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    After the battle Bilbo decides to stay in Erebor for a while. While staying there a distant relative writes letters with him. Thorin having no idea that this mysterious woman is Bilbos cousin gets jealous. Despite his desperate attempts to hide it Kili and Fili notice. And they decide to make a "master" plan to get uncle Thorin and Bilbo together.

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    Aizen stops by Bag End during one of his travels. He meets a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins during his stop and a friendship begins to blossom after Bilbo lets Aizen stay with him for a few days. But...Aizen starts to feel more for the Hobbit as his visits to Bag End begin to become more frequent.

    Bilbo soon discovers that sometimes, you never know you need someone in your life so much until you least expect it.

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    But it was not your fault,
    But mine.

    And it was your heart on the line.

    I really fucked it up this time,
    Didn't I, my dear?

    Didn't I, my dear.
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    Bilbo has been traveling with Thorin and his company for months now. And despite their ups and downs during their adventure, he has now gained the love and respect of Thorin Oakenshield. But as they are attacked by the spiders and the company is taken in as prisoners by the elves of Mirkwood--Bilbo is left to be the one to save them once again. Yet as he enters the kingdom of the elves, he feels a great pain within him and falls before he can save them.

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    Thranduil finds a certain halfling bleeding out all over his palace floor with Tauriel holding the newborn Prince Under the Mountain.

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    Once Bilbo has ambled off, Fíli turns to Kíli, who’s still crunching away at his apple unconcernedly. “… He was just joking, right?”

    “Of course he was,” Kíli dismisses. “He’s Bilbo, the sharpest mind in the entire Company. It’s not like he could have missed the fact that Uncle’s been courting him since the end of the Battle. He’s just having us on!”

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    In which Bilbo is getting slightly exasperated with the fact that no one will tell him why he has such a big role in Thorin's wedding, what he is supposed to be doing there, and who Thorin's betrothed is. And is also a little confused about why the thought of Thorin marrying someone else bothers him so much.

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    What if Bilbo had regained consciousness just a little bit earlier and saved Thorin’s life before Azog could kill him? Well, he and Thorin would have been able to live the life together that they deserved. Not before a healthy amount of slow burn, of course.

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    Elrond has a lot of mild annoyance at his Dwarven guests. If someone was going to cause a scandal he had his money on one of Thorin's nephews.

    He didn't expect it to be the Hobbit.

    He especially didn't think that a love song would be the cause.

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    When Bilbo offered his home to Thorin in the Shire, he didn't know what that entailed exactly. Only family lives together for long periods of time in the way that Bilbo wants. It's an offer from a friend mostly, for the dwarf who's lost his way in life after giving up the throne. Courting and marriage though? He'd no idea! Thorin will explain it though, eventually. Maybe.

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    By all accounts, the hobbit was an affable little fellow, fussily dressed with ruddy cheeks and curly hair. The most dangerous thing Thorin had witnessed him do so far was talk the ear off Ori about his sprawling family tree “the Baggins, the Tooks, the Proudfeet, the Addams, the Bracegirdles and the Brandybucks - though those are more distantly related, my boy”

    He acted harmless. He wasn’t even armed. He should have been harmless.

    Then the incident with the trolls occurred.

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    Bilbo Baggins, Hobbit and burglar extraordinaire has some very bad coping mechanisms.

    Or: Bilbo runs away from Erebor after the Battle Of Five Armies to avoid Thorin's possible rejection, only to get hunted down by a bunch of angry Dwarves.

    (Please heed the tags!!!)

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    It's early in their journey and everyone's still getting used to the soft hobbit, but there's a reason that hobbits don't leave the Shire. Bilbo's got a secret that might get him killed. And this dwarf pack may be willing to do it.

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    Bilbo's hands gripped Thorin's wrists, the only thing stopping him from plummeting to the ground. Thorin glared at him, ready to drop the hobbit.

    A small voice, a remnant of him sill left was repulsed at the thought of killing Bilbo, but the hurt and anger and betrayal snapped that small part of him, and he let go of the hobbit.

    He fell from the gates, his body arching towards the stone as time seemed to slow. Several of the dwarrow cried out.

    With a sickening crunch Bilbo hit the stone, blood pooling from his head.

    It was if a bucket of water had been thrown over Thorin's head as with a snap the dragon sickness vanished. But it was too late.

    (SORRY PEOPLE, I HAVE GIVEN UP)

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    Thorin has goldsickness.... or does he? Dragon fever sets in, but it sends him after something other than gold. Will Bilbo find a cure for Thorin's ailment? Or will the king forever be locked up for everyone's safety?

    Takes place at exactly the point where Thorin gifts Bilbo the mithril. Only, there isn't a host of men and elves at their doorstep and there is no battle. Because I said so. Do with that what you will.

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    Bilbo believed Thorin to have perished in the battle of the five armies and grieved, but he learns that the dwarf is king of Erebor now. He must return to his love in the mountain.

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    Thorin lusts over Bilbo at Beorn's and stuff happens

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    Thorin and Bilbo are in love, clearly, and that is a fact everyone is aware of. Too bad the ones involved aren't so lucky, but that's perfectly fine, the company and a few guests are more than happy to help them realize.

    Now, if Thorin and Bilbo weren't so thickheaded it would be greatly appreciated...

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    Bilbo's little speech of how he was staying in Erebor because “You have your mountain back, but it's not really your home yet, is it?” was so sweet but in there laid the problem; what to do with Bilbo.

    With the line fo Durin regaining their health, and a whole city to rebuild, the company must find a title befitting of Bilbo, and unknowingly instigate the most oblivious and infuriating courtship middle earth has ever seen.

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    When Thorin sits down with Balin after a long day of boring meetings, he’s left dumbfounded when he’s informed that everyone in the whole blasted Mountain thinks him and Bilbo are one step away from a Spring wedding. Especially when he’s never even thought of Bilbo in that way before. Now that he can’t seem to stop thinking about it, does Bilbo see him the same way?

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    This story takes place during the making of the Hobbit movies. Thorin, Fili and Kili died per the events of the Hobbit book, and are still in Mahal’s Halls where Tolkien left them. Fili and Kili get word that these movies are being made on Earth. As every year interest in the Hobbit trilogy increases among the Dwarves in the Halls, some begin to examine the complex mystery of Thorin’s feelings for Bilbo, in light of the movies and their own knowledge of the dwarf in question.

    Meanwhile, on Earth, Mulder and Scully, passionate fans of the Hobbit book and observant viewers of the movies, ponder and debate whether Bagginshield is real. One of them is more invested in finding out the truth than the other...

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    Bilbo is caught in a bit of a tricky situation when his admittance of love for Thorin is misinterpreted as confirmation of their courtship. Luckily for him, Thorin is willing to play along, without knowing the full truth of course. Needless to say, the situation becomes a lot more complicated than he was hoping for.

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    "What are you doing out here?" Bilbo asked as he moved to stand next to Thorin, who's gaze has not moved from the stars.

    Thorin smiled softly. "I'm naming the stars after people I love." He replied.

    Damm it. It was hopeless. Bilbo was so hopelessly in love.

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