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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

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    spaghettispaghetti: friends.
     

    spaghettispaghetti: it is 3 a.m.
     

    spaghettispaghetti: my phone won’t stop buzzing

     
    spaghettispaghetti: I am trying to sleep
     

    spaghettispaghetti: and for the LAST TIME
     

    spaghettispaghetti: I AM NOT CATERING FOR ANY OF YOUR PARTIES (except you, Canada ;) ily)

     
    maple.syrup.eh: Oh, I’m sorry, Italy. But at least we can talk now! :)

     
    chipsnsalsa: r u stupid, italy, this isn’t about frIGGIN FOOD

     

    swisschocolate: *exasperated sigh*

    ~

    Basically, a bunch of countries make a group chat. This is what does down in it.

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    3/?
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    Kim Taehyung just wants to feel a little reciprocated love, but he gets way more than he bargained for.


    And he may or may not have just sent a picture of his dick to a random stranger, but either way: he sees good in the situation.

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    10
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    Unknown Number: okay so turns out i did indeed broke my finger. and also my phone. and also my leg is fucked. yay?
    Me: ???
    Unknown Number: dont ??? me. it wasnt my fault
    Me: How did you do that?
    Unknown Number: I told you already? I fell down the stairs bc of that damn dog
    Me: Okay, first of all, all dogs are angels, don’t you dare say anything bad about them.
    Me: Second: I have no idea who you are or how you got my number.

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    namjoon texts seokjin by accident. wrong number!au

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    10/?
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    "If I ever ended up drunk sexting you, you better pretend that it didn't happen the next day, OK?"
    "Sure, but I'll save some screenshots"

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    Marvel texts from your favorite superheroes and villains

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    8/?
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    14
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    102
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    5
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    Sitting in his Jeep in front of a liquor store, freaking out because the guy who wants to buy beer for Lydia, wants to have sex with Stiles in exchange for it, was not how he planned to spend his Friday night.

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    its been three long years and jongdae still regrets not telling tao the truth.

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    Basically random instances where Group Chats bring more harm then good. (PLATONIC YOONJIN) (PLATONIC JIKOOK) (BASICALLY PLATONIC EVERYTHING MINUS THE SHIPS IN THE TAGS).

    Series
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    4/?
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    2
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    Min Yoongi is a beautiful man, porcelain doll perfect with his dark clothing a conceptual masterpiece that snags the eyes of anyone who happens to glance his tired visage. Instead of gracing the cover of magazines, he's usually on the floor of one of the stores in the city's central mall, a shopping complex that attracts all sorts of interesting and annoying characters.

    [ It's a Mall AU. ]
    [[ Because why not. ]]
    [[[ Rating will probably go up, ngl. ]]]

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    James Sholto thinks he might want to be a dead body. Greg Lestrade thinks he should just pretend to be a dead body.

    It's the right call. It's so good when we find our people.

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    Jungkook has always been a rather unlucky guy, but everything changes the day he gets accepted into the university of his dreams. Turns out that the life in the dorm is not quite as dreamy though.

    Sit back, relax, shake your head because they all behave like fucking idiots.

    I'll go pretty ham with the writing style so if you think you gon have a comfortable read, you won't.

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    13/?
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    Jin has a crush on Hoseok, and the younger man knows it. Hoseok also has a crush on Jin, but Jin doesn't know that. Can the power of alcohol bring the two together?

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    An impulsive Jimin feels rather rebellious, decides to tattoo a big ass skull on his back just to defy his parents and contacts tattoo artist Agust D (who confronts him on his stupid idea).

    (Mostly text AU)

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    8
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    100
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    11
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    A drunken idea between new acquaintances becomes reality. Jae and BM wanna have a good time. Johnny and Vernon question their loyalties. Jinyoung and Hakyeon develop a taste for blood and take this far too seriously.

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    Duo, as Quatre's self appointed wing-man and in an attempt to reduce some of Quatre's innocence, gives Quatre the number to a sex hotline. Quatre reluctantly agrees to it.

    Unfortunately for Quatre, Duo got distracted and gave him the wrong number.

    But maybe that's a good thing.

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    2/?
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    4
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    It started off innocent. Well, not really, it was never innocent. But Taekwoon never meant for it to end up the way it did; not that he was truly complaining about the series of events by the end of it. He got lucky in a way.

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    "All that I want is a hole in the ground, you can tell me when it's alright for me to come out." A bunch of kids trying to figure out future plans and dating and how the hell to pass the next exam. College is torture and it's a hard knock life.

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    3/?
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    16
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    47
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    10
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    “Nothing up this sleeve, nothing up this one.” Keeping her hands in the air as the captain rose, she said, “You folks gonna arrest me?”

    Leanne is a mage, and a Ferelden refugee. Struggling to find her place in her new home, she takes a job in a clinic working for the notorious upstart mage Anders and tries to hold it all together and hold the people she loves close while everything else is falling apart.

    A modern retelling of select parts of Dragon Age: II, focusing on the Mage Rebellion and asking: What if Anders had had help?

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    83,082
    Chapters:
    85/?
    Comments:
    40
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    21
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    3
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    842
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    Harry is forced pick a very drunk Draco up from a party.

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    1
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