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What starts as nothing but good ol' midwestern hospitality soon turns into a battle of wills, and a lesson in resisting temptation.
Meanwhile, Dennis is trapped in a hell of his own making.
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Laces and Chases by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), LanceyLance963
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV), Ready or Not (Movies)
25 Apr 2026
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"It all starts with a letter.
Jack knows it. Knows the heavy weight of the high-quality stationary in his hand better than he knows the human body. He would have tossed it in the shredder with all the others if his eyes didn’t snag on the silver wax seal on the front. Fuck. A hunt."
Jack Abbot worked hard to cut his family ties- now they were coming back to strangle him.
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- Part 1 of Paging Dr. Jack (Danforth) Abbot
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Inspired by Pupenpie on Tumblr's post:
Old dog Robby who didn’t even knew he could still knot until he accidentally knots inside Dennis
Or something
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Sixth Street Crossing by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
16 Mar 2026
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When an ambulance driver shows Dennis a photo of Robby riding his motorcycle without a helmet, he's forced to confront their relationship as well as Robby's place in his life.
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Fertile Fields by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
24 Aug 2025
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At her age Penelope had had little concern for the implications of sharing a heat with her husband. It had taken so much for the conception of Telemachus all those years ago, that time was surely working against them by the time he stepped foot on Ithaca once more. If it hadn’t happened in the months after his return home, the fates clearly saw no need for another child to grace the halls of their palace. For while female alphas were able to carry children to term, it was such a rarity that they never even considered the risk. Alphas rarely bedded other alphas, and Penelope had no interest in finding a beta.
They were foolish to forget they were sharing a bed with a god.
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Obsession by ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer
22 Jul 2025
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After their battle on the rocks, Poseidon hasn't been able to get the mortal out of his head. Confrontation is unavoidable as Odysseus just tries to enjoy a run on the beach
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Odysseus: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
Plot if you squint
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Moving up, Moving out by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
11 Nov 2024
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“What did you think I meant, Peanut?”
Logan doesn’t want to do this, bring his panic to light and talk about the feelings rolling around like a ball of barbed wire in his chest. But he looks at Wade, quiet and expectant and sighs. Finding the words makes him feel like he’s chewing on rocks, chalking and rough on his tongue.
“You said I should start looking at places. Emphasis on the I.” Irritation bleeds into his words because Wade can’t be direct for once in his life. Wade tilts his head in a dog like manner Logan would mock him for if it wasn’t for the serious moment. His hairless brows furrow further.
“Well yeah, you’re more picky than I am. I mean look at this place.” Logan can't see his hands, but feels them in the air behind him, knows Wade is likely gesturing to the shit show that is their apartment. “Not to mention you're wise beyond your years, you’re probably way better at house hunting than my millennial ass.”
Wade and Logan move in together for real, featuring Deadpool's method of house hunting...Fucking with criminals.
Rated E for absolute filth in chapter 2
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- Part 9 of Oh Logan
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skin deep by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
24 Sep 2024
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“Take a seat.”
“Why?” Laura eyes him, but stiffly takes a seat, shifting in her seat as Wade moves to stand behind her. He fidgets with something plastic at her back, and she turns just in time to see Wade pointing at Logan with a hairbrush, brandishing it like a weapon. “I'm going to teach you to braid hair, it's amazing, and then maybe you’ll stop looking at my head like it killed your dog.”
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- Part 8 of Oh Logan
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Supper by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
16 Sep 2024
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The easiest way to an Alpha’s heart is through their stomach. Or their knot, depending on what you’re looking to get out of the relationship. Lucky for him, while Wade wasn’t an alpha, he was still in possession of his stomach on a good day.
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- Part 7 of Oh Logan
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Best Dressed Nest by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Logan isn’t the best at making nests, didn’t practice and develop his own technique and preference from young adulthood and on like the other omegas of his world. He didn't have a caring mentor to show him how to keep sides from unraveling, or explain why his instincts are obsessed with using the ugliest of all of Wade’s cardigans in the nightly reconstruction of their couch bed turned nest.
More Omega!Logan
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- Part 6 of Oh Logan
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Intentions by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Aug 2024
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Logically, Logan knew courting wasn’t a thing in this world, but that was rational thought arguing with instinct, that baser need championing him to secure Wade for his own before someone else came along and showed him how much of a disaster Logan was. He had been able to ignore it, put it out of his mind as their relationship moved at a snail's pace. Until now.
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- Part 5 of Oh Logan
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Chipped China by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Aug 2024
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Life with Wade was suspiciously easy. His day-to-day was frighteningly mundane for someone as untethered as Wade Wilson was. He kept a small garden on the fire escape that spilled with half dead flowers that probably wished for death and Logan eyes it whenever he steps out to smoke, only occasionally using it as an ashtray.
Continuation of the Omega!Logan study/series!
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- Part 4 of Oh Logan
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Herringbone Tiles by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Wolverine (Movies), Wolverine (Comics)
21 Aug 2024
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Wade comes back to consciousness slumped over his knees, body in a heap on what remains of the metal platform they had stood on only minutes ago, or maybe it was hours. His head pounds and the room is a wreck around them, tipping this way and that as some sort of head trauma heals itself. Who knew how much time had passed. Time is a weird enough concept without Madonna and her choir in the background. He coughs, lifting his mask high enough to spit out a glob of blood, likely caused by the internal damage that accompanied the melting of one's atoms.
An look at the moments after they saved the world by holding hands
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- Part 3 of Oh Logan
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Nothing Spacious About This Interior by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
17 Aug 2024
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Wade was happy enough destroying Nicepool's car with a brawl, Logan sitting on his face was just an unexpected bonus.
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- Part 2 of Oh Logan
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Aconitum by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
14 Aug 2024
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Logan has never been a very good omega, too bulky, too dominant, and thanks to the scientists from all those years ago, too feral. He was a wild dog that every knot headed alpha from his dimension thought they could domesticate if they postured enough. That is, until they came face to face with six claws and a bigger set of canines than any alpha he’d ever met.
An exploration of Omega!Logan
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- Part 1 of Oh Logan
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Cosmos by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Feb 2024
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The birth of a child is a magical thing. Astarion thinks it might just be the most daunting thing he's ever encountered.
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- Part 3 of Grow A Garden With Me
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Bellflower by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Feb 2024
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Pregnancy has caused a fair number of changes to your body, each embraced by Astarion time and time again. This one may just be his favorite.
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- Part 2 of Grow A Garden With Me
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Anthurium by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Feb 2024
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Domestic life in the city is easy, mundane even. That is until strange behaviors begin to take hold of Astarion.
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- Part 1 of Grow A Garden With Me
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Ruby Eyed Romance by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
22 Aug 2023
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Peter is just trying to catch up on laundry when Miguel comes crashing in, literally. A recent mission has him cutting it too close for comfort for his next dose. Peter helps take the edge off until MJ can help with a second set of hands. Mostly PWP
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Hey There Little Red Riding Hood, You Sure Are Looking Good. by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Feb 2022
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Geralt should have known that there would be trouble from the moment he laid his eyes on that damned red cloak. He only wishes he knew that it would be his fault Jaskier ended up in the territory of a dragon.
Inspired By https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia8j8YMtfdo