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    JK: When the prof points to your new 256 dollar textbook and says “we don’t need this”

    Sleepsforaweek: lmao

    SinamonChim: Poor Kookie つ´Д`)つ You could bring the textbook back to the bookstore and get a refund

    HOE: lmao shouldnt you know not to buy textbooks by nwo

    DadJokes: Jaffy

    Actual Dad: ?

    DadJokes: Do you not know what it means?

    Actual Dad: No

    DadJokes: How are we married?

    Actual Dad: We’re not?

    DadJokes: WOw okay.

    Tae Gogh: teh .

    JK: it was nice knowing you Namjoon hyung

    ActualDad: NO, NO, NO

    Actual Dad: That’s not what I meant, babe. I was just confused over the jaffy thing

    HOE: here we have a whipped man scrambling to undo the damage his careless words have caused

    SinamonChim: I don’t know it either but I’ve heard it before

    Sleepsforaweek: Who called you that? Tell me how they look like and I’ll go beat that asswipe to the floor

    Gucci_TaeTae: And here we have another whipped man in action

    Or
    In which Yoongi is whipped, Jimin is an angel, Jungkook is just there for the ride and the rest are too invested in Yoonmin's relationship for their own good

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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

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    Arthur Kirkland; a seventeen year old male, who's just moved from England after the death of his parents. Notes: Says Wanker in almost every sentence. Is addicted to tea.

    Alfred Jones: A sixteen year old male who's denying the fact that he's killing himself every time he acts on his eating disorder. Notes: Keeps losing his glasses. May loose his voice if he does not stop shouting, 'I'm the hero'.

    And as bad they've got it, nothing compares to the annoyance their families and friends are going to go through, watching them skirt around one another.

    The eye fucking is seriously gonna get old.

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    the tae: can we take a moment to remember
    the tae: back to when we got together before classes started
    the tae: and our jin hyung told us how much he loved us
    the tae: and how lucky he was to have us in his life

    mochichim: yes!! it was very sweet!!
    mochichim: you cried a lot

    the tae: I WAS DRUNK

    kookie: you cry even when you’re not drunk
    kookie: anyway where are you going with this

    the tae: my point is why is the name of the group chat ‘SOME FRIENDS’
    the tae: what’s the TRUTH

    (or another text fic where Yoongi is trying his best, Jimin has the biggest crush, Jin and Namjoon are in love, Hobi dances a lot, Jungkook is still a kid and Taehyung is the wild card).

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    Steve and Bucky. Can't have one without the other, but... there's always been a fine line to their definition of "friendship". You see, their relationship status has always been a complex one. Not only have their friends mistaken them for being a couple (for years, at that), but their own mothers have too.

    Guess that's what happens when you spend all day, every day with your only real friend. Steve, being the over thinker he is, always questioned that though - what if there really was something more to them?

    Bucky's on track to graduate within the next few months, but Steve still has another long year ahead of him. Gonna suck not having Bucky by his side constantly, but it's not like Bucky doesn't already spend his entire day pestering Steve through constant texts when they're not physically beside each other.

    He can't help it though, he gets bored easily. And he knows Steve is the only one that doesn't get annoyed by his constant pestering texts.

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    TL;DR:
    Series of texts between Steve & Bucky, and their friends, and their budding relationship.

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    Magnus drunk texted a stranger instead of his best friend. Acquaintanceship happen and just maybe, this stranger could turn out to be exactly what he needed.

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    Thomas: alright dickheads we've got a GROUP CHAT now
    Thomas: it took us long enough but we're all united now
    Jerome: mein gott don't say that thomas
    Thomas: here's a safe place where we can send pics of manu conceding xxx
    Manu: No the fuck we can't
    Mats: *image*
    Manu: Oh fuck off
    Thomas: NEUER THE WALL

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    chronicles the misadventures of the world's most dysfunctional football team.

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    As all dogs everywhere bark / it's worth knowing / like all good fruit, the balance of life / is in the ripe and ruin
    Interlude 1 (Ripe & Ruin) by Alt-J

    Engineering student Rey Niima is in her second year of college and she has no idea what's in store for her: a case of unknown identity, some extremely frustrating essays, a dark-haired man kneeling at her feet...and maybe some friends along the way.

    Engineering student Kylo Ren knows everyone sees him as That Emo Asshole, and that's fine. If people are afraid to approach him, then they won't ask him any questions. If no one asks him any questions, then he won't have to think about the things he doesn't want to talk about...

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    Camp Chocobo is dying with no new campers, and Roxas is out of options. A festival can change everything, but who wants to go to the middle of nowhere for a summer camp? Maybe if the newest rock star on the scene would headline, people would finally pay attention! The problem is, Roxas hasn't spoken to his best friend in 10 years, but his best friend is his last hope of saving the Camp from shutting down. Easy, right?

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    Midoriya is completely happy with his life. Nope, not one single regret in his twenty-seven years. He especially doesn't regret running into his old childhood friend/bully after almost ten years, nor does he regret spilling coffee all over his very expensive looking suit. How nice it will be to die with no regrets.
    ~~~~
    AKA the sugar daddy AU I meant to be a one shot, that turned into a full fledged story.

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    Lim Changkyun,

    A photographer and college student who takes a college trip to Singapore, or is more-so forced to go go

    bumps into Wonho,

    The richest, most famous model in all of Singapore.

    Yeah, what could go wrong?

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    So you get a new phone and text the wrong number? Make the best of it.

    ser·en·dip·i·ty [sɛr(ə)nˈdɪpɪti]
    [noun]
    the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way.

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    Darcy has a habit of making questionable decisions, but when she's offered a job that she'll actually be paid for -- and by the Avengers, no less -- she accepts without hesitation, hoping to advance her career and maybe be taken a bit more seriously too. But she didn't realise the job consists of basically being a glorified 'babysitter' (or Mischief-Minder) to Loki, who has returned to Earth with his big brother.

    Needless to say, neither of them are too impressed by the situation, especially Loki, who's virtually under house-arrest and now at the mercy of a taser-happy intern.

    Then the most unexpected thing happens.
    The pair actually start to get along, after they are thrown together with only each other for company.

    This is set after Thor: Ragnarok but in an AU (we're just going to forget about all that Infinity War unpleasantness for now!)

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    Greg sends a text to the wrong number. Is it the start of something more?

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    Driven to wits end by Francis Crozier's drunk texting and James Fitzjames' constant storytelling; Sophia Cracroft hatches a plan to get those annoying two out of her life by pairing them off. A romantic dinner inside a historic location, what can go wrong?

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    You're an introverted person, have been all of your life but it wasn't as if you were shy, you were just content to have your only friends be your brother and your roommate. Though when your brother's young daughter makes friends with the human ambassador of monsters you open up to the idea of having a larger group of friends.
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    This is the new and improved Sarcasm and Puns!
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    Everything seems much slower in autumn, the chill in the air causes the world to screech to a crawl as the leaves change, even the city seemed less lively. You always thought this was true but over the course of the last couple of years you discovered there was an exception to the hushed state that this time of year brought. This break from the lull of dreary, sluggish afternoons came in the form of a hyper six year old, fresh out of school, tugging you towards the playground with the single minded determination of a freight train.
    Slow burn, like really slow and lots of friendship with the whole group

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    There was that ridiculous little tick beneath the blue bubble that meant the other person had read the message, and then a label to explain, in case people were inept or just plain stupid, that the message had been ‘seen at 00:12’ next to it.
    He’d read her declaration almost as soon as she’d sent it … and he hadn’t replied.
    Jac’s eyes darted to the top of her phone screen. 09:36.
    It had been nine hours and twenty-four minutes and he’d not replied.
    Fuck.
    Holy shitting fuck.

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    'His profile states that his name is Bakugou Katsuki, he's twenty-two and still in college. He likes hiking in the mountains, old cars, and advanced trigonometry. His first date would ideally involve little to no small talk, and very spicy food.

    For some reason there is one person, apparently, who admires all that about him.'

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    When Katsuki is convinced (read: bribed) to try out a friend's glitchy dating app, he's expecting the whole experience to be a resounding failure. Instead he ends up meeting Kirishima, who turns out to be the perfect combination of sexy, sweet, and way too freakin' earnest, all rolled into one easy-to-fall-for package.

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    One Wednesday evening Levi is keeping himself occupied when someone texts him. He doesn't recognise the number and, at first, decides to ignore it. However a few more texts later and he finds himself messaging the stranger.
    Two weeks pass and he is surprised when the stranger messages him again.
    From that point on there is a constant back-and-forth between them and Levi finds himself letting his guard down just a little. However there is one thing he can't stop obsessing over; Will the kid react badly when Levi reveals just how much older he is?
    Levi is not a people person. Never was, never will be. However, he finds himself wishing he could be a little bit braver when it comes to the brat who keeps texting him. But wishing never got people like him anywhere.
    So why is the brat still talking to him?

     

    Update time: I will strive to update at least once a week.

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    COMING SOON ROLE PLAYS BASED ON WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AFTER THE BANQUATE IF YURI HAD GOTTEN VICTOR'S NUMBER!!!????

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