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    Patrick is a junior with Pete as his English teacher. They begin to see one another in a new way, though blind to their reasons why.

    High School AU. Moral dilemma and non-canon age difference. Horny!Patrick and Struggling!Pete.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    2488
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    Smut ficlet collection that follows a bingo card's call to put the realistic back into the porn.

    These are my attempts.
    Chapter 1: Charles/Erik awkward early-stage relationship with lots of laughter in bed.
    Chapter2: How bb!Chalres lost his virginity to a lady.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,588
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1172
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    John loves Sherlock to the moon,

    Sherlock knows that's 238,855 miles worth of love.

    A story of how two idiots work out how to love one another.

    Language:
    English
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    8,311
    Chapters:
    5/13
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1193
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    Viridian’s life has gotten terribly devoid of any action in bed. What’s a witch to do when they’re feeling lonely? Abuse their magic and summon a good fuck with witchcraft! Tempering with magic that strong couldn’t possibly lead to anything bad…

    Language:
    English
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    5,666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    264
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    Supreme Leader Kylo Ren and General Armitage Hux of the First Order have been "official" for three weeks, and still haven't slept together. Kylo decides to figure out why, but after Hux breaks up with him, Kylo gives it one last try to keep them together. As it turns out, Armitage Hux, General of the First Order, is not very well endowed and it's a constant source of shame for him, but Kylo doesn't mind one bit.

    Language:
    English
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    5,384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    738
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    “Alexander,” Lafayette slurred, clearly stoned, “this was not a, uh, a…” He paused for a moment. “Good idea…” His English began failing him a long time ago, and Lafayette was trying to grasp at the simplest of words. Alex only laughed.

    “It’s totally fine, Laf!” Alex exclaimed.

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    English
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    765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    111
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    During "M. Night Shaym-Aliens!" Rick and Morty need to be naked because of the squeamish aliens. Morty tries to hide his shameful desires under his clothes, but Rick is determined to take off his stupid yellow shirt.

    Language:
    English
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    2,749
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    471
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    Young Legolas, newly of age, cannot find another male to take to bed, as his social status makes such fraternization (within his own kingdom) complicated. Hope is found when a message from Lothlórien is brought to his father by way of a group of Galadhrim soldiers. Legolas cares little for the message, but decides to find an amenable soldier to 'befriend.' Youth being the awkward period that it is, the wonders of love and sex fall somewhat short of his expectations.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,901
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    69
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    a completely self indulgent fic between my farmer Ethan and Shane. Ethan is a stoner and a druid (let me live okay; he uses magic to keep his plants healthy... among other things), he takes really good care of his farm and animals etc etc. finds Shane irresistible and wants to show him a good time

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    English
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    1,905
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    122
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    Chilton is a horribly unprincipled little man and Will couldn't be happier about it.

    Language:
    English
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    2,399
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    157
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    Freed has been frequenting a gay strip club to watch his favorite dancer, "Thor." He hears that Thor is about to get fired because his gruff ways don't get him customers. Freed can save his job, but only by hiring this blond dancer who, up until now, has always been unattainable perfection. What starts as a simple lap dance turns into much more, and Freed decides to figure out who this man with the electric blue eyes really is. Does he dare try to "catch the thunder"?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    394,626
    Chapters:
    64/?
    Comments:
    981
    Kudos:
    1734
    Bookmarks:
    206
    Hits:
    63547
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    A business woman volunteers for genetic enhancement surgery for some extra spending money. The surgery’s left her with an overproductive cock that requires some thick protective underwear to keep her ejaculations under control. Today, however, she has to settle for something much weaker.

    Language:
    English
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    1,627
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    904
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    A wild Supreme Leader appears in her room just before Rey begins a lovemaking session with her clit.

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    English
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    2,228
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    127
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2348
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    An unusually smart but quiet little eight year old American boy moves from New York City to the rough city of Bucharest, Romania. He's bullied often and hates the dirty, strange new place, but when he meets a young Romanian child from a desperately difficult life, everything changes, for both of them, and the unlikely pair becomes inseparable.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/13
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1843
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    Finally! I made a new post for all my delicious incest pics XD
    There will be sibling incest, parent/offspring incest and any other form of incest.

    So, for those of you who INSIST on not paying attention to the tags and think incest is an abomination... Fuck off <3

    For those of you who are awesome and don't apply human concepts to our beloved Saiyans, or just like incest, or don't give a rat's ass, ENJOY!

    You can expect any pairing/threesome/plus with at least one Saiyan involved, pureblood or otherwise.

    P.S. ALL CHARACTERS WILL BE ABOVE THE STUPID HUMAN AGE OF CONSENT. [I think Japan uses 13. Whatevs.] So no shota or stuff like that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    128
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    490
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    11487
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    “Credence, I must ask you a question.”

    “Okay Mister Graves, feel free.”

    “Credence, may I kiss you?”

    Language:
    English
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    5,729
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    “Alfred, Help!”

    The Butler turns in the chair from the sleek bat cave monitors to frown over at his charge who was currently crawling his way up the steps from the parking bay and covered in the oddest green substance he’d ever seen in his life.

    “What on earth happened?” He calls rushing down the steps to help the man up. “The comms were only down for ten minutes, you couldn’t have screwed up killing that thing that badly?”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    249
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    read the title, my man

    Series
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    English
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    4,846
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1444
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    Just a collection of short fics (often kink meme fills) that aren't long enough I feel justified posting them on their own.

    12: Both Jon and Robb have obscene mouths, but in slightly different ways.
    13: Jon isn't thinking beyond how badly he needs Theon to shut up, and so he leans down and takes one of Theon's nipples between his teeth on pure instinct. There's no particular reason for it to work, and yet it seems to.
    14: So in some ways, this should not be such a surprise. Many peaces have been brokered with marriage alliances before. Most likely, she thought Stannis would offer his daughter to Renly, for she was the only female relative either of them had available. It turns out, the two Baratheon brothers are more creative than she is.
    15: "Jon, please. You have to touch me."
    16: "I can't believe you're jealous."
    17: Jon frowns as he feeds another log to the fire. Heat swells in the walls around them. They are in her rooms that never need their hearth lit, and he wonders what Father will think when she sits for dinner tonight stinking of smoke.
    18: She hates it when her brothers let their beards grow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,351
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    290
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    15072
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    A collection of kinkmeme responses from the tumblr kinkmeme, probably 100% Erasermight but I could probably swing. Maybe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,617
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1682

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