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So Lily is just a buddy? by avid_reader64
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.
Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.Series
- Part 6 of Hollanov/Centaurs Texting/WAG Fics
- Part 1 of Alternate Universe
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title: So Lily is just a buddy?
author: avid_reader64shane hollander goodbye and ilya nervous as hell you are precious to me
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Shane should be here right now, should be in Ilya’s house. Ilya should be teasing him about being picky while going through delivery options for food on his phone. Shane should be discovering that Ilya has ginger ale in the fridge and the protein bars Shane mentioned liking in an interview in his pantry. He should be making out with Shane on the couch, sneaking a hand into his pants, teasing him about whether they can beat the deliveryman and arrive before he does. Shane was supposed to spend the night tonight, the Montreal team not set to leave until tomorrow afternoon because of potential bad weather in the morning. Shane should be fed and showered and ready to curl up in bed with Ilya tonight.
But Shane is in a hospital.And Ilya is here.
He pulls up Jane in his phone again. He presses call.
“Hey, you’ve reached Shane Hollander-”
Ilya closes his eyes and lets Shane’s voice roll over him.
(canon divergence in which shane getting injured happens during a game in boston) (...which means shane then gets to go home with ilya to recover)
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Five Times Venti Flirted With Diluc (and the One Time Diluc Flirted Back) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Aug 2025
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Five times Venti flirted with Diluc (via flower crowns, rooftop serenades, drunken poetry, bar-top cabaret, and an interpretive grape harvest confession), and the one time Diluc finally, terrifyingly, gorgeously flirted back (with lips and hands and the kind of kiss that rewrites wine into worship).
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- Part 5 of DiluVen / Venluc Oneshots
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The Second Good Thing by FyrestoneSiren
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov is tired, emotional, clingy, and eating like a man at war with both God and flavour. Ilya remembers that combination all too well.
Between a fiercely observant team, a toddler who bites in solidarity, and one pre-dawn bathroom full of pregnancy tests, Hollanov find themselves facing the impossible, terrifying and beautiful truth.....
Baby number two is on the way.
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- Part 2 of The Good Things
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A bird and a snake.
One should fly away. The other should let go.
Neither of them do.
Or— As a monster and a single father, Nuno has spent years building his life around one simple goal: protecting his hatchlings. Love was never part of the plan.
Then the Freak Circus rolls into town, bringing problems with it, fellow monsters, and a certain Harlequin who refuses to stay out of Nuno’s life.
His love sinks in like poison and at some point, Nuno can no longer pretend that he doesn’t want to get bitten.
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Courting Disaster by CherriChou for TK_DuVeraun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan’s smugness lasted up until Shen Qingqiu whisked him off to the Bamboo House, where Shen Yuan was meant to brew and serve his shizun his first pot of tea as official head disciple. Shen Qingqiu didn’t dump it on his head, thankfully, but he did give Shen Yuan a rather unnerving warning:
“If you have the nerve to present qianyuan in the future, this master will make sure you regret it for the rest of your life.”
Yikes! What the hell was someone supposed to say to that? Got it, I’ll make sure to control this completely uncontrollable fact of nature? Talk about unfair!
Shen Yuan transmigrates into a cannon-fodder NPC in an omegaverse version of PIDW. He tries his best to make the most of it—with a few stumbling blocks along the way.
Look, he doesn’t need to know all the ins and outs of omegaverse customs, right?
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The Unexpected Boons of Impromptu Dog-sitting by unlikelychild
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter
Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
Unknown number: no
Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
Shane: I have your dog.
Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?- Language:
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Lizzy Bennet Regrets Everything by Zucheenee
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
31 May 2026
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"I had hoped," he said cautiously, "that my declaration might have improved me somewhat in your estimation."
"It has not." A pause. Elizabeth prayed for someone, anyone, to come and save her from this conversation. "You are still the most alarming man I know." At that, unexpectedly, his expression gentled. Alarmingly.
"And yet," he said quietly, "you said yes." The worst part was that he did not sound triumphant. Elizabeth could have endured triumph. She was prepared for self congratulation of heroic proportions. What she had not prepared for was this bewildered sort of hope, as though he genuinely could not believe she had chosen him. Which by anyone's estimations was an absurd notion. He was Fitzwilliam Darcy, after all. Filthy rich, handsome, absurdly well connected, and currently looking at her like she had personally invented happiness.
In which Elizabeth accepts Darcy's first proposal in order to provide for her family. What begins as a simple business arrangement for Elizabeth quickly turns into an unexpected discovery of the truth of Darcy that lies beneath his arrogant exterior.
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thought it was you (maybe its me) by morally_gay
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
31 May 2026
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“Well, it looks…” she trails off, “I mean this with the most love possible, you look like a massive nerd.”
Colt blinks, looking down at the remaining coffee in his mug before he takes a sip, looking mildly offended, “Sorry?”
“Still hot though,” she reassures with a smile, “No need to fear.”
Colt chokes on his drink.
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Nobody bothered to inform Jody Moreno that her boyfriend had a twin. That would've been great information to have right about now.
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- Part 1 of PHM: pov outsider
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jane dutch by thisisnotthenerd for deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.
He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.
And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...
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- Part 7 of crackin' open a cold one
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Couple of Hometown Heroes by TheOneWithTheBook
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
03 Jun 2026
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Mindy Park is rapidly realising that the first intelligent extraterrestrial to make contact with the human race thinks they’re fucking stupid. She’s pretty sure that Dr Grace isn’t accurately translating half the things Rocky is saying, but most of what he is telling her is that Rocky has a better way of doing what NASA wants them to do, and honestly, it seems like Rocky is mostly right. She probably doesn’t want to know what the other half of what Grace’s new alien friend is saying, if the things that are making it through what she’s calling the “middle school teacher filter” are “why would you do something the dumb way when you could do it the right way”.
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Mindy has a headache, Grace has trauma, Mark is confused and Rocky is wondering how humans made it in to space when they're all so, so dumb.
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took me back to something (that i'd somehow lost somewhere along the way) by AruiI
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 May 2026
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The biodome is, at last, finished.
Grace runs.
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- Part 4 of time passes in leaps up here
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Volunteers... Of A Sort. by One_Real_Wrimonkey
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 Apr 2026
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Yao was a principled man, glad to be working with a crew of brave volunteers from all over the world who came together to save the stars. It's probably for the best he doesn’t find out how must of the crew were recruited.
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Aka, Yao finds out how most of the science and engineering team were recruited by Stratt.Series
- Part 5 of My PHM fics
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a glimpse of jane by carinnacaroona
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
03 Jun 2026
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an impulsive decision to snoop through ilya's phone for jane's contact leads to cliff marleau forming one of the closest friendships with someone he's ever had. unbeknownst to him, his new best friend is actually shane hollander.
a canon divergent in which cliff marleau befriends jane, and accidentally forms the friendship of a lifetime ;-)
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a glimpse of jane
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an impulsive decision to snoop through ilya's phone for jane's contact leads to cliff marleau forming one of the closest friendships with someone he's ever had. unbeknownst to him, his new best friend is actually shane hollander.a canon divergent in which cliff marleau befriends jane, and accidentally forms the friendship of a lifetime ;-)
The bit of extra support goes a long way and helps Shane and Ilya be honest with each other a bit sooner.
Bonus Marley/Rose is adorable.
LR41 - Shane a Ilya both moving to Ottawa, marly being a PR disaster.
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I want eyes to stare and to cry when I'm feeling scared like you… by hi_hey_hello
Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox)
06 Apr 2026
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Sprout didn’t mind the moon hanging with him, though most of the time they both just sat in silence. He was still tense and wary, of course he was—the guy hung out with Dandy, who still refused to tell them anything by the way—but at least he was more tolerable now. And at least this way he could get some more info out of Astro that he usually would be able to get since he was pretty reserved with just about everyone.
What he didn’t expect to hear from him, though, was him saying, “I want to be you.”
(Inspired by Thing from Steampianist)
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- Part 5 of Silly Moonberry fics!
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moonberry fic to read when i'm supposed to be doing my homework which will yes 100% distract me and yes 100% make me giggle and kick my feet but who gaf this is awesome
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Everything Will Work Out Eventually by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dandy's World (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
27 Mar 2026
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“What are you guys doing here…” Sprout said with pure and utter despair as he slouched forward, his hands blocking his face as it burned hot from embarrassment.
“I invited them,” Astro said as he walked up to him. “I asked Dandy earlier if he knew about the diner and what I should order, but he surprisingly he wanted to go. So, now we’re here…is that okay?”
“…Peachy.” Sprout said through gritted teeth as he glared through his fingers at Vee who was trying so hard not to laugh and fall over onto the concrete.
Where did it all go wrong…
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i cried
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“-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.
Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.
“I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”
“Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”
(collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)
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Better Bets Taken by emerald_moons
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jun 2026
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“You should train together in the off-season.”
Ilya lifted his head off Svetlana’s lap. “What?”
“If your Canadian really wants to marry you someday, you might as well get used to spending your summers together,” she said, smooth and practical as ever. “You need to fix your public relationship from rivals to friends, and being publicly seen together will help. You need a new trainer anyway, now that you aren’t going to Russia.”
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Or: Svetlana knows who Jane is. And it changes everything because she is smarter than both of these idiots.- Language:
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Shane and Ilya being able to continue their Canadian summer together Svetlana doing the most and Not them already getting caught at least it was their future teamate12
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After everything that happened at Wuthering Heights, Heathcliff can't stop thinking about Catherine, so he decides to go to his room and jerk off to her as a way to close a cycle.
Due to his bad luck he is interrupted, and that interruption makes him realize an aspect of himself he is quite ashamed of.
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Chapter 3 is taking me out bro 😭