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    Official Avengers tips for when you find yourself working with a Moon Knight:

    They're hard to get in touch with, but have a knack for showing up where they're needed, sent by the god Khonshu. If one of them is talking to someone you can't see, it's probably him.

    They only have one magic shapeshifting suit to share between the three of them. Which is why you never get multiple Moon Knights on the same mission.

    They're in some kind of polycule with the Scarlet Scarab. That thing you saw was fine, it wasn't anybody getting cheated on, it's completely negotiated and above-board.

    They have a few completely inexplicable skills. Don't even bother asking questions. They'll blow you off with "look, the moon is just really mysterious like that."

     

    A series of team-ups where Avengers notice weird things about the Moon Knights...and our guys have to decide whether to give them a(nother) cover story, or to add them to the (carefully curated, extremely short, but slowly growing) list of People We Trust With The Reveals.

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    Wade is the kid that gets blamed for everything that goes wrong at school. At home things are not better as his father often neglects and abuses him. All he really wants is a friend.

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    November 21st, 2017

    Pain was subjective. Wade knew this for a fact, because his best friend was Weasel.

    Now, to Weasel, a paper cut was just about the worst pain imaginable, topped only, perhaps, by stepping on a lego brick (something he knew from back when Wade was in his Lego Elves faze).

    On the other hand, Wade would probably put having his skull caved in by a juvenile in a onesie pretty high up on the list, if only because of the embarrassment.

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    Peter Parker has no one in his corner. No one to rely on, to seek guidance… no one to confide in or cheer him on…

    That is, until he moves into a tiny rundown Manhattan apartment, starts a crappy mediocre job, declares himself maybe just a little insane, and begs the mercenary Deadpool to teach him how to sew…

    Sometimes, life has a funny way of showing you the bigger picture...curvy edges and all.

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    Wade wants to eat peter out, witch is pretty normal for them, but, peters hesitant because he's on his period, and he thinks wade might not want to do sex things during his period because it's 'dirty'

     

    Spoiler alert, wade likes doing sex things even more when peters on his period.

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    Across the Nine Kingdoms, there are rumors of a man in red and black leather traveling across the kingdoms, leaving a path of death and destruction in his wake. The identity of the masked killer is unknown, but King Anthony of Evonada Kingdom has deep suspicions against King Wade of Crumore. With these suspicions, King Anthony sends Peter Parker, his adopted son, to go undercover at a Royal Ball taking place in King Wade's palace.

    Safe to say, things don't go as planned and Peter's cover is blown, resulting in Wade Wilson forcing him to accompany him during his travels in search of something Peter is unbeknownst to.

    During the weeks that the pair are forced to spend together, Peter begins to see Wade as more than some masked killer on a rampage, and Wade begins to see Peter as more than a responsibility he took upon himself.

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    Wade finds an injured child after taking a stroll through the streets, and of course because it’s wade he panics and calls in a favor.

     

    WARNINGS ARE AT THE END NOTES. If you get triggered by anything please read them just in case.

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    CEO Wade Wilson is the bane of his PR department’s existence. He’s got no filter, a bad reputation, and a face only a mother could love. Needing someone to stay by his side and keep him from doing anything stupid in front of his peers, he delves into the sugaring world. His ability to hire a date goes about as well as his ability to find a date through normal means, and he’s ready to give up when he meets the sassy twink of his dreams.

    Peter has been sugaring for years to get him through college, and he’s experienced enough to be a little picky about his next daddy. Still, he wasn’t expecting such a one-sided offer from a scarred, bumbling man who acts nothing like what his bank account says he should. Of course, Peter isn’t going to turn down such a lucrative deal. If arm candy is what Wade wants, then Peter will make sure the man gets his money’s worth.

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    Wade Wilson's life is turned completely upside down when he experiences a harrowing loss. Killing people helps but, not killing people helps even more. Also, he's gay for the friendly neighbourhood Spider-man.

    Let's all pretend that anything that happens after Vanessa's death doesn't happen in Deadpool 2. Yes, I'm using her death as a plot device because of my lazy writing. Also, I did publish this before but, I hated the writing so much so I'm republishing it.

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    Listen, we can all do our part to help in this time of need.

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    Peter Parker is struggling to make ends meet, with another villain on the horizon, he's got to make some quick decisions.
    Just so happens a job lands in his lap while chasing a lead. But if the line is starting to blur from just showing a little bit of skin, to flirting with a masked mercenary... things get a little bit heated.

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    Sequel to "Saudade"

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    After passing over, Wade Wilson reincarnates into another universe and successfully finds Peter Parker--except there's a problem: Peter Parker is deaf and he doesn't remember Wade at all.

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    Peter Parker is an outcast in the town of Littleton. Smarter than all the other residents he can't find a place to fit in. Wade has worn the Deadpool suit for so long now that he doesn't remember how to be Wade Wilson. When Wade takes a job for the mob involving Peter's aunt May, two wayward souls cross paths, and both have to learn how to let someone in.

    A Beauty and the Beast AU featuring Peter as Belle, Wade as the Beast, Weasel, Vanessa, and Dopinder as the staff, and Skip Wescott as Gaston.

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    There was one rule Wade Wilson lived by:

    Always, always listen to the kiddos.

    They were some of the most useful informants Wade had ever heard from, and he needed that in his city, especially when a new spider hybrid is crawling around attempting to play hero.

    Well, shit. Wade couldn't let that happen, huh?

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    WADE Wilson is in love with getting into the habit of failing to break his habits - and by in love, he means tormented by, as love is often interchangeable with torment. Mom says "you will eat when you're hungry" - well, fuck that, Mom. Mom says "you will learn to like your body, learn to like being a boy" - wrong again, bzzzt. Mom says "Dad was a bad man" - jury's out.

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    Wade is twisted into so many knots that he's an honourary boy-scout.

    (love and loss and listlessness ; it's a funky ride)

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    The town of Babel, Nebraska, is an isolated place, but still a thriving community. James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes and his sister Rebecca came to Babel to take advantage of the Homestead Act, along with Bucky's closest friend Steve Rogers. Six years later, Becca is ready to move on, but not until she is certain her brother will be well cared for. She makes arrangements on Bucky's behalf, bringing orphaned Evelyn “Eevie” Carpenter out to Babel from Vermont, only to find out her brother already had a romantic partner. Together, Steve, Bucky, and Eevie are determined to work things out and give a three way marriage a chance. Just when it looks like everything is getting well settled, tragedy strikes the town, leaving no family unscathed. Will Eevie help her new family survive the nightmare, or will their budding happiness be taken from them?

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    After several near death experiences, Vanessa decides try new things and to go back to school. Wade doesn’t like or trust her lab partner.

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    summery: peter and wade are dating, and peter gets his period while they're hanging out, and bleeds all over wades couch.

     

    the only issue: wade doesn't know Peter's trans.

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    Steve Rogers thought his world was already crazy, but then he meets Wade Wilson aka Deadpool.
    And to make things more complicated than they already are between Captain America and Deadpool, SHIELD wants the team to capture Deadpool because he managed to break into one of their bases and killed an agent.
    No one knows that Steve knows exactly where Deadpool lives, what he actually looks like, his story, or that he's dating the Captain. And they can't know.
    At least, not yet.
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    Deadpool loves playing with death- seeing as he can't die- but his boyfriend- God does he love saying that- doesn't like Wade getting himself into situations that could get him on SHIELD radar.
    And that's exactly what Wade ends up doing when he manages to break into a SHIELD base and kill an agent there (who was secretly a HYDRA member, but that still doesn't help Wade's case) and gets out despite everyone shooting him multiple times in the torso and of course, vital organs. 

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