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    Un encuentro previo al partido pone en juego la victoria del equipo mexicano.

    Las miradas agresivas de los jugadores y los gritos de miles de fanáticos no advierten que la tensión no sólo está en la cancha.

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    In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End.

    He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.

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    Dumbledore and Voldemort are dead, so why is the Ministry so interested in Harry even after five years? Why is he hiding?

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    Written for the Hobbit kink meme.

    In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist.

    And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little gentlehobbit.

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    Feng Xiao had been trying to invite Cui Buqu out on a date and failed every single time because the latter was too busy with work. Upset and slightly heartbroken, he decided to go out by himself to a new popular tea house in town where he had intended to take Cui Buqu before, only to find the man in question already there ahead of him—apparently as part of an official duty.

    Little did Feng-er know, however, that the Zuoyue Bureau Commander already had a little plan in mind to test out on him.

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    Enid Sinclair wakes up early. Earlier than usual.

     

    Wednesday Addams think it's strange.

     

    Then it becomes a routine.

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    Xiyun really wants to get into the Fountain Palace guild on the MMORPG Three Realms. It's the top ranked guild on the server! Unfortunately, she's . . . not very good at the game.

    Fortunately, it looks like her partner on her big business class project might just know more about the game than he lets on.

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    "I love your tattoos," Hob mimics, in an overly lovestruck tone of voice. He bats his eyelashes for good measure. "Do you have more? Can you show me? It's totally okay if you have to take off your clothes, by the way. I just want to appreciate the artistry."

    Dream fixes him with what is probably supposed to be a blank stare, but Hob can see the way he's biting back a smile. "Are you done?"

    "Painting for the day? Yes. Teasing you? No, probably not."

    Or the tattoo parlor/flower shop AU that no one asked for.

    Now with art: One & Two by @designtheendless | Dream by @doitforstamets | Dream & Dream and Hob by @illumi-nati-png.

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    "I wish I could explain to you his importance in my life," Obi-Wan offers in a rare bout of selfish truth, "but there simply exists no word that can describe what he is to me."

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    Murderbot boards a transport only to find that it is not alone. It is horrified. Data is delighted.

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    Nakahara Chuuya considered himself a loyal member of the Armed Detective Agency.

    He worked hard and fought harder.
    Despite the monster lurking inside him and the gravity weighing on his shoulders, he had tried his best to find a place in the peaceful, lawful Yokohama — a place in the light.

    But Chuuya was keeping secrets.

    "Your little gravity manipulator, Fukuzawa-dono. A date with Chuuya; that's my price for the truce."

    [Or: Chuuya left the Port Mafia a year after the Verlaine incident. Meanwhile, rumor has it that the Demon Prodigy became boss the day Ougai Mori traded Oda's life for a Skilled Business Permit.
    Dazai murdered his predecessor in cold blood. Chuuya is nobody's dog, and walks in the light.

    They are not partners anymore, right? Right?]

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    “Why bother with a slutty Halloween costume when you’ve been known to act like a whore all year round?” Harry leans in to ask, flashing a fake smile at Louis when he pulls back.

    Louis wants to punch him right in each dimple, but he resists the urge to make those craters on his face more fist-shaped. After all, he’d hate to spend Halloween weekend in jail.

    “You have a lot to say about my costume, but what is it that you’re supposed to be?" Louis asks mockingly, gesturing down at Harry's outfit. "Elvis? You look ridiculous, but I guess you’re used to that. Wouldn't it have been easier for you to come dressed as a clown? Y'know, since you look like one without trying.”

    When Louis and Harry run into each other at a Halloween party two months after their breakup, they’re reminded of how rude, infuriating, and utterly perfect for each other they are.

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    “I didn’t know this was a full sized mirror.”
    "It's always been one."

    Trigger warnings: Self-esteem issues, mentions of past harassment, mentions of nudity (non-sexual, non-descriptive)
    A/N: Written for day 15 of @mrsh0tchner ‘s Criminal Minds discord writing challenge on tumblr

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    Zagreus, Prince of the Underworld, is capable of polite conversation, emotional nuance, and resolving his problems through healthy communication. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta, is capable of none of those things having min-maxed for all-consuming rage and a talent for murder.

    Zagreus is going to die a lot. But eh. He's used to it. That's just how things go when he tries to resolve family issues.

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    The clones get to choose their Jedi generals.

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    “One Jeongguk music video and you’d be eating your words, you know,” Seokjin says matter-of-factly. “There is good yet to be discovered, Jimin-ah, and it’s got a six pack and dimples.”

    Jimin huffs, mouth quirking in amusement. He stretches his feet, assuming a ballet arch, toes two sharp points. To the room at large, he says, “It’s cute that you think I know who that is. Not on my radar, never will be.”

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    Merlin gets a text from an unknown number, but he can't just not reply, especially since the guy is a total prat.

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    One night meant to blow off steam becomes so much more when Obi-Wan Kenobi and Cody Fett wake up in a motel bed together. Neither of them expected what would come next.

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    Alaric doth protest too much.

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    Seokjin doesn't believe in ghosts. Which would cause a huge uproar if everyone knew since he's kind of a big deal at his university; he's a shaman who protects people from evil spirits. He doesn't remember where he got the idea to do this from, all he knows is that superstitious people pay good money.

    Namjoon does believe in ghosts. Better yet, he can see them and he can expel them. But there's a certain phoney shaman at his university who's stealing all his clients in his exorcism business, and he's not happy about it because haunted people pay good money.

    So, what do they do? Figure out whose closet is holding all the skeletons, of course.

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