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    JK: When the prof points to your new 256 dollar textbook and says “we don’t need this”

    Sleepsforaweek: lmao

    SinamonChim: Poor Kookie つ´Д`)つ You could bring the textbook back to the bookstore and get a refund

    HOE: lmao shouldnt you know not to buy textbooks by nwo

    DadJokes: Jaffy

    Actual Dad: ?

    DadJokes: Do you not know what it means?

    Actual Dad: No

    DadJokes: How are we married?

    Actual Dad: We’re not?

    DadJokes: WOw okay.

    Tae Gogh: teh .

    JK: it was nice knowing you Namjoon hyung

    ActualDad: NO, NO, NO

    Actual Dad: That’s not what I meant, babe. I was just confused over the jaffy thing

    HOE: here we have a whipped man scrambling to undo the damage his careless words have caused

    SinamonChim: I don’t know it either but I’ve heard it before

    Sleepsforaweek: Who called you that? Tell me how they look like and I’ll go beat that asswipe to the floor

    Gucci_TaeTae: And here we have another whipped man in action

    Or
    In which Yoongi is whipped, Jimin is an angel, Jungkook is just there for the ride and the rest are too invested in Yoonmin's relationship for their own good

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    It starts with a misspelled text but has the potential to become much, much more.

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    12,762
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
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    219
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    31
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    2819
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    Driven to wits end by Francis Crozier's drunk texting and James Fitzjames' constant storytelling; Sophia Cracroft hatches a plan to get those annoying two out of her life by pairing them off. A romantic dinner inside a historic location, what can go wrong?

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    1/3
    Comments:
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    11
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    All my miscellaneous ship drabbles, of which I have many, as is evident in the tags.

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    62/?
    Comments:
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    34
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    Wade Wilson and Piotr Rasputin are drinking buddies with to many problems to count. Piotr found out his wife of 5 years, Kitty, has fallen in love with a woman, Rogue, and wants to leave him for her. For wade, in between having the majority of his body being burned, having his daughter taken away, and being out a job the guy just can't catch a break.

    One night the two have hot drunken sex and find that it's a great way to deal with life's pain.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    17
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    812
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    One Wednesday evening Levi is keeping himself occupied when someone texts him. He doesn't recognise the number and, at first, decides to ignore it. However a few more texts later and he finds himself messaging the stranger.
    Two weeks pass and he is surprised when the stranger messages him again.
    From that point on there is a constant back-and-forth between them and Levi finds himself letting his guard down just a little. However there is one thing he can't stop obsessing over; Will the kid react badly when Levi reveals just how much older he is?
    Levi is not a people person. Never was, never will be. However, he finds himself wishing he could be a little bit braver when it comes to the brat who keeps texting him. But wishing never got people like him anywhere.
    So why is the brat still talking to him?

     

    Update time: I will strive to update at least once a week.

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    19/?
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    518
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    Chloe is the first (and only) girl Beca has ever kissed.

    **

    For Bechloe Week 2018

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    15
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    Post Captain America Civil War fix-it:For the first time in their entire acquaintance, Tony and Steve start having really honest conversations with each other via text message, of course.

    Or Tony and Steve try to repair their relationship before the next apocalypse. This may take a while. Actually, battling blue and/or purple aliens would be preferable to working through their feelings.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    128/?
    Collections:
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    1710
    Kudos:
    1557
    Bookmarks:
    277
    Hits:
    58425
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    We were hiding behind the bar, leaning against it, watching Cece sucking Jungkook.
    Namjoon pulled me in his lap and put his hand back inside my panties and started whispering into my ear.

    "I want to taste you so bad, baby, I bet you're delicious..."

    He turned me around. Grabbed my hips and lifted my pelvis so he could bury his face in my pussy.
    He rested his hands on my ass and I felt how he slowly put two fingers in my pussy and his thumb was circling around my ass. His tongue not giving my clit rest.

    My face was laying against the floor, and my eyes were set on Cece and Jungkook. I heard him moan and he cum inside her mouth.

     

    An OC x BTS story, about night life in a club.

    Featuring Daddy V with his sugar cakes, and the rest of Bangtan :p

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    2442
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    In which Jimin crushes easy, but this time his heart doesn't break.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    44
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1161
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    Tiana Vermont is a transfer student from America; when she meets the rowdy yet mostly pleasant class 3-A, her world is thrown for a loop.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    123
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    Tom's in desperate need of a break,

    From never ending destination shooting,

    From reshoots,

    From interviews,

    From the never ending scrutiny of the tabloids and press,

    Even from his family.

    Having just gone through a messy break up his Agent decides it's time he actually took one.

    A six week break in Berlin.

    Recharge, rest, take a break.

    What could possibly happen in six weeks?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    331
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    161
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    Baz is so desperately in love with his room mate, Simon Snow, that he flees to Paris for a year, hoping to forget him forever. Except his crush won't stop texting him...

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1159
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    Geno's on vacation in French Polynesia with Anna, and Sid's in Nova Scotia. Until Geno drunk texts him.
    Also, they're wizards (just go with it)

    *unbeta’d. All errors are mine*

    EDIT: i reduced the size of the texts,

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    45
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    Virgil took a step forward, eyes narrowing, suddenly looking a whole lot scarier than he had a moment ago. "What the fuck did you just say to my friend?" he demanded, voice dangerously low.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13
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    121
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    Taehyung is shocked when a total stranger makes a very serious-looking threat on his life and although it's probably just a prank, he can't shake off a very strong sense of anxiety. What if it was an actual creep who knew where he lived?

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    Words:
    10,800
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1279
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    Feyre can’t text.

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    135
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    Parallel lines would represent their lives very well.

    Fourty-seven minutes of quiet companionship, fourty-seven minutes of Gaku’s time being stolen by the – admittedly intriguing and beautiful – stranger.

    This Friday evening didn’t seem different from the other days.

    Until the gears shifted.

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    42
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    Sometimes the wrong number can lead to the right person

     

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    Unknown Number: Everyone thinks you suck

    Me: I think you have the wrong number

    Unknown Number: Jimin?

    Me: Nope. Yoongi.

    Unknown Number: well you probably suck too

    Language:
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    Words:
    12,430
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    1537

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