ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms
- Daredevil (TV) (13)
- Daredevil (Marvel Comics) (12)
- Deadpool (Movieverse) (9)
- Deadpool - All Media Types (6)
- The Pitt (TV) (4)
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What starts as nothing but good ol' midwestern hospitality soon turns into a battle of wills, and a lesson in resisting temptation.
Meanwhile, Dennis is trapped in a hell of his own making.
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Laces and Chases by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), LanceyLance963
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV), Ready or Not (Movies)
25 Apr 2026
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"It all starts with a letter.
Jack knows it. Knows the heavy weight of the high-quality stationary in his hand better than he knows the human body. He would have tossed it in the shredder with all the others if his eyes didn’t snag on the silver wax seal on the front. Fuck. A hunt."
Jack Abbot worked hard to cut his family ties- now they were coming back to strangle him.
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- Part 1 of Paging Dr. Jack (Danforth) Abbot
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Inspired by Pupenpie on Tumblr's post:
Old dog Robby who didn’t even knew he could still knot until he accidentally knots inside Dennis
Or something
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Sixth Street Crossing by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
16 Mar 2026
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When an ambulance driver shows Dennis a photo of Robby riding his motorcycle without a helmet, he's forced to confront their relationship as well as Robby's place in his life.
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Fertile Fields by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
24 Aug 2025
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At her age Penelope had had little concern for the implications of sharing a heat with her husband. It had taken so much for the conception of Telemachus all those years ago, that time was surely working against them by the time he stepped foot on Ithaca once more. If it hadn’t happened in the months after his return home, the fates clearly saw no need for another child to grace the halls of their palace. For while female alphas were able to carry children to term, it was such a rarity that they never even considered the risk. Alphas rarely bedded other alphas, and Penelope had no interest in finding a beta.
They were foolish to forget they were sharing a bed with a god.
Recent series
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Paging Dr. Jack (Danforth) Abbot by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), LanceyLance963
Fandom Ready or Not (Movies), The Pitt (TV)
25 Apr 2026
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- 21,700
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Grow A Garden With Me by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Feb 2024
- Words:
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- 3
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Oh Logan by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace), ActuallyAMenace
Fandom Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Comics), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
11 Nov 2024
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The Seven Sins of Matthew Murdock by ActuallyAMenace
Fandom Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV)
08 Dec 2018
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No single human entity is without sin, this is why Jesus Christ sacrificed himself for humanity. This, is why they pray. Matt knows this, has known this since his attendance catholic school as a boy. Even with confession and his Hail Mary’s, it has done nothing more than make each one of these sins more prominent in his life.
In which Matt looks at his life and its connections with the seven deadly sins
- Words:
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- 7
- Bookmarks:
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if you would let me spend my whole life loving you by taliamytalia
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
10 Feb 2026
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“You were having sex once or twice a month, new person every time,” Robby says, “and you’re telling me none of them made you come?”
“I didn’t say that—”
“Obviously none of them were good enough to go back for a second time,” Robby says. “Were they just using you to dump a load?” His voice is hard.
Jack opens and closes his mouth. “If we got that far. Some of them backpedaled once they saw what I was working with. It’s not in my bio, you know. Wasn’t.”
Robby growls and goes back in. "Fucking assholes,” he says. “I’m going to spend every day from now on showing you what you should’ve been getting. What you deserved all that time."
aka, trans jack gets good sex for the first time in his life
Bookmarked by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace)
09 Jul 2026
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Jack was leaning in the doorjamb in a forest green and burgundy skirt suit with gold trim, complete with a cap on his head set at a jaunty angle. The top was a little too small, so his stupid jacked arms were busting out of the short sleeves. The skirt rode up over his knees to reveal freckled thighs and a dusting of hair rendered golden by Robby’s porch light. His flesh and blood ankle was crossed over his metal one, and he was slanting a shit-eating smirk at Robby.
“What the fuuuuck,” Robby’s mouth let out, independent of his brain.
“Can I interest you in flying Abbot Air?”
Bookmarked by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace)
06 Jul 2026
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"Me and Jack have a pool, y'know," Robby hummed. Dennis tilted his head at him a little. The clever boy, he always picked up on Robby's hints. "It's a pain to maintain, but, if you're up for it, you can swim as much as you'd like."
Dennis shook his head. "No, I couldn't. I wouldn't want to intrude in your-"
"It's not intruding if I'm asking you. Besides, we need a pool boy." He patted Dennis's shoulder. "No pressure, but it's all yours if you want it."
Or, Jack and Robby have a pool and a hunger for a certain young intern. Little do they know he has some ulterior motives for accepting their offer, too.
Bookmarked by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace)
05 Jul 2026
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There are many things MD Jack Abbot doesn’t care for as a wolf: French blue cheese, uncooperative patients questioning care providers at every turn, the ceiling light in the upper-left corner outside Dispatch flickering a white glare sharper than the rest.
Right now, it’s that silvery cougar, tail swinging in lazy arcs and talking Robby up in front of the nurses’ station.
Jack scowls.
Bookmarked by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace)
05 Jul 2026
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All Jack can smell now is Robby’s thick pine scent, and he fills his nose and mouth with it, closing his eyes at the deliciousness. He doesn’t want to live in a world where that scent isn’t the first thing that he wakes up to. Smelling it on Robby’s pillow in the mornings when Robby goes to work has nothing on this, having it fresh and unlimited from the source.
Jack snuggles closer against his alpha, savoring the feeling of Robby’s skin against Jack’s bare chest, closing his own eyes briefly. He wants to burrow into Robby’s arms ever deeper. Jack wants to stay here forever with the soft morning sunlight painting gold into Robby’s hair.
But despite the lovely peace and quiet, the relief from knowing neither of them have anywhere to be…he can’t deny the fact that he’s leaking, aching, empty and needy the way only Robby can fix.
Bookmarked by A menace with a pen (ActuallyAMenace)
04 Jul 2026