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    You're Chan's girlfriend, he can't wait to introduce you to his friends and you can't wait to jump on his lap and - well. Yeah, you can't wait to meet his friends, either. (spoiler: sex after smoking weed, don't read if you don't like this subject)

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  2. 67

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    (F/N) Zeppeli only had her grandmother, Nana, growing up. Nana raised her to walk in confident strides, her head held high, and academics prioritized, while also teaching her the way of Hamon. A sudden phone call from the Speedwagon foundation now has both of you traveling to Japan for "research" that, somehow, involves you, Nana, and a man named Joseph Joestar. With a new life suddenly presented to (F/N), she will continue to be a proper student and true to herself, but what will happen when she crosses paths with the school delinquent Jotaro Kujo? Why is the Joestar name so important to her and Nana? Who is Dio? What is a 'Stand'? And most importantly, why do you want to protect this....delinquent?

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    “You need a girlfriend, Rogers.”
    “Huh?”
    Nat rolled her eyes. “Doesn’t your life get a little bit lonely from time to time? Don’t you want to be with someone you can share everything with?”
    “But I have Bucky?” Steve said, a question and a statement at the same time, completely stunned and not really able to grasp the situation.

    Or:In which everyone thinks Steve is straight, but he has been not-so-secretly been dating Bucky for months.

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    Regis wonders if he's reading Geralt right. And if opposites attract, then a witcher and a vampire ought to have quite the future together.

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  5. 23

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    It’s not the worst break-up. But between the realization that him only ever calling his boyfriend Elric and his boyfriend only ever calling him Brad might say something about the nature of their relationship, and the realization that Elric treated him with the same level of baffled amused affection as he did his brother’s cat, even, especially, in, and around the times they were having sex — anyway, there was a reason why it was better for both of them to break up.

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    tony gives steve the gift that just keeps on giving.

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    Lan Zhan!
    You've probably guessed who's sending you mail, but I'll go ahead and confirm that it's your friend Wei Ying. Hello from Fuzhou! It's already hot here and very wet although spring has barely started. Hope you're keeping cool in the clouds, and say hello to the kids for me. I wish you were here with me - the people here keep making fun of my accent! Write to me soon and give it to Qixuan - that's the pigeon - she'll find me.
    Wei WuXian
     

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    Letters from abroad.

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    'Harry grinned, Draco fell into his trap perfectly. Surging forwards, Harry wrapped his fingers around Draco's tie and pulled him forwards until their lips met over their cauldron. The pressure lasted for three seconds, Harry's eyes shut and Draco's wide in surprise. When Harry let Draco go, he slid back into his seat slowly, eyes still wide, tie crooked and a blush painting his cheeks.'

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    Milly's first reflexive thought as soon as she hears about the transcripts is 'oh god.'

    How many people are about to learn for the very first time that one of the most infamous and deadly mass murderers of their time texts like a preteen with a 10-key phone keypad and greasy fingers.

    And the other one…well. Lulu always managed to actually sound his age when texting. Most people forget that age never got above eighteen.

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  10. 5

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    gon!!!: hey bro

    l8r sk8r: what bro

    gon!!!: tell the whole world we’re bros

    l8r sk8r: whispers we’re bros

    gon!!!: why’d you whisper bro?

    l8r sk8r: because you’re my whole world bro

    gon!!!: b r o

    doctor sexy: And then they kissed

    Whoreapika: Are we invited to the wedding?

    Chaos ensues when Killua adds his three closest friends into one group chat.

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    Fuelled by the need for a familiar, Park Jimin uses witchcraft to summon his personal animal companion.

    Never in a million years does he expect to summon the Cat God spirit himself in the form of a mysterious, raven-haired stranger named Yoongi.

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  12. 48

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    Connor graduates top of his class at the police academy, and Hank thinks it warrants a reward.

    Which is how he ends up on a vacation to Italy, getting way more than he bargained for.

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    A collection of Death-the-Kid-centric moments as he and his friends are reminded how reapers are different from humans. Some overarching plots, but most chapters can still function as stand alone one shots. Will be updated once a week and new tags will be added with new chapters as needed. Post anime because the manga wrapped up too nicely for more stories.

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    Dabi had known right from the start that falling for Hawks was a bad idea– no matter how much of a perfect and gorgeous man he is. Not only is he probably trying to spy on the league for the heroes’ side, but now Dabi likes him just enough that he doesn’t want to rat him out. It’s a disaster in the making.

    Somehow, Dabi decided the best way to deal with this situation was to allow him to meet the rest of the League. If another League member calls Hawks out on his act, there’s nothing Dabi could do about it but go along with it, right?

    He hadn’t anticipated that this plan would fail miserably. And would suddenly result in him having competition.

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    Arthur catches Merlin and Gwaine together. Let the jealousy and misunderstandings begin!

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    Tony DiNozzo and Danny McCoy complete their bond. Life should settle into a routine for Tony and his new partner in life and the Sentinel/Guide Investigative Service … Right? While Danny completes his training to join SGIS, Tony comes across information that piques the investigator and angers the Beta Prime Sentinel.

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  18. 75

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    What could have been.

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    Hiccup Horrendous Haddock had finally managed to shoot down a dragon, only to find he doesn't have the stomach to kill it. So he sets it free and the dragon . . . flies away. That should be the end of it, but dragons have long memories, and fate has a funny way of catching up to you.

    An AU in which Toothless never lost his tailfin.

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    Harry Evans is a perfectly normal sixteen year old, thank you very much. Except that... he isn't. Not by anyone's standards. Not when he can make things move with his mind. He tries not to let it bother him, but he's doing increasingly freakish things, and the world around him is getting stranger and stranger. People are following him, and speaking in metaphors, and somehow knowing his name. It's unnerving.
    He wonders when his life became this much of a fever dream.

    Or... Harry Potter somehow slipped under the radar, and now, 5 years after that first Hogwarts letter was sent out, they've finally found him. The world is darker, and more hopeless, and the Harry Potter they get seems like the furthest thing from a beacon of light. He's angry and reckless and world worn. But he's their only hope: the saviour of the Wizarding World. If only he gave a shit.

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