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This is a game rewrite of Dispatch, if there was a way to romance Waterboy (Herman). Not everything will be 100% accurate to the actual game, some scenes are literally the same, some I had to remove, and some I had to add or adjust. Also there will be included the headcanon of Waterboy and Robert (although this last one is not explicitly stated) being autistic, because the author is autistic and yes.
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It all started with a flyer.
Open Mic Night. Singers and Writers welcome!
Lying on his bed later that night, Herman stumbled on that flyer again in his photo roll. It was so plain, just white text on an abundantly colourful background, but it still made his hands shake. Was it nervousness? Or maybe…excitement?
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Waking up in the hospital, Robert remembered nothing - not who he was, nor what had led him there. His world was pain, blurry vision, and noises that reached him as if from deep water. The only link to reality was a strange man wearing a wet suit, who cried, kissed his hand, and muttered something unintelligible. The man's touch was precise and gentle as if it had been refined by a long wait. Robert did not know that this stranger was looking at him like he was the most beautiful thing in the world.
Why does this stranger act like Robert is the most important thing in his life?
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Forced to relearn how to live after being wounded, Robert finds an anchor in Herman. Their silent bond, forged by guilt and hope, slowly begins to develop into something more.
Though the story begins on a "serious" note, it's filled with plenty of humor and satire.-----
https://ficbook.net/readfic/019b48e7-fde1-78f5-b168-34f56394666c
This is my work, untranslated :PSeries
- Part 1 of Ex-dispatcher
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Shroud has been arrested, SDN Torrance has reopened, and Z-team have a new Mecha member (part-time, at least).
Robert Robertson, having sort-of avenged his father, is debating what his new life should look like. And increasingly it’s looking like he wants a certain wet hero in it.
And in Torrance’s underbelly, a new villain rises, one who has the potential to change everything.
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It's set after the game, Herman and Robert like each other, but neither is making overt moves. Herman is just an anxious mess who thinks Robert wouldn't be into that, and Robert thinks he should be professional but is a wreck.
Seems pretty standard until wacky superhero shenanigans rear their ugly head. Villainous Duplicates who complicate matters, Evil Herman, Evil Robert, and a wacky romantic mess.
Based on my playthrough, Robert avoids both Blazer and Invisigals' overtures; he cut Coupe, but saved her from jail at the end, so she's now back on the team. Invisigal takes a bullet for him, despite letting her get cut, and she's also back on the team. Robert ultimately lets Shroud live despite a deep temptation not to.
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Three months.
That’s how long it had been since Robert had crawled his way into Herman’s life.
Things had settled.
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TL;DR: a cold front hits torrence. an emotional front hits robert.
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- Part 2 of can you imagine?
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A series of one shots based on a sub top Waterboy and a dom bottom Robert dynamic. Lots of cozy and steamy vibes within!
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Robert was just looking for an excuse to not have to go out, something to let him shut himself in his apartment and drink the night away. Waterboy took the invitation into Robert’s life and decided to stay.
In which Robert keeps thinking their relationship has ended and Herm propels them both forward.
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my watermech fics! pretty much connected the same guys and they are the same story all the way thru
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“Do you want me to come with you to your cousin’s wedding this weekend, Herm?”
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Waterboy lies about having a plus-one for a wedding and has to improvise.- Language:
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When Herman was 7, Mecha Man saved his life.
When Herman was 17, he watched the light leave Mecha Man’s eyes as he choked to death on his own blood.
When Herman was 27, Shroud declared that they were finally taking back the Astral Pulse. They were going to kill Mecha Man.
Again.
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Herman is Shroud's second in command, Flood. In order to finally get their hands on the Astral Pulse, Herman goes undercover at SDN as the pathetic Waterboy. How far will he go to keep Shroud Happy..?
No chapter this week, but we’ll be back next week! :D
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- Part 4 of Caboose's WaterMech Fics <3
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Omega Herman goes around obliviously showering everyone with attention and the consequences that brings.
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Once Robert finds out about Waterboy's previous side hustle he cannot seem to get him off his mind. Who knew the timid man would have it in him to make porn?
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[one-shots about dispatch!]
"You gonna eat that twink?" Sonar, one of the reformed-villains on his team, questioned from his position by the coffee maker.
"What?" Robert exclaimed, panicking as he wondered how Sonar knew--was he that obvious? Was there gossip around the office about how hot and bothered Robert couldn't help but get whenever he laid eyes on Water Boy? He needed to kill himself, and he needed to do it quickly.
"The twink you just crushed in your hand," Sonar replied flatly. "Are you gonna eat that?"
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Things have been good— besides some lingering regret over not killing Shroud and the careful consolidating of corporatizing Mecha Man with dispatch work, Robert’s been alright. Hell, he even bought a bed recently.
Things spiral pretty quickly when he’s a victim of some sort of bizarro mugging and gets turned into a cat. Surprisingly, it doesn’t even rank in the top ten worst experiences of his life.
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- Part 1 of I Think You’re the Cat’s Meow
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It's been four months since Herman, A.K.A SDN Hero Waterboy, went missing after what should have been a routine dispatch call. Vanished, leaving his tracker behind at the entrance of a manhole cover.
Four months after the fact, Robert Robertson receives a distress call about a villain with Red Ring implants currently wrecking havoc on the coastline.
It couldn't be, could it?
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- Part 1 of Ebb Tide
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the intolerant brightness of your charms by yakuzapalooza
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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Herman is known online in some circles as Mecha-Man’s #1 fan. After Mecha-Man retires, he’s completely devastated until someone dares to ask him why he likes Mecha-Man so much.
Of course, he’d pass away if he knew the person that asked him WAS Mecha-Man. Good thing that the account is anonymous…
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- Part 1 of the intolerant brightness of your charms
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