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You didn’t think you were gay, at first. Or into trolls.
But then your moody troll neighbor finally had his adult molt…. And well.
Suddenly you were gay and a xenophile.
And man, did you really want to fuck him.
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Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski have been going out for a while now. Secrets were kept and things were intact. Until one day, after a messy argument between the two, Eric decides to get revenge and outs his relationship with Kyle in front of too many people with two things at his advantage: cliche rom coms and bad poetry.
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Lance has been in love with Keith since middle school. After he moved away he thought Keith was gone forever until he showed up years later at the same university orientation accompanied by his high school sweet heart, Shiro. Lance figures he can get through their college years as just his friend and it should be enough (but it's not).
There may be an immeasurable amount of love in his heart for Keith but there is another contender. A cute camboy that hides his face and wears a wig. Lance has been following this account for over a year now, mostly he reminds him of a particular someone.
For now Lance decided to settle for pinning after Keith in the day time, and lusting after the camboy beauty at night. -
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When Phichit Chulanont, the best friend, main model, and face of Yuuri's brand of designer fashion wear decides to branch out a little, Yuuri is more than supportive. It is purely on accident that the man whom Yuuri admires (more like crushes on to the max but will die if you tease him about it), the famous Victor Nikiforov, is holding a casting for his next runway show, and since Yuuri is a good friend, he can't let Phichit go alone, now can he? Little do they both know that they're going into a meeting that will change all of their lives. For better or for worse.
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- Part 1 of modus vivendi
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Stuck by SucculentStrawberries
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005)
15 Nov 2018
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As The Doctor adjusts to new clothes, her new body, new friends, and dwells on everything that has happed in the last few days, she finds herself in yet another bout of trouble. And with that trouble, she will realize something crucial: Suspenders were a mistake.
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- Part 15 of Omovember on Ice 2018
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 909
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 109
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Alec is high with pain meds and spills out some interesting secrets.
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Mina Ashido Approves Of This Ship by CottontailMorlace
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Nov 2018
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❝K-Kacchan... Please...❞
❝'Gotta be real fucking specific, Deku,❞
❝Fuck me.❞
❝That's more like it.❞______
Izuku Midoriya has successfully hidden his status as an Omega for practically his entire life. His days would consist of hiding under the pretence of a Beta and taking leave every three months for his heat - but alas, this time the norm for dear Izuku won't go so smoothly.
A recent attack has befallen the next city over and as a precaution, the students of U.A. have been put under house arrest until the rouge villain, Silver Shadow, has been caught. It sounds simple enough but here's the catch: Izuku's heat has started.
As Izuku attempts to endure his heat discretely, one by one his classmates figure out his biggest secret, including an angry blond Alpha.
What will happen after Izuku and Katsuki wake up in the same bed?
And is Silver Shadow a more important pawn to this story than previously thought?
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- Part 11 of Omovember on Ice 2018
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 552
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
- Hits:
- 314
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Genesis Desire by queenwcrown
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Nov 2018
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The future holds a lot of incredible things...and maybe Shouto’s includes an angry, blonde Alpha.
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- Part 1 of The Abstraction of Life
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idiom: to tackle every problem, overcome every obstacle, challenge every misconception, and to succeed, despite all odds
On a small island off the coast of Sanus, in a world filled with magic, the town of Patch thrives. A close community, Patch is filled with eccentric people, curious oddities, and some of the strangest magic out there. For the citizens of Patch, its oddities are everyday fare, but for those just moving in, it can be quite an adjustment.
Some are starting jobs, some are starting school, some are simply continuing the same lives they've always lived. Regardless of their origin, and regardless of how long they've lived there, Patch is a place where anyone and everyone can find who they're meant to be.
And for the teens and kids in Patch, playful and wild as they can be, tucked away on their own little island, there are always adventures to be had, whether it's climbing trees, exploring caves, or even, if one is lucky (or unlucky) enough, discovering secrets of the past.
Truly, Patch is a unique place made lovely by its size and lovelier still by its peace and quiet. A peace and quiet that, through relationships and adventure, may soon be interrupted.
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- Part 1 of For Better or For Worse
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- Part 7 of Omovember on Ice 2018
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- English
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- 863
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 9
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- 261
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Todoroki Shouto is just trying to live a normal life. He didn't ask for his brother to get arrested in the middle of their lunch together. He didn't ask for a hot blonde hero to literally kick his brother out of the restaurant. He didn't ask for a cute freckled detective to take him in for questioning.
He just wanted some zaru soba. Is that too much to ask?
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Papyrus and his car have a very special relationship, but their first time doesn't go as planned...
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- Part 3 of Skelebro Crackporn
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Icebreaker by EtherealBeing
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Nov 2018
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Izuku tried his best to stay positive, and remind himself that his predicament was nothing to be ashamed of — that doctors dealt with this sort of thing all the time.
Needless to say, he gave up on trying to maintain that optimism the moment his childhood friend walked in, white coat, stethoscope and all.“Holy shit, I can’t believe this!” Katsuki managed to wheeze, in between raucous, choking bouts of laughter. “You— You got a dildo stuck up your ass?!”
Or: After several years of no contact, Izuku and Katsuki are reunited at the ER when the former gets a dildo stuck in his ass, and the latter is the doctor tasked with removing it.
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Not Without You: A Stucky Collection by bisexualstarbucky (DarylDixonGrimes)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Nov 2018
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A place for me to throw stuff I write on Tumblr.
1. Steve eavesdrops on Bucky and Nat's Russian conversations to improve his skills. Wait, though, are they talking about him? (College AU, no serum)
2. How the Howling Commandos got their name. (WW2 Era)
3. "It's six o'clock in the morning. You're not having vodka." (Post TWS)
4. Kiss prompt: kisses where one person is sitting in the other’s lap (WW2 Era)
5. Kiss prompt: tiptoe kiss + distraction kiss (AU no superpowers - setting: Rebecca's wedding) -
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Lance loves to flirt. He flirts to tease and to have fun and make people happy... but now that he actually likes someone? He has no clue how he should act. And while Lance awkwardly pines for Keith, Keith had already realized his own attraction for Lance.
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Keith overthinks every encounter he has with Lance and comes up with weird compliments and pick up lines in an attempt to flirt but Lance thinks Keith is just messing with him. -
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Keith and his friends try to summon a vampire. Someone is summoned.
Hunk, Lance, and Romelle all run off in three different directions, leaving Keith rooted to the spot where the sigil is. The sigil with his blood. Against his best interests, Keith slowly turns on his heel.The man he comes face-to-face with has hair that shines silver underneath the distant lamp light. He’s got a thick scar sitting starkly across the bridge of his nose, and is wearing a long black overcoat.
“What are you doing here?” The man’s voice is rough, deep, obviously agitated.
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Based on a Tumblr prompt.
Sakura is in the middle of a boring lecture she is meant to be running. It's just lucky that an inebriated Rokudaime has time to message and keep her company. Perhaps a little too much company. Things escalate quickly via messenger, it's just a shame that Sakura doesn't realize they have a whole audience to their flirting.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,042
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 11
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- 129
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Duck and Cover by GraySonOfGotham
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
27 Oct 2018
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Jason is the new bodyguard of Tim Drake, movie star, male model, teen heartthrob.
Jason finds it a personal insult to have been assigned to this specific mission to babysit the childish man. But it is an important undercover mission, as Tim Drake might be hiding some dangerous details about his personal life from his fans.
Such as being in cahoots with a Spanish drug lord, acting as the drug lord's ambassador on American land.