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    It's been eight years since Izuku last logged in. When he gets the chance to do so, he discovers that he's married to a user named Ground Zero. Apparently, the husband he's had eight years ago 「 King Explosion Murder 」 patiently waited and has somehow not divorced him. Also, for some reason said husband is now a professional player.

    Or the one wherein Izuku learns about the horrors of online — not really — dating.
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    and lead me up the staircase
    won't you whisper something slow?
    i'm captivated by you, baby,
    like a firework show.

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    Phoenix was never particularly afraid of growing old...

    Though admittedly, he did miss the days when he could wake up without his back cracking, or be able to look in the mirror without the fear of discovering a gray hair or a wrinkle.

    However, the worst part would have to be all the new medication he now had to take to aid his various ailments...including his dying sex drive. Being the clumsy defense attorney that he is....what happens when poor Phoenix accidently pops a Viagra before facing off with Edgeworth in court?

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    Upon tangling himself up in a lie, CEO Dream has to find a way to convince other guests at a big gala that he is in fact married, when he's actually not. One of his interns, George, just happens to be a perfect real life reflection of how he had described his husband to colleagues and employees. He just needs him to act like his spouse for one night.

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    Bakugou falls victim to an attack from a quirk-removing villain. It's only temporary, but there's one thing he wants to try now that his quirk isn't in the way: Masturbation.

     

    Unfortunately for him, the quirk returns sooner than expected, leaving him more frustrated than ever. Deku isn't sure what's wrong with Bakugou lately, but naturally wants to help.
     
    AKA: Bakugou can't masturbate.
    ***

    And then it hit Midoriya even harder. That occurance from earlier? That must have been the one chance Bakugou got; the only chance he'd ever had to release all of that pent up sexual frustration... and it had been shattered. Worse yet, it was entirely Midoriya's fault.

    The guilt from swarmed his body. But this uncomfortable emotion toyed with his brain, and somehow channeled a switch deep inside of him to be flipped on.

    And so, in a mix of genuine concern, overwhelming guilt and a tiny bit of pleading for the world to be on his side, Midoriya had already created a solution.

    There was only one thing he could suggest, and Bakugou was not going to like it at all.

    [Updates: 1-2 a week]

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    Tsukiryuu and Kale are a couple of saiyan women who move in together on a new planet. But given it's a favorite haunt of the royals, and given their nature, they're likely to want to do more than bow.

    Of course, it's equally likely the royals will like what they see. And maybe more.

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    12/?
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    camboys. george had no idea how he got to this point, but here he was, obsessing over a man on the internet who jacks off on camera for money. there technically isn't anything wrong with that, but george still found himself flabbergasted that it got this far.

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    Yes, this coffee shop is out of the way.

    No, John doesn’t want to be here.

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    Levi agrees to Hange’s crazy experiment to help him find love – for one month, he must go on a date with anybody who asks him. But is the love of his life closer than he thinks?

    A fluffy story where our favourite captain goes on a series of crazy dates, and also a slow burn romance for Levi/Erwin!!!💘

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    Cap'n and K_K lived a rough life. Difficult, to say the least! But meeting a tall loudspeaker flips everything on it's head!

    And nobody would have it any other way.

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    4/?
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    Just BTS and TXT fanfictions to satiate my need for family fanfictions.

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    After an interesting evening with his housemates Vegeta looks for more exciting ways of receiving pleasure. Never one to experiment fully before, he searches for someone who can help. What better way than to hire a domme, after all he isn't wanting a relationship or so he believed.

    They are humans, in a funny , smutty book with some romance along the way...

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    Keiji never got drunk. He hated feeling out of control, and, frankly, didn’t have the time for it.

    But, last night, at that frat party, he’d gotten drunk. So drunk that the night had dissolved into a series of disconnected images—like when someone fast forwards through a movie too quickly, and each scene is reduced to a single frame before it skips to the next. He remembered the first two drinks, the dance floor, beer pong in the backyard, a dog in a pool, and, at some point, being back on the dance floor with a pair of strong hands on his hips, guiding the slow grind of his ass in time with the music.

    Who those hands belonged to, he had no idea. And it was driving him crazy.

    As Keiji was trudging miserably through his shift at the university library the next morning, trying desperately to remember the mystery man, a sudden shout shattered the blessed quiet and stabbed into his hungover brain like a javelin:

    “AKASHI!”

    Keiji halted in his tracks. Because, first of all, someone was yelling in a library, and it was his job to shut them up. But, also because that was almost his name.

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    BASICALLY, prompts/imagines/scenarios made out of the wonderful ideas me and my wife (kyo) have thought about...

    aka shitloads of smut — sprinkle some fluff in there as well — and all that other kinky shit :zany_face:
    also if you don't like fem oc x character or male oc x character or just any oc book, gtfo for your safety (im being serious we're about to get real kinky here)

    ANYWAYS have fun reading *laughs* , i'll probably update whenever i'm free / i have motivation :unamused:

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    “What is sex?”
    You and Paimon eyes went wide. You swore Paimon’s eyes could roll to the ground from surprise.

     

    A traveller, emergency food, unlucky boy and red bunny girl helped a wolf boy look for an answer while plunged the rest of Mondstadt citizens into embarrassment.

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    All this warm family atmosphere must be getting to him, because Newt slips up.

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    1/1
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    What happens when Craig answers a wrong number text?

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    One minute Sasuke was sleeping outside and the next he's waking up in a comfortable bed in a world where there is no chakra. Only Naruto can help him find his way back home, but Naruto's convinced that a demon has possessed Sasuke's body.
    Meanwhile, another dimension's Sasuke woke up in a panic, without chakra, in a world where every nightmare he has ever had came to life and where everyone he loves is either dead, smelly, or downright terrifying. And don't even get him started on having a kid.

    OR

    Sasuke's stuck in the modern world and his only hope to get back home is to uncover the lost memories of the other Sasuke.
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    “How are you doing any of this? What the hell is going on?” He turned to look at Sasuke who was sitting at the foot of the bed. Once their eyes met, Naruto’s eyes widened and he gasped in horror. “Who the fuck are you? Where’s Sasuke?”
    Sasuke raised an eyebrow. Maybe Naruto wasn’t such an idiot after all. “So, you noticed.”
    Naruto’s lip started quivering and he bumped into Sasuke’s bookshelf. “Whoever… whatever you are. Get out of Sasuke’s body.”
    Sasuke furrowed his brows. “This is my body.”
    Naruto shook his head no in horror. “Be gone spirit!”

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    Teenage Lan Wangji keeps a journal to help him organize his thoughts.

    Then Wei Ying shows up, and throws his carefully-ordered world into chaos. He has no idea what's happening; what is wrong with him; Wei Ying must be doing something to cause this - clearly, it's all his fault! Wangji's body just keeps doing strange things without his permission and it's all very confusing and upsetting.

    With a little help, he eventually figures things out. But next thing he knows; before he even notices what he's been doing, he realizes all of his journal entries have started turning into porn. It's all very disturbing; especially because it just keeps happening.

    Eventually he gives in and starts keeping a record of every smutty thought he has; every last filthy detail about what he wishes he could do to Wei Ying. (He's the only one that will ever read it, so it's fine. It'll just be his dirty little secret.)

    Except that Wei Ying wants to know everything about Lan Zhan; in the course of his snooping, he just might end up learning more than he bargained for!

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    After coming home from work, Carlton’s surprised by a naked altercation with said Psychic standing in his kitchen.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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