Baggins she needs to be. She doesn't realize how badly that was going until a wizard shows up on her stoop. With nowhere else to go, Bella packs up both herself and Bilbo and joins the Company of one Thorin Oakenshield. The only problem is they think she's a male, and she's not sure how to tell them she isn't without meeting the business end of someone's axe. The lesson to be learned of all of this? Don't listen to Meddlesome Wizards.

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    Bilbo's hands gripped Thorin's wrists, the only thing stopping him from plummeting to the ground. He smiled softly. ~It's ok,~ Bilbo whispered.

    Thorin's eyes widened at the Khuzdul and Bilbo slipped from his grasp as in surprise Thorin's fists loosened.

    He fell from the gates, his body arching towards the stone as time seemed to slow. Several of the dwarrow cried out.

    With a sickening crunch Bilbo hit the stone, blood pooling from his head.

    It was if a bucket of water had been thrown over Thorin's head as with a snap the dragon sickness vanished. But it was too late.

    And then someone let out a snort of relief. And started laughing.

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    Auf ihrer Reise zum einsamen Berg muss Thorin sich mit vielem herumschlagen; er muss auf seine Neffen, welche das erste Mal bei einer so großen Mission dabei sind, und auf den Halbling aufpassen, welchen Gandalf so unbedingt mit auf diese Reise nehmen wollte. Als wäre es nicht sowieso schon genug, dass sie sich überlegen müssten, was sie taten, falls tatsächlich noch ein Drache in den Hallen des Erebors schlummerte, traf Thorin wieder auf seinen alten Feind Azog, von dem er dachte, dass er schon längst in das Loch zurückgekrochen war, aus welchem er einst kam. Und dann war da noch dieses seltsame Mädchen, welches sich seiner Gemeinschaft unbedingt anschließen wollte und seine Gefühle geraten komplett durcheinander...

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