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Deadclaws Is Coming To Town by criminaldelusions
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
25 Dec 2024
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Just some cute Poolverine Christmas fluff. They decorate the tree, they're in love, blah blah blah.
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What's The Wind Resistance On Those Blowjob Handles? by criminaldelusions for StarvingDelusions
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
09 Sep 2024
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Logan wants Wade to use the blowjob handles and Wade is so into it.
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In which, Matt is an incredibly desperate and horny man, who's becoming increasingly obsessed with his two friends.
All three of them are just super horny for each other.
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27 Jun 2026
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“So, you… your wallet? You left it?”
“Yeah. Somewhere around here. Couldn’t find it in the kitchen, thought maybe it’d be on my dresser or nightstand.”
“And… how long have you–”
“About ten minutes.”
“Oh.”
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Or, Michael Robinavitch forgets his wallet at home after leaving for his sabbatical. He returns home to retrieve it. He doesn't find his wallet, but he does find his intern in his bed, very much not sleeping.
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16 May 2026
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Dennis Whitaker has never been able to orgasm during sex. Robby takes it upon himself to change that.
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27 Apr 2026
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Dennis Whitaker tried to find answers in God. When that didn't work, he turned to medicine.
And when that didn't work, he turned to the two married attendings.
Or I heard we were making Dennis Whitaker have religious trauma and I decided to help out.
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- Part 1 of i retract and repent in dust and ashes
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23 Apr 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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20 Apr 2026