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    Oh come on. Wasn’t bad enough he was finally dying? Now some weirdo made at least one quarter out of indestructible metal had to invade his new digs (read: super mutant prison) and threaten to kill the baby faced, fire flinging pre-teen ‘the man’ had locked him up and thrown away the key with.
    The only saving grace of the whole messed up situation? At least the hyper violent Hobo With A Shotgun had the hots for him.

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    Wade Wilson has a totally-not-addiction to online shopping. He takes it out on his newest future friend.

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    Hydra has had Peter in their custody for three years. Deadpool is hired to break him out. Throw in an alien symbiote, motels, and superhero explosions and things get gay.

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    Życie Petera nie mogłoby wyglądać lepiej - jest zakochany, przeprowadził się i lada dzień zaczyna wymarzone studia oraz staż. Gdyby tylko to ugryzienie pająka nie było takie niezwykłe. Peter nie ma pojęcia co robić z nowo odkrytymi mocami. Są fajne, ale i niebezpieczne, boi się, że zrobi nimi krzywdę ludziom, których chce ratować. Bycie pomocnikiem Deadpoola było łatwe, bycie równym mu partnerem wydaje się być trudniejsze i Peter nie jest pewny czy jest i czy w ogóle kiedykolwiek będzie gotowy na bycie takim samym bohaterem. Tylko czy to w porządku posiadać takie zdolności i ukrywać je przed światem? I czy może sobie pozwolić na ich ukrywanie, gdy zależy od nich życie nie tylko obcych mu ludzi, ale i jego bliskich?

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    Peter Parker is an adult. Which means if he decides to pack a backpack, sell his apartment, and buy a one-way Greyhound ticket from New York to Oregon-he's not "running away," he's just on a journey to find himself again.
    Wade Wilson is former Special Ops. Which means if he decides to live off the land, seclude himself in the woods, and use the backpack of money from his former occupation on liquor-he's not "homeless," he's just had enough of mankind to last him a lifetime.
    Both men are destined to meet, whether it's by forces of evil or good is uncertain.
    But what becomes of them will be determined by the actions of both men.

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    Wade Wilson has a broken heart and isn't looking for love, but when Neena Thruman, also known as Domino on the interwebs, asks him to be her wingman on a Tinder meet-up, he can't say no.

    (((A Cablepool Trucker AU nobody knew they wanted until it happened!)))

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    Peter finds himself in a new school. Despite his first thoughts, the things are going really well for him.
    That is until he meets a certain jock, and now he can't find a way out of his attention.

    Would Peter be able to bear with Wade's personality at least a little bit?
    And what brings Wade back to the mysterious and cute nerd?

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    Có thể Cable chính là cái gã alpha nhất trong số những thằng cha alpha từng alpha trên cõi đời này. Nhìn chung, đó có thể là lý do vì sao Wade lại dành hết tiền của để đầu tư cho việc giết quách gã đi cho rảnh nợ. Bảo vệ thằng nhóc, ừ rồi, nhưng thuê Peter-và-những-người-bạn đi làm cái việc mà Wade gần như có thể tự thân vận động kể cả khi phải tay không chống ung thư và giặc thì có lẽ là hơi trên mức cần thiết. Phải nói là hay, nhưng hơi quá đà. Giống bánh mì nướng kiểu Pháp chiên giòn ấy.

    “Không phải do bản chất omega kích động đâu,” Wade bảo trong lúc lặng lẽ lắp ống giảm thanh vào khẩu súng MK12 tùy chỉnh.

    “Ờ phải ha.” Giọng Russell qua điện thoại nghe chừng chưa bị thuyết phục cho lắm. “Yukio bảo có khi anh nên đi tư vấn tâm lý đi.”

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    “I thought you ordered a sexbot,” Al said once Wade let himself into the apartment.

    “Did you go through my mail again?” Wade paused. “Did you literally do my mail?”

    Al’s face crinkled in annoyance. “Ugh. Lord, no. I meant. I didn’t think 'Terminator Action Figure' was your type. Shows you what I know eh?”

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    The prince must climb up the high tower to fetch his fair maiden. Opps wrong story.

    Or right story, considering that Deadpool is climbing up the Avengers tower to see a certain someone. He has only one goal in life, it's not even to scarf down tacos this time. Nope, the famous merc with the mouth has one goal in mind, and he must get it at all cost.

    This just so happens to involve a skinny nerdy, who loves photography. It rhymes with Feter Farker, and smells like lavender and take out food.

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    Nathan ends up dragged into playing an online game by Neena, who for some reason decided that teaching him the basic wasn't her job, and ends up trying to understand all of it all by himself only to find out that he sucks at it.

    Then enters Wade, or CaptainDeadpool, an experienced player who really was just bored and took a liking out of Nathan. Thus begins an amazing friendship full of all-nighters, skype convos and midnight snacks. Also pining. Lots and lots of pining.

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    ¿Y sí despues de amenazar a un acosador adolescente, en lugar de hacer su recorrido completo al bar de Weas... Wade se encontrará con Peter Parker?

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    As most cliche stories begin, it started on a dark and stormy night. Lightning striking every few seconds, Thunder following closely behind, rain pelting the ground, beating it like it owes him money…

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    "The power of suggestion is a force to be reckoned with, Russell. You ever been told you'd look cute with someone? Or someone assumes you're in a relationship with someone you definitely don't even like that way? Or has your dead girlfriend ever jokingly told you not to have sex with that person you definitely don't like that way? And then you try to examine why those people think you'd like that person that way, and realize you actually might like them that way?"

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    Genesis Camilla Lehnsherr, an 18-year-old mutant with telepathic, telekinesis and magnetokinesis abilities, is a girl who loves to wear gypsy-style outfits with cowgirl boots and hat, an epitome of free-spirit, playful and happy-go-lucky. Genesis is always looking for a good time but shies away when men come looking to her for sex, her telepathic ability makes her feed like a Succubus but with a deadly end for not just human men but mutant men as well. Genesis hangs with men with dark past, Frank Castle are that she's always hanging around with. Usually seen at Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children, as Weasel's bouncer whenever the customers get too wild, her personality and aura makes it easier for the men and women to warm up to her and be close friends with the Italian beauty. It's because that she's always at Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children that she meets the X-Team and is reunited with the two feral brothers who had given her their dog tags but she didn't let them in on that little secret and still finds herself having both of their interest on her. She would rather allow them to think she was someone else tell them but she's going to learn that nothing in life goes her way.

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    Cable was quite possibly the alpha-est alpha who’d ever alpha’d. On hindsight, it was probably why Wade had committed so much of his personal funds towards murdering him off the face of the planet. Protect the kid, sure, but hiring on Peter-and-friends to do a job that Wade had almost managed by himself when unarmed and dying of cancer was overkill. Cool, but a bit much. Kind of like deep-fried french toast.

    “It’s not an omega thing,” Wade said, as he quietly screwed the suppressor onto a custom MK12 rifle.

    “Yeah right.” Russell didn’t sound convinced over the phone. “Yukio said maybe you should get therapy.”

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    Stryfe and Wade have a moment. Blind Al is there.

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    Peter really wanted to talk to Wade, to let him know that he didn't care what he looked liked, to let him know he knew exactly how he felt; but for some reason he couldn't. Every time he saw Wade sitting alone at lunch he told himself 'this will be the day, I'll talk to him'. It never happened. His words always got caught it his throat, he'd look at him wanting more then anything to say something but then Ned would come along and say something and snap him out of his trance. He'd just look at Wade one last time and follow Ned over to their table. He felt like a coward every time but he couldn't help it, he never seemed to know what the say in the moment.

     

    He got his wish one day on just a regular tuesday morning.

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    Peter, in a desperate attempt to earn enough for himself and his aunt, worked on the docks despite the hard labour and mistreatment. Rumours had spread that a notorious pirate, named Deadpool, has been terrorising the seas, targeting specifically cargo ships. Thinking nothing of it, when the opportunity arose, Peter accepted the job of spending a month out at sea on a cargo ship. Who knew that, during his first voyage, he’d meet said pirate, who has quite the soft spot for him?

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    Nathan and Wade at college in a modern setting where Nathan is his mutant self and still infected with the Techno-Organic virus but Wade is completely human.

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