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  1. 23

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    Or, “Five Times Spy Was Surprisingly Nice To The Team, And One Time The Team Surprised Him Back”

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  2. 35

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    You could say that he likes adventure. He enjoys suspense and drama, and that tingling feeling of not knowing what's going to happen next. Yes, Dean Winchester lives for that ... well, as long as it's all set between the pages of a book. When it comes to his actual life however, Dean would prefer the quiet calm of his quaint little library.

    As a librarian, all he needs are his books— okay, family and friends too, but mostly his books.

    Yet, when his precious bound babies start coming back to him in mutilated pieces, those dramatic stories that he loves reading about, will begin to come to life— and suddenly, heart pounding adventure turns into heart pounding romance.

    And Dean isn't sure he's ready for any of it.

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    Lan WangJi gave him a disapproving look as they left the classroom. “You can’t be late every time.”

    Wei WuXian walked with light steps, seemingly in a happy mood. “They can’t fault me if I want to spend more time with the only student who really listens to me.”

    Lan WangJi followed reluctantly, because Wei WuXian always made him follow, even when he was driving him crazy.

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    I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.

    Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
    Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
    Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
    Message for negotiations and payment details.

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    Wei Wuxian let out a frustrated huff as he picked up the cat, which was yowling in positively demonic tones. “Lan Er-gege, look at our adopted child.” he said, holding it by its upper body and dangling it back and forth, while its distressed meowing only multiplied in force. “It’s not in heat, is it?”

    Lan Wangji was sitting placidly at his desk, barely sparing the cat a glance. “Animals can always be neutered.”

    Jiang Cheng, upon hearing this, immediately shut up.

    TLDR; Jiang Cheng gets turned into a cat and adopted, against his will, by the cheesiest, most embarrassing couple in the Cloud Recesses.

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    “Okay,” Sam says. “Okay. Alright. O-kay. I just, I gotta say, man, when you told me ‘Bucky is a selkie’ this is not... really…. what I... imagined.”
    “What did you imagine?” Steve says. Across his lap - or rather covering his entire body from the waist down - the eight hundred pound tube of blubber that is J.B. Barnes blows a snot bubble.

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    The long, dragged-out, emotional, let's-nearly-kill-'im version of Sam dealing with the trials. Setting Season 8. Post S8E20, right after Dean says, "Want me to do the whole, uh, airplane thing with the spoon?"

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    Chandler attempts to bake Joey a cake for his birthday. Pure, unapologetic fluff.

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  9. 5

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    SI is reborn as one of Robert Baratheon’s bastards, and due to meddling by her new mother she's thrown into the chaos that is the plot. Whoever thought this shit was funny is going to get a foot to the balls.

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    In which some poor sod gets reborn into another world.

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  12. 19

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    Deaton saves the Hales. He lives to regret this.

    (The Hales are turned into cats, and Stiles adopts them.)

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    Midoriya scrunched up his nose in confusion. “Uh, Shouto, why are you glaring at me like that?”

    “I-” Todoroki began to lie, until nausea slammed him like a door to any room that Bakugou entered. “I--” Todoroki grit his teeth, and glared daggers into the wall behind Midoriya. Goodbye, friendship. It had been absolutely divine while it lasted. “Because you’re very attractive.”


    They say honesty is the best policy, but it sure as hell had a knack for Todoroki making a complete and utter fool of himself.

    In which Todoroki is placed under a mysterious truth-telling quirk and suffers, Uraraka laughs at him, Midoriya is confused but smitten nonetheless, and Twitter is the thirstiest site on the planet.

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    It was then he realized that the reason Reigen and Serizawa were standing so close was because they were kissing.

    Mob was not really sure what to do with that information.

    (or: mob leaves something at the office, comes back, and walks into something he wasn't supposed to)

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    “Hey, Bakugou, I have a question,” Kaminari said, and Bakugou snarled at him in response.

    “What the fuck do you want?” Bakugou asked, prepared for some sort of inane question that would push him over the edge. Aizawa would be pissed if he got into another fight before his house arrest was even over, but maybe if he just repeated whatever bullshit that Kaminari said to him he’d understand.

    “You’ve got to answer with complete hones-tea,” Kaminari said, stressing the last syllable and tapping on the mug like he thought that Bakugou wouldn't get it. The pun caught him off guard, confusion momentarily replacing his anger.

    “What -”

    “Do you think I have any integri-tea?” Kaminari asked, and his voice would almost sound earnest if it wasn't for the emphasized syllable. The back of Bakugou's throat itched, and he forced his face into a scowl. “Or how about modes-tea?”

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  16. 50

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    Darcy Lewis/Pietro Maximoff.

    All the QuickTaser fics I've written. Nothing is connected unless otherwise noted.

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    “I feel like I should inform you,” Hank says, leaning forward slightly, “the Lieutenant is not having a stroke. He is simply on the tail-end of a three-day caffeine-induced stint of forced consciousness and has become incoherent.”

    “Joke!” Connor points out helpfully, pointing at Hank. Stern’s eyebrows climb even higher. Ooh, she is not pleased.

    “I’ll take him home,” Hank offers in a tone that states this is not up for debate and that he is approximately five seconds away from throwing Connor over his shoulder and forcibly removing him from the precinct.

    “I’m fine,” Connor snaps. “I’m not a child. This case is important. I can’t just go home when I’m onto something. I’ve got to see this through.”

     

    Ssssddfffggghhhhs, is what comes out. Hmm. They may have a point.

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    "Did I turn into a unicorn?" Peter asks dryly, and Stiles glares at him for a moment before the laughter bubbles up, unbidden, nearly unwilling, and he looks so surprised at the sound, his shock dimming it for a moment before it bursts through with even more trembling ferocity. A long, thin, willowy hand curls into a soft fist over his mouth, and he's shaking, frail, more tears falling, but the copper of his eyes are glowing, crinkling around the edges and scrunched with mirth.

    "No," Stiles chokes, chuckling wetly. "No, fuck you, a unicorn? What, like, Rainbowcreep? Zombiesparkle?"

    [About a year before the fated Hale fire, Peter starts having nightmares that involve a woman with red hair. The nightmares lead to a spell that brings a man back through time, and, eventually, though the time-traveler is traumatized in the most horrific ways, and Peter's never been good with or for people, in general, they develop a bond that neither of them expects.]

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    Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. There's a voice on the wind and another lifetime in his head, and it’s time for Uzushio’s Storm God to rise once more.

    (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it’s time to call her people home.)

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    Where hero Bakugou Katsuki keeps having impromptu encounters with officer Midoriya Izuku.

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