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    Two lost souls circling around eachother, both haunted by their past, both lonely, both holding it all in, hiding their feelings behind a solid outer exterior.
    Or, how Thorin learns to trust, and Daenar finds what he didn't know he was missing.

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    I never put much thought into how I would die. No, that was a lie. I thought about it a lot. I was always scared about where I would end up, but nothing prepared me for what was waiting on the other side.

    Sent to Middle Earth by meddling Valar, Rose finds herself in Middle Earth after an accident. The only problem? She doesn't even remember her own name. Not only is she on a journey to figure out who she is, she's also on a quest with thirteen Dwarves to take back their mountain from a dragon. She's way in over her head with nothing more to go on than a woman in her dreams telling her to "save them."

    She must figure out not only who she is, but where her loyalties lie at the end of the day. Will she succeed in her task? Will she live long enough to see it through? Many questions need answering, starting with: Why does that blonde dwarf keep looking at her like that?

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    After they are driven out of their home, Fíli, his brother, and their uncle find refuge in the unlikely home of two hobbits. Gandalf said they’d be safe there, but only Thorin can keep them safe.

    Thorin has already lost everything. All he has left are his nephews and even now he worries that they will be lost to him as well. He doesn’t trust the hobbits, especially the female one. She seems far too interested in his nephews for his liking.

    Kíli misses his mom. He knows he should be more cautious, but he likes the hobbits. He especially likes the lady one. She reminds him of his mom.

    Briar never fit in the Shire. She was always too different. But maybe, her place was always meant to be in the mountains instead of hills.

    Bilbo always knew his job was to protect his little sister. She was the only family he had left, after all. But family isn’t always defined by blood. Sometimes family is by choice.

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    Thorin and Bilbo make peace after the Battle, and with Winter right around the corner the hobbit remains in Erebor at the King's invitation. With the reparations of the dwarven kingdom continuing apace, the memories of war and Thorin's gold-sickness continue to plague the hobbit's memories - Bilbo longs to return to the Shire, convinced that despite the words of forgiveness spoken in Thorin's healing tent the friendship between the Dwarf King and the Burglar is beyond repair. But Winter is snapping at their heels with its icy teeth and Bilbo must remain in the Lonely Mountain until the roads are safe to travel once more.

    Will the long winter months truly be as miserable and lonely as the hobbit fears? Or could the longing in his heart for the Dwarf King be healed with help of a charismatic Iron Hills captain?

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    In a desperate attempt to make sure someone he trusts rules over Erebor, Thorin marries Bilbo on what will probably be his deathbed, as well as that of his heirs. When all three Durins survive, Thorin's marriage to Bilbo comes under scrutiny. Not everyone is happy with it.

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    Very private creatures, these Hobbits, not ones to venture out of their comfort zone. Everything had structure and appearances were of the utmost importance. And they most certainly did not go on adventures. The only ones who had… well let us just say Hobbits are rather gossipy creatures and anything outside of normal was fair game. This however is a story about the respectable Blossom Baggins.

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    Bilbo was born as Hobbits were in days forgotten and was treated as a monster because of it. He had come to peace with living out his days in an empty smial, hated by his family and ignored by his friends when an old friend drops a pile of loud, infuriating, personal space invading dwarrows into his lap. With them not knowing his secret, Bilbo hopes to get back what he has been missing for so long.

    If only it was that easy.

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    Willow Baggins met a dwarf in Bree when she’s drinking away her sorrows as her ex-husband, Otho, gets remarried and takes her home away from her. The next morning the dwarf disappears and Willow is left more broken than before.

    Years later, the dwarf that left her shows up on her doorstep thanks to a pesky wizard. But Willow isn’t the same hobbit Thorin met all those years ago. Now, she has someone to care about and someone who cares about her.

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    "I wonder if death will always taste this good" - Given a second chance from the horror she lived with for years; Lena is thrown into a world she used to escape to when the day couldn't get any worse. Now, her mission is to change an ending or die knowing she couldn't stop it. Out of the pan and into the fire as they say. Little does the company know; she's already been through it.

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    "Love is sweet, dearest Kili, but it cannot change a man's nature. Especially like your uncle"

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    This is a alice in wonderland (movie) crossover with the hobbit (movie).

    Alice is ready to fight the Japperwocky and to go home to he mother and sisters, to a (kinda) normal life. But life doesn’t go that way, Alice has change, not physically but mentally and a new world need her help. Alice is transported to middle earth where she run into some funny fellas who need help claiming their home, but what Alice and another doesn’t know is that they are made for each other.

    Thorin Oakenshield, king of the dwarf, is on his way to gather a bunch of individuals to claim his home ‘the lonely mountain’ but on the way there the group meet an interesting woman, with a weird personality and clothing. His instincts is going crazy around the women, for better or worse he don’t know.
    The rest of the company take her welcoming in, feeling secure, safe and most of all like home.

    What will happen with Alice, Thorin and The Company, read and find out.

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    Corvus Daughter of Corvin is the eldest daughter of the house of Corvin a family of status migrating from Iron Hills to her mother's place of birth, Erebor. As part the upper class dams, Corvus has been chosen as Prince Thorin's betrothed. Courting was a dream for her, will her marriage to him be the same?

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    "Bless this broken road, that led me straight to you."

     

    Sigrid, daughter of Bard the Bowman is thrust into a war and the destruction of her home that leads her into Prince Fili's arms and eventually his heart.

    Fili is on a mission to win back Erebor and take his rightful place beside his Uncle Thorin as heir to the throne. When the quest goes south when the Dragon is woke and the destruction that ensues, one thing he doesn't plan on is rescuing a blonde haired girl from an orc attack and bringing her to Erebor for protection.

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    Atina is NOT a fan of the hobbit franchise. She hated every second she spent suffering through it. As far as she's concerned, the entire world can be swallowed up in a giant fiery dragon burp. So WHY is she the one tasked with going on this 'adventure'? She sure as day doesn't want to be here and no one else wants her here either but HERE she is.. with no intention to fix a thing.

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    Briar Baggins hadn't meant to become a Burglar, it just happened. She never took anything that would be missed or wasn't hers to begin with. She's not sure she's up to stealing an entire Mountain from a DRAGON! That is until she meets a face from her past when he waltzes into her smial with the rest of the Company.
    Nori draws her like a moth to the flame and every time they come together they swear it's the last. When the others catch on they swear it's purely physical nothing more.
    Will they figure out they've stolen each other hearts before it's too late?

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    Come again?" Thorin asks as he shifts his eyes between you and Fíli.

    "Oh you heard me, uncle" Fíli says, grinning to you. You give him a grin back and lean to him a bit more, pressing your head to his shoulder.

    "That I am going to be an great uncle one day? I am already being one, I'll tell you that, but whatever reason you brought this up?" Thorin says in concerned voice, still eyeing you two suspiciously. Kíli sniggers and turns to you two.

    "Uncle's a bit slow, isn't he" Kíli says with an wink to you and Fíli, for what Fíli laughs at that.

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    There was another to add to the company that night in the Shire, one no one expected. Isabella daughter of Elrohir Son of Elrond and Belvola Swanstrike. Will they accept Bella or will she hide the fact that she is both Elf and Dwarf?

    (Not a sequel to The Unexpected or related)

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    When the dragon fell from the sky, destroying Bilbo's crops, he didn't get angry. He carefully maneuvered its talons before taking care of its wounds and wings. From the soft scales and bright blue eyes, it was young, not even able to breathe magic. So Bilbo led it to his barn where it could heal before it left. Too bad its father decided to show up.

    (( Updates Mondays and Thursdays, if the week permits it ))

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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    Bilbo Baggins of Dale, formerly of The Shire, has found a modicum of success as a singer and gardener. He's made a good, humble life for himself working where and when he can, either by song or by soil. But never had he dared to dream of singing in the palace of Erabor.
    That was, until Smaug.
    And though it was slain by the Prince Under the Mountain, Thorin son of Thrain, many souls were lost, including a number of palace staff.
    Now, on the behest of an old friend who just happened to be a wizard, Bilbo sets off on an adventure - one of a musical sort, and begins to flirt with said Prince through song. In other words, engaging in activities most unbecoming of respectable hobbits.

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