shuturfudge
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In the prosperous land of Liyue – two devils make a deal.
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What if Baizhu was tasked with resurrecting the Exuvia?
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Izuku’s life went downhill on a boring Tuesday afternoon. The world seemed to freeze. And then suddenly it slipped into a quicksilver motion, tumbling at such a nauseating rate, he felt as if he had been shoved into the inside of a washing machine on high.
That being said, it wasn’t until Thursday that he knew for certain he was fucked.
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DEATH&SKINNYJEANS by shuturfudge
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
20 Aug 2022
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“He didn’t suspect anything?” Emmett incredulously cried.
“Not a thing.” Edward responded, shaking his head in confused silence.
“See – I know how to be discreet.” Jasper's smug accent contributed.
“You ate him.” Edward deadpanned, stopping mid-hunt to give him a disappointed look.
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Beau tries seduction again. Ish.Series
- Part 4 of DEATH&BEAU
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being someone by shuturfudge
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
19 Aug 2022
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Beau Swan: Demon hunting (forcibly)
with Alice Brandon (basically holding him hostage somebody please help him)
as Jasper Whitlock (who really loves his girlfriend like it's gotten to a weird amount, should we call somebody?)
watches and Peter Whitlock (queue the dark and mysterious past but fuck is he pretty) films it
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DEATH&CODEINE by shuturfudge
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
17 Aug 2022
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“Yo.” Beau greeted, in a perfectly normal, perfectly relaxed, perfectly non-panicking voice.
The man stopped. He seemed to observe Beau like he was a really well trained talking parrot.
“Hello.” The man greeted Beau. Oh shit, oh fuck, that voice, oh my god that voice, it’s like leather and cigarettes and bottled James Dean.
“You – uh, you come here often?” Beau’s single brain cell spit out.
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Beau has the power to not fucking die. It's a pity Jasper's willing to try regardless.
Is it enemies to lovers if one of them is way too into it?
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- Part 1 of DEATH&BEAU
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Dinner at the Cullens by shuturfudge
Fandom Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
28 Jul 2022
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Virgin sacrifices are so last season.
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Disasters in Motion by shuturfudge
Fandom Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
14 Aug 2022
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Natural Disaster Universe (Main fic + backstories + Peter Pov's)
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- 105,892
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DEATH&BEAU by shuturfudge
Fandom Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
20 Aug 2022
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Short stories set in the same universe where Beau can’t die and Jasper can’t stick to his fucking diet (queue: twu twu love)
Now with art! Some art! Art is being added! Very slowly! Art!
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running after two hares by chaparral_crown
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Charlie Countryman (2013)
05 Apr 2026
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“Do you think that maybe you have a preference for people with a certain criminal element?”
Will feels himself wilt internally. “I’m not sure how to feel about jumping to murder instead of the fact that the two of you could have been made through cellular mitosis.”
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Hannibal has effectively replaced Will in every facet of his life by the time he is released from prison at the hands of the Chesapeake Ripper. The man takes his job, his friends, his one-time crush, and his pride.
In a spiteful random purchase made at a gas station, Will finds a way for two to play that game, and puts in motion a much wilder method of replacing Hannibal than he was really planning for.
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I Reincarnated as a Fungus When I Only Wanted to Be an Architect by Bgtea
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jun 2026
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If there’s one word Kaveh could use to describe his life, it would be “ordinary”. Sure, the start of his life looks more like a sad drama movie with the death of his father, being abandoned by his mother, then being treated like luggage as he was passed from one relative to another. But he grew up, got a job working as a corporate slave, and became self-sufficient enough to pay his rent while not starving. Currently, his job is tedious, and the only joy in his life comes from spending his evenings at home alone, designing and building little houses in the game "My Little Aranara Friend", but things could be worse!
It becomes worse in the blink of an eye. He dies. And not only is he forcefully transported into the world of "My Little Aranara Friend", but he's also stuck in the body of a mob monster called a Fungus where his only hope of getting a human body is by levelling up.
...And also by saving the Aranara from mass extinction caused by some malevolent mysterious dark power called "The Withering" that, if left unchecked, will also destroy the world.
Fuck his life.
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kissing the ground (of your sanctuary) by TrashcanWithSprinkles
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Jun 2026
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For the record, Ajax was not at all opposed to being sent on missions as another Harbinger's backup. As long as he was given things to fight and the rest of the tasks were not excruciatingly boring to get through, Tartaglia would comply without issues.
The actual mission, the actual tasks, the actual experience of being the backup was not the issue here.
The issue was-...He was the only Harbinger being tasked with things like these. The only Harbinger being designated as backup. The only Harbinger being treated like a class below the rest.
(Because Tartaglia was rash and reckless and could not be trusted to keep himself safe.
Tartaglia was to be looked after like an unpredictable rabid animal that only behaved under certain conditions.Tartaglia was off.)
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Or, Childe struggles to understand why the Tsaritsa insists on treating him differently from the other Harbingers, and tries to pretend like his affiliations aren't irrevocably shifting towards the mysterious god he meets in Liyue.
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Harry gets hit by a killing curse and instead of dying travels to a different reality where he is the bratty husband of the Minister of Magic Tom Riddle. Harry realizes that his husband actually hates him and can barely tolerate his scandalous and petty behaviour and married him only for political connections with the Potter family. That's all good since he doesn't like Riddle either. Tom, on the other hand, is confused by his pureblood husband's new and strange behaviour.
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"Well, here we are." Sirius pushed open the door with a grand sweep of his arms. “Home sweet Hell.”
Sirius had bad memories of Grimmauld Place, tainted by his own less than stellar family. But for Harry, whose summers had previously involved being locked away either in a cupboard or Dudley's second room--with bars on the windows, no less--it was perfect.
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With Sirius free from Azkaban and taking up his role as Harry's guardian, Voldemort pursuing a political path to power rather than bloodshed, and a defense teacher that isn't actively trying to kill him for once, Harry has high hopes for his third year at Hogwarts. It'll be nice to sit back and be a kid for once.Only Harry's life is never so simple, and he soon finds himself facing a myriad of new challenges: school bullies and new family dynamics, horcruxes all but falling into his lap, his deja-vu brain giving him mixed signals, and hidden murmurs arising from old Death Eater circles that may pose a threat to him regardless of his tentative alliance with Voldemort. Things seem destined to never be easy, but if there's one thing Harry knows by now, it's that he won't have to do it alone.
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