1 - 20 of 641 Works in Drunk Texting
Pages Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
JK: When the prof points to your new 256 dollar textbook and says “we don’t need this”
Sleepsforaweek: lmao
SinamonChim: Poor Kookie つ´Д`)つ You could bring the textbook back to the bookstore and get a refund
HOE: lmao shouldnt you know not to buy textbooks by nwo
DadJokes: Jaffy
Actual Dad: ?
DadJokes: Do you not know what it means?
Actual Dad: No
DadJokes: How are we married?
Actual Dad: We’re not?
DadJokes: WOw okay.
Tae Gogh: teh .
JK: it was nice knowing you Namjoon hyung
ActualDad: NO, NO, NO
Actual Dad: That’s not what I meant, babe. I was just confused over the jaffy thing
HOE: here we have a whipped man scrambling to undo the damage his careless words have caused
SinamonChim: I don’t know it either but I’ve heard it before
Sleepsforaweek: Who called you that? Tell me how they look like and I’ll go beat that asswipe to the floor
Gucci_TaeTae: And here we have another whipped man in action
Or
In which Yoongi is whipped, Jimin is an angel, Jungkook is just there for the ride and the rest are too invested in Yoonmin's relationship for their own good -
Tags
Summary
It starts with a misspelled text but has the potential to become much, much more.
-
The Matchmaker (a romance in three parts) by Outis_of_the_Cave
Fandoms: The Terror - Dan Simmons, The Terror (TV 2018)
25 Sep 2018
Tags
Summary
Driven to wits end by Francis Crozier's drunk texting and James Fitzjames' constant storytelling; Sophia Cracroft hatches a plan to get those annoying two out of her life by pairing them off. A romantic dinner inside a historic location, what can go wrong?
-
Tags
Summary
All my miscellaneous ship drabbles, of which I have many, as is evident in the tags.
-
Tags
Summary
Wade Wilson and Piotr Rasputin are drinking buddies with to many problems to count. Piotr found out his wife of 5 years, Kitty, has fallen in love with a woman, Rogue, and wants to leave him for her. For wade, in between having the majority of his body being burned, having his daughter taken away, and being out a job the guy just can't catch a break.
One night the two have hot drunken sex and find that it's a great way to deal with life's pain.
-
Number Unknown by Belle_Lestrange101 for SasuNarufan13, StarChaser93
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
23 Sep 2018
Tags
Summary
One Wednesday evening Levi is keeping himself occupied when someone texts him. He doesn't recognise the number and, at first, decides to ignore it. However a few more texts later and he finds himself messaging the stranger.
Two weeks pass and he is surprised when the stranger messages him again.
From that point on there is a constant back-and-forth between them and Levi finds himself letting his guard down just a little. However there is one thing he can't stop obsessing over; Will the kid react badly when Levi reveals just how much older he is?
Levi is not a people person. Never was, never will be. However, he finds himself wishing he could be a little bit braver when it comes to the brat who keeps texting him. But wishing never got people like him anywhere.
So why is the brat still talking to him?Update time: I will strive to update at least once a week.
-
Tags
Summary
Chloe is the first (and only) girl Beca has ever kissed.
**
For Bechloe Week 2018
-
Tags
-
I Hope You Have Unlimited Text Messaging by Misscar
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
22 Sep 2018
Tags
Summary
Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.
Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.
Series
- Part 1 of Use Your Words
-
Tags
Summary
We were hiding behind the bar, leaning against it, watching Cece sucking Jungkook.
Namjoon pulled me in his lap and put his hand back inside my panties and started whispering into my ear."I want to taste you so bad, baby, I bet you're delicious..."
He turned me around. Grabbed my hips and lifted my pelvis so he could bury his face in my pussy.
He rested his hands on my ass and I felt how he slowly put two fingers in my pussy and his thumb was circling around my ass. His tongue not giving my clit rest.My face was laying against the floor, and my eyes were set on Cece and Jungkook. I heard him moan and he cum inside her mouth.
An OC x BTS story, about night life in a club.
Featuring Daddy V with his sugar cakes, and the rest of Bangtan :p
-
It Was Like I Knew You (All Along) by taestytaetertot
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
21 Sep 2018
Tags
Summary
In which Jimin crushes easy, but this time his heart doesn't break.
-
Pénte Agápis by LucyDarkhive
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Sep 2018
Tags
Summary
Tiana Vermont is a transfer student from America; when she meets the rowdy yet mostly pleasant class 3-A, her world is thrown for a loop.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,033
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Comments:
- 2
- Hits:
- 123
-
Tags
Summary
Tom's in desperate need of a break,
From never ending destination shooting,
From reshoots,
From interviews,
From the never ending scrutiny of the tabloids and press,
Even from his family.
Having just gone through a messy break up his Agent decides it's time he actually took one.
A six week break in Berlin.
Recharge, rest, take a break.
What could possibly happen in six weeks?
-
Tags
Summary
Baz is so desperately in love with his room mate, Simon Snow, that he flees to Paris for a year, hoping to forget him forever. Except his crush won't stop texting him...
-
Tags
Summary
Geno's on vacation in French Polynesia with Anna, and Sid's in Nova Scotia. Until Geno drunk texts him.
Also, they're wizards (just go with it)*unbeta’d. All errors are mine*
EDIT: i reduced the size of the texts,
-
Tags
Summary
Virgil took a step forward, eyes narrowing, suddenly looking a whole lot scarier than he had a moment ago. "What the fuck did you just say to my friend?" he demanded, voice dangerously low.
Series
- Part 15 of Mini Draft Landfill
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 339
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
- Hits:
- 121
-
Tags
Summary
Taehyung is shocked when a total stranger makes a very serious-looking threat on his life and although it's probably just a prank, he can't shake off a very strong sense of anxiety. What if it was an actual creep who knew where he lived?
-
I Suck At Sending Pictures by royally
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
11 Sep 2018
Tags
Summary
Feyre can’t text.
Series
- Part 2 of Feyrhys ficlets
-
Tags
Summary
Parallel lines would represent their lives very well.
Fourty-seven minutes of quiet companionship, fourty-seven minutes of Gaku’s time being stolen by the – admittedly intriguing and beautiful – stranger.
This Friday evening didn’t seem different from the other days.
Until the gears shifted.
-
Tags
Summary
Sometimes the wrong number can lead to the right person
____
Unknown Number: Everyone thinks you suck
Me: I think you have the wrong number
Unknown Number: Jimin?
Me: Nope. Yoongi.
Unknown Number: well you probably suck too