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    "What do I do?” Steve appealed into the phone. “I’m freaking out.”

    There was silence on the other end of the line. It lasted so long that Steve pulled the receiver away from his ear and frowned at it. Pay phones were old. Maybe this one wasn’t working despite the obvious dial tone when he picked up.

    “Ok,” a stranger’s voice said over the phone. “First acknowledge the fact that you dialed the wrong number, but be quick about it because my cab is a few blocks away from my own plans and I’m about to drop some truth bombs on you.”

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    21 Apr 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    Lexa delivers pizzas on Friday nights while putting herself though college. Everyone flirts with her, but she is only interested in the blonde who orders the same pizza every Friday night. Unbeknownst to Lexa, Clarke is only ordering the pizza so she can see Lexa and hopefully work up the courage to ask her out.

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    21 Apr 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 72

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    21 Apr 2018

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    Fíli and Kíli have never been good at sharing and when they both fall for Bilbo, things get out of hand.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    Obito finds out Kakashi had a genin team and takes offense to that. Sakura doesn't appreciate any implications.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    Dean is a grown-ass man - he can take perfectly good care of himself, thank you very much. Except that sometimes the easier or more fun choices aren't always the right or best ones, and, all right, maybe thinking ahead and working the long game isn't his strongest suit. It's fine! He's fine.

    When he meets Castiel, he realizes that flying by the seat of his pants may not be the best way to attract the super-serious (gorgeous, funny, genius) Alpha. Dean's shrink has been telling him he needs to start making "grown-up choices," and if that's what he has to think about in order to make Cas fall for him, then he'll give it a whirl.

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    21 Apr 2018

  7. Rec 41

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    Slowly, Vegeta turns his head on the pillow and squints at her. "Did Nappa send you in?"

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    21 Apr 2018

  8. Rec 23

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    After his breakdown in a police station in New York City, FBI Supervisory Special Agent and profiler Yuuri Katsuki finds himself back home on medical leave. As he fights his way to recovery, he also must examine his relationship with his supermodel boyfriend Viktor Nikiforov, and determine the fate of their connection.

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    21 Apr 2018

  9. Public Bookmark 20

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    “You’ve got the nicest ass this side of the Mississippi.”
    Rhodey shouts “Seriously?!” Before they both freeze and realize, with bombs going off all around them, that they’re soulmates.

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    21 Apr 2018

  10. Public Bookmark 35

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    After the Battle of New York, as they'd been calling it, Tony Stark was not doing ok. His time on the other side of the portal haunted him, shadowed his steps and crept into his nightmares, even with the team around to pull him out of his own head.
    So, when he wakes up in an abandoned space station holding a strange silver sphere and no memory of how he got there, possibly hundreds of lightyears away from earth, he is not happy.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    There are plenty of realities where Bruce's children follow him into the vigilante life from a young age.

    In this reality, Bruce puts his foot down.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    21 Apr 2018

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    Short stories from the Toasterverse, because the author gets panicky writing long form stories built around plot and has to finish something in order to function.

    Phil has problems with these people. So does the Author.

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    21 Apr 2018

  14. Public Bookmark 1

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    Тор назначает Локи ответственным за настроение Халка.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    "Huh." Hunk leans back and takes an impressive chomp of Keith's pastry, devouring half of it in one go. "I've got nothing. Though, I gotta say I'm surprised you two didn't do anything for your anniversary."

    Keith knocks over his mug in a extremely rare display of clumsiness. "What?" he asks, horrified.

    "Your anniversary, yesterday? I was going to cook you guys a nice dinner, but Lance said you were going out." Hunk tosses the last corner of the pastry delicately into his mouth before peering closely at Keith's pained expression. "Ohhhh," he says in revelation. "I get it now. But, hey! At least we solved the mystery for why he's mad at you."

    Or: Keith forgets his and Lance's first-year anniversary and struggles to make amends.

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    21 Apr 2018

  16. Public Bookmark 31

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    Naruto makes a dangerous choice to protect someone he cares about and finds allies he never knew he had. Meanwhile a string of resurrections bring the past to the forefront and forces old hatreds into the present and Iruka struggles with the family legacy left to him, that will decide the fate of Konohagakure and everyone in it.

    Chapter 1 - 8 Rewritten 11 April 2018

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    21 Apr 2018

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    Dan is down on his knees the first time Phil mentions weddings with any seriousness. Fluff, 4.0k

    This was nominated for BEST FLUFF in the phanfic awards 2016!

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    21 Apr 2018

  18. Public Bookmark 10

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    Because their family just isn't big enough.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    It’s Christmas time, and Damian is on a mission - to stop this ‘Santa Claus’ fellow from molesting his older brother.

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    21 Apr 2018

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    “Look, my brother invited me to his jolly-ho party next week and I may or may not have also told him that you’re my boyfriend when you’re not actually my boyfriend and that I’ll bring you, my boyfriend, to the party for him to meet just so that I can shove it in everyone else’s faces and hear the end of his and my entire family and extended family’s ceaseless mentions of my single life because it’s getting extremely annoying.”

    There was a slight pause. Jungkook squints at him skeptically, “And you told your brother that I’m your fake boyfriend? Me, of all people?”

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    21 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the cute fake boyfriend one

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