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    What do you get when you take a not-dead hooker with a heart of gold, a time-sliding telepath on a mission to save the world, a pyrokinetic teenager with trust issues, and the obnoxious fucker who brought them together? Answer: a family.

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    Russell has a bad dream, and Wade and Vanessa help him through it, in their own weird little way.

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    Peter Parker isn't going through a midlife crisis. Everyone goes through a phase of mental panic after graduating college. Right? Probably. It doesn't matter. Spider-Man doesn't get to have midlife crises. He has a job to do.

    If it happens to be a job crossing the country in a bulletproof SUV with a crazy mercenary to deliver a totally-not-suspicious stack of files, then so be it. It's not a crazy job. This isn't a midlife crisis. He's fine. Everything's fine. He's survived worse, he can survive this.

    It's only a forty-three hour drive.

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    Domino had never fallen. She had never tripped on the stairs, slipped in the hall, stumbled over uneven ground; she’s insanely lucky. Even socially and academically, she’s never fallen, she has never failed a test, never made a massive fool of herself that’s knocked her down the social ladder (which is surprising, considering her friendship with Wade). She always had the best parties, told the best jokes, even had the best food. Nobody had ever, not once, seen her fall (which is ironic, considering her nickname was Domino).

    Which is why, when she caught her best friend making heart-eyes at the new girl, she was determined to give her friend the best shot at a date possible (and then plan the best, most awesomest wedding ever for them, but that would have to wait until after she had scored them a date).

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    There was a boy. A very strange, enchanted boy, James Buchanan Barnes had seen him. When he asked about the boy with sapphire eyes and hair the color of sunshine, they answered he wandered from very far, very far over land and sea. A little shy and sad of eye but very wise was he. And then one day, one magic day he passed Bucky's way.

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    peter parker- twenty. struggling college student, barista, best friend, nephew. meet wade wilson- thirty-two, mercenary, obnoxiously rich and honestly? just obnoxious in general.

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    Deadpool and his struggles with his own broken mind after Vanessa's death.

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    After losing your crew- your family- and waking up in a town you’ve never been to before, you find yourself going through life in a bit of haze while you recover. Your only solace is the sea, which you spend any time you can spare staring longingly at.
    That is until a mysterious, handsome blond makes a sudden appearance in your life. This stranger isn’t like the other townsfolk. Unlike them, he seems to understand, if the spark in his eye when he looks at the ocean is any indication.

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    After the death of her family, Majalia, is thrust into a world she never knew existed. Okay, she knew all about Iron Man, but that was as far as her knowledge went. She had no one, but found a family. Just when she figured she would never have a love like her parents, he dropped down from the sky. Literally. Now she has to deal with over protective family, and trying to keep the fragile peace in her new home. Majalia will fight to get her happy ending. Even if it kills her.

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    Who the FUCK said aging makes you wiser? THESE TWO ARE STILL DUMB..but with more trauma than ever! Mayhem and mayhaps sadness awaits.

    Click on me please if you were part of 3k who read that first one that was kinda.....dumb if you will. THANK YOU ANYWAY.

     

    Co-created by God and Deadpool.

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    Another foster home. That's all Tony saw this as. He didn't think kids got to go to back into fostering after group homes. But here he was, walking up the steps to another weird family with three other weird kids.

    So, no, he doesn't see anything coming out of this. They'll ship him off in four to five months just like all the others. They'll get annoyed and find him too wound-up even if he tries really hard not to be, just like all the others. They'll call him stupid, too, just like all the others. He's sure if it.

    And then these people do the craziest thing and... don't.

    Updates every-other Thursday!

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    Getting over it was a shitshow. It was like stumbling your way down a dark hallway barefoot, knowing your next step could very well land you in a jackass kid’s pile of legos. Except there was always going to BE a pile of legos. Your only choice? Keep walking or sit down and give up.

    Giving up wasn’t in their vocabulary.

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    Vanessa's so hot when she's being badass.

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    Vanessa could ask Darcy for anything and she'd do it. She was head over heels for Nessa.

    Too bad she was too much of a coward to do anything about it...

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    Wade's trying to be a better person even though the universe is clearly rooting against him, but he's gotta do it. He doesn't have a choice anymore. It's either this or let her grow up thinking she wasn't worth trying for.

    I never made it explicitly clear that this is an alternate universe (specifically like the future of a highschool au with Peter, Johnny, Gwen, and MJ). So if things don't match up with the official timeline...don't worry about it? Marvel has like a thousand official timelines.

    EDIT 06/15/17: take a look under the tags [ #ibt ] or [ #fic: i've been thinking ] on rittapokie.tumblr for updates, sneak peeks, and the joys/woes of writing.

    EDIT 09/05/18: IBT has a schedule until September!! https://rittapokie.tumblr.com/post/174610518150/ibt-upcoming-schedule | We’ve ticked off all but September 26th, see you then! After that, I’ll probably be going on my annual fall/winter hiatus like a hibernating bear.

    EDIT 07/18/18: yes, the rating changed.

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    Sequel to "Saudade"

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    After passing over, Wade Wilson reincarnates into another universe and successfully finds Peter Parker--except there's a problem: Peter Parker is deaf and he doesn't remember Wade at all.

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    14/?
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    Image once you're akumatize you stay that way. Once Ladybug and Cat Noir free you from the akuma you still look like you did when you were akumatized and still have the power. Yet it's not as strong. You are in control and remember everything. That's what this AU is all about.

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    As a deeply undisciplined person, I have plenty of projects that I start but don't get around to finishing. Eventually I got bored of staring at them and decided to post them.

    These may, one day, get finished. It's very unlikely but miracles can happen. Til' that miraculous day comes, they're just going to live here.

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    ¿Y sí despues de amenazar a un acosador adolescente, en lugar de hacer su recorrido completo al bar de Weas... Wade se encontrará con Peter Parker?

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    Cable had never seen another convict like him before. A weirdo who could take a metal fist to the face and hop back up with a smile firmly in place. He almost found the guy’s resilience hot as shit too. If only the mutant in the strangely tight prison jumpsuit wasn’t trying to keep him from his mission of nipping the problem of ‘Fire Fist still existing’ in the prepubescent bud.

    Sequel to Waiting Around To Die!

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