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“Are you asking, Mr. Hands, if you can leave us for a month or two to sail up north?” Stede clarifies.
“Ah, you have no idea, Bonnet,” Izzy says. “Since I was a lad, there’s nothin’ I’ve wanted more than to get out there with those—those—” Izzy makes pinching gestures at the horizon, so utterly enraptured with the thought of whales that he’s apparently forgotten the name of them.
It is, Stede hates to admit, unbelievably endearing.
“Of course you may go, Izzy,” Stede says.
“What?” Ed blurts out. “Wait. Didn’t we just talk about this?”
(Izzy is desperate to go a-whaling. Stede is desperate for him and Ed to distance themselves from their rancid codependency. Ed wants his matelot's forgiveness and his boyfriend's devotion, but first and foremost he wants to maim a fucking whaler.)
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Snape is a wild Veela whose mate has finally come of age, and nothing will stop him from claiming what's his. Not even if that mate happens to be a bewildered Boy-Who-Lived-Again.
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"Are you still nervous?" Minho asks, retaining that addictive nonchalance to his voice.
Jisung releases a pathetic little laugh between his gritting teeth. “Yeah,” he breathes out. “Just a little bit.”
"Let me smoke you out, then."
Jisung makes the mistake of letting his curious gaze wander, allowing a mesmerized "How?" to escape him. He's done the moment their eyes meet, because then Minho's taking Jisung's jaw in his hand while the other holds what's left of his blunt, dark eyes trailing down to the lips he wants to coax apart.
"Open for me."
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Shotgunning: the practice of inhaling smoke and then exhaling it into another individual's mouth.
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Slash. Post-RotF. Sequel to Dreams. Ratchet does not feel that just reading his manual was enough for Optimus and Sam to understand sparking, and now he wants to give them a demonstration. Repost from Fanfiction.net. Currently in the process of transferring over my stories from there. No edits have been made since original post in 2009.
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- Part 2 of Dreams, Demonstrations, and Smut oh my!
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Blissful Babble by BeautyInTheLibrary
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
16 May 2016
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Tim getting hurt was the worst thing Jason ever dealt with, but Tim getting high on pain killers was also the best thing he ever dealt with, while he'd rather Tim keep his ass safe and off the meds, this was just something he'd enjoy because he had no other choice at this point. JayTim, High!Tim babbling about how hot Jason was and how he'd love to be his boyfriend. Nerd.
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- Part 7 of JayTim
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Eight times Bridgertons knew about Eloise and Theo. A series of one shots focusing on sneaking around but terrible at it Eloise and her chaotic family. Humour and fluff. Modern AU because it’s too much fun.
We start with Hyacinth in the Bridgerton sibling family chat.
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You were waiting for a tow truck when a huge monster scooped you up into four massive arms and took off into the sky on beautiful wings. Being kidnapped by a skeleton version of mothman was not on your bingo card for the year.
[100 words a chapter (or more) of reader being wooed and doted on by mothman Horror]
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No sleep, just Soukoku shenenigans by Izu (soaringivy)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
31 Jan 2024
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The ADA has a post-near-death-experience sleepover for bonding purposes. Dazai wants to bring someone along. When he shows up with the Port Mafia's gravity manipulator in tow, chaos ensues.
Relationship reveal sequel to another Soukoku one shot, can be read as a standalone :D!
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- Part 2 of Sleep well my beloved
- Part 5 of Izu's soft Soukoku collection
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"Berzatto was more than happy to tell me of Sydney's talents in the kitchen, but it seemed like it was her passion and ambition that he was most drawn to. 'She helped me realize [The Bear] could be, you know, a lot better.' he said, it was his praise of her character and the sparkle in his eyes that convinced me romance was not dead, but instead lived in the kitchen."
Carmy stares down at the cooking tray of beef in horror. He hears someone, probably Richie, audibly go "Huh??" in the background. He doesn't dare look over at Syd, who he assumes is also mortified by this weird spin of the narrative.
"Berzatto assured me that The Bear is very much a family establishment. He just now shares ownership alongside his older sister, Natalie, and his romantic partner, Sydney."
His what? What could he have possibly said that made this woman believe he and Sydney were more than business partners?
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Like Real People Do by LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
14 Mar 2024
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Penelope has lied to her family about Colin being her boyfriend and now they have to attend her sister's wedding together. Portia is skeptical, which makes the fake couple determined to convince her they're actually together, and the friends become swept up in the fantasy causing them to realize their true feelings for each other.
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OH MY SWEET JESUS HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST— THIS WAS SO GOOD 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Pete is kidnapped and held at ransom by some small fry ne'er-do-wells that have no idea who he is, or, more pointedly, who he belongs to.
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Pete is kidnapped by some idiots, he saves himself and vegas helps
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bizarre love triangle by callingthequits
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Sep 2022
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Zeus huffed. How was he supposed to know that his son had his eyes set on Percy Jackson as well?
Or, alternatively, Zeus is too busy drooling over Percy’s ass to notice that Apollo is doing the same. Apollo is incensed. Percy is just having fun.
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Hyuuga Hinata dies four years after the Fourth Shinobi War, to protect her Hokage.
She wakes up ten years in the past, the day before Graduation, the day before the spar that would seal her fate as the family disappointment and Hanabi's as the next Clan Head.
She makes changes.
(Neji deserved better.)
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1: H wakes mid-duel w/dad, surprising fam. Realizes 10y in past at 12 (close to genin grad). Determined to stand up to dad/elders as heiress. Banter w/SNara. 2-4: T8 ft Kurenai, balancing too blunt Kiba vs antisocial Shino. Building chakra reserves/control. Best team in missions. Ambush, hospital for 1m, protective Kur, team bonding. Decide to skip upcoming Chu exam, to train more. 5: Kur threatens H dad. H fluff w/7y sis HaH. Heavy team sparing. 6: bad spar w/dad. In this AU, SU didn’t unlock Shar, so Oro dismisses him. Mission away when Gaara attack. SNara humbles Neji. Shikaku acting Kage post-Oro attack. Mute from trauma, refuge at Naras from bad elders. Months pass by until Tsu as H5 + heals all injured (many changes in canon but essentially humbler T7 and no SU running off to Oro). H sneaks to compound to grab info on Cage Seal. Has Ji seal her so her family can’t. 11: H spares w/K. SN K realize long-term strategic H.
12: chun exams, T8 y T7 take part.
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I JUST SKIPPED TO 14 to see ruthless H w/elders.
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Games We Play 'verse by melWinter
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
09 Mar 2024
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Cuddle Bug Izuku by Avvi88
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2022
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love on cam: a sasusaku streamer au by thefangirlslair
Fandom: Naruto, Sasusaku - Fandom
12 Jul 2023
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a compilation of my short drabbles for streamer/gamer sasuke and his not-so-secret girlfriend sakura on twitter!
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My favorite Sasusaku series
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Harry goes back in time after years of careful study identifying the right moment: the moment when he can become Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and change the minds of the young Slytherins who became Voldemort's most loyal followers. Everything goes right. Except one little thing.
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Oh this series is wonderful. I love Lomonaaeren's work, and I really recommend this to anyone who's looking for a short, very interesting series :)!
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The Last Three Feet by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2018
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Lan SiZhui hands him a bowl of bright red-orange noodles. "Your spicy, sir," he says cheerfully.
Wei WuXian sniffs it and his eyes immediately start watering. "Oh, you're my new favorite person," he tells Lan SiZhui. "Sorry Lan Zhan."
"I thought the rabbits were your best friends," Lan WangJi says mildly.
"They're all tied," Wei WuXian decides. "Anyway, they're my best friends. You were my favorite person. There's a difference. No matter now, you've been eclipsed. Hey, SiZhui, I'm your dad now."
Lan SiZhui laughs with pleased embarrassment. "Ahah, I figured it was going to happen someday," he says. Wei WuXian isn't sure what he means by that.
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A moment of down time in the Cloud Recesses.
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a rule for the kids (is a rule for you, too) by Hawaiianpurplewolf
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
19 Mar 2024
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Bruce is not sick. No, sir. Not sick at all.
His sons disagree.
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tied together by stickylemonbiscuit
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Mar 2024
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"Hah?!"
If it weren't for Lan Wangji's keen eyes and quick reflex, Wei Wuxian would have dropped the bowl of soup he was holding already.
"Go back to Yunmeng? Why is Zewu-jun suddenly telling me to go back to Yunmeng? I'm married to Lan Zhan. Cloud Recesses is my home." The exasperated sighs and chokes could be heard in the hall; all sect's seniors and disciples getting embarrassed on Wei Wuxian's behalf for his open declaration. Even Lan Qiren looked like he didn't wanna stay there any longer, his cheeks sporting a hue of red that if one didn't know any better would think he had taken a spicy beef broth instead of the Lan Clan's medicinal soup.
Lan Xichen, the ever graceful man, merely smiled gently as he set down his cup.
"Jiang Sect Leader, Jiang Cheng, had asked for you to come. He said that Lady Jin will be coming back to visit along with her husband and their son, and she wanted you to be there as well."
or, where Wei Wuxian went to his abode in Yunmeng with his husband for a short trip, without knowing there are people in the Cloud Recesses waiting patiently for his return home.